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#18 - I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their en…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
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#19 - slayerdog (3 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said "fuck these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for shit. There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
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#15 - Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-w…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
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#17 - slayerdog (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were fucking boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible.
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#18 - sptnfouroneseven (3 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
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#19 - slayerdog (3 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said "fuck these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for shit. There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
#35 - Same. Ever since playing Dragon Age Origins I've LOVED seeing … 4 hours ago on Character Art: Dwarves Pt 2 0
#13 - It's not if you know how to do it properly. My question is why…  [+] (6 new replies) 4 hours ago on A Spartan soldier & an orange 0
#14 - slayerdog (4 hours ago) [-]
The hell do you mean "properly?" Any person with a sword and shield will beat a dude with two swords.

Also, considering this hdgif/webm/whatever is of a Spartan, fairly certain it would be a spear and shield.
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#23 - trollzman (55 minutes ago) [-]
hey, that's my profile picture
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#15 - sptnfouroneseven (4 hours ago) [-]
Viking Berserkers. Persians even, had troops that could dual-wield quite effectively. When you put double the weapons in someone's hands they can strike faster, that's the basis. While yes a shielded opponent will MOST LIKELY win against a dual-wielding one, it would depend on training and how much experience they have.

And if you don't know, the spear/shield combination was usually for the Phalanx and formations. Outside of that, especially while fighting alone, or after the formation broke(Either due to be overrun, which is neigh impossible because Spartans give literally no shits) or to engage in more 'personal' combat a Spartan would want something a bit easier to control and not be parried away than a spear, so their Swords were used to great effectiveness.
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#17 - slayerdog (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure Viking Berserkers didn't generally use two axes, they used one large axe. And yeah, Spartans didn't route cause they were fucking boss, but still, even when using their swords for individual combat, dual wielding blades is almost the least ideal 'loadout' for being a warrior. Spartan blades weren't particularly strong, or designed for parrying, dual wielding is basically asking for you to get stabbed in every way possible.
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#18 - sptnfouroneseven (3 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say every Berserker did it, but it happened. Their entire shtick is "Lets take these drugs so we don't feel shit and go ham" I'm saying there have been warriors through history who did dual wield, to varying degress of success.
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#19 - slayerdog (3 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, yeah, vikings were generally just a bunch of farmers who said "fuck these Christians" and pillaged their gold every winter so they could pay for shit. There wasn't really a standardized method of armament, it was basically "Bring whatchu got".
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#45 - Yeah but the Mako didn't give a **** and climbed 85% an…  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on What makes a World? +2
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nothing though compares to the horses of skyrim
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#48 - sptnfouroneseven (4 hours ago) [-]
You right.

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User avatar #1 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Content was deleted apparently. Basically what I said was there's no way anyone can REALLY say that Chief didn't love Cortana, no matter what augmentations he went through. They both loved each other, despite Chief not being allowed to and Cortana being an AI.

I then continued to say that Cortana has no real way to return since she was fragmented beyond repair in the Didact's ship and her chip was destroyed as well. But, at the same time, the Forerunners were officially labled as extinct by Bungie, but 343 undid that too by having the Didact still in his Cryptum.

Now, there's a CHANCE that the Didact returned to his Cryptum, the writer of the Cryptum trilogy hasn't done the 3rd book though. So he could die to the absolute extinct of what death really is, not just what the Forerunners could save (though they don't resurrect themselves or anything) and so there was a chance that the Didact could actually not have a chance of being in the current part of the storyline. Now, the Didact has to return to his Cryptum at some point in the trilogy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no I didn't say that John wasn't allowed, he literally does not have the ability to love someone. None of the Spartans did, especially Spartan IIs. They were bred for two purposes, war and moral.

And I don't follow any of the new Halo lore, they ****** it up by saying that Ancient Humans rivaled the Forerunners in technology and were at war with them when the first Flood outbreak occurred. And it would be impossible for Cortana to come back either way because she was a Smart AI, they turn rampant after several years and destroy themselves from within, essentially eating all their data.
User avatar #3 to #2 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, didn't mean that you said he wasn't allowed, i meant that through the augmentations and whatnot he wasn't allowed. But, to me, it definitely appeared that John loved Cortana, despite the augs. Also, Chief (very certainly sure) wasn't bred for the Spartan II program, he was chosen like the rest. I think it was Contact Harvest that Keys and Halsey went to where he was and found him playing King of the Hill with the rest of the kids there, winning obviously.

And as for the Ancient Humans part goes, why is that so had to believe? One species had the best technology in the galaxy, another species at the time can use it, why can't they (my theory) reverse engineer it? That would mean they're close, but the Forerunners are still more advanced because the Humans aren't creating their own.

Also, the cause of the Human/Forerunner war was the Flood outbreak (not sure exactly what you were saying with it). The humans were running from the Flood, and because of that it seemed like they were trying to expand over the galaxy for greedy purposes (point of view of the Forerunners) and so they (Fore's) attacked the humans, causing the Flood to gain the advantage in the galaxy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
When I said "Bred for" I meant with the augments and training. Literally breeding something for a certain aspect takes generations. But It was a fairly poor choice of words I suppose. The book was also Fall of Reach by the way.

And my thing about the Ancient Humans part is that where's the evidence on Earth? Where's the previous ship wreckage? Destroyed buildings? So on and so forth. They were just as technologicaly advanced as the Forerunners at the time, why isn't it there now?

And as I said, I don't follow it, only new book I picked up was Glasslands and it seemed too dry for me to read through, sadly given it follows Kurt and the Spartan 3s more on Onyx, which was my favorite book by far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, you've got a point with the no remains part. Though, the Ark Portal was burried, could be the same with everything else. Honestly it's kind of a hole, but it can kinda be filled, circle is big enough for the square to fit kind of thing.

Also, I don't follow the books all that much either, I just periodically google it to stay somewhat informed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sptnfouroneseven (12/28/2013) [-]
The Arc portal makes sense with Origin though, with the Flood infestation in the universe the Forerunners took samples from all the planets and made 'saves' to speak to pick up from for each species. Could've been a simple portal from back then.

This is from the anime movies, Origin pt1 and pt2 where it's Cavemen and not super advanced humans.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cryoticshell (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, the Ark Portal was left over, but it's still an ancient ruin that was left over, and it wasn't discovered because it was buried, possibly like anything else.

As far as the cavemen part goes, it could have been a coincedence that he looked like one, but the data for humans could have just been the genetic buildup, not an exact copy of the species at the time, meaning that the humans that were re-seeded didn't have the knowledge that the Ancients had. Kind of like babies, except already grown up a bit.

And now I'm leaving for lunch, but when I get back I'll respond to whatever you have. Just letting you know it could b a while.
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