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| #25 - Not the Al-Mi'raj! I used it once, and then I had to spend the… | 23 hours ago on Fun low level encounters | 0 |
| #38 - **sqman used "*roll picture*"** **sqman rolled image ** An… | 01/11/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #50 - Mining adamantine, of course. | 01/10/2016 on guy for scale | +8 |
| #42 - I haven't seen it, but it would have to be really ******* … [+] (4 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on In all the Reich places | -1 |
 Honestly, the main 'nazi-bad guy'(John Smith) is depicted as a twisted nazi version of the ideal American man. But as the show goes one you learn there's more to him then meets in the eye and I can say that the end of the season I was actually routing for him. The same goes with the main bad guy on the japanese side. There's some really gray morality going on. While it's clear that both the Japanese and the German regimes(especially the German) are evil, there are no completly evil characters in the show. At a certain point I noticed that not all the characters that I would like to do well, could do well. Because they were from different sides and for one to prosper the other had to fail. Really good writing in my opinion. But I do have to admit that Joe, Juliana and also Frank somewhat, fall somewhat flat to me. Which is a terrible shame since they probably get the most screentime. Oh also a fun thing: Hitler is actualy the one who's keeping the peace between Japan and Germany(there's a cold war going on between the two, only the Japanese don't have nukes but the Germans do). His succesors are waiting for him to die so they can declare war on Japan. | ||
| #23 - In my first game the DM got butthurt because our barbarian dec… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Useful video for new DMs | +4 |
 - Natural 20 isn't an automatic success on anything but attack rolls, and not always even then. - The pirates outnumber the barbarian and his party several hundred to one, have more ships, and therefore have more cannons. He's looking at like a -10 or -20 to the check due to those factors. - This is the lair of the dragon god-emperor. Any given section of wall is going to have some 500+ hit points for being hewn stone several feet thick because it's a fucking pyramid, and that's before the dragon god-emperor had centuries to place enchantments on the walls and shit. - The fucking dragon is a dragon, and probably could have killed your whole stupid fleet by himself because cannons aren't designed to aim at straight up at a dragon that flies hundreds of feet in a single move action. - Basically, it sounds like you and your friends are just cunts. #44 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] > childhood friend invites me to DM his session > fuck yeah this is gonna be so awesome > spend days preparing, coming up with a cool campaign, riddles, a final boss > they're gonna love this > the day finally arrives > get to friends house, walk into the living room > it's a bunch of fucking Chads and drunk normies > fuckstaycool.jpg > "sup homie, you want a brewski?" > politely decline and start to lay out my papers and books > "haha look at this nerd, tryhard much?" > whole group laughs > laugh nervously with them > finally get started half of them don't even know how to play, keep constantly chatting about sports and the new call of duty > at some point, one of the chads decides it would be really funny to fuck with the whole campaign > "so you're saying, if I roll a 20, I can do whatever I want?" > try to explain that's not exactly how it works but before I finish everyone starts rolling the d20 over and over again until someone gets a 20 > they all start whooping and chanting "TWEN-TY TWEN-TY TWEN-TY!!" > basically the campaign got completely fucked and they ended up blowing themselves up with gun powder > as I pack up my shit and leave, hear someone say "what a fuckin loser..." > wasn't invited back after that  I would never want to play with you or your friends. there's thinking outside the box, and then there's intentionally ruining the whole campaign. he probably worked really hard to make a fun adventure for you, but now he's gotta throw it all away and come up with a new one. sometimes you just gotta go with the flow m8. #37 -
JustintheWaysian (01/07/2016) [-] There's definitely a happy medium between "breaking the campaign" and "not immersing into the campaign". My players fit into the latter category. They are experienced players, and we've all been friends with each other for several years. I feel like I have to hold their hands and railroad them through the campaign. I drop a lot of hints (maybe I'm not being clear or obvious enough for them) for different pathways that they can take into this sandbox campaign. There is an overarching plot, but if they don't want to partake in it, then why should I force them? Nobody likes THAT DM that makes your player choices ultimately irrelevant. But at the same time, I present several choices to them and it's like they just wait for me to say "okay guys, let's go down this one path and let's see what happens!" I guess it's personal taste from player to player. sqman's fellow players sound like "sandbox players" dealing with a "railroad DM", and I'm a "sandbox DM" dealing with "railroad players". | ||
| #54 - I don't even know what I'm doing at this point. | 01/07/2016 on u wot m8? | +12 |
| #68 - To clear things up: Budgie = shell parakeet Parakeet =… | 01/07/2016 on Job | 0 |
| #8 - **sqman used "*roll picture*"** **sqman rolled image ** th… | 01/02/2016 on And the Darwin award goes... | +1 |
| #9 - But Tupac is alive in Serbia and real strong wizard kill turk … | 12/27/2015 on Tupac | 0 |
| #24 - **sqman used "*roll picture*"** **sqman rolled image ** Gondola | 12/16/2015 on Ouch | 0 |
