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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:6/29/2011
Last Login:7/29/2016
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Content Ranking:#4454
Comment Ranking:#2191
Highest Content Rank:#2269
Highest Comment Rank:#2194
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Level 43 Content: Sammich eater → Level 44 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:31065
Times Content Favorited:73 times
Total Comments Made:666
FJ Points:4632

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#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Wyrmstooth Chapter 2, a... +1
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#40 - Bentdick Cummingbitch  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Celebs +16
#47 - repostal (09/15/2015) [-]
#171 - Little story. In one of my first successful fortresse… 09/05/2015 on Dwarf Fortress Comp 0
#26 - It's more like this.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on /v/diogames -1
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#37 - deltoraquest (08/17/2015) [-]
not quite, f3 was /v/'s favourite for a bit before they discovered the glory that is new vegas
#563 - I could just distract him with a -cotton sock- or stand in a b… 08/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#8 - **sqman used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **sqman rolls You … 08/06/2015 on Chicken 0
#939 - **sqman used "*roll picture*"** **sqman rolled image ** 07/11/2015 on This is how ISIS kills you 0
#7 - Oh, come on! Conjuration safety 101, rule #4 - "Open port…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/13/2015 on Another Chemistry Lesson +30
#15 - relvel (06/14/2015) [-]
But Rule #4b states that you should keep your distance from it if the spell has a high risk of causing conjurer's burn.
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#23 - psyachu (06/14/2015) [-]
geez, that hurts to see, but it's also really cool to see the bones and muscles.
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#62 - zoidz (06/14/2015) [-]
Here's some real ones.
i.imgur.com/aBTwxFn.gif
i.imgur.com/rSGHEet.gif <<< not sure if it's real.
Semi-gore, but pretty cool.
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#71 - psyachu (06/14/2015) [-]
The second one could be of a cadaver and they're showing how that works. Thanks, thought. Really made me cringe a bit, but it looked really cool.
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#40 - lapaat (06/14/2015) [-]
Are you talking about the image or the color of his text?
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#42 - psyachu (06/14/2015) [-]
But yeah, he picked a really shitty text color.
#72 - relvel (06/14/2015) [-]
I'm not good with hex codes...
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#41 - psyachu (06/14/2015) [-]
The image, but I know it's just halloween makeup now.
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#43 - lapaat (06/14/2015) [-]
I know, I was trying to be witty. I guess I'm not though
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#45 - psyachu (06/14/2015) [-]
I'm just mentally tired because I had a hard week at work this past week. It took me longer than I'm willing to admit to get what you were saying. I thought it was funny
#24 - bakagaijin (06/14/2015) [-]
I think it's halloween makeup....
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#28 - relvel (06/14/2015) [-]
It is. It's from MakeAZombie or something.
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#27 - psyachu (06/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for the info. I'm tired and didn't look closely enough. At least I'm not doing like that other guy and flagging it I try not to be a dick
#16 - logickid (06/14/2015) [-]
Nice gore, I'm lovin' it.
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#21 - isolovegames (06/14/2015) [-]
It's not even a real burn though. It's makeup.
#24 - Apparently they have a new PR guy. His job seems to be all abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Shots Fired +30
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#37 - blokrokker (06/13/2015) [-]
Either he really enjoys his job, or he's the saltiest fucker alive who's finally given the chance to unload on everybody foolish enough to wander into his crosshairs.
#20 - 1 - elephant **** 2 - squirrel **** 3 - dog ****? …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2015 on little comp of tumblr +5
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#23 - agronimo (06/13/2015) [-]
1 - Nope
2 - No, but close
3 - Yay
4 - Bingo!
5 - It's a secret
6 - Could be, but no
Bonus - Life... finds a way
#25 - anon (06/13/2015) [-]
1. Horse
5. human
6. rabbit
Bonus. DINO SHIT!
#34 - agronimo (06/13/2015) [-]
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

After all it seems funnyjunkers know more about shits and turds than plants and brands. Would you believe it!