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#202 - I'd stick my dick in a Pandaren were I given the chance. 04/10/2014 on Call me fat again! 0
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#202 - Not much given the Plasma would overload their shields quick, … 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
#5 - Halo 4 Multiplayer already Call of Duty Future Warfare. 04/06/2014 on Halo 5 concept art 0
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User avatar #200 - tiredofthis (04/06/2014) [-]
But it's of note that Elite's all have armor designed to handle plasma bolts. That's got to count for something.
User avatar #202 - sptnfouroneseven (04/06/2014) [-]
Not much given the Plasma would overload their shields quick, and most likely be hitting the center of it's chest(Unarmored if we're going by Halo 2 standards).
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#4 - As an Arms Warrior I feel your pain. Please nerf Healers Blizz…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Pillow Fight 0
User avatar #6 - clannadqs (04/05/2014) [-]
Blizzard gave healers too many insta-heals. They should bump up the mana cost of insta-heal spells and decrease the bursts of each class.
User avatar #7 - sptnfouroneseven (04/05/2014) [-]
Agreed, it's fucking ridiculous.
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#105 - Red Pandas have a fluffy tail and their emotes are so cute and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Call me fat again! 0
User avatar #108 - whycanticaps (04/03/2014) [-]
eh happens to lots of people now and again
#101 - Female Pandaren are the best thing to happen to WoW ***…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Call me fat again! +2
User avatar #201 - pandaren (04/10/2014) [-]
pandaren are the best
User avatar #202 - sptnfouroneseven (04/10/2014) [-]
I'd stick my dick in a Pandaren were I given the chance.
#200 - miia (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #103 - whycanticaps (04/03/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, the pandas are nice, but I like the space goats and nelfs better
User avatar #110 - smashingtonic (04/03/2014) [-]
...I'm more of a worgen man
I like to live life dangerously
User avatar #111 - whycanticaps (04/03/2014) [-]
Worgen look goofy to me :o
User avatar #112 - smashingtonic (04/03/2014) [-]
How so?
User avatar #114 - whycanticaps (04/03/2014) [-]
idk their face looks weird to me, and they are very gangly. Their hands and feet are huge compared to the size of their arms and legs
User avatar #118 - smashingtonic (04/03/2014) [-]
I guess...
User avatar #105 - sptnfouroneseven (04/03/2014) [-]
Red Pandas have a fluffy tail and their emotes are so cute and I want to stick my dick in it. God damn it, WoW turned me into a furry ;-;
User avatar #108 - whycanticaps (04/03/2014) [-]
eh happens to lots of people now and again
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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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