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#6 - Knight Princess. Who needs anything else but a well rounded fi… 07/06/2014 on Tower Girls +2
#3 - This makes me mad. 07/06/2014 on Warp Digivolve +1
#8 - I was in Bronze 1 last season, won 8/10 this season and still …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Fuck... 0
#37 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
4/10 games won S5
User avatar #18 - captchakid (07/06/2014) [-]
You have to win like all of your games to move up. I was Bronze 1 last season, won 7/10, got Bronze 1. A friend of mine was S3 last season, won 6/10, got S4.
#4 - Comment deleted 07/05/2014 on This One Time 0
#117 - You didn't get the reference. 07/05/2014 on Heart of a Human 0
#114 - Does this unit have a soul?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Heart of a Human +1
#116 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
So many people in the world don't believe in souls. The thing that makes us human might not even exist?
User avatar #117 - sptnfouroneseven (07/05/2014) [-]
You didn't get the reference.
#52 - Sadly, your plan would work.. Even though, it is common knowle… 07/05/2014 on Secret Message from SB 0
#2 - Where is House and Burn Notice though? 07/05/2014 on Binge. 0
#291 - Ew Runescape.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Porn Folder 0
User avatar #329 - theguywhoaskswhy (07/04/2014) [-]
That's not rune scape. That's Lumberjack Simulator you illiterate fucker.
Or Rumberjack Simurator if you're japanese. Hence the initials "RS".
#28 - Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becom…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#26 - Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#24 - I arms tank heroics because it's faster than actual tanks doin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #25 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Yea arms destroys everything. Didn't think they could keep threat up That would be quite the feat to see.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? Like I said I'm pretty much fully flex geared so I just cut through everything like butter. Also why I flip out about fucking Heroic Strike and everyone bitching about it, when we're losing Slam and OP, which is our bread and butter.
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#1 - Listening to Achievement Hunter as we speak. Good **** . 07/03/2014 on sí señor 0
#22 - Worgen Warrior masterrace here.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #23 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Blood DK, ive found that by stacking dodge and parry which when activated put 70% of each value into my crit then using blood tap to create steady death runes i can cast Life Siphon for days which heals me for 150% of the damage done. So when it crits i can heal myself for about 75% of my total health. Its really quite broken. I can literally solo places without having to worry about anything haha.
User avatar #24 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
I arms tank heroics because it's faster than actual tanks doing it. Given I'm pretty much fully flex geared, it's just straight up wrecking everything in my way.
User avatar #25 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Yea arms destroys everything. Didn't think they could keep threat up That would be quite the feat to see.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? Like I said I'm pretty much fully flex geared so I just cut through everything like butter. Also why I flip out about fucking Heroic Strike and everyone bitching about it, when we're losing Slam and OP, which is our bread and butter.
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#20 - Should try it out over here, might have some really ***…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #21 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Haha Emerald dream is the first server i have found were horde and ali are equal in skill level and amount of players. So i can play a human DK without getting my face stomped in all day. RPing a human DK just feels like the proper way to do things haha
User avatar #22 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Worgen Warrior masterrace here.
User avatar #23 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Blood DK, ive found that by stacking dodge and parry which when activated put 70% of each value into my crit then using blood tap to create steady death runes i can cast Life Siphon for days which heals me for 150% of the damage done. So when it crits i can heal myself for about 75% of my total health. Its really quite broken. I can literally solo places without having to worry about anything haha.
User avatar #24 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
I arms tank heroics because it's faster than actual tanks doing it. Given I'm pretty much fully flex geared, it's just straight up wrecking everything in my way.
User avatar #25 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Yea arms destroys everything. Didn't think they could keep threat up That would be quite the feat to see.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? Like I said I'm pretty much fully flex geared so I just cut through everything like butter. Also why I flip out about fucking Heroic Strike and everyone bitching about it, when we're losing Slam and OP, which is our bread and butter.
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#18 - Wyrmrest Accord.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #19 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah bummer.
User avatar #20 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Should try it out over here, might have some really shitty players, but for the most part there's quite a few good ones around.

Plus you can join my guild and level it for me.
User avatar #21 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Haha Emerald dream is the first server i have found were horde and ali are equal in skill level and amount of players. So i can play a human DK without getting my face stomped in all day. RPing a human DK just feels like the proper way to do things haha
User avatar #22 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Worgen Warrior masterrace here.
User avatar #23 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Blood DK, ive found that by stacking dodge and parry which when activated put 70% of each value into my crit then using blood tap to create steady death runes i can cast Life Siphon for days which heals me for 150% of the damage done. So when it crits i can heal myself for about 75% of my total health. Its really quite broken. I can literally solo places without having to worry about anything haha.
User avatar #24 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
I arms tank heroics because it's faster than actual tanks doing it. Given I'm pretty much fully flex geared, it's just straight up wrecking everything in my way.
User avatar #25 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Yea arms destroys everything. Didn't think they could keep threat up That would be quite the feat to see.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? Like I said I'm pretty much fully flex geared so I just cut through everything like butter. Also why I flip out about fucking Heroic Strike and everyone bitching about it, when we're losing Slam and OP, which is our bread and butter.
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#16 - Oh? Which server?  [+] (13 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #17 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Emerald Dream. you?
User avatar #18 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Wyrmrest Accord.
User avatar #19 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah bummer.
User avatar #20 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Should try it out over here, might have some really shitty players, but for the most part there's quite a few good ones around.

Plus you can join my guild and level it for me.
User avatar #21 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Haha Emerald dream is the first server i have found were horde and ali are equal in skill level and amount of players. So i can play a human DK without getting my face stomped in all day. RPing a human DK just feels like the proper way to do things haha
User avatar #22 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Worgen Warrior masterrace here.
User avatar #23 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Blood DK, ive found that by stacking dodge and parry which when activated put 70% of each value into my crit then using blood tap to create steady death runes i can cast Life Siphon for days which heals me for 150% of the damage done. So when it crits i can heal myself for about 75% of my total health. Its really quite broken. I can literally solo places without having to worry about anything haha.
User avatar #24 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
I arms tank heroics because it's faster than actual tanks doing it. Given I'm pretty much fully flex geared, it's just straight up wrecking everything in my way.
User avatar #25 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Yea arms destroys everything. Didn't think they could keep threat up That would be quite the feat to see.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? Like I said I'm pretty much fully flex geared so I just cut through everything like butter. Also why I flip out about fucking Heroic Strike and everyone bitching about it, when we're losing Slam and OP, which is our bread and butter.
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#14 - THE BOOTS DON'T MATCH As an avid RPer, this pisses me…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #15 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
I know thats the only sad thing i RP as well and thats what gets to me the most
User avatar #16 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh? Which server?
User avatar #17 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Emerald Dream. you?
User avatar #18 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Wyrmrest Accord.
User avatar #19 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah bummer.
User avatar #20 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Should try it out over here, might have some really shitty players, but for the most part there's quite a few good ones around.

Plus you can join my guild and level it for me.
User avatar #21 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Haha Emerald dream is the first server i have found were horde and ali are equal in skill level and amount of players. So i can play a human DK without getting my face stomped in all day. RPing a human DK just feels like the proper way to do things haha
User avatar #22 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Worgen Warrior masterrace here.
User avatar #23 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Blood DK, ive found that by stacking dodge and parry which when activated put 70% of each value into my crit then using blood tap to create steady death runes i can cast Life Siphon for days which heals me for 150% of the damage done. So when it crits i can heal myself for about 75% of my total health. Its really quite broken. I can literally solo places without having to worry about anything haha.
User avatar #24 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
I arms tank heroics because it's faster than actual tanks doing it. Given I'm pretty much fully flex geared, it's just straight up wrecking everything in my way.
User avatar #25 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Yea arms destroys everything. Didn't think they could keep threat up That would be quite the feat to see.
User avatar #26 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Who needs threat when everything dies in five seconds anyway? Like I said I'm pretty much fully flex geared so I just cut through everything like butter. Also why I flip out about fucking Heroic Strike and everyone bitching about it, when we're losing Slam and OP, which is our bread and butter.
User avatar #27 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Slam really?? Are the next patch notes up already??
User avatar #28 - sptnfouroneseven (07/03/2014) [-]
Alpha notes, yeah. Been like that for a while, and we're becoming auto-attack reliant for all our rage generation. Mortal Strike and CS are both getting rage costs. Depending on how good they are at 100 I might just go into Gladiator DPS
User avatar #29 - quelaagislove (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow...im gunna have to look at those see whats going on. Just started playing again so im a little behind.
#12 - Stop bitching about Heroic Strike you **** . It's …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Warrior season 16 0
User avatar #13 - joshlol (07/03/2014) [-]
who's bitching? I don't even play wow anymore and never played warrior

I just think the site is amusing
#9 - That's a nice M10 she has... I want that more than I want her.… 07/03/2014 on 'Murica +2
#202 - Is that sword from RWBY? Asking because it looks like somethin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #364 - xredstar (07/04/2014) [-]
It's from Final Fantasy XIII. One of the main characters uses the sword. It transforms between a sword and firearm basically. Seeing it fully detailed And possibly functioning is ridiculous.
#218 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
No, up to now, only Weiss has an actual sword.
The others have a firearm+gun hybrid.
And then there's Jaune with classic Sword and Shield.
User avatar #220 - dehnoobshow (07/03/2014) [-]
Firearm + Melee hybrid*
I just woke up.
Fuck.
#4 - Well, they kinda were up until the Spartan 2 Project, not just… 07/01/2014 on The real UNSC +1
#67 - Yeah but when he says "At least now you have a chance wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on mass effect 1/24 +2
User avatar #115 - thepandaking (06/29/2014) [-]
even more reason to let him have Tali, since you know he's still physically and mentally damaged by that huge blast, and he would need some comfort.
I totally get why you'd go with Tali though she's awesome
#23 - I did it because Tali'zorrah Nar Rayya vas Normandy is the bes…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2014 on mass effect 1/24 +14
User avatar #61 - thepandaking (06/29/2014) [-]
way to ruin Garrus' chances, garrus is best companion, so I try not to interfere with that little side story.
User avatar #67 - sptnfouroneseven (06/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but when he says "At least now you have a chance with the ladies Shepard" in 2 after his face is half gone, it's simply a challenge.
User avatar #115 - thepandaking (06/29/2014) [-]
even more reason to let him have Tali, since you know he's still physically and mentally damaged by that huge blast, and he would need some comfort.
I totally get why you'd go with Tali though she's awesome
#64 - amusingusername (06/29/2014) [-]
This guy knows it. Bros before hoes.
User avatar #30 - derpwolf (06/28/2014) [-]
*cough* Garrus *cough*
User avatar #107 - theshadowed (06/29/2014) [-]
Garrus ain't gay so we have to make do.
#55 - No one cares about Guardsmen. Adeptus Astartes are the only pa… 06/28/2014 on Dat propaganda 0
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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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