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#139 - billythebriefcase (01/14/2013) [-]
on’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#138 - billythebriefcase (01/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#137 - billythebriefcase (01/14/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka..
User avatar #135 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
thanks
#134 - purescottish **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#132 - amdim (11/24/2012) [-]
Thanks man :) <3
Thanks man :) <3
User avatar #133 to #132 - spunkymcblacka (11/24/2012) [-]
its cool bro <3
User avatar #128 - McTasty (11/24/2012) [-]
thanks niqqa
#126 - thailin ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for it mate! :D
Was about to give you some stuff i don't need in return, but saw you don't collect anymore :(
User avatar #127 to #126 - spunkymcblacka (11/19/2012) [-]
Its cool bro <3
User avatar #121 - dalemc (11/18/2012) [-]
Thank you man.
User avatar #122 to #121 - spunkymcblacka (11/18/2012) [-]
Its cool bro
User avatar #120 - gpimpin (11/18/2012) [-]
Thanks again for the leg man. Wait...what happened to your items?
User avatar #123 to #120 - spunkymcblacka (11/18/2012) [-]
I quit and gave them all away, I only come to items to collect for a little and gift them to people
User avatar #124 to #123 - gpimpin (11/18/2012) [-]
Pretty damn nice of you. Thanks again.
User avatar #125 to #124 - spunkymcblacka (11/18/2012) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #118 - jorgethemaster (11/17/2012) [-]
Thank you soooo much man :D

Really appreciate it bro (:
User avatar #116 - discord (11/17/2012) [-]
thanks for the offer, but no thanks.
User avatar #117 to #116 - spunkymcblacka (11/17/2012) [-]
but why, its free shit?
#113 - deansg (11/17/2012) [-]
hahahaha "take it all you filthy slut"
#115 to #114 - deansg (11/17/2012) [-]
can't wait
can't wait
#111 - deansg (11/17/2012) [-]
you're awesome
you're awesome
#112 to #111 - spunkymcblacka (11/17/2012) [-]
thank you
thank you
User avatar #99 - dalemc (11/16/2012) [-]
thanks man lol
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User avatar #98 to #97 - spunkymcblacka (11/16/2012) [-]
Its okay, we are safe.....for now.
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User avatar #94 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
thanks
#91 - billythebriefcase (10/30/2012) [-]
dost thou even hoist?
User avatar #90 - yeahandstuff (10/28/2012) [-]
throw in some casino tokens and im in
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