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#14 - So, only one question... What in the hell is that last picture…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Spess Mehreens +1
#15 - manollette (42 minutes ago) [-]
Terminator captain. Took a GK terminator body, tossed on a Mk II helmet, and some chapterhouse shoulder pads and shield before GW shafted them.
#11 - I don't watch her stuff really, just know what she plays is al… 1 hour ago on idk man 0
#7 - Youtuber. She plays animu ******** games. She tal…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on idk man 0
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (2 hours ago) [-]
Is she good for watching?
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't watch her stuff really, just know what she plays is all and some stuff she does with Jesse, Crendor, or TB.
#10 - Would depend on the setting, and it'd just be a really high he… 7 hours ago on screwed 0
#3 - Bought the new red one a week or two ago. Got that ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Makutaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! 0
User avatar #4 - GuthirexLeader (18 hours ago) [-]
I got all of the masters except for gali. I built them, but they didnt last longer than a few days. Ive used most of their parts on my mocs
#8 - >Put Phylactery inside Terrasque's spine with surgery &…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on screwed 0
User avatar #9 - ubercookieboy (14 hours ago) [-]
Assuming you can subdue the Terrasque to a point where you can perform surgery

If surgery even exists in DnD
User avatar #10 - sptnfouroneseven (7 hours ago) [-]
Would depend on the setting, and it'd just be a really high heal check honestly. And yes, it'd be possible just difficult.
#7 - Just teach it how to cast spells. No one will be able to … 21 hours ago on screwed 0
#11 - This is actually pretty nightmare fuel... 21 hours ago on Oh God +1
#16 - Comment deleted 21 hours ago on Tips? 0
#2 - Dodger's favorite game.  [+] (4 new replies) 21 hours ago on idk man +4
User avatar #4 - YllekNayr (5 hours ago) [-]
What is "Dodger"?
User avatar #7 - sptnfouroneseven (2 hours ago) [-]
Youtuber. She plays animu bullshit games. She talks about this one quite a bit on the Co-optional podcast.
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (2 hours ago) [-]
Is she good for watching?
User avatar #11 - sptnfouroneseven (1 hour ago) [-]
I don't watch her stuff really, just know what she plays is all and some stuff she does with Jesse, Crendor, or TB.


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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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