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#1 - Can't tell if Justin Beiber or Chance Morris Sodapoppin 05/08/2015 on Stan 0
#5 - Picture 05/08/2015 on Vitamin A pr0n +1
#1 - All my pentas are stolen from me at the last second ;-; … 05/08/2015 on League comp (fixed) -1
#2 - Comment deleted 05/07/2015 on DIGIMON RETURNS!!! +1
#11 - I've had that **** happen to me a few times, luckily I … 05/07/2015 on How I play GTA V 0
#4 - That's a fair response, however you miss a lot of good dialogu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Mass Effect 3 ending 0
User avatar #6 - renatolopes (05/08/2015) [-]
I'll try to romance liara now since I'm replaying the game on insanity. Not that, hard, just some time with levels.
#14 - I'm fully aware, but dogs still have their instincts, and can … 05/07/2015 on how to be a boss 0
#12 - I mean, so are dogs. Look at German Shepherds, Pits, and other…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on how to be a boss 0
User avatar #13 - cykocd (05/07/2015) [-]
wild cats are just naturally violent due to the fact that they need to hunt. its difficult to completely tame a wild cat. thats not to say you cant, and there are many people who happily live side by side with big cats. its just difficult, and to attempt to do so on a scale that could support having them as pets would deffinately get someone hurt or killed.
User avatar #14 - sptnfouroneseven (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm fully aware, but dogs still have their instincts, and can be dangerous. But what he's saying is do what we did with wolves, and are currently doing with foxes The adorable little fucks and start selective breeding to 'domesticate' a smaller breed of big cats. Nothing like a tabby, but maybe Shepherd size.
#16 - The best Archangel 05/07/2015 on The Archangel of Death +3
#25 - Wat? 05/07/2015 on (untitled) +1
#7 - Clones were used as the same thing though. Sure there were eli… 05/07/2015 on jokexplain 0
#2 - HOW EXACTLY DO YOU NOT ROMANCE THIS ADORABLE ALIEN?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Mass Effect 3 ending +2
#5 - wemilznotkill (05/07/2015) [-]
tfw no fem shep and Tali love
User avatar #3 - renatolopes (05/07/2015) [-]
I didn't knew how to :c
User avatar #4 - sptnfouroneseven (05/07/2015) [-]
That's a fair response, however you miss a lot of good dialogue without romances.
User avatar #6 - renatolopes (05/08/2015) [-]
I'll try to romance liara now since I'm replaying the game on insanity. Not that, hard, just some time with levels.
#20 - Favorite Game: Halo 3 Anime: Digimon Adventure 01 … 05/07/2015 on Post your favorites +1
#6 - You mean Jinx? 05/07/2015 on #Top lane #still better... 0
#30 - Yeah this... SO OKAY WITH THIS 05/07/2015 on Comment Time 0
#3 - Halo 3 was by far the best out of the series, it had a decent … 05/07/2015 on halo +3
#7 - Garbage. Anything after the movie is garbage. … 05/06/2015 on Arby 'n' the Chief Season 8 +1
#8 - Comment deleted 05/06/2015 on POPULAR WORD 0
#3 - It's said in the spoilers but okay. 05/06/2015 on sad captain 0
#59 - The teddy bear thing is kinda funny. 05/06/2015 on Cringe #42 0
#1 - Too Human wasn't that good, Viva Pinata DOES have a sequel, an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on What three games should... 0
User avatar #2 - ODSTRuler (05/05/2015) [-]
Norse mythology, gun and sword gameplay, customisation,these are hard things to come by,it did have its problems but not so bad that It stopped me playing through it god knows how many times.

also for the viva pinata one

it should get a third one,its adorable
User avatar #11 - chuckbob (05/05/2015) [-]
Yea I liked Too Human. It's controls were odd, but I still did like 50 playthroughs or something.
#15 - Natural selection. 05/05/2015 on Best Cup Song 0
#6 - *Final Destination.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Watch yourself! 0
User avatar #7 - brosanction (05/05/2015) [-]
*end location
#15 - It's solar powered....  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2015 on SM 1 +93
#73 - billburr (05/05/2015) [-]
You wood
#57 - goodername (05/05/2015) [-]
How do you change the solar then?
User avatar #54 - subtard (05/05/2015) [-]
Well what do you do when the sun runs out huh? huh?
User avatar #17 - jzwangpk (05/04/2015) [-]
Still has a battery. The one he's holding might not (looks like a 260-series) but the one below it is a 300-series which does contain a battery.
User avatar #18 - deathtobreakfast (05/05/2015) [-]
The batteries will be full way before the next exam starts. Those things also survive Days without light or blocked solar cells, but the calculator would be useless without light because you wouldn't be able to see shit.
#3 - Neat. 05/04/2015 on Items shut down -1


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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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