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Date Signed Up:1/28/2012
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#41 - Kill yourself. Red heads prevail. 04/11/2015 on Lamby Dance +2
#2 - Picture 04/11/2015 on gravity +5
#3 - Oblivion will always be better than Skyrim. One major reason, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Oblivion Comp IV: Oblivion +4
User avatar #6 - leonhardt (04/11/2015) [-]
Also Shortswords
and armor being in multiple pieces

My favorite look for a "Fun/RP character was a Burgundy Linen shirt with Steel Greaves and Leather Boots, with the pauldrons mod so he had one Steel Pauldron on the left shoulder. Was rad lookin. Like an adventuring prince or something.

Can't do that shit in Skyrim no sir
#15 - Even though this is xeno scum and should be purged.... … 04/10/2015 on You can never haf nuff daka 0
#6 - Is this real? Cuz I might need to play this game just for this.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Witcher 3 +3
User avatar #8 - tezel (04/10/2015) [-]
Yep. It's a scene in the gameplay trailer, which is in the description.
User avatar #7 - youngneil (04/10/2015) [-]
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Official Gameplay Trailer

It's in this trailer. Good stuff.
#4 - Can't, it's in the movie. It's ALL already considered lore. Ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Order to the galaxy 0
User avatar #27 - kerfufflemachtwo (04/11/2015) [-]
Most non-movie things.

Clone Wars and Rebels are still canon.
#4 - Comment deleted 04/10/2015 on Uhm. . . 0
#180893 - We've been really close friends for five or so years now. We t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #180894 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, it sounds like you have feelings for her and the loneliness is making it worse towards all friends. That sucks dude. By the way, you aren't a loser. There is no shame in being single. All it means is you haven't found someone for you yet. That's it, nothing more. Eventually you will find someone. So, don't be to hard on yourself.
#180891 - Again, it hurts more from her but it's also others. 04/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#180888 - But it's not -relationships- that bug me, it's just the sexual…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #180892 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Also its a little weird of her to be telling you about that. That's normally conversations meant for female friends. So this type of thing doesn't happen.
User avatar #180893 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
We've been really close friends for five or so years now. We tell each other a lot.
User avatar #180894 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, it sounds like you have feelings for her and the loneliness is making it worse towards all friends. That sucks dude. By the way, you aren't a loser. There is no shame in being single. All it means is you haven't found someone for you yet. That's it, nothing more. Eventually you will find someone. So, don't be to hard on yourself.
User avatar #180889 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Oh shit! Dude it's because you like her and think she's hot.
User avatar #180891 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
Again, it hurts more from her but it's also others.
#180883 - That sounds logical, I suppose.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #180885 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
It could also be part of depression. I always get bummed when my friends tell me about their relationships if I've been single for a long time and I'm struggling with depression. Honestly it's fairly common behavior, so no you aren't just dumb or something.
User avatar #180888 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
But it's not -relationships- that bug me, it's just the sexual activity they tell me about their sexual encounters. Like today, friend told me she might be a nympho because her and her boyfriend had sex like 20 times and I just... It made me have to leave the skype call I was in it stung so bad.. Might be because I like her that it has a bigger impact, but.. Even others it's popped up with and it just really makes me feel like shit.
User avatar #180892 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Also its a little weird of her to be telling you about that. That's normally conversations meant for female friends. So this type of thing doesn't happen.
User avatar #180893 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
We've been really close friends for five or so years now. We tell each other a lot.
User avatar #180894 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, it sounds like you have feelings for her and the loneliness is making it worse towards all friends. That sucks dude. By the way, you aren't a loser. There is no shame in being single. All it means is you haven't found someone for you yet. That's it, nothing more. Eventually you will find someone. So, don't be to hard on yourself.
User avatar #180889 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Oh shit! Dude it's because you like her and think she's hot.
User avatar #180891 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
Again, it hurts more from her but it's also others.
#180881 - I need help. I have this really odd ******* social anxi…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#180930 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
i feel you. It's because you keep comparing yourself to others and you set life as the lowest bar and other's lives as the highest, you feel me? no? aight cool
User avatar #180882 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
I've done this too. I consider it a symptom of loneliness.
User avatar #180883 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
That sounds logical, I suppose.
User avatar #180885 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
It could also be part of depression. I always get bummed when my friends tell me about their relationships if I've been single for a long time and I'm struggling with depression. Honestly it's fairly common behavior, so no you aren't just dumb or something.
User avatar #180888 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
But it's not -relationships- that bug me, it's just the sexual activity they tell me about their sexual encounters. Like today, friend told me she might be a nympho because her and her boyfriend had sex like 20 times and I just... It made me have to leave the skype call I was in it stung so bad.. Might be because I like her that it has a bigger impact, but.. Even others it's popped up with and it just really makes me feel like shit.
User avatar #180892 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Also its a little weird of her to be telling you about that. That's normally conversations meant for female friends. So this type of thing doesn't happen.
User avatar #180893 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
We've been really close friends for five or so years now. We tell each other a lot.
User avatar #180894 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, it sounds like you have feelings for her and the loneliness is making it worse towards all friends. That sucks dude. By the way, you aren't a loser. There is no shame in being single. All it means is you haven't found someone for you yet. That's it, nothing more. Eventually you will find someone. So, don't be to hard on yourself.
User avatar #180889 - titsmccracken (04/10/2015) [-]
Oh shit! Dude it's because you like her and think she's hot.
User avatar #180891 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2015) [-]
Again, it hurts more from her but it's also others.
#41 - Pegging is hot though 04/10/2015 on Cringe #4 - SFW Reupload +1
#2 - So, is Deadpool finally boning Death then? 04/09/2015 on Death of Deadpool +34
#60 - And you know, Shivering Isles can't be beat.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Oblivion Comp I +1
#63 - ariplayer (04/09/2015) [-]
i dont know about that one. i loved shivering isles don't get me wrong and ive done everything i could in that place, but Solstheim will always have a special place in my heart.

i personally think dragonborn best add-on for TES games tied with Blood moon for morrowind.
#5 - Listen, I enjoy challenges. But **** Ranger difficulty.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on metro problems +1
User avatar #19 - nikolaier (04/09/2015) [-]
I ran out of bullets on that mission cause I didn't buy more ammo instead of keeping military grade ammo. I had about 150 or so military grade bullets at the start and none at the end of that mission. I needed multiple tries. A few weeks after i finished the game i found out about this bug, you could use it if you are frustrated enough, i wont blame you.
Metro 2033 - Outsmarting Amoebas
#22 - I like. How she's asking people to stop. WHEN THEY GIVE HER … 04/09/2015 on Twitch goes anal. +1
#3 - I'm on the same part, I'm low on ammo. How ******* hard…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2015 on metro problems +1
#4 - rambomanthree (04/09/2015) [-]
Try it on ranger difficulty m8

i played through on easy once, and on the last tower level. i forgot to stock up on filters and died each time.

had to backtrack like 4 god damn missions just to get filters
User avatar #16 - nikentakadisker (04/09/2015) [-]
Shit i had to start my ranger playthrough twice because the library fucked me up. After that all i ever bought was filters and the sneak suit. You do not need to spend bullets on anything else since you can acquire most of the stuff you need around the levels.
User avatar #5 - sptnfouroneseven (04/09/2015) [-]
Listen, I enjoy challenges. But fuck Ranger difficulty. Not for me man. I'm just asking how hard that last zone is with the oozes on normal.
User avatar #19 - nikolaier (04/09/2015) [-]
I ran out of bullets on that mission cause I didn't buy more ammo instead of keeping military grade ammo. I had about 150 or so military grade bullets at the start and none at the end of that mission. I needed multiple tries. A few weeks after i finished the game i found out about this bug, you could use it if you are frustrated enough, i wont blame you.
Metro 2033 - Outsmarting Amoebas
#20 - There's a **** ton, the scariest part to me, is that th… 04/09/2015 on Sarah and the Marines 0
#22 - That Buzz Lightyear cartoon was the ******* **** … 04/09/2015 on It doesn't need context comp +1
#71 - Looks edited but you know. 04/09/2015 on Creepy Pics #3 0
#50 - Oblivion>Skyrim.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Oblivion Comp I +9
#59 - Ken M (04/09/2015) [-]
I dont think anyone would disagree with you i loved skyrim but the game was so easy literally guided you to every mission and it was so easy to max smithing and make daedric armour before even getting to like the first dragon its was like babys first rpg still great game oblivion is fucking dank top story top everything
User avatar #61 - zuereuz (04/09/2015) [-]
why is the remeber login button so shit
User avatar #60 - sptnfouroneseven (04/09/2015) [-]
And you know, Shivering Isles can't be beat.
#63 - ariplayer (04/09/2015) [-]
i dont know about that one. i loved shivering isles don't get me wrong and ive done everything i could in that place, but Solstheim will always have a special place in my heart.

i personally think dragonborn best add-on for TES games tied with Blood moon for morrowind.
#3 - >Bolter Bitches Get the **** out of here, l…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Triggered +14
#22 - rampagefourtynine (04/09/2015) [-]
Bolter bitches? They don't use bolters, they burn everything to death and that is why the are the best faction. I know they use bolters I just like their favorite approach
#7 - ashadowguy (04/09/2015) [-]
ALL SERVENTS OF THE EMPEROR ARE GOOD *BLAM*
User avatar #32 - ompalomper (04/09/2015) [-]
of course they are useful

after all what would those grey knights used for their TOTALLY NOT KHORNATE blood-ritual if not them?
User avatar #48 - ashadowguy (04/26/2015) [-]
GREY KNIGHTS DO NOT EXIST ***BLAM***
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#10976 - A few but I'm honestly looking for something online easy to link to. 04/08/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#10972 - Curious if anyone knows where to find a Dark Heresy core book …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on /tabletop/ 0
#10975 - Ken M (04/08/2015) [-]
Have you checked torrent sites?
User avatar #10976 - sptnfouroneseven (04/08/2015) [-]
A few but I'm honestly looking for something online easy to link to.

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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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