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#176 - Eh, true but I still see Exterimantus as better. 05/11/2014 on dragons of middle earth 0
#168 - Exterminatus>Death Star. Planet might be uninhabitable for …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on dragons of middle earth 0
#185 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
And the wh40kfags immediately turn up to spread their autism.
#241 - Schwarzenegger (05/12/2014) [-]
>says we spread our autism
>uses the phrase "turn up"
User avatar #171 - arrisarrad (05/11/2014) [-]
You can adjust the Death Star's power level. That's how they destroy ships without causing the pieces to violently explode outwards and destroy them.
User avatar #176 - sptnfouroneseven (05/11/2014) [-]
Eh, true but I still see Exterimantus as better.
#167 - He didn't deserve to re-enact Chewbaca's death... That's a hor…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Canadian Bacon +5
#168 - theohsomuchwiser (05/11/2014) [-]
He should have been stuck with her for life, only I am not sure she had been bad enough to deserve that.
User avatar #172 - tripscausedthis (05/11/2014) [-]
did my house crush your sister or something? so much hate
User avatar #187 - deviousdanish (05/11/2014) [-]
Trips, you and I both know that the other person is fatty coming for revenge.
#182 - theohsomuchwiser (05/11/2014) [-]
I would term it extreme dislike, more than actual hate. How do I make you understand this? I can't, you may not be aware of it but you and others like you unwittingly shoot spit and drive swords through millions of the necks of people that I love. I can see the dots connected over a large vista and I can't ignore it.

I hope you will change in time. I am logging out for now.
User avatar #224 - dyalibya (05/12/2014) [-]
What .... Wut ?
User avatar #184 - tripscausedthis (05/11/2014) [-]
none of that made sense, who are the people you love and how is my sword being driven into their neck?
#196 - MrDeadiron (05/11/2014) [-]
I think it's the fat clogging his arteries and preventing oxygen from getting to his brain.
#30 - B-but how does that help someone like me who's an Accuracy Pla… 05/11/2014 on 0 0
#29 - And the goat eats them, your point? 05/08/2014 on I fucking did it. 0
#44 - So you're telling me. That there's not undiscovered species of… 05/07/2014 on Rayquaza is only the first... 0
#4 - Nah, that's play fighting. Pretty normal, we have a bull dog a… 05/07/2014 on Dog Fight 0
#2 - Implying they're trying to kill eachother. That's the playful …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Dog Fight 0
User avatar #3 - wardenspectre (05/07/2014) [-]
Going off the title. I've never owned dogs that were jumpy like that unless there was a fight, personal experience
User avatar #4 - sptnfouroneseven (05/07/2014) [-]
Nah, that's play fighting. Pretty normal, we have a bull dog and chocolate lab that do this stuff.
#2 - Jungle and then you shall see the true power of Soraka.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I fucking did it. +1
User avatar #7 - renespar (05/07/2014) [-]
What would possess you to release a goat into the jungle, there are wolves in there
User avatar #29 - sptnfouroneseven (05/08/2014) [-]
And the goat eats them, your point?
#42 - It's stories like the ones you posted that make me want to pla… 05/07/2014 on ...we are playing Vampire... 0
#35 - More exp.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on ...we are playing Vampire... +2
User avatar #50 - ianchrist (05/07/2014) [-]
One time I was DMing and made a little filler encounter. They were climbing a mountain and I had to make it feel like a longer and difficult journey.
They came across two zombies and two vampires. Every time they killed a zombie, two more vampires would appear. Everytime they killed a vampire, two zombies would appear. The "puzzle" (for lack of a better word) was that they had to kill all of one species before killing the other.
Problem was that they were all well equipped for killing the undead and it quickly became farming for exp with easy, unending enemies.


My darkest day as DM
#68 - ninjaroo (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh man, that sounds like a great idea. How do you balance it for the parties level, so that you don't accidentally wipe them out before they realize what they have to do?
#151 - myrrdhin (05/07/2014) [-]
Simple answer: You don't ;)
#161 - ninjaroo (05/07/2014) [-]
I guess I'll just have to let my players know that they may die! Yaaay!
#167 - myrrdhin (05/07/2014) [-]
indeed ^^
#37 - I was hoping this was porn. I was ******* disappointed. 05/06/2014 on Quantum Wedgie 0
#61 - >MFW if my gf was here this wouldn't happen. 05/06/2014 on Gamer couple 0
#50 - As someone who got a new nerf gun this past Christmas, you are… 05/06/2014 on Another Facebook 0
#111 - But his lower face is fully visible, there HAS to be some luck… 05/06/2014 on Eat your vegetables 0
#106 - This is something I don't get. How come, no one, has EVER gott…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Eat your vegetables 0
#107 - ryderjbudde (05/06/2014) [-]
I don't read comics, but I'm assuming that Batman doesn't take many bullets regardless. But that's more interesting in my opinion. Batman doesn't die because he prevents it, superman doesn't die because he's fucking invincible.
User avatar #111 - sptnfouroneseven (05/06/2014) [-]
But his lower face is fully visible, there HAS to be some lucky fucker, who started spraying into the shadows and got purchase.
#3 - Trying to keep up with the 300 movie that came out. Trash movie. 05/05/2014 on Pompeii 0
#62 - In all honesty, traps are hot.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on My Eyes! They BLEED! +5
#66 - kellendros (05/05/2014) [-]
#82 - crazycommando (05/05/2014) [-]
heard heresy....the spece mehrines have come
#128 - Nope, it's a flood pure form, take it from someone who's clock… 05/04/2014 on Hunters 0
#46 - Flood Pure-form brute. Not an infected hunter. Flood take cont… 05/04/2014 on Hunters +139
#252 - BF4 has a squad system to tell your squadmates to take cover, … 05/04/2014 on The Truth 0
#153 - They're expendable, Spartan 2s aren't as expendable... But sti… 05/04/2014 on OdSt 0
#152 - They won't, they ****** up Halo 4, and would …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on OdSt +3
#155 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Thank you. Halo 4 could of been MUCH better.
#171 - CyborgNinja (05/04/2014) [-]
Dunno who thumbed you guys down, because you're both right. I mean, I didn't mind multiplayer, but the story was atrocious. Either way, here's some thumbs.
User avatar #154 - gentlemanofbacon (05/04/2014) [-]
well, I enjoyed Halo 4, and would like to see a ODST 2, or maybe a game based around the rebellion.
#170 - CyborgNinja (05/04/2014) [-]
That would actually be an interesting spin on the series. Too bad that most Halo fans would go on a witch hunt if that happened.
User avatar #176 - gentlemanofbacon (05/04/2014) [-]
#250 - "Ghost Recon is a trash series" you're talking about… 05/04/2014 on The Truth 0
#247 - CoD knife matches in a nutshell. Anyway, no, it does … 05/04/2014 on The Truth 0
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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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