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#4 - She has a snapback. 0/10 11/07/2014 on Found my Game Partner 0
#3 - If it wasn't on Xbone I'd actually ******* buy th… 11/06/2014 on Halo is back! 0
#79 - YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Well +7
#80 - hackmon (11/05/2014) [-]
y u say dis
#53 - Nah brah. They have a home. Rannoch. They took it back remember?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Well +1
#54 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
not in my story they didn't. heil geth.
#48 - Yeah but Krogan ain't got Tali.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Well +1
#52 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
yeah but the quarians dont have an actual home, you fucking immunity-lacking space gypsies.
User avatar #53 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah brah. They have a home. Rannoch. They took it back remember?
#54 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
not in my story they didn't. heil geth.
#42 - Asari are all whores. And a good portion will kill you if you …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on Well 0
#46 - ohemgeezus (11/05/2014) [-]
#21 - WTB DLC where you can play as Volus. 11/05/2014 on Well +2
#11 - Idk, we can always just say they both stole from Warhammer 40K…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Rekt +8
User avatar #33 - neutrality (11/06/2014) [-]
99% percent of video games stole from sci-fi writers so we should never play them.
#14 - bombadealar (11/05/2014) [-]
EVERYONE stole from our Holy Lord Emporer
#7 - So, would BF have taken from Planetside 1's drop pod system? O…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Rekt +2
#8 - fizzah (11/05/2014) [-]
As far as I've understood, they either didn't have it, or it was called "Galaxy Pod" or something, I just hit it up on google though, someone else here might have played it.
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
Idk, we can always just say they both stole from Warhammer 40K cuz Drop Pods.
User avatar #33 - neutrality (11/06/2014) [-]
99% percent of video games stole from sci-fi writers so we should never play them.
#14 - bombadealar (11/05/2014) [-]
EVERYONE stole from our Holy Lord Emporer
#3 - Quarian best race.  [+] (37 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Well +138
User avatar #133 - stegovii (11/06/2014) [-]
Quarian engineer on the ME3 mp
NEEEED MORE AMMOOOOO
#103 - electricwulf (11/06/2014) [-]
#101 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Humans are master race
#97 - warlockrichard (11/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - hackmon (11/05/2014) [-]
Spoiler alert: I let Tali hero ever time I do not like the Quarians Geth for life
#102 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
they both suck
User avatar #79 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
YOU ARE THE WORST KIND OF PERSON
#80 - hackmon (11/05/2014) [-]
y u say dis
#74 - hourlyb (11/05/2014) [-]
Humans best race.
Sub-section, perfect human woman as best LI
#72 - stifflimb (11/05/2014) [-]
They still fucked up how they look underneath.
This one would have been so much better!
Also asari genius mental powers and lives for a 1000 years, would go with that over Quarian
User avatar #92 - reaperriley (11/06/2014) [-]
Krogans live just as long as asari. in fact, it was not uncommon for the two races to form lifelong relationships.
User avatar #93 - stifflimb (11/06/2014) [-]
I know that, but they are heavy, slow and not that bright, Asari on the other hand is known for having good mental powers, if I had to choose I would go with Asari but shit dont wanna lose my dingle buddy.
#76 - CyborgNinja (11/05/2014) [-]
And they age so...well...( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #77 - stifflimb (11/05/2014) [-]
Do they age, I think they are borned fullsized and thats it, or they make themselfs look however they want with their mental powers, know that all other races thinks they look somewhat like their own race.
#47 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
there should be a k somewhere in there. also take away the q. then the u,a and i. add an o and a g. there, that spells "krogan". that's how it should be.
User avatar #48 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
Yeah but Krogan ain't got Tali.
#52 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
yeah but the quarians dont have an actual home, you fucking immunity-lacking space gypsies.
User avatar #53 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
Nah brah. They have a home. Rannoch. They took it back remember?
#54 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
not in my story they didn't. heil geth.
#30 - ohemgeezus (11/05/2014) [-]
lol it almost sound like you said something other than the asari is best race

#105 - electricwulf (11/06/2014) [-]
But Asari are technology hoarding assholes and then they get more tech from the species that find more prothean shit, and not to mention their permanent blue waffle
#42 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
Asari are all whores. And a good portion will kill you if you sleep with them.
#46 - ohemgeezus (11/05/2014) [-]
#34 - ztron (11/05/2014) [-]
You misspelled Turian man
#35 - ohemgeezus (11/05/2014) [-]
turnian is a close second
#39 - ztron (11/05/2014) [-]
But the Asari don't have phat beats
#20 - waffies (11/05/2014) [-]
She can Vas my Neema anyday
#14 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Mordin Solus singing Gilbert and Sullivan sealed it for me.
Salarian masterrace.
#12 - sparkofinsanity (11/05/2014) [-]
This man knows what's up.
#11 - ponchosdm (11/05/2014) [-]
#7 - skullball (11/05/2014) [-]
Geth master race
#59 - solemn (11/05/2014) [-]
#63 - ddoggdiggity (11/05/2014) [-]
damn legion can work it
#38 - yiffcario (11/05/2014) [-]
Seconded.
#5 - sexyhimself (11/05/2014) [-]
Do you even Volus?
User avatar #21 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
WTB DLC where you can play as Volus.
#4 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
More like emergancy dick port, amirite?
#5 - Didn't Planetside release before Battlefield 2142? I could be …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Rekt 0
User avatar #6 - fizzah (11/05/2014) [-]
Huh, actually you're right, atleast for planetside 1 if that's what you meant, Planetside 1 came out in May 2003, as battlefield 2142 came out october 2006.
User avatar #7 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
So, would BF have taken from Planetside 1's drop pod system? Or did they not have that back then?
#8 - fizzah (11/05/2014) [-]
As far as I've understood, they either didn't have it, or it was called "Galaxy Pod" or something, I just hit it up on google though, someone else here might have played it.
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
Idk, we can always just say they both stole from Warhammer 40K cuz Drop Pods.
User avatar #33 - neutrality (11/06/2014) [-]
99% percent of video games stole from sci-fi writers so we should never play them.
#14 - bombadealar (11/05/2014) [-]
EVERYONE stole from our Holy Lord Emporer
#4 - Yeah I just now figured it out for myself. The … 11/05/2014 on Wut 0
#15 - I'm fully aware. But I just want repeats of the old Teen Titan… 11/05/2014 on AM I THE ONLY WHO DIDNT... 0
#9954099 - RIP in pepperonis  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9954146 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 64** hello
i'm the spooky scary ghost of puffyclouds
i'm here to spook you with failed dubs for the rest of your life
#9954079 - Commit seppuku you failure  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9954094 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 35** one last chance
if dubs i live
if not then i die
User avatar #9954099 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
RIP in pepperonis
#9954146 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 64** hello
i'm the spooky scary ghost of puffyclouds
i'm here to spook you with failed dubs for the rest of your life
#9954056 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9954066 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 71** i'm sorry father
User avatar #9954079 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
Commit seppuku you failure
#9954094 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 35** one last chance
if dubs i live
if not then i die
User avatar #9954099 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
RIP in pepperonis
#9954146 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 64** hello
i'm the spooky scary ghost of puffyclouds
i'm here to spook you with failed dubs for the rest of your life
#9954044 - Well maybe if you actually rolled them I would.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9954050 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 74**
#9954056 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
#9954066 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 71** i'm sorry father
User avatar #9954079 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
Commit seppuku you failure
#9954094 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 35** one last chance
if dubs i live
if not then i die
User avatar #9954099 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
RIP in pepperonis
#9954146 - puffyclouds (11/04/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 64** hello
i'm the spooky scary ghost of puffyclouds
i'm here to spook you with failed dubs for the rest of your life
#6 - Now they can bring back the old Teen Titans.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2014 on AM I THE ONLY WHO DIDNT... +2
#13 - flyinarrow (11/05/2014) [-]
they have that "Teen Titans Go!" crap

the original Teen Titans show is dead

Although, if Toonami airs it again, id be happy, hell, if it made a new one that was more faithful to the comics, even better!
User avatar #15 - sptnfouroneseven (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm fully aware. But I just want repeats of the old Teen Titans because Go is complete shit. My nieces watch it even though they have full access to netflix and the original Teen Titans via internet.
#11 - That one liner tho 11/04/2014 on My First D&D Game 0
#14 - Is a good source, especially if you're doing it onli… 11/04/2014 on Moar Stories +1
#4 - There was a kid in my culinary course that I took, and we had … 11/04/2014 on the dangers of deli slicers +6
#11 - Curious. Is that second picture **** related? … 11/04/2014 on Vivian James dump +1
#11 - Let me clarify. Story isn't like Resident Evil, but it's VERY …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Call of duty 0
User avatar #12 - grasman (11/04/2014) [-]
Well, yes.
It's basically like every other third person shooter.
I mean dead space and alan wake or whatever is basically the same thing.
But still I enjoyed it much more than resident evil 6.

I hope they will release the new silent hills on pc.

I had high expectations of evil within because it was from Shinji Mikami who made the early resident evil games, but I was pretty disappointed by the lack of puzzles.

The puzzles in the early silent hill and resident evil games were pretty hard sometimes.
But that shit just disappeared completely from the newer games.
Makes me sad somehow.
The puzzles in resident evil 6 are ridiculous too.
Take two statues and put them there.
Wow.
#9 - It is an actual screenshot. I played RE6 through the Leon Camp…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Call of duty +1
User avatar #10 - grasman (11/04/2014) [-]
No the story of evil within is nothing like the one from resident evil.
Imo it has more similarities with silent hill.
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (11/04/2014) [-]
Let me clarify. Story isn't like Resident Evil, but it's VERY basic and easy to spot. The gameplay, is Resident Evil with a stealth system.
User avatar #12 - grasman (11/04/2014) [-]
Well, yes.
It's basically like every other third person shooter.
I mean dead space and alan wake or whatever is basically the same thing.
But still I enjoyed it much more than resident evil 6.

I hope they will release the new silent hills on pc.

I had high expectations of evil within because it was from Shinji Mikami who made the early resident evil games, but I was pretty disappointed by the lack of puzzles.

The puzzles in the early silent hill and resident evil games were pretty hard sometimes.
But that shit just disappeared completely from the newer games.
Makes me sad somehow.
The puzzles in resident evil 6 are ridiculous too.
Take two statues and put them there.
Wow.
#3 - Jesse Cox non-content is best non-content 11/04/2014 on You now want this game +1
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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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