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Date Signed Up:5/16/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
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Content Thumbs: 13256 total,  14317 ,  1061
Comment Thumbs: 15506 total,  16272 ,  766
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Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:372530
Times Content Favorited:779 times
Total Comments Made:583
FJ Points:29021

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#9 - This is a long one guys, sorry! The best frape that i…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/05/2012 on like a rapist +186
User avatar #185 - derpiestofhooves (08/05/2012) [-]
Don't think I can top this one, but one time, I was helping my friend with some computer problems over Teamviewer, but in the middle of it, he had to go eat. Unfortunately for him, he auto logged onto Facebook, when you went there. First I just posted a weird status, but I knew I could do better... So I changed his profile picture to a dick. Like, a giant cock. Best part is - his uncle saw it, took a picture of it, and sent it to his mom, while he was still eating. I was like the perfect storm of fraping, and it was glorious. I think he only REALLY forgave me this summer, and it happened a good six months ago
#63 - sacredmagic (08/05/2012) [-]
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
#34 - aBlindMoron (08/05/2012) [-]
>yfw
#28 - irokk (08/05/2012) [-]
You probably ruined his life.



I love it.
#22 - ohemgeezus (08/05/2012) [-]
How long did that even take?
Also, I think I understood it, you tricked people into thinking he was a closet gay/feminism bro and even his mom succumbed to your mastery of troll?
User avatar #186 - squadmissile (08/05/2012) [-]
I think the whole thing lasted about 3 weeks posting a status every once in a while to try to not be noticed by alex. He knew it was one of our group of friends because a stranger wouldn't know that much about him. I also never told anyone else about it so that they wouldn't taddle, so when i put the last status, everyone seemed to have no doubt it was anyone but him posting.

He's fine now anyway, got a girlfriend out of one of the girls who tried to gay best friend him, so in a way i'm the most convoluted wingman ever!
#187 - ohemgeezus (08/05/2012) [-]
Wait, wait wait. So one of the girls who thought he was gay eventually started dating him? I don't even logic
User avatar #188 - squadmissile (08/05/2012) [-]
Yupp, some how went the friends, best friends then dating route.
#11 - daboomee (08/05/2012) [-]
...well then...
#10 - definatly (08/05/2012) [-]
You spelled Definitely wrong assface
User avatar #13 - squadmissile (08/05/2012) [-]
Sorry pal, got to the character limit and thought noone would be bothered if I spelt it differently :/
#15 - definatly (08/05/2012) [-]
look at my username
#116 - achselschweiss (08/05/2012) [-]
Why is this guy showered in red? Come on guys, that's some of the most original I've seen in quite a while.
#17 - anonymous (08/05/2012) [-]
Yes you joined today to tell people who spelt definitely wrong that they had spelt definitely wrong, surely there are better hobbys in the world to persue than just being pedantic?
#18 - definatly (08/05/2012) [-]
It's 5am in the morning
I'm listening to my music
i live in the middle of nowhere
I am laughing my ass off right now
And i just so happen to have access to the world wide web

I have NOTHING to loose motherfucker
User avatar #19 - squadmissile (08/05/2012) [-]
Lose* motherfucker! Got you back ;)
#20 - definatly (08/05/2012) [-]
Shit gotta make an account for that too
#21 - orangebedroom (08/05/2012) [-]
definatly more thumbs needed here
#5 - Oh and the template if anyone wants a go. 08/04/2012 on Every Damn Time +8
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on Every Damn Time +30
#5 - squadmissile (08/04/2012) [-]
Oh and the template if anyone wants a go.
#9 - I felt really popular until i noticed that all the notificatio…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on FUCK. THE. SYSTEM! 0
User avatar #21 - sheiladikshit (08/03/2012) [-]
him too! he sent like 10 of them to me
#9 - Here you go good sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Olympic Divers 0
#10 - mementomorit (08/03/2012) [-]
Thank you xD
#2 - Picture 08/03/2012 on reddit 0
#30 - Why reply to him then?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on Fuck you John 0
#69 - weedallusion (08/04/2012) [-]
Because i didnt realize i replied to him till i hit reply
#10 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Well fuck +153
#81 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
So do you not get bored of the comments section being full of the same comments on every related post?
#83 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
I give up, I'm too tired to click the right reply button
#32 - tomkruise (08/02/2012) [-]
Batphone?
#5 - Maybe he had a dog in his car and it was a hot day, or he just…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on Well alright then +1
#7 - mdhash (08/01/2012) [-]
ERR MERR GERRD, MIDER KERL GAAI
#49 - Picture 07/31/2012 on and... +2
#25 - Oh and paint skills off the chart and all that jazz. 07/30/2012 on this is how my new SD card... +12
#24 - I've probably been up too long an my visions blurry, but i do …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on this is how my new SD card... +18
#25 - squadmissile (07/30/2012) [-]
Oh and paint skills off the chart and all that jazz.
#10 - NO! Why does this keep happening!?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Worst Song/Music Video Ever +5
#146 - hellaboard (07/30/2012) [-]
Gif is in synch. MFW
User avatar #51 - samxdaxman (07/29/2012) [-]
OP is being a proxyfag, thats why.
#62 - You didn't have an opinion, you were ignorant, arrogant and di… 07/29/2012 on Good Guy Mr.Bean +1
#53 - So your complaining that it took too long but didn't have enou… 07/29/2012 on Good Guy Mr.Bean +2
#44 - And thus the idea of the world largest and most poisonous kett… 07/29/2012 on I don't wanna fall in.. +6
#20 - They have their accomadation in Glasgow, it's like they never … 07/29/2012 on Run! +42
#136 - Just wanted to say thank you for posting this mate, a fair few…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Rap evolution +17
User avatar #338 - JoshBauer (07/29/2012) [-]
To be honest, and I'm not trying to sound like some badass, but weed is actually really fun.
#491 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
Are you 12?
User avatar #392 - lazypaul (07/29/2012) [-]
So?
User avatar #507 - JoshBauer (07/29/2012) [-]
Well he said "smoking weed like it's going out of style" and I'm pretty much saying there's nothing wrong with that.
User avatar #508 - lazypaul (07/29/2012) [-]
Because you are doing nothing else productive.
User avatar #509 - JoshBauer (07/29/2012) [-]
Yea, I'm not saying I support the idiots who do nothing but smoke weed. I guess I should have looked over my previous statement a couple times. The only time I'd ever smoke is at night, or when I have nothing planned at all.
User avatar #511 - lazypaul (07/29/2012) [-]
Well thats hardly 'smoking it like its going out of style' is it?
User avatar #515 - JoshBauer (07/30/2012) [-]
Jesus Christ nigger. "I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED OVER MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT A COUPLE TIMES"
#32 - Damnit, I wanted to ask you how you remembered your username.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2012 on /b/ opration rip yasha swag +20
User avatar #290 - glasstrampoline (07/29/2012) [-]
> Log in once
> google chrome saves password
> Never log out
#336 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
I didn't rely on that.
Chrome is not trust worthy in remembering my info sometimes.
I looked up my username in history (as I said in #224)

-kjghifdj
User avatar #343 - glasstrampoline (07/29/2012) [-]
Ah, well right on then.
#224 - anonymous (07/29/2012) [-]
Look it up through Chrome history (it will say kjghifdj at FunnyJunk)
Copy/paste it in login screen
Type in password (the only thing you have to remember)
#31 - >Stumble upon this page >Look at thumbs and date pos… 07/29/2012 on /b/ opration rip yasha swag +12
#21 - "Aren't you too fat to have mcdonalds?" 07/28/2012 on like a boss +44
#2 - Skrillex?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/28/2012 on friend zoned +87
#156 - MrMeatStick (07/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - NotAdmin (07/28/2012) [-]
no. ana camarena
#128 - anonymous (07/28/2012) [-]
does anyone think of "Aya Macarena" when reading the name?
User avatar #44 - anacamerena (07/28/2012) [-]
Nope click on my username, I am really anon
#155 - sergeantwang (07/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #154 - EdwardNigma (07/28/2012) [-]
Wha--

How the fuck did you do that?
User avatar #58 - asmodeu (07/28/2012) [-]
Still, somehow I managed to subscribe to you :\
#48 - GainesWorthy (07/28/2012) [-]
#14 - Thats my dog! 07/28/2012 on BLARGHARGL +5
#39 - How interesting. 07/28/2012 on You gotta look like this! +4
#175 - Dude, thats ****** up... 07/26/2012 on hero +3
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