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Date Signed Up:	7/02/2015
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#4 - Goodra is a badass ****** . [+] (2 new replies)	08/19/2015 on Goomy Is The Best Dragon Type	+1
#5 - ryantheacrobat (08/19/2015) [-] I know right. #6 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-]
#1942 - Lik if u cri evrtim [+] (9 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	+1
#1943 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] "like" #1944 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] That pussy is so cute and small I'm practically handing you a roast there. Do not fail me #1946 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Unlike the fucking cavernous wasteland that is your pussy, I'm sure. Did I do good senpai? #1950 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Senpai has noticed you, my child #1966 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Ah, well, guess that ends our fun. #1960 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Well, I tried anyway. I can't respond to your last comment. Unsure if FJ glitch or if respond limit. #1963 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] It's the response limit #1957 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Yay! Does this mean I'm a roast master now? #1958 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-]
#1940 - Sure	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1939 - Work on your weak-ass roast game, son [+] (11 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1941 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Okay, uhh...you're ugly. I'm bad at insulting people. #1942 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Lik if u cri evrtim #1943 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] "like" #1944 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] That pussy is so cute and small I'm practically handing you a roast there. Do not fail me #1946 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Unlike the fucking cavernous wasteland that is your pussy, I'm sure. Did I do good senpai? #1950 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Senpai has noticed you, my child #1966 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Ah, well, guess that ends our fun. #1960 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Well, I tried anyway. I can't respond to your last comment. Unsure if FJ glitch or if respond limit. #1963 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] It's the response limit #1957 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Yay! Does this mean I'm a roast master now? #1958 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-]
#1935 - No. [+] (13 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1936 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] #1939 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Work on your weak-ass roast game, son #1941 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Okay, uhh...you're ugly. I'm bad at insulting people. #1942 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Lik if u cri evrtim #1943 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] "like" #1944 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] That pussy is so cute and small I'm practically handing you a roast there. Do not fail me #1946 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Unlike the fucking cavernous wasteland that is your pussy, I'm sure. Did I do good senpai? #1950 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Senpai has noticed you, my child #1966 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Ah, well, guess that ends our fun. #1960 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Well, I tried anyway. I can't respond to your last comment. Unsure if FJ glitch or if respond limit. #1963 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] It's the response limit #1957 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Yay! Does this mean I'm a roast master now? #1958 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-]
#1933 - Picture [+] (15 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1934 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] #1935 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] No. #1936 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] #1939 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Work on your weak-ass roast game, son #1941 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Okay, uhh...you're ugly. I'm bad at insulting people. #1942 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Lik if u cri evrtim #1943 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] "like" #1944 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] That pussy is so cute and small I'm practically handing you a roast there. Do not fail me #1946 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Unlike the fucking cavernous wasteland that is your pussy, I'm sure. Did I do good senpai? #1950 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Senpai has noticed you, my child #1966 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Ah, well, guess that ends our fun. #1960 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Well, I tried anyway. I can't respond to your last comment. Unsure if FJ glitch or if respond limit. #1963 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] It's the response limit #1957 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Yay! Does this mean I'm a roast master now? #1958 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-]
#15 - Nah I'm just saying the website is crap if it has so many regu…	08/19/2015 on What a twist!	+2
#13 - Every single one of the answers in the comments aren't edgy, t… [+] (2 new replies)	08/19/2015 on What a twist!	+1
#14 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] That's the joke #15 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Nah I'm just saying the website is crap if it has so many regular options
#1887 - I don't like tangfastics. I like flumps. [+] (2 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1937 - epicextreme (08/19/2015) [-] so you agree that tangfastics should be discontinued? #1940 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Sure
#1875 - That's why I'm the second child. My mother tried harder on her… [+] (2 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	+1
#2052 - geminiousofohara (08/27/2015) [-] roast beef aside you look like youd be a cool friend #2053 - springfap (08/31/2015) [-] Yum. Beef
#1874 - /user/iliekmennow go check that out	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1873 - but a background character. my hair isnt crazy enough to be a … [+] (17 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1932 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] You'll never be special enough to be the main character. Maybe if you suffer some sort of horrible disfiguring accident, you could become the main antagonist for 1 story arc. #1933 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] #1934 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] #1935 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] No. #1936 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] #1939 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Work on your weak-ass roast game, son #1941 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Okay, uhh...you're ugly. I'm bad at insulting people. #1942 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Lik if u cri evrtim #1943 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] "like" #1944 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] That pussy is so cute and small I'm practically handing you a roast there. Do not fail me #1946 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Unlike the fucking cavernous wasteland that is your pussy, I'm sure. Did I do good senpai? #1950 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Senpai has noticed you, my child #1966 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Ah, well, guess that ends our fun. #1960 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Well, I tried anyway. I can't respond to your last comment. Unsure if FJ glitch or if respond limit. #1963 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] It's the response limit #1957 - letting (08/19/2015) [-] Yay! Does this mean I'm a roast master now? #1958 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-]
#1871 - It was unbearable pain but it was worth it for the rockin tits	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1870 - douche. i like flumps. Flumps are a haribo product. good luck … [+] (4 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1886 - epicextreme (08/19/2015) [-] Haribos fuckin suck they can do that themselves with there mild ass tangfastics you're weak, your bloodline is weak. What the hell are the people in the tangfastic advert squirming about? its literally a normal haribo with a rouph texture you pleb #1887 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] I don't like tangfastics. I like flumps. #1937 - epicextreme (08/19/2015) [-] so you agree that tangfastics should be discontinued? #1940 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] Sure
#1869 - I have a job	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1868 - I would love that	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1867 - it's a chocolate marshmallow, brah	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1866 - longer than your dick by a long way [+] (1 new reply)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#1988 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] my penis is exactly 7,54 inch and iam not even lying.so what..
#662 - I am literally speaking English, you American ****** . F…	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#658 - dude it's a roast, you don't say sorry. It's meant to be assum… [+] (2 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#660 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] I have literally no idea what that is. Did all the semen give you a stroke? English, please #662 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] I am literally speaking English, you American fucker. Flumps are long marshmallows, in fact, that think I'm eating is a chocolate covered flump
#655 - also you do realize I used to make porn on here, yeah? I've to… [+] (4 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	+1
#656 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] Well I try to abstain from STD's, so I understand why you've never held mine. But no, I didn't know that. That one may have been a little mean, I'm soooorry D: #658 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] dude it's a roast, you don't say sorry. It's meant to be assumed you're being mean in good fun. Also flumps are pretty phallic. they're my favourite sweet. can I have flumps? #660 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] I have literally no idea what that is. Did all the semen give you a stroke? English, please #662 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] I am literally speaking English, you American fucker. Flumps are long marshmallows, in fact, that think I'm eating is a chocolate covered flump
#652 - But I already prepared sausage for dinner... [+] (6 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#654 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] Well that was silly of you, now you can't eat. Well...maybe if you don't hold it in your hand, you'll be alright #655 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] also you do realize I used to make porn on here, yeah? I've touched ots of penises. none of them were your's though #656 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] Well I try to abstain from STD's, so I understand why you've never held mine. But no, I didn't know that. That one may have been a little mean, I'm soooorry D: #658 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] dude it's a roast, you don't say sorry. It's meant to be assumed you're being mean in good fun. Also flumps are pretty phallic. they're my favourite sweet. can I have flumps? #660 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] I have literally no idea what that is. Did all the semen give you a stroke? English, please #662 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] I am literally speaking English, you American fucker. Flumps are long marshmallows, in fact, that think I'm eating is a chocolate covered flump
#644 - 100% roasted. what about bananas? I need my potassium and they… [+] (8 new replies)	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#649 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] I'm afraid so, you've used up your quota of phallic time :/ #652 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] But I already prepared sausage for dinner... #654 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] Well that was silly of you, now you can't eat. Well...maybe if you don't hold it in your hand, you'll be alright #655 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] also you do realize I used to make porn on here, yeah? I've touched ots of penises. none of them were your's though #656 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] Well I try to abstain from STD's, so I understand why you've never held mine. But no, I didn't know that. That one may have been a little mean, I'm soooorry D: #658 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] dude it's a roast, you don't say sorry. It's meant to be assumed you're being mean in good fun. Also flumps are pretty phallic. they're my favourite sweet. can I have flumps? #660 - psychologyxplain (08/19/2015) [-] I have literally no idea what that is. Did all the semen give you a stroke? English, please #662 - springfap (08/19/2015) [-] I am literally speaking English, you American fucker. Flumps are long marshmallows, in fact, that think I'm eating is a chocolate covered flump
#621 - have you ever made a mii on the wii and had to separate the ey…	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	0
#618 - you look like something hiding in a crappy fnaf clone	08/19/2015 on FJ's Roast me	+1

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#34 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

#76 to #34 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Jeez ok fine it was just an idea. I just liked talking to you so I thought you'd like to do it on a better platform?

#77 to #76 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Apologies... instant messaging is so... I don't like it!
Forgive me!

#78 to #77 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Then PM me your skype? Skype is a lot better than the instant messanger

#79 to #78 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

I mean in general!
Skype is instant isn't it?

#80 to #79 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

wow you're a strange person

#81 to #80 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

No I'm not!
You're strange!

#82 to #81 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Well how do you like messaging people? I don't like doing it like this. The mods can see these messages. SHOO, MODS!

#84 to #82 - presidentmoose (12/01/2015) [-]

thirsty ass negro

#85 to #84 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-]

who are you?

#86 to #85 - presidentmoose (12/01/2015) [-]

just lurkin

#56 to #34 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

ayyy bby

#57 to #56 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

I'm not a baby!

#58 to #57 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

2 cute

#59 to #58 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

You're walking into dangerous territory saying things like that!
You're becoming just like the others!

#60 to #59 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

All part of my master pan to make you fall in love with me

#61 to #60 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Love is so trivial, unnecessary, and too confusing for me to understand...
my "love" has been given to so many it's borderline worthless... you're just crazy!

#62 to #61 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

It's nice to love everyone. Unless you're loving everyone physically. then you probably have crabs

#63 to #62 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

That'll never happen...

#64 to #63 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Oh come on. Who doesn't love a basement dweller that posts anime on stranger's walls? I just assume you're a basement dweller since 9/10 people are and I'm the 1/10 that isnt

#65 to #64 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Many many people love me!
It's horrible!

#66 to #65 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Are you a girl and are the people that love you on funnyjunk? if both or even just one of those is yes, I found your reason why

#67 to #66 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

No and more than half of them yes!

#68 to #67 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Are you at least an attractive guy?

#69 to #68 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Isn't that open to interpretation?
I'm not overweight at all... and I'm fairly short...
so that's good I think...

#70 to #69 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Pics would help. I can rate you and then you will know why youre loved

#71 to #70 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

No!
Pictures of me on the internet? are you crazy?!

You'll need to gain my trust first... even then it will be a tiresome road!

#72 to #71 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

ok... do you have skype? It's easier to talk when I'm on skype

#73 to #72 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Maybe!
Make me!

#74 to #73 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Well ok. accept my friends request at least?

#75 to #74 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

What's the point?!

#35 to #34 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

#36 to #35 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Hello!

#37 to #36 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

#38 to #37 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Bit of a slow one huh...?

#39 to #38 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I was in the shower/eating food/spending time with my friends

#40 to #39 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

What made you respond two hours ago?

#41 to #40 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

/shrug

#42 to #41 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

So what you're trying to say is that I'm not important to you...?

also why can't I post pictures... what is this evil hex you've put on me?!

#43 to #42 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I cant post pictures either. Also I don't think I know you but hi

#44 to #43 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Oh but I know you~

#45 to #44 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

Oh I'm worried. Who are you then, friend?

#46 to #45 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Do you believe everything you hear?

#47 to #46 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

People wouldn't come on the internet and lie. It's illegal

#48 to #47 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

I have this dumb undying need to mess with people... and lying is a big part of this horrible curse of mine...

I was rolled somewhere and looked around the comments only to find you!
Posting Catherine I think?
Unsure, maybe it was someone else.

#49 to #48 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I don't know anyone called Catherine but hi there mister or missus. you didnt mess with me. you gave up too soon

#51 to #49 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Apart from whoever it was posting Catherin, I think I just found your name comical.

#50 to #49 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Correct...
I've failed again...

static.trueachievements.com/customimages/023032.jpg
This girl.

#52 to #50 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

My funnyjunk name? I like it. I'm not even blonde

#53 to #52 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

I really enjoy the game that she originates...

That's besides the point!
We're here now...
together...
alone...

#54 to #53 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I'm off to bed. good night

#55 to #54 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

So sudden!
You must hate me!
Fine, goodbye!

#9 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

>Applejack
>Not Lyra

#10 to #9 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

>Lyra
>Not Doctor Whooves

#26 to #10 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Applejack is a ******* background character

Ponka a best.

#27 to #26 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Well at least your favourite isn't fluttershy. I feel a personal hatred towards that bitch. Which is also very neckbeardy of me... I promise, I have no beard on my neck. I have no beard at all

#28 to #27 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

You hate her because she ruined Discord.

#29 to #28 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

No I hated her before I even watched season 2. Before Discord was a character. I don't really care for discord one way or the other. They're both... fine I guess. Sometimes I feel he's written in just to kill time

#31 to #29 - discord (07/14/2015) [-]

The feeling is mutual.

#33 to #31 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Don't take it personal, totally the real discord from the show. I just never really get into the villains. and reformed villains just seem lazy to me

#30 to #29 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Y apple pone?

#32 to #30 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Because she gets less love than rarity... ******* RARITY! And I like to think she's a well rounded character. I donno. Why party horse?

#11 to #10 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Your taste in pones is awful everyone knows mint horse is best

#12 to #11 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

#13 to #12 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Prove to me apple is best horse.

#14 to #13 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

ok here's the official Hasbro calendar. made by Hasbro and approved by Lauren Faust herself and totally not made by me

#15 to #14 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

>Only thru March

>Its July

Your argument is invalid

#16 to #15 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

dude every month has a different pony. July is Rainbow Dash because she's my sisters favourite and July is her birth month. Here's one you'll probably like

#17 to #16 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Every month is Lyra who is best pone

Your calendar is **** .

#18 to #17 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

I only have this picture of Lyra other than the one where she's in a group with Bonbon, dr whooves, derps , vinyl, and tavi that every brony has seen

#19 to #18 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Apple is **** .

#20 to #19 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Don't you come up on my page and **** on the things I love

#21 to #20 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

I came here to educate you

#23 to #21 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Education doesn't normally **** on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character

#22 to #21 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Education doesn't normally **** on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character

#24 to #22 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Lyra

Ponka

Derpy

#25 to #24 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

why is it every brony likes pinkie pie best from the main six. It's such a neckbeard-y thing...

#1 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

Just a heads up, you should probs change the profile description (to at least put a dot in the old username).
Although not working at the moment. Usually you can find users based off description.

ie: Searching tridaak

modteamsix
Location: FunnyJunk
description: Account of collaboration comic "Mod Team 6" Featuring these users /user/hektoroftroy /user/ marker /user/joshlol /user /tridaak

Anyways, best of luck!

#8 to #1 - springfap (07/07/2015) [-]

What do you mean? about me being iliekmennow? Uhh... I'm not really her. She's my sister. She told me to put it in for the ***** and gigs. She sorta... refuses to come on fj any more but she still likes steam requests so I put her steam name as my steam name (since I don't have steam) and she was like "omg say that youre me. that'd be funny"

#6 to #1 - Marker

ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]

yo what the **** is this

#7 to #6 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

#2 to #1 - joshlol (07/07/2015) [-]

why exactly were you searching her anyway?

#3 to #2 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

Wanted so see if they really did leave
Why are you here

#4 to #3 - joshlol (07/07/2015) [-]

because you mentioned me

#5 to #4 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

oh ****

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