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#14 - You really think. Batman wouldn't have come prepared with some…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Do you? +2
#21 - cursesnew (04/27/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter how many plans he got. The only way I can see him hurting Superman is if he has a kryptonite with him. If he doesn't his attacks should be rather useless.
#15 - 10/10 sound advice. 04/26/2015 on How To Maintain A RelationShip 0
#487 - Only real option yeah? 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#105 - I had a weird vibe about it, like I had read it before... Saw … 04/26/2015 on Guy thinks his sister is hot 0
#116 - Schrodinger's Erection?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on GTA V 0
User avatar #202 - alphagex (04/27/2015) [-]
I don;t want to say the truth
#115 - Finally got around to playing it, didn't like how it felt on P… 04/26/2015 on GTA V -1
#44 - Digimon mentioned, swell with Digi-destined pride. 04/26/2015 on Digimon +10
#43 - Digimon Tri coming out this year though. Super hype engaged. 04/26/2015 on Digimon +1
#20 - Metro, Nether, and Last of Us mostly. 04/24/2015 on After humanity +3
#70 - Just got done playing Saints Row 3 with a friend. ******* … 04/24/2015 on Players +1
#33 - No, but he was simply expecting them to go right into it. 04/24/2015 on Shower talk +2
#344 - Shhhh you clanker piece of garbage. 04/24/2015 on BEFORE YOU BUY IT 0
#4 - Digimon one favorited for ******* sure 04/23/2015 on Gotta smoke em all adventures 0
#9 - So, I'm skeptical about this game, for multiple reasons. Do yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Halo online for PC 0
User avatar #10 - nustix (04/23/2015) [-]
If you can't handle half finished games, don't. If you just want to play a few games of halo nothing serious it's pretty good. This game has only been out for a month so it's nowhere near finished. I enjoyed it even though I only played halo 3 for custom games.
#31 - As good an answer that is. It never specifies what weapon the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Naked and Afraid 0
User avatar #71 - DeathOne (04/23/2015) [-]
What if he's muslim?
#44 - AnonymousDonor (04/23/2015) [-]
that....is a good point
#5 - Where's Deadpool?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Oh My Gau 0
#10 - astarothaufromage (04/23/2015) [-]
With 20th century fox just like the rest of the superheroes affiliated with the X-men. No chances of him meeting the avengers soon, sorry buddy. Altho Spidey will and he's with WB, so who knows.
User avatar #15 - suddenk (04/23/2015) [-]
Spidey's with Sony not WB
#106642 - Perfect be at my house in a maid's outfit. 04/23/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
#106624 - 20/m/PA LF hot trap pls respond  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on medewu always wrong board +1
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User avatar #106635 - IruinedTheJoke (04/23/2015) [-]
Hot single in your area wanting to meet up with you
User avatar #106642 - sptnfouroneseven (04/23/2015) [-]
Perfect be at my house in a maid's outfit.
#8 - The Hunter one is because they were originally going to be abl… 04/23/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 14 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on All of my fucking want +6
#15 - darthardios (04/23/2015) [-]
If this game sells well enough we might well see a 40k edition
#12 - I spent the night of my prom here and on WoW, overrated dances… 04/23/2015 on Prom vs Laser Tag +3
#5 - I have this.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Panda gifs 0
User avatar #6 - brutalgod (04/23/2015) [-]
cute and sexy together
#17 - Then don't, as I said could just be a graphic's setting he has… 04/23/2015 on Filling Kloor 2 0
#12 - It's one of the few movies I think everyone should see at some… 04/23/2015 on (untitled) +3
#15 - Good graphics? It's Paris in the not so distant future(As to m…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Filling Kloor 2 0
User avatar #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I could ever play that game. It's freakishly shiny like everything's been waxed a billion and half times. It really bugs me just so odd looking....
User avatar #17 - sptnfouroneseven (04/23/2015) [-]
Then don't, as I said could just be a graphic's setting he has, which you could turn off. Either way, your life.


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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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