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Date Signed Up:6/29/2011
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#5823
Highest Comment Rank:#5661
Comment Thumbs: 2043 total,  2616 ,  573
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Total Comments Made:473
FJ Points:2008

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#63 - Stone to flesh spell and then fireball, desintegrate or other …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2012 on Epic 0
#96 - theshinypen (05/05/2012) [-]
...I may be a better rogue than sorcerer, but here me out. Why Stone to Flesh then disintegrate? Disintegrate on it's own would do the job.
User avatar #97 - theshinypen (05/05/2012) [-]
Hear*, my mistake.
#24 - An avenger appeared! 05/05/2012 on A New Avvenger 0
#35 - I don't get it. It's just a normal goat. 05/04/2012 on WHAT AM I? +2
#17 - Actually I'd like to see hippocampi. Why the hell not. 05/03/2012 on MLP Next season (pony stuff) 0
#21 - She was probably low on mana 05/03/2012 on Teleportation Logic. None... +1
#40 - Why don't they have Snowflake? 05/03/2012 on Worth it +1
#3 - Look at this ****** ! Look at him! 05/03/2012 on Religion ... +1
#8 - And that's how BLU medic stole the intelligence 04/30/2012 on TF2 Ponies 2 +3
#1 - MLP marathon is free  [+] (8 new replies) 04/29/2012 on Your Choice... -17
#3 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
MLP won't erase the memories of your Uncle Todd molesting you at a garden party in 1996
User avatar #6 - berlando (04/30/2012) [-]
well to be honest either would poping bubble wrap
#5 - uncletodd (04/29/2012) [-]
Who told you about that!
#13 - ftwunicorn has deleted their comment.
#4 - thepsycho (04/29/2012) [-]
Oh, he mad.
User avatar #2 - deathlordgusta (04/29/2012) [-]
you're kinda shoving it in people's face, mate.
User avatar #18 - shesaidshewaslegal (05/05/2012) [-]
Kinda why people hate us
User avatar #19 - deathlordgusta (05/06/2012) [-]
i honestly don't care that people hate us but that doesn't make me like people who shove things in other people's faces
#15 - Aww... I was expecting Nigel! 04/29/2012 on Have you seen ( X ) +3
#12 - Heroes V anyone? 04/29/2012 on Jedi high school +4
#68 - *huddah hud huddah!* 04/28/2012 on Minecraft Sabotage Valkyrie... +5
#18 - Can your sciencist use divine magic to destroy undead, heal al…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/27/2012 on switching sides +4
User avatar #46 - bananaananas (04/27/2012) [-]
no.. we use science..

bullets work perfectly fine, we also have tanks, flamethrowers and grenades and lots of other cool shit to fight the undead with. If they ever start running around... and we have medicine. has belieiving in god, hope or praying ever saved someone from cancer? didn't think so.

User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (04/27/2012) [-]
as true as that is, the idea of a better world and a reason behind the suffering does give people hope. i myself am surrounded by people i hate every day, and see a lot of pain and suffering going on in the world. if i wasn't religious, i would have probably offed myself sometime ago (note: i said religious, not christian :P)
User avatar #72 - mortality (04/27/2012) [-]
When I left christianity, my depression and desire to off myself was drastically reduced. Still religious, just polar opposite of christianity
User avatar #188 - captainfuckitall (04/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #574 - mortality (04/28/2012) [-]
Yes, actually. Not occultist sacrificial satanism, but yes. All that about sacrificing virgins and drinking their blood is not at all what it's meant to be about and practice of that is in no way so much as mentioned in the satanic teachings, but that is what public portrayal has become sadly.
User avatar #583 - captainfuckitall (04/28/2012) [-]
haha, it's fine, there's no need to put all that stuff, correcting the wrong image that has been placed upon Satanism, as i myself am a Spiritual Satanist :P
User avatar #69 - bananaananas (04/27/2012) [-]
don't really care what religion you have..

I was just pointing out that: hope, faith, praying, and believing in god does not help you get better physically.. I never said it didn't bring peace of mind.

I don't care if people want to believe in a higher mystical power or whatever. I just don't like it when they think they are better than other people and say stupid stuff like "sqman" did.

btw. what religion are you a part of?
User avatar #194 - captainfuckitall (04/27/2012) [-]
indeed i agree with you. the arrogance that religion brings out in most people is easily one of the biggest draw-backs of religion in general. but is there not power of the mind? someone can WILL themselves to be better? (it's happened before, and there have been scientific studies upon thought-power that proves there was far more then just thoughts going around)

i'm part of Satanism :P
User avatar #580 - bananaananas (04/28/2012) [-]
well.. positive thinking goes a long way..

a question. how does satanism work? I would like to know...
User avatar #584 - captainfuckitall (04/28/2012) [-]
indeed it does. Satanism has four fundamental pillars. Justice, Truth, Knowledge, and Empowerment. in most (if not all) Sects of Satanism, these are always the cornerstones. also, depending upon the Sect, some believe that Lord Satan was actually a real being (Theistic Satanism, Spiritual Satanism which i am a part of), and there are those who use him as a metaphor for bettering yourself (LaVeyan Satanism). how you better yourself and what you do will very from Sect to Sect, but the goal still remains the same

to become your own god
User avatar #585 - bananaananas (04/28/2012) [-]
that actually makes sense... to better yourself until you own yourself completely. these are good rules to live by.

User avatar #586 - captainfuckitall (04/28/2012) [-]
mhmm, i think so too
User avatar #24 - Thefirstpedobear (04/27/2012) [-]
A flamethrower and a hospital.
User avatar #22 - ericzxvc (04/27/2012) [-]
Can you or your God? Never seen it happen and it's impossible. Stupid comment.
#21 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
can your magic prove their is such a thing as the undead
#396 - Not sure if OK with this 04/26/2012 on Don't bitch, YOU are here... 0
#395 - **sqman rolls 41**  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Don't bitch, YOU are here... 0
User avatar #396 - sqman (04/26/2012) [-]
Not sure if OK with this
#34 - was  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on german mlp intro 0
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#37 - Say it again ************ !  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on It would be an ideal wedding +10
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#5 - And Apple devices 04/24/2012 on Fab-U-Lous! +3
#8 - I don't think it's a pony... 04/24/2012 on [Punchline] 0
#45 - It reminds me of this 04/24/2012 on Luna Feel Comic 0
#30 - Actually sonic cannot be gayer than it is now. Overruled.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on Jewel team 0
#41 - rubbereh (04/24/2012) [-]
Meh, Generations was pretty good.
#31 - I had the most epic and useful sleep disorder. I used to walk … 04/24/2012 on I kept my eye on him +7
#44 - I'm older than the universe cause I've created it. 04/24/2012 on Sylvester Stallone +1
#117 - Entire plane is bucked. 04/19/2012 on For the pokemon people...... 0
#15 - and there is an acrocanthosaurus which wold be the most badass… 04/15/2012 on It get's one mile to a chicken +15
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