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Or you get actually terrible service
On the topic of that, if you don't tip delivery drivers they'll remember you and make sure your food has just a hint of feces in it the next time you order.
I'm not sure about Lift, but with Uber the drivers will rate you as being a shitty passenger if you don't tip them well. I learned this the hard way because I didn't know tipping was an option until after I saw my rating was complete shit and no drivers wanted to pick me up anymore. I also didn't know passengers even had ratings until after I learned mine was shit because I didn't know tipping was a thing.
MFW people want me to tip them 10 bucks extra for driving 8 minutes to bring me a sandwich. I hate tipping people, especially when they don't deserve it or when they try to suck my dick at a restaurant hoping I give them the big bucks.
Even more so when I go out with family or on a date and they really ham it up on purpose because they think because I'm with someone I'll have to give them more money for blowing me in public. If they want more money they should have went to college and learned the skill set required for a higher paying job.
I work at a restaurant and I am doing it because it allows me to pay my bills and go to college because I don't get tuition. I'm going to college to pay for my education and hopefully get a good job or at least one that can allow me to do this without having to ham it up. Next your gonna say it's not your fault you don't tip or you get good service. Me I bust my ass and help get people extra without getting caught so I can try to get a good tip. Also we pay tip share, that's means 3% of my total sales not tips go to the house because we "rent" our sections. So I've had bad days where I give people the hook up and still get stiffed (0 dollar tip) which means I have to pay for that table. I know my comment isn't going to change the way you think but not all of us are asshole who fuck with your food. We don't got time for that
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No, but those from the 80s don't use the internet to be able to see the image (and understand the joke) because they are old and senile.
How long ago do you think the 80s were? I don't think 37 is old and senile.
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If you've ever watched Billy&Mandy, there's a good chance you've heard one of Voltaires songs
Ah I though I recognized the name.
it's also the song in the opening credits sequence of the billy and mandy movie (starts at 1:23).
They also did a lot of songs for Adventurequest. Voltaire gets around.
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