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#153 - Thank you kind sir. 05/17/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! 0
#5 - 501st posted/mentioned. Swell with Republic pride.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/17/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! +155
#107 - Absolute Madman (05/17/2015) [-]
where is this from
User avatar #154 - sptnfouroneseven (05/17/2015) [-]
It's from the first Clone Wars show, it was a mini series, only like 14 episodes at about 5-10 minutes each. If I remember right. It's pretty fucking great.
#230 - Absolute Madman (05/17/2015) [-]
Thanks

#94 - imthenewguy (05/17/2015) [-]
Here. Have a smoother version
User avatar #153 - sptnfouroneseven (05/17/2015) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
User avatar #100 - EdwardNigma (05/17/2015) [-]
But that ones so fucking fast.
User avatar #101 - imthenewguy (05/17/2015) [-]
But... smooth gifs, nigga
#23 - cokayne (05/17/2015) [-]
fucking loved that series
User avatar #15 - ihateeveryhing (05/17/2015) [-]
Republica, FUCK YEAH!!
#14 - trixcision (05/17/2015) [-]
Back at ya
#104 - cisdroidcommander (05/17/2015) [-]
#17 - Yes. 05/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#25 - There was a television series I remember that was on for a lon… 05/17/2015 on Land after the land before... 0
#7 - Reminds me of the Kids Next Door Star Wars parody episodes. 05/16/2015 on Star Wars Kids 0
#91 - Same 05/16/2015 on Childhood +2
#8 - I feel like this would do better as a cartoon but yeah, I'll p… 05/15/2015 on Sly Cooper Movie +1
#31 - Bet you do like dick you giant fagget. 05/15/2015 on Logging onto my old Tumblr 0
#30 - So much rekt. 05/15/2015 on How drunk you have to be to... +1
#54 - She's hot. 10/10 would **** . 05/15/2015 on If websites started dating +1
#33 - **sptnfouroneseven used "*Roll 5, 0-999999*"** **sptnfouron… 05/13/2015 on Steam giveaway III: Revenge... 0
#47 - Poison and Haste. 05/13/2015 on which one 0
#21 - The age 10 version kinda looks like Ellie from Last of Us... 05/12/2015 on Tomboys ftw +1
#70 - ******* Wrath was the best for everything. &qu… 05/12/2015 on Healers +2
#2 - I have a few videos in mine, I'm still too lazy to watch them. 05/11/2015 on A first for internet kind 0
#5 - Curvy, Chubby, Overweight. There's a limit on the Overweight b… 05/11/2015 on lets get a few things straight 0
#15 - What is this from? I can't remember if I've seen it or not?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Hello Frontpage +1
User avatar #16 - demonfyre (05/11/2015) [-]
house
#6 - Been here before, really sucks...  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2015 on "For sale. Baby shoes.... +61
#118 - kreon (05/10/2015) [-]
I am there now, what do i do?
#135 - stoicnick (05/10/2015) [-]
cry
#102 - neruuub (05/10/2015) [-]
#17 - zleds (05/10/2015) [-]
I understand totally brah, been there done that, got the scars to prove it.
#22 - Absolute Madman (05/10/2015) [-]
ripped your scrotum jerking too hard to the girl u met?
#2 - Thaaaank you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Mod help 0
#3 - adunsaveme (05/09/2015) [-]
#11 - I mean, I can see that. But she's still terrifying.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on Erma Comp 0
User avatar #12 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
well think about it like this, from a young age, she was abused, held captive by her insane father, FORCED to give birth while she was a teenager, oh also forced into an induced coma
#9 - Yeah, I can see that immediately. But Alma is 100 times scarie…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Erma Comp 0
User avatar #10 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
idk, I kinda pity alma to be honest. all the shit she went through. like yeah sure shes scary but in light of everything she was put through I feel more bad for her
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (05/09/2015) [-]
I mean, I can see that. But she's still terrifying.
User avatar #12 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
well think about it like this, from a young age, she was abused, held captive by her insane father, FORCED to give birth while she was a teenager, oh also forced into an induced coma
#2 - Isn't this a perk in Fallout 3? And Skyrim to a degree? 05/09/2015 on ACHQBAR +1
#7 - Why is Erma so popular? She reminds me too much of Alma....  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Erma Comp +1
User avatar #8 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
thats the joke, in a way. it's more like based off the ring girl
User avatar #9 - sptnfouroneseven (05/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can see that immediately. But Alma is 100 times scarier to me than ring chick.
User avatar #10 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
idk, I kinda pity alma to be honest. all the shit she went through. like yeah sure shes scary but in light of everything she was put through I feel more bad for her
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (05/09/2015) [-]
I mean, I can see that. But she's still terrifying.
User avatar #12 - repostforlife (05/09/2015) [-]
well think about it like this, from a young age, she was abused, held captive by her insane father, FORCED to give birth while she was a teenager, oh also forced into an induced coma
#11 - He also prepares to be jumped on by changing his stance. 05/09/2015 on My Butthole Puckered But... +7
#7 - Picture 05/09/2015 on RP Motivationals part 13:... +1

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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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