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#6 - "I already spoke to Obama" Sounds like the …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Some GG bullshit +24
#22 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
No it sounds like those delusional idiots who think they have to prove themselves by association instead of, you know, saying intelligent things.
User avatar #15 - savethepandas (11/11/2014) [-]
Yea, exactly. My immediate reaction was 'I got a connection to Glorious Admin of Best Korea, whatchu gona do now bitch?'
#12 - There's so much rule34 for Tracer already. Internet works so d… 11/10/2014 on I need access to NSFW 0
#4 - You know it's not even a lie. You kill monsters(The infected t…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Anon buys a game +371
User avatar #38 - europe (11/11/2014) [-]
That part is true, but "not even that violent"? And keeping information away on purpose (such as that it's a horror game) is essentially lying as well
User avatar #65 - mapleknight (11/11/2014) [-]
I dunno, Europe. Some people could say it's not really all that violent compared to a lot of other stuff.
#30 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
ok i didn't play with the game but i assume you fight against undead so how is what they said not the complete truth? well they said not violent but then corrected to killing monsters, so what is the twist, half truth about it?
User avatar #11 - Tusura (11/11/2014) [-]
Story Time:

I used to work at a Blockbuster.
Some kids are cool, others are dicks.
The cool kids get lies from us about what movies are about especially if it is an Unrated movie

The douche bag kids that are running around the store, yelling and throwing shit on the ground, get a solid straight up review of whatever movie or game it is they want.

You cause more work for me, I guarandamntee that you won't be seeing Scary Movie X, but will instead get Ninja turtles or Charlie Brown's Christmas.

tl;dr Be Nice, Get Rewards
User avatar #20 - quoterox (11/11/2014) [-]
...But I like Ninja Turtles and Charlie Brown's Christmas.
User avatar #35 - Tusura (11/11/2014) [-]
Well, then you were probably one of the kids that we let get whatever movie they wanted(Within reason)
#52 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Do you let kids rent porn?
User avatar #53 - Tusura (11/11/2014) [-]
Like I said, within reason. If it's a group of 17 year olds that want to get a rated R movie but can't cause none of them are 18, yea, I'd probably let them.

A 13 year old that wants a basically softcore porn movie? probably not.

It's case by case basis, but my Blockbuster didn't have straight up porn anyway.
User avatar #9 - guitarassassin (11/11/2014) [-]
Loop holes. Gotta love 'em.
User avatar #7 - woofman (11/11/2014) [-]
That is the fun about telling half truths.
#29 - He doesn't know Who's Line is it Anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on colin mochrie +3
User avatar #38 - traelos (11/10/2014) [-]
And you didn't read his name.

Basically everyone in this thread is fucking retarded.
#29 - Could've been worse. You got out pretty easy.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on FJ users know that feel +1
User avatar #37 - funnyrage (11/11/2014) [-]
nah, i usually take the time to get to know the girl first and trust me. it works pretty well because if she has an awful personality, i dont even try. even if id be 100% sure shed say yes.
User avatar #38 - funnyrage (11/11/2014) [-]
so basically, no rude ass comments if she says no.
User avatar #39 - sptnfouroneseven (11/11/2014) [-]
I wasn't planning on it. Just saying I've been in situations similar and I got shit on by the girl.
#58 - I'd enjoy some rubbing in places, yes. 11/10/2014 on The Chest 0
#150 - See I didn't know his name. I know what season he was from. Ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Poke-Digi mans 0
User avatar #151 - megaton (11/10/2014) [-]
i dunno. i guess i have miss givings about season 2 sice it was the second show and i hated that we werent following the story of tai and the rest of the digi destend that i cared about. and when season three came out and we saw the slightly darker animations of what was happening with takato and the digi trainers i was double happy about getting away from davis and then getting a setting that seemed like it was edgy-er. then again edgy for a 11 y/o isnt very edgy. also i hated davis's voice with a passion. every time i heard it i wanted to claw my ears off
#9 - The KS will be real with his Death Lotus. And I shall regret n… 11/10/2014 on Sorry, not sorry. 0
#11 - That is the gif I'm looking for. And yeah I didn't know the na…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on (American) Football Gifs? 0
User avatar #12 - dangler (11/10/2014) [-]
That'd be the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Tennessee Volunteers.
#20 - Picture 11/10/2014 on One Tau, Two Tau... +5
#16 - There's already quite a bit of Rule34 for Overwatch... …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Fucking Kotaku +6
User avatar #61 - demaciankael (11/10/2014) [-]
One one hand I am surprised as its only been 2 days since I even heard of the game, on the other, I'm not surprised at all.
#87 - adzoh (11/10/2014) [-]
On the one hand, I'm typing "Overwatch rule 34", on the other hand: my dick.
#9 - It was a College Football game I think. American Football that…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on (American) Football Gifs? 0
#10 - dangler (11/10/2014) [-]
I meant what teams lol

Could you perchance be speaking of Joe Adams' punt return from a few years ago?
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
That is the gif I'm looking for. And yeah I didn't know the names of the teams =/ I'm mostly just a Pittsburgh fan.
User avatar #12 - dangler (11/10/2014) [-]
That'd be the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Tennessee Volunteers.
#7 - Anyone got the one gif where the running back jukes the entire…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2014 on (American) Football Gifs? 0
User avatar #8 - dangler (11/10/2014) [-]
What game was it?
User avatar #9 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
It was a College Football game I think. American Football that is. Or to Europe, Hand-egg.
#10 - dangler (11/10/2014) [-]
I meant what teams lol

Could you perchance be speaking of Joe Adams' punt return from a few years ago?
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
That is the gif I'm looking for. And yeah I didn't know the names of the teams =/ I'm mostly just a Pittsburgh fan.
User avatar #12 - dangler (11/10/2014) [-]
That'd be the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Tennessee Volunteers.
#18 - That ferret looks like it's enjoying that.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on The Chest +4
User avatar #42 - respawnhydra (11/10/2014) [-]
ferrets love physical interaction, this is probably what ferret heaven is like
User avatar #36 - redstonealchemist (11/10/2014) [-]
wouldn't you enjoy that?
User avatar #58 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
I'd enjoy some rubbing in places, yes.
#147 - Which one's Takato?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Poke-Digi mans 0
User avatar #149 - megaton (11/10/2014) [-]
takato is the one to the one in between dead person and the shit monger from season 2.in his world the previous two seasons were a television show and a cardgame.
User avatar #150 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
See I didn't know his name. I know what season he was from. Just not his name. As Tai is the king of all Digimon. And Davis wasn't THAT bad, he was a cunt sometimes, but gotta remember so was Tai at certain points.
User avatar #151 - megaton (11/10/2014) [-]
i dunno. i guess i have miss givings about season 2 sice it was the second show and i hated that we werent following the story of tai and the rest of the digi destend that i cared about. and when season three came out and we saw the slightly darker animations of what was happening with takato and the digi trainers i was double happy about getting away from davis and then getting a setting that seemed like it was edgy-er. then again edgy for a 11 y/o isnt very edgy. also i hated davis's voice with a passion. every time i heard it i wanted to claw my ears off
#146 - I know my hype is real. 11/10/2014 on Poke-Digi mans 0
#46 - Season 1&2 of Digimon were by far the best seasons. By sea…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Poke-Digi mans +3
User avatar #105 - seelcudoom (11/10/2014) [-]
there apparently going to make an adventures 03
User avatar #146 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
I know my hype is real.
User avatar #47 - ljxjlos (11/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, those 2 where genious. I actually haven´t seen the rest, tho, so I can´t say if they are better or worse.
User avatar #78 - onederman (11/09/2014) [-]
The first two were great. I have seen all of them except 6, and though I'm probably the only person that thinks this, season 5 is my favorite. If you asked me why, I couldn't tell you, I just do. Then season 3, then season 1, then season 2, then season 4.
User avatar #63 - stratosrider (11/09/2014) [-]
If you liked the first 2, then I would definitely recommend season 3. That was definitely my favorite. Season 4 was pretty good too, but shit gets serious/awesome in season 3.
#75 - chusmimax (11/09/2014) [-]
couldn't agree more with you
#45 - u wot? There was more action in Digimon than there was in Poke…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2014 on Poke-Digi mans +1
User avatar #50 - megaton (11/09/2014) [-]
2 things. 1 takato is aloud to stand and fight back. second. who is the dead guy on the floor to the right? is he the one from when they were police men?
User avatar #147 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
Which one's Takato?
User avatar #149 - megaton (11/10/2014) [-]
takato is the one to the one in between dead person and the shit monger from season 2.in his world the previous two seasons were a television show and a cardgame.
User avatar #150 - sptnfouroneseven (11/10/2014) [-]
See I didn't know his name. I know what season he was from. Just not his name. As Tai is the king of all Digimon. And Davis wasn't THAT bad, he was a cunt sometimes, but gotta remember so was Tai at certain points.
User avatar #151 - megaton (11/10/2014) [-]
i dunno. i guess i have miss givings about season 2 sice it was the second show and i hated that we werent following the story of tai and the rest of the digi destend that i cared about. and when season three came out and we saw the slightly darker animations of what was happening with takato and the digi trainers i was double happy about getting away from davis and then getting a setting that seemed like it was edgy-er. then again edgy for a 11 y/o isnt very edgy. also i hated davis's voice with a passion. every time i heard it i wanted to claw my ears off
#72 - loctos (11/09/2014) [-]
yeah.
#92 - Picture 11/09/2014 on fuck you both +1
#15 - No no no, see. If you buy the Collection. You get Halo 4 with …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on I Think Someone Disagrees -11
#64 - battledude (11/08/2014) [-]
yfw
#9 - You still have to have an Xbone and Halo 4 in your possession.…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/08/2014 on I Think Someone Disagrees -11
User avatar #63 - MasterManiac (11/08/2014) [-]
All four Halo games with updated graphics, running at a 1080p resolution and 60fps, along with all DLC for the aforementioned games and new features such as cross-game multiplayer playlists, as well as Beta access to Halo 5 - all for the standard retail price for a game. You can bet your ass I'll be playing the shit out of it when it arrives.
#22 - ThatAnnoyingKid (11/08/2014) [-]
except all of the focus isn't around Halo 4 at all. At first, everyone thought it was supposed to be just a Halo 2 Anniversary but then they revealed that it's all four halo games on one disc all for just $60. the idea is genius as tits. stop being such an uptight prick
User avatar #14 - blazefox (11/08/2014) [-]
you don't have to have halo 4 in your possession.
User avatar #15 - sptnfouroneseven (11/08/2014) [-]
No no no, see. If you buy the Collection. You get Halo 4 with it. Which in of itself, makes the entire package, worthless honestly.
#64 - battledude (11/08/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #10 - BmanX (11/08/2014) [-]
To be honest, it is more than just 4 games slapped onto one disc. It combines all the multiplayers, so that means being able to play on all the maps from every game, and there's a lot of playlist type things you can do with playing single player levels across games. I don't care for Halo one bit, but I do recognize that this is a pretty goddamn good deal for those who like the series.
#31 - I'm fairly certain he changed his Twitter name to this..  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Biscuit catching heat says... +1
#74 - gnumag (11/08/2014) [-]
Indeed he did
#9 - I know. 11/08/2014 on Halo 5 is looking good 0
#8 - Queen of Diamonds, try again. 11/07/2014 on It's magic time 0
#3 - This would still be a better story than Halo 4.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Halo 5 is looking good +6
User avatar #4 - divergence (11/07/2014) [-]
Halo 4 was fucking awful.
User avatar #9 - sptnfouroneseven (11/08/2014) [-]
I know.
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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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