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| #98 - I didn't like Halo 4 for the simple fact of how jacked up the … [+] (9 new replies) | 05/11/2013 on halo | 0 |
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aquagladiator (05/11/2013) [-] There's no real contradiction there, The human-forerunner war took place centuries before the Halo array had even been created. I have one thing to say to you, and that's Halo Legends, Origins Part 1 and 2. #274
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aquagladiator (05/12/2013) [-] Origins part 1 refers to the Forerunners' war with the Flood which lead to the creation of the Halo array. This was the second emergence of the Flood, the first was during the Human-Forerunner war. The Forerunners knew nothing about the Flood at the time and so deemed Humanity a danger to other sentient life and de-evolved them. Halo: Origins picks up the story after that. The Librarian in Halo 4 says that the Humans were running from the Flood, and the Diadact was creating forerunner/human/cyborg creations to combat it during the war with humans. So no, they are going back on lore. #276
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aquagladiator (05/12/2013) [-] Oh i apologize for not being clear, i agree that 343 horrendously mutilated the lore, i was just stating that your example of said mutilation was invalid... my bad... #151
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N. Korean citizen (05/11/2013) [-] Read the books. They didn't change anything. It was already canon before 4 came out that the humans, while running from the flood, encroached upon forerunner worlds and incidentally caused a war. The forerunner, very close to exterminating humanity, then encountered the flood and realized their mistake, bestowed the mantle on humanity and did the ark. Sorry, but you're just wrong. #150
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Xyhpon (05/11/2013) [-] Humans weren't quite as technologically advanced as forerunners and I'm pretty sure they make that point pretty clear. The humans found it easier to just blow up planets that had flood on it, regardless of whether it was forerunner or not (hence the enemy part). However there were forerunners who were "humanitarian" I guess you could say, like the librarian, that wanted to save the sentient species. Therefore she saved humanity but downgraded them to the stone age and threw them on earth so the more militaristic forerunners couldn't complain that the humans would come back again after they fired the ring. Personally I think that makes perfect sense with what you're trying to say. Also Halo Legends seemed to go be kind of off when following lore in the books or games. Halo 4 on the other hand seemed to follow the "true" lore better. #160
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aquagladiator (05/11/2013) [-] That's not quite true, humanity was running from the flood so they wiped out civilizations in order to colonize new planets. Humanity was, in fact, more advanced than the Forerunners. The only reason the Forerunners defeated them was because Humanity was busy fighting the flood, and had to sacrifice a third of their population in order to stop the Flood. #162
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Xyhpon (05/11/2013) [-] My bad, I could have sworn humans were less technologically developed. After re-reading it I realized that I misinterpreted this tier set of technology-halo.wikia.com/wiki/Technological_Achievement_Tiers Before I thought it said pre-historic humans were on a lower level than forerunners rather than above them. Thanks for the clarification. | ||
| #281 - You in fact did, I think the only one I haven't heard from the… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/11/2013 on Death | 0 |
| Yeah. The robot one was on 1,000 ways to die, but in the portrayal the guy died because the robot itself killed him. | ||
| #19 - Picture | 05/09/2013 on Dragon-Horn | +4 |
| #49 - Only not a bitch... And useful. | 05/08/2013 on Dreams | +4 |
| #13 - 1. Thrall because he's green Jesus 2. Master Chief because… | 05/07/2013 on I | 0 |
| #88 - You understand it is in fact possible to crown a witch with a … | 05/07/2013 on L4D - Moustachio! | -1 |
| #2 - You know, first time encountering a Witch I was scared shitles… [+] (3 new replies) | 05/06/2013 on L4D - Moustachio! | -9 |
| You understand it is in fact possible to crown a witch with a pistol, right? I've done it before, and so has my brother in versus on the 360. Just because you've never done it doesn't mean it isn't real. And by the way, Im fairly sure you can do the same with Hunting Rifles and Assault Rifles, not just shotguns. | ||
| #19 - Almost had sex around the age of eight with my friend's cousin… | 05/02/2013 on Anal | 0 |
| #145 - That's actually right. | 05/02/2013 on joker feels | +5 |
| #187 - Once you get to cap it gets fairly repetative. Unless you find… | 04/27/2013 on Controls | 0 |
| #34 - He said most, not all. Read before you post. | 04/26/2013 on Twinception | 0 |
| #55 - This. If it was by a PMC that has ex-navy seals you'd think th… | 04/23/2013 on Boston Conspiracy? | +1 |
| #102 - Picture | 04/22/2013 on Demacia? DEMACIA! | 0 |
| #79 - You are quite correct, most of Blue Team is still alive with M… | 04/21/2013 on do you even feel? | 0 |
| #12 - And do Water Gun, just with blood... Shot from their eyes. [+] (1 new reply) | 04/21/2013 on I need one of these | -4 |
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N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-] You're thinking of a Horned lizard, Bearded dragons don't shoot blood from their eyes. | ||
| #21 - There is a small sort of romance between the two characters ho… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/21/2013 on do you even feel? | 0 |
| #13 - DAMN IT SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT | 04/21/2013 on Pudge Logic | 0 |
| #218 - Look up a video about it then, explains the scenes in particu… | 04/14/2013 on Elizabeth | 0 |
| #134 - Actually she can jump through time albeit it can't go from li… [+] (2 new replies) | 04/14/2013 on Elizabeth | 0 |
| i actually don't have time to visit rapture again, and i don't see why she can't jump to further later in the timeline. btw why could booker operate the bathisphere unless he is related to AR. i think there will be a sequel which will clarify or try to the whole thing Look up a video about it then, explains the scenes in particular. However, all you do for the bathosphere is pull a lever... Not that hard to operate, it's automated. | ||
| #123 - Because that was the original from what I gathered. And as su… [+] (5 new replies) | 04/14/2013 on Elizabeth | 0 |
| Actually, if you look at the calender when you're in the room the first time with elizabeth, you'll see it reads, Oct 8, 1893 and there's someone banging on the door for the girl. After you "die" you'll watch the credits, if you watch all the way to the end, you'll see a cutscnene where your back at the office on the same day and no one's looking for the girl. if you open the door, to here room, Anna's there. You essentially ended all realties of comstock. And he never comes for anna. And then Booker just lives the rest of life with Anna. No Elizabth. no Comstock. no City yeah but anna can't go back in time she just jumps from a dimension to another, apart from the tear she opened to paris where the theatre sign is showing the return of the jedi Actually she can jump through time albeit it can't go from like 1912 till 2030 but it can go between a few years, that's why you end up in Rapture, to kill Songbird, while it's a wreck. And if you go back and play Bioshock 1 at one point you can -hear- Songbird's dying screeches. AND the Bathosphere you ride back to the surface has the spider-cracks from when the splicer beat on the glass when you first enter in Bioshock 1. i actually don't have time to visit rapture again, and i don't see why she can't jump to further later in the timeline. btw why could booker operate the bathisphere unless he is related to AR. i think there will be a sequel which will clarify or try to the whole thing Look up a video about it then, explains the scenes in particular. However, all you do for the bathosphere is pull a lever... Not that hard to operate, it's automated. | ||
| #117 - It's essentialy String Theory. Where there's a reality for eve… [+] (16 new replies) | 04/14/2013 on Elizabeth | +2 |
| fuck am just gonna say it how does drowning player bookeer end the cycle in all realites Essentially how multiverse theory works is if you have two options you create two separate timelines, one where you did option A and one where you did option B. Those two timelines exist independent of the other and have their own branches and decision they make and whatnot. The whole Comstock/Booker thing came from that one decision to be or not be baptized. If he died there he never would have made either chose and thus none of those realities would have happened. It's like chopping down a tree. Instead of chopping down the individual branches, they chopped down the main trunk. except she didn't kill him see developers notes she just killed comstock #170
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trimageryan (04/14/2013) [-] She kill the possibility of him becoming Comstock. If he wasn't drowned at that point there would always be a reality where he went through with it, and if there was never a Comstock booker never gave up his daughter so he never had to be drowned so he still lived. It's confusing, I know, multiverse timetravel is difficult stuff. Here's a helpful "map" to guide you though it booker drowns-> comstock never exists -> anna neverstolen-> anna drowning booker never happens-> comstock exists -> anna stolen (and thus the cycle is never broken) Not necessarily, I can see where you'd get that paradoxical thought, but in reality it goes Booker drowns-> Comstock never exists-> Comstock never builds Columbia-> Lutece never makes multiverse traveling-> Anne never stolen-> Booker remains with Anne and raises her. I forgot to make it small so I deleted the last one. for the small its just me fucking around so poeple who don't want to get spoiled have difficulties to read. for your theory going back and drowning booker in the baptism to kill comstock -> booker comesback to life and continue to live with elizabeth as anna who have no power what so ever. yet wounded knee events will still happen and past booker will still wants to get baptised. imo it would have been better to eliminate the cause that led booker to participate to wounded knee but you cant do that those events are still gonna happen (thus the quote "how far does one have to go back") Going back to wounded knee would have stopped him from wanting to get baptized, but it also may have stopped Booker from meeting the mother of his child or ever having a kid to begin with. That's the tricky bit of going back in time, if you don't change something at just the right point in time, the rest of the timeline with be completely messed up. As for the baptism bit, the reality in which he was drowned encompassed all realities in which he would have considered baptism so they were eliminated. He probably still regrets wounded knee and the terrible things he's done, but he chose to just live with them and start anew with his family. Fucking hell, I did it again. I know it doesn't really matter, but it's half the theme of this conversation. Because that was the original from what I gathered. And as such, if he was not to become Comstock then he would not want Anna from a different reality. Actually, if you look at the calender when you're in the room the first time with elizabeth, you'll see it reads, Oct 8, 1893 and there's someone banging on the door for the girl. After you "die" you'll watch the credits, if you watch all the way to the end, you'll see a cutscnene where your back at the office on the same day and no one's looking for the girl. if you open the door, to here room, Anna's there. You essentially ended all realties of comstock. And he never comes for anna. And then Booker just lives the rest of life with Anna. No Elizabth. no Comstock. no City yeah but anna can't go back in time she just jumps from a dimension to another, apart from the tear she opened to paris where the theatre sign is showing the return of the jedi Actually she can jump through time albeit it can't go from like 1912 till 2030 but it can go between a few years, that's why you end up in Rapture, to kill Songbird, while it's a wreck. And if you go back and play Bioshock 1 at one point you can -hear- Songbird's dying screeches. AND the Bathosphere you ride back to the surface has the spider-cracks from when the splicer beat on the glass when you first enter in Bioshock 1. i actually don't have time to visit rapture again, and i don't see why she can't jump to further later in the timeline. btw why could booker operate the bathisphere unless he is related to AR. i think there will be a sequel which will clarify or try to the whole thing Look up a video about it then, explains the scenes in particular. However, all you do for the bathosphere is pull a lever... Not that hard to operate, it's automated. | ||
| #97 - It's the only way to be sure. | 04/13/2013 on Cleaning attic when i... | 0 |
| #4 - I remember games with about that many people... Snipers and sw… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/10/2013 on Shit | 0 |
| #2 - I want to know if that chick he started kissing slapped him or… | 04/07/2013 on awkward train situations | 0 |
| #1 - I must admit, the game might not be as horrifying as one might… | 04/07/2013 on Moustachio | 0 |
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