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#34 - Picture 08/07/2014 on Furries +1
#1114 - I second this. 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... 0
#15 - Well like, someone posing as a chick to get to Korra or someth…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Opal's Sausage 0
User avatar #23 - samxdaxman (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotta agree with feelythefeel down there. If anything, she's just using Bolin to get close to Korra to capture her, but it's more likely sues just an innocent bystander. If she wanted to capture Korra, why would she have left for the Air Temple instead of travelling with them?
User avatar #19 - feelythefeel (07/28/2014) [-]
It's hard to explain, but let's just say that's not likely.

And by not likely I mean literally impossible.
#15 - Haven't played Megaman in a while, or ever played Metroid. Tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Who would you choose? 0
User avatar #16 - phoenix grinder (07/28/2014) [-]
go get a SNES and Super Metroid. it's more or less required reading for this course

and this site
#13 - Don't they usually die in one shot though?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Who would you choose? 0
User avatar #14 - phoenix grinder (07/28/2014) [-]
n-no. not at all. Link also dutiful protector. I call shinanigans on this post
User avatar #15 - sptnfouroneseven (07/28/2014) [-]
Haven't played Megaman in a while, or ever played Metroid. Those are the ones I'm talking about.
User avatar #16 - phoenix grinder (07/28/2014) [-]
go get a SNES and Super Metroid. it's more or less required reading for this course

and this site
#4 - I-Is this actually canon?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Opal's Sausage 0
User avatar #9 - samxdaxman (07/28/2014) [-]
The relationship? Yes. I think...

Her having a dick? Would be a nice touch, but I don't think they'd have that on a kids show.
User avatar #15 - sptnfouroneseven (07/28/2014) [-]
Well like, someone posing as a chick to get to Korra or something could happen.
User avatar #23 - samxdaxman (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I gotta agree with feelythefeel down there. If anything, she's just using Bolin to get close to Korra to capture her, but it's more likely sues just an innocent bystander. If she wanted to capture Korra, why would she have left for the Air Temple instead of travelling with them?
User avatar #19 - feelythefeel (07/28/2014) [-]
It's hard to explain, but let's just say that's not likely.

And by not likely I mean literally impossible.
User avatar #8 - klina (07/28/2014) [-]
Dear god I hope the fuck yes.
#125 - Sly Cooper and Jak and Daxter were the bomb. 07/28/2014 on Circle of Hate +2
#64 - There's a mini-series explaining a bit more about the Freelanc… 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
#62 - Which part? Okay do I need to run through the entire story bet…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
User avatar #63 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
i've seen all of them, don't worry. i'm doing another rewatch of the whole series on netflix again now
User avatar #64 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a mini-series explaining a bit more about the Freelancer Program earlier on during Halo 2's day. It has more about Tex/Church in it.
#60 - Well, it's known that she died... And that's why Director made…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
User avatar #61 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
what the fuck does that have to do with caboose calling her a cow/slut?
User avatar #62 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Which part? Okay do I need to run through the entire story between Director/Church and Tex?
User avatar #63 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
i've seen all of them, don't worry. i'm doing another rewatch of the whole series on netflix again now
User avatar #64 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a mini-series explaining a bit more about the Freelancer Program earlier on during Halo 2's day. It has more about Tex/Church in it.
#58 - Yeah kinda.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
User avatar #59 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
I was being a smartass, but ok...i guess...
User avatar #60 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, it's known that she died... And that's why Director made the bots... But never know what happened before that.
User avatar #61 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
what the fuck does that have to do with caboose calling her a cow/slut?
User avatar #62 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Which part? Okay do I need to run through the entire story between Director/Church and Tex?
User avatar #63 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
i've seen all of them, don't worry. i'm doing another rewatch of the whole series on netflix again now
User avatar #64 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a mini-series explaining a bit more about the Freelancer Program earlier on during Halo 2's day. It has more about Tex/Church in it.
#56 - I think it deserves to be a TV show honestly... It has one of …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
User avatar #57 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
like church's girlfriend being a slut?
User avatar #58 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah kinda.
User avatar #59 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
I was being a smartass, but ok...i guess...
User avatar #60 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, it's known that she died... And that's why Director made the bots... But never know what happened before that.
User avatar #61 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
what the fuck does that have to do with caboose calling her a cow/slut?
User avatar #62 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Which part? Okay do I need to run through the entire story between Director/Church and Tex?
User avatar #63 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
i've seen all of them, don't worry. i'm doing another rewatch of the whole series on netflix again now
User avatar #64 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a mini-series explaining a bit more about the Freelancer Program earlier on during Halo 2's day. It has more about Tex/Church in it.
#2614 - **sptnfouroneseven rolls 886,639,603** 07/24/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#53 - Forgetting the best one though. A great love is like …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on RvB +4
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#52 - It's even better because it's listed under "TV show."  [+] (10 new replies) 07/24/2014 on RvB 0
User avatar #55 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, i was wondering why RvB was under that, i was thinking it would at least be in cartoons
User avatar #56 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
I think it deserves to be a TV show honestly... It has one of the most coherent and connected plotlines I've ever seen. Shit that happened in the first episode, that seems completely fucking random, was made to be something important later on.
User avatar #57 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
like church's girlfriend being a slut?
User avatar #58 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah kinda.
User avatar #59 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
I was being a smartass, but ok...i guess...
User avatar #60 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, it's known that she died... And that's why Director made the bots... But never know what happened before that.
User avatar #61 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
what the fuck does that have to do with caboose calling her a cow/slut?
User avatar #62 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
Which part? Okay do I need to run through the entire story between Director/Church and Tex?
User avatar #63 - stoicnick (07/24/2014) [-]
i've seen all of them, don't worry. i'm doing another rewatch of the whole series on netflix again now
User avatar #64 - sptnfouroneseven (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a mini-series explaining a bit more about the Freelancer Program earlier on during Halo 2's day. It has more about Tex/Church in it.
#22 - What game is this?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2014 on mother of god 0
#23 - thelastelephant (07/23/2014) [-]
Dark Souls with Guns
STALKER: Call of Pripyat
#29 - megayoming (07/23/2014) [-]
Waiting for a game that does body armor correctly.

Halo is currently ok with its armor system.

But i want a game that has a chance that that piece of armor is going to save your sorry ass.
#39 - karnovski (07/23/2014) [-]
Doom 3. They made some kind of real ballistic system where shotgun pellets ricochetting and if you got hit in chest or back while wearing bodyarmor you actually get less damage. Also armor destroys and if you shot your enemy who was in armor you'll get damaged armor
#40 - megayoming (07/23/2014) [-]
Im waiting on a game that uses limbs and bleeding as a effect

Like Arma you might get shot but there is a chance you will live if it hits you right

Armor like that using numbers are a bit to Systematic. i want probability of fatality.
User avatar #64 - thelastelephant (07/23/2014) [-]
Red Orchestra 2, my friend. If you get hit you start bleeding and you have to bandage yourself up...unless of course you suffer a fatal wound.
User avatar #59 - jackmaccone (07/23/2014) [-]
i think you talking about operation........ OPERATION............
TO THE GAME SHELF
it's OPERATION Flashpoint, because you have to look around and you have to kill enemies and whatever, and if you get shoot you start to bleed
#6 - Comment deleted 07/22/2014 on (1) Facebook 0
#2 - "Like a people" MY EYES BURN 07/22/2014 on She likes to sit like people +1
#137 - Endure was the worst achievement out of all of them to get. … 07/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#111 - My friends and I never went to any tournaments or anything, al…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #129 - diliges (07/21/2014) [-]
Ahh, nice~ Halo 3 is great. For a while I didn't have internet at my house so every weekend I would go over to my friend's house and play Halo 3 online with him for the entire weekend. I remember he really wanted Recon and we had all the vidmaster challenges except Endure, which we couldn't seem to get. Always on the last round on the last Brute Chieftain.
User avatar #137 - sptnfouroneseven (07/21/2014) [-]
Endure was the worst achievement out of all of them to get. Fucking stupid ass Firefight. My friends and I had the same problem, just we couldn't get the communication down to do it, at this point we probably could but it doesn't matter because everyone has Recon anyway.
#127 - Actually let me say. Upon looking at it again it -is- from the… 07/20/2014 on Forgetting to turn off cam. 0
#125 - I think it was during a podcast, Jesse may have called her out…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Forgetting to turn off cam. 0
User avatar #127 - sptnfouroneseven (07/20/2014) [-]
Actually let me say. Upon looking at it again it -is- from the podcast, TGS. Can't tell which one however.
#3 - See Pennsylvania in a content. Swell with pride.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... +2
User avatar #4 - opisme (07/12/2014) [-]
'greed. Phillyfag here. Why wasn't one of the facts the maker of the cheesesteak?
#30 - Oh no I never said I was straight. I'm simply saying, that mos… 07/11/2014 on Comment Song 0
#26 - The latter part usually doesn't happen for most men.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Comment Song 0
User avatar #27 - derpsenderp (07/11/2014) [-]
she's wearing a fake penis fucking your asshole.

"ITS NOT GAY MAN C'MON PLS IM STERAIGHT I SWEAR"

c'mon bro. ;^)
User avatar #30 - sptnfouroneseven (07/11/2014) [-]
Oh no I never said I was straight. I'm simply saying, that most men don't see it as another guy, they just like prostate stimulation.
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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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