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#322 - Bitch it's asda walmart or I mutony [+] (35 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	+1
#323 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Ahh, Wal-Mart, the place where you'd fit in perfectly and only a horse could fit in you perfectly. #325 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I WISH I could fit a horse cock. Unfortunately a whale dick hardly touches the sides now #327 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Are we talking blue or beluga? #329 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] both at the same time #330 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I'm a little impressed. Hit me up sometime, I've always wondered what vaginal spelunking is like. #332 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then ask your mom #333 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I already did my time in there. Besides, I'd prefer yours so I can take a blacklight and the semen can tell me where the exit it. #337 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] it'd be like a rave if you took a blacklight #410 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] #402 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] I mean, my statement's technically not wrong. All that aside, I have never had the privilege of sleeping with another FJer. Maybe because not that many people browse FJ around me, and that being on FJ after a while just makes you uncomfortable to be around. #406 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] I slept with my ex who introduced me to fj? Does that count as a fjer getting laid? #398 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Impressive, a FJer nearly got laid. #400 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] well... two funnyjunkers nearly got laid. I'm no number wiz but me plus some funnyjunk dude equals 2 #393 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Probably why there were all those trolls in NSFW, they realized "sex" wasn't in that skillset. #397 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Fun fact: I met a male not unattractive member of funnyjunk and was going to make a porno with him but i got a boyfriend before then because i dont know. relationships trump porn? #387 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >self-respect of my parents #392 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude my only skill is rolling with punches and not getting offended. I'm not some big words person #380 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Congratulations, you won another meaningless thing on the internet, your parents must be proud #382 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I lost the self respect of my parents when I was born, bro #376 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Oh. Well then. At this point I'm out of material. #378 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] So I win the roast beef? yes!!! #373 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] So I assume that's why you're not a lesbian. #374 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I'm bi #371 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Honestly, anyone on this site could probably treat you better than your father did. #372 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Nah fam my dad's pretty chill. He treats me better than my mum, that's for sure #365 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >implying neckbeards and white knights aren't mutually exclusive I'm sure those trolls were just being honest though. #369 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] nah neckbeards are more "I want you as my fuck doll White knights are like "bby ill treat you rite. gimme a chance. Add my skype" #359 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't like you pandering to a bunch of neckbeards either, though if I were your boyfriend I'd spend most of my time wondering why I'm not doing better. #362 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There were more white knights than neckbeards... White knights and trolls #349 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Because this thing won't let me reply anymore, I do believe I have seen those in the NSFW section. Nice rack. Hopefully that's not ALL you're good for. #355 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] you can't replay and you can't see my porn? Well that's great... I mean I suppose. I just hope you liked it. I got a lot of trolls trying to get me to leave. I mean... I did leave but that was because my boyfriend didn't like it and I've never really got back into it #343 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] That's sad. You take this well, good job. If you take dick just as well, I'm sure the entire site would love to have your phone number. #346 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow I used to be the most famous porn star on this site not half a year ago and already I'm forgotten cough #338 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] What with all the drugs you've probably smuggled in there. #340 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I stuffed a literal drug mule up there and I forgot to take it out. Some nights I hear it in distress
#319 - whatever, dude. just go look at me naked on that link.	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#317 - Is white castle... an American thing? I can't hear your pesent… [+] (37 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	+1
#321 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I'm going to estimate your financial situation from your backgrounds, it sounds like those crumpets and tea came from a Tesco branch that filed for bankruptcy. #322 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Bitch it's asda walmart or I mutony #323 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Ahh, Wal-Mart, the place where you'd fit in perfectly and only a horse could fit in you perfectly. #325 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I WISH I could fit a horse cock. Unfortunately a whale dick hardly touches the sides now #327 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Are we talking blue or beluga? #329 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] both at the same time #330 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I'm a little impressed. Hit me up sometime, I've always wondered what vaginal spelunking is like. #332 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then ask your mom #333 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I already did my time in there. Besides, I'd prefer yours so I can take a blacklight and the semen can tell me where the exit it. #337 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] it'd be like a rave if you took a blacklight #410 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] #402 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] I mean, my statement's technically not wrong. All that aside, I have never had the privilege of sleeping with another FJer. Maybe because not that many people browse FJ around me, and that being on FJ after a while just makes you uncomfortable to be around. #406 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] I slept with my ex who introduced me to fj? Does that count as a fjer getting laid? #398 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Impressive, a FJer nearly got laid. #400 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] well... two funnyjunkers nearly got laid. I'm no number wiz but me plus some funnyjunk dude equals 2 #393 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Probably why there were all those trolls in NSFW, they realized "sex" wasn't in that skillset. #397 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Fun fact: I met a male not unattractive member of funnyjunk and was going to make a porno with him but i got a boyfriend before then because i dont know. relationships trump porn? #387 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >self-respect of my parents #392 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude my only skill is rolling with punches and not getting offended. I'm not some big words person #380 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Congratulations, you won another meaningless thing on the internet, your parents must be proud #382 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I lost the self respect of my parents when I was born, bro #376 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Oh. Well then. At this point I'm out of material. #378 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] So I win the roast beef? yes!!! #373 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] So I assume that's why you're not a lesbian. #374 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I'm bi #371 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Honestly, anyone on this site could probably treat you better than your father did. #372 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Nah fam my dad's pretty chill. He treats me better than my mum, that's for sure #365 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >implying neckbeards and white knights aren't mutually exclusive I'm sure those trolls were just being honest though. #369 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] nah neckbeards are more "I want you as my fuck doll White knights are like "bby ill treat you rite. gimme a chance. Add my skype" #359 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't like you pandering to a bunch of neckbeards either, though if I were your boyfriend I'd spend most of my time wondering why I'm not doing better. #362 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There were more white knights than neckbeards... White knights and trolls #349 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Because this thing won't let me reply anymore, I do believe I have seen those in the NSFW section. Nice rack. Hopefully that's not ALL you're good for. #355 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] you can't replay and you can't see my porn? Well that's great... I mean I suppose. I just hope you liked it. I got a lot of trolls trying to get me to leave. I mean... I did leave but that was because my boyfriend didn't like it and I've never really got back into it #343 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] That's sad. You take this well, good job. If you take dick just as well, I'm sure the entire site would love to have your phone number. #346 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow I used to be the most famous porn star on this site not half a year ago and already I'm forgotten cough #338 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] What with all the drugs you've probably smuggled in there. #340 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I stuffed a literal drug mule up there and I forgot to take it out. Some nights I hear it in distress
#314 - cough cough [+] (2 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#316 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] you got some minerals marie , ill give you that roasts are for jokes, nothing wrong with still being a nice guy #319 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] whatever, dude. just go look at me naked on that link.
#310 - There you go. That's a proper roast. You know I post a picture… [+] (39 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	+1
#315 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I don't see why, you're not pretty enough for a white knights. You look more like a two-piece combo from White Castle. #317 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Is white castle... an American thing? I can't hear your pesentry over my tea and crumpets #321 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I'm going to estimate your financial situation from your backgrounds, it sounds like those crumpets and tea came from a Tesco branch that filed for bankruptcy. #322 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Bitch it's asda walmart or I mutony #323 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Ahh, Wal-Mart, the place where you'd fit in perfectly and only a horse could fit in you perfectly. #325 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I WISH I could fit a horse cock. Unfortunately a whale dick hardly touches the sides now #327 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Are we talking blue or beluga? #329 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] both at the same time #330 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I'm a little impressed. Hit me up sometime, I've always wondered what vaginal spelunking is like. #332 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then ask your mom #333 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I already did my time in there. Besides, I'd prefer yours so I can take a blacklight and the semen can tell me where the exit it. #337 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] it'd be like a rave if you took a blacklight #410 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] #402 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] I mean, my statement's technically not wrong. All that aside, I have never had the privilege of sleeping with another FJer. Maybe because not that many people browse FJ around me, and that being on FJ after a while just makes you uncomfortable to be around. #406 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] I slept with my ex who introduced me to fj? Does that count as a fjer getting laid? #398 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Impressive, a FJer nearly got laid. #400 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] well... two funnyjunkers nearly got laid. I'm no number wiz but me plus some funnyjunk dude equals 2 #393 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Probably why there were all those trolls in NSFW, they realized "sex" wasn't in that skillset. #397 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Fun fact: I met a male not unattractive member of funnyjunk and was going to make a porno with him but i got a boyfriend before then because i dont know. relationships trump porn? #387 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >self-respect of my parents #392 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude my only skill is rolling with punches and not getting offended. I'm not some big words person #380 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Congratulations, you won another meaningless thing on the internet, your parents must be proud #382 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I lost the self respect of my parents when I was born, bro #376 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Oh. Well then. At this point I'm out of material. #378 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] So I win the roast beef? yes!!! #373 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] So I assume that's why you're not a lesbian. #374 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I'm bi #371 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Honestly, anyone on this site could probably treat you better than your father did. #372 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Nah fam my dad's pretty chill. He treats me better than my mum, that's for sure #365 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >implying neckbeards and white knights aren't mutually exclusive I'm sure those trolls were just being honest though. #369 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] nah neckbeards are more "I want you as my fuck doll White knights are like "bby ill treat you rite. gimme a chance. Add my skype" #359 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't like you pandering to a bunch of neckbeards either, though if I were your boyfriend I'd spend most of my time wondering why I'm not doing better. #362 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There were more white knights than neckbeards... White knights and trolls #349 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Because this thing won't let me reply anymore, I do believe I have seen those in the NSFW section. Nice rack. Hopefully that's not ALL you're good for. #355 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] you can't replay and you can't see my porn? Well that's great... I mean I suppose. I just hope you liked it. I got a lot of trolls trying to get me to leave. I mean... I did leave but that was because my boyfriend didn't like it and I've never really got back into it #343 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] That's sad. You take this well, good job. If you take dick just as well, I'm sure the entire site would love to have your phone number. #346 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow I used to be the most famous porn star on this site not half a year ago and already I'm forgotten cough #338 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] What with all the drugs you've probably smuggled in there. #340 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I stuffed a literal drug mule up there and I forgot to take it out. Some nights I hear it in distress
#302 - my head is normal size. my camera just had to be really far aw… [+] (48 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	+1
#505 - satansferret (11/27/2015) [-] I bet your parents put that dream catcher up so you never leave your room. #537 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] I bought myself that because I suffer crippling nightmares #544 - satansferret (11/30/2015) [-] That sucks. Did it work? #546 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] no. its a bit of string around a wooden circle. of course it didnt word #547 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-] That's where you went wrong. it's supposed to be sinew from a child and feathers from a brooding eagle or hawk. Next time go all the way faggot. #548 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] kill yourself #549 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-] Lead the way, I bet that'll stop the nightmares #304 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Addams Family -- The failed Abortion #310 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There you go. That's a proper roast. You know I post a picture every roast thing and it's usually guys trying to roast me then saying "I don't mean it bby ur bootiful" and that is more aggravating than the roast would be #315 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I don't see why, you're not pretty enough for a white knights. You look more like a two-piece combo from White Castle. #317 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Is white castle... an American thing? I can't hear your pesentry over my tea and crumpets #321 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I'm going to estimate your financial situation from your backgrounds, it sounds like those crumpets and tea came from a Tesco branch that filed for bankruptcy. #322 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Bitch it's asda walmart or I mutony #323 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Ahh, Wal-Mart, the place where you'd fit in perfectly and only a horse could fit in you perfectly. #325 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I WISH I could fit a horse cock. Unfortunately a whale dick hardly touches the sides now #327 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Are we talking blue or beluga? #329 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] both at the same time #330 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I'm a little impressed. Hit me up sometime, I've always wondered what vaginal spelunking is like. #332 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then ask your mom #333 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I already did my time in there. Besides, I'd prefer yours so I can take a blacklight and the semen can tell me where the exit it. #337 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] it'd be like a rave if you took a blacklight #410 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] #402 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] I mean, my statement's technically not wrong. All that aside, I have never had the privilege of sleeping with another FJer. Maybe because not that many people browse FJ around me, and that being on FJ after a while just makes you uncomfortable to be around. #406 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] I slept with my ex who introduced me to fj? Does that count as a fjer getting laid? #398 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Impressive, a FJer nearly got laid. #400 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] well... two funnyjunkers nearly got laid. I'm no number wiz but me plus some funnyjunk dude equals 2 #393 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Probably why there were all those trolls in NSFW, they realized "sex" wasn't in that skillset. #397 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Fun fact: I met a male not unattractive member of funnyjunk and was going to make a porno with him but i got a boyfriend before then because i dont know. relationships trump porn? #387 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >self-respect of my parents #392 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude my only skill is rolling with punches and not getting offended. I'm not some big words person #380 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Congratulations, you won another meaningless thing on the internet, your parents must be proud #382 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I lost the self respect of my parents when I was born, bro #376 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Oh. Well then. At this point I'm out of material. #378 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] So I win the roast beef? yes!!! #373 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] So I assume that's why you're not a lesbian. #374 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I'm bi #371 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Honestly, anyone on this site could probably treat you better than your father did. #372 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Nah fam my dad's pretty chill. He treats me better than my mum, that's for sure #365 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >implying neckbeards and white knights aren't mutually exclusive I'm sure those trolls were just being honest though. #369 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] nah neckbeards are more "I want you as my fuck doll White knights are like "bby ill treat you rite. gimme a chance. Add my skype" #359 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't like you pandering to a bunch of neckbeards either, though if I were your boyfriend I'd spend most of my time wondering why I'm not doing better. #362 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There were more white knights than neckbeards... White knights and trolls #349 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Because this thing won't let me reply anymore, I do believe I have seen those in the NSFW section. Nice rack. Hopefully that's not ALL you're good for. #355 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] you can't replay and you can't see my porn? Well that's great... I mean I suppose. I just hope you liked it. I got a lot of trolls trying to get me to leave. I mean... I did leave but that was because my boyfriend didn't like it and I've never really got back into it #343 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] That's sad. You take this well, good job. If you take dick just as well, I'm sure the entire site would love to have your phone number. #346 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow I used to be the most famous porn star on this site not half a year ago and already I'm forgotten cough #338 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] What with all the drugs you've probably smuggled in there. #340 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I stuffed a literal drug mule up there and I forgot to take it out. Some nights I hear it in distress
#299 - dude don't white knight yourself [+] (4 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#305 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] ok fine, when you putting that NSFW up tho? #314 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow cough #316 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] you got some minerals marie , ill give you that roasts are for jokes, nothing wrong with still being a nice guy #319 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] whatever, dude. just go look at me naked on that link.
#291 - yeah I get that IRL. usually saying they'd **** me if I… [+] (16 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#356 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Not just one bag. You're what people call a triple bagger #358 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Like how the best icecream is tripple layered? Damn my puss must be fiiiine #360 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Its probably as fine as a pile of dead children #363 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Delicious. #368 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] *MisfitsFan used "roll picture"* MisfitsFan rolled image You sick fuck, kids aren't delicious young adults taste better #370 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Kids ARE delicious with ketchup #375 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Kids aren't seasoned with life enough to be good. The soul crushing realization that we're all going to die alone gives flesh an amazing flavor, a flavor that kids lack #377 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Then I would be the tastiest human to eat #384 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Bear Grylls would even struggle to eat you I'm sure this roast got out of hand quickly #385 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then Bear grylls can drink my piss roasts on me always get out of hand because i roll with the punches and never get offended #296 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] nah woman, your pretty, dont let people put you down , its was the only thing i could think of that rhymed with epic and was an insult #299 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] dude don't white knight yourself #305 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] ok fine, when you putting that NSFW up tho? #314 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow cough #316 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] you got some minerals marie , ill give you that roasts are for jokes, nothing wrong with still being a nice guy #319 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] whatever, dude. just go look at me naked on that link.
#290 - people love a strapping jawline for a swifter, pain free dick … [+] (50 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	+1
#298 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If your head is even big enough to fit a dick in. #302 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] my head is normal size. my camera just had to be really far away to fit all my tits in #505 - satansferret (11/27/2015) [-] I bet your parents put that dream catcher up so you never leave your room. #537 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] I bought myself that because I suffer crippling nightmares #544 - satansferret (11/30/2015) [-] That sucks. Did it work? #546 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] no. its a bit of string around a wooden circle. of course it didnt word #547 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-] That's where you went wrong. it's supposed to be sinew from a child and feathers from a brooding eagle or hawk. Next time go all the way faggot. #548 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] kill yourself #549 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-] Lead the way, I bet that'll stop the nightmares #304 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Addams Family -- The failed Abortion #310 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There you go. That's a proper roast. You know I post a picture every roast thing and it's usually guys trying to roast me then saying "I don't mean it bby ur bootiful" and that is more aggravating than the roast would be #315 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I don't see why, you're not pretty enough for a white knights. You look more like a two-piece combo from White Castle. #317 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Is white castle... an American thing? I can't hear your pesentry over my tea and crumpets #321 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I'm going to estimate your financial situation from your backgrounds, it sounds like those crumpets and tea came from a Tesco branch that filed for bankruptcy. #322 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Bitch it's asda walmart or I mutony #323 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Ahh, Wal-Mart, the place where you'd fit in perfectly and only a horse could fit in you perfectly. #325 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I WISH I could fit a horse cock. Unfortunately a whale dick hardly touches the sides now #327 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Are we talking blue or beluga? #329 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] both at the same time #330 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I'm a little impressed. Hit me up sometime, I've always wondered what vaginal spelunking is like. #332 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then ask your mom #333 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I already did my time in there. Besides, I'd prefer yours so I can take a blacklight and the semen can tell me where the exit it. #337 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] it'd be like a rave if you took a blacklight #410 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] #402 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] I mean, my statement's technically not wrong. All that aside, I have never had the privilege of sleeping with another FJer. Maybe because not that many people browse FJ around me, and that being on FJ after a while just makes you uncomfortable to be around. #406 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] I slept with my ex who introduced me to fj? Does that count as a fjer getting laid? #398 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Impressive, a FJer nearly got laid. #400 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] well... two funnyjunkers nearly got laid. I'm no number wiz but me plus some funnyjunk dude equals 2 #393 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Probably why there were all those trolls in NSFW, they realized "sex" wasn't in that skillset. #397 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Fun fact: I met a male not unattractive member of funnyjunk and was going to make a porno with him but i got a boyfriend before then because i dont know. relationships trump porn? #387 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >self-respect of my parents #392 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude my only skill is rolling with punches and not getting offended. I'm not some big words person #380 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Congratulations, you won another meaningless thing on the internet, your parents must be proud #382 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I lost the self respect of my parents when I was born, bro #376 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Oh. Well then. At this point I'm out of material. #378 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] So I win the roast beef? yes!!! #373 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] So I assume that's why you're not a lesbian. #374 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I'm bi #371 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Honestly, anyone on this site could probably treat you better than your father did. #372 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Nah fam my dad's pretty chill. He treats me better than my mum, that's for sure #365 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >implying neckbeards and white knights aren't mutually exclusive I'm sure those trolls were just being honest though. #369 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] nah neckbeards are more "I want you as my fuck doll White knights are like "bby ill treat you rite. gimme a chance. Add my skype" #359 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't like you pandering to a bunch of neckbeards either, though if I were your boyfriend I'd spend most of my time wondering why I'm not doing better. #362 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There were more white knights than neckbeards... White knights and trolls #349 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Because this thing won't let me reply anymore, I do believe I have seen those in the NSFW section. Nice rack. Hopefully that's not ALL you're good for. #355 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] you can't replay and you can't see my porn? Well that's great... I mean I suppose. I just hope you liked it. I got a lot of trolls trying to get me to leave. I mean... I did leave but that was because my boyfriend didn't like it and I've never really got back into it #343 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] That's sad. You take this well, good job. If you take dick just as well, I'm sure the entire site would love to have your phone number. #346 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow I used to be the most famous porn star on this site not half a year ago and already I'm forgotten cough #338 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] What with all the drugs you've probably smuggled in there. #340 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I stuffed a literal drug mule up there and I forgot to take it out. Some nights I hear it in distress
#278 - Bro. Salad cream or kill yourself	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#277 - get your dad to roast you wait you cant	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#276 - you look like incest. just straight up if the act of incest wa…	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#275 - me roast [+] (89 new replies)	11/26/2015 on Roastme	0
#523 - schneidend (11/27/2015) [-] It's good that you like Pokemon. That means you'll get it when I say you were clearly caught with a Nature that increases your Tits but lowers your Personality. #538 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] Ahh yes. There's tissue in my bra and my head #520 - deroderpderp (11/27/2015) [-] Your love for pokemon is probably as fake as your tits. #539 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] And your life outside of online is probably as fake as your m other's love for you #543 - deroderpderp (11/29/2015) [-] Well i was put up for adoption so you are correct #545 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] good #472 - Elk (11/27/2015) [-] Did you ever post in NSFW? Sorry if I'm confusing you with someone else. I'm not trying to be cutesie. It's a genuine question . You just look familiar. #541 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] Yes I did on my old channle, iliekmennow #448 - repostforlife (11/27/2015) [-] not really a roast, but more so wondering if you're excited for pokemon go #540 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] So excited #542 - repostforlife (11/29/2015) [-] I honestly kinda want to go to haunted places where I live to see if ghost types show or not. Would be funny if they do #415 - manholefreddy (11/27/2015) [-] Breasts say 26 but wallpapers say 12. #417 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] Nah man. Pokemon is like incest. Fun for the whole family #407 - mikepetru (11/27/2015) [-] You look like your face complains about your torso's privileged genetics #412 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] so youre just repeating what everyone else has started off with so far? That's cool. Not original but cool. Keep working at it, buddy #379 - guanyu (11/26/2015) [-] You look like a statutory rape PSA. #381 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] At least in rape I can feel another human #423 - guanyu (11/27/2015) [-] Oh, I got another one. You look like the Pillsbury Doughboy with a Benjamin Franklin wig. #424 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] Bro we both know that's a straight up lie. It's not a roast if it's not even insulting... and it isn't insulting if it's a straight up lie #288 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] tits = epic face = drastic #291 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] yeah I get that IRL. usually saying they'd fuck me if I wore a paper bag #356 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Not just one bag. You're what people call a triple bagger #358 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Like how the best icecream is tripple layered? Damn my puss must be fiiiine #360 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Its probably as fine as a pile of dead children #363 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Delicious. #368 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] *MisfitsFan used "roll picture"* MisfitsFan rolled image You sick fuck, kids aren't delicious young adults taste better #370 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Kids ARE delicious with ketchup #375 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Kids aren't seasoned with life enough to be good. The soul crushing realization that we're all going to die alone gives flesh an amazing flavor, a flavor that kids lack #377 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Then I would be the tastiest human to eat #384 - MisfitsFan (11/26/2015) [-] Bear Grylls would even struggle to eat you I'm sure this roast got out of hand quickly #385 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then Bear grylls can drink my piss roasts on me always get out of hand because i roll with the punches and never get offended #296 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] nah woman, your pretty, dont let people put you down , its was the only thing i could think of that rhymed with epic and was an insult #299 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] dude don't white knight yourself #305 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] ok fine, when you putting that NSFW up tho? #314 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow cough #316 - kaiserdjg (11/26/2015) [-] you got some minerals marie , ill give you that roasts are for jokes, nothing wrong with still being a nice guy #319 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] whatever, dude. just go look at me naked on that link. #287 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If only your jawline was as even as your head to chest ratio. #290 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] people love a strapping jawline for a swifter, pain free dick removal bite #298 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If your head is even big enough to fit a dick in. #302 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] my head is normal size. my camera just had to be really far away to fit all my tits in #505 - satansferret (11/27/2015) [-] I bet your parents put that dream catcher up so you never leave your room. #537 - springfap (11/29/2015) [-] I bought myself that because I suffer crippling nightmares #544 - satansferret (11/30/2015) [-] That sucks. Did it work? #546 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] no. its a bit of string around a wooden circle. of course it didnt word #547 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-] That's where you went wrong. it's supposed to be sinew from a child and feathers from a brooding eagle or hawk. Next time go all the way faggot. #548 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-] kill yourself #549 - satansferret (12/01/2015) [-] Lead the way, I bet that'll stop the nightmares #304 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Addams Family -- The failed Abortion #310 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There you go. That's a proper roast. You know I post a picture every roast thing and it's usually guys trying to roast me then saying "I don't mean it bby ur bootiful" and that is more aggravating than the roast would be #315 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I don't see why, you're not pretty enough for a white knights. You look more like a two-piece combo from White Castle. #317 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Is white castle... an American thing? I can't hear your pesentry over my tea and crumpets #321 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I'm going to estimate your financial situation from your backgrounds, it sounds like those crumpets and tea came from a Tesco branch that filed for bankruptcy. #322 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Bitch it's asda walmart or I mutony #323 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Ahh, Wal-Mart, the place where you'd fit in perfectly and only a horse could fit in you perfectly. #325 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I WISH I could fit a horse cock. Unfortunately a whale dick hardly touches the sides now #327 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Are we talking blue or beluga? #329 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] both at the same time #330 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I'm a little impressed. Hit me up sometime, I've always wondered what vaginal spelunking is like. #332 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] then ask your mom #333 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] I already did my time in there. Besides, I'd prefer yours so I can take a blacklight and the semen can tell me where the exit it. #337 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] it'd be like a rave if you took a blacklight #410 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] #402 - orobas (11/27/2015) [-] I mean, my statement's technically not wrong. All that aside, I have never had the privilege of sleeping with another FJer. Maybe because not that many people browse FJ around me, and that being on FJ after a while just makes you uncomfortable to be around. #406 - springfap (11/27/2015) [-] I slept with my ex who introduced me to fj? Does that count as a fjer getting laid? #398 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Impressive, a FJer nearly got laid. #400 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] well... two funnyjunkers nearly got laid. I'm no number wiz but me plus some funnyjunk dude equals 2 #393 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Probably why there were all those trolls in NSFW, they realized "sex" wasn't in that skillset. #397 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Fun fact: I met a male not unattractive member of funnyjunk and was going to make a porno with him but i got a boyfriend before then because i dont know. relationships trump porn? #387 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >self-respect of my parents #392 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude my only skill is rolling with punches and not getting offended. I'm not some big words person #380 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Congratulations, you won another meaningless thing on the internet, your parents must be proud #382 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I lost the self respect of my parents when I was born, bro #376 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Oh. Well then. At this point I'm out of material. #378 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] So I win the roast beef? yes!!! #373 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] So I assume that's why you're not a lesbian. #374 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] I'm bi #371 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Honestly, anyone on this site could probably treat you better than your father did. #372 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Nah fam my dad's pretty chill. He treats me better than my mum, that's for sure #365 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] >implying neckbeards and white knights aren't mutually exclusive I'm sure those trolls were just being honest though. #369 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] nah neckbeards are more "I want you as my fuck doll White knights are like "bby ill treat you rite. gimme a chance. Add my skype" #359 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't like you pandering to a bunch of neckbeards either, though if I were your boyfriend I'd spend most of my time wondering why I'm not doing better. #362 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] There were more white knights than neckbeards... White knights and trolls #349 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] Because this thing won't let me reply anymore, I do believe I have seen those in the NSFW section. Nice rack. Hopefully that's not ALL you're good for. #355 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] you can't replay and you can't see my porn? Well that's great... I mean I suppose. I just hope you liked it. I got a lot of trolls trying to get me to leave. I mean... I did leave but that was because my boyfriend didn't like it and I've never really got back into it #343 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] That's sad. You take this well, good job. If you take dick just as well, I'm sure the entire site would love to have your phone number. #346 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] cough /user/iliekmennow I used to be the most famous porn star on this site not half a year ago and already I'm forgotten cough #338 - orobas (11/26/2015) [-] What with all the drugs you've probably smuggled in there. #340 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] Dude I stuffed a literal drug mule up there and I forgot to take it out. Some nights I hear it in distress
#52 - who cares about 1 opinion on the internet. i dont need imagina…	11/26/2015 on Game Grumps Become Animes	0
#4 - Why does Ross look disturbingly genuine in that picture? Also … [+] (2 new replies)	11/21/2015 on Game Grumps Become Animes	-3
#18 - anon (11/21/2015) [-] Congrats on being edgy and havin a wrong opinion at the same time #52 - springfap (11/26/2015) [-] who cares about 1 opinion on the internet. i dont need imaginary thumbs to fuel my egoraptor
#93 - yes i love you too, markiplier	11/13/2015 on funnyjunk is leaking	0
#91 - I dont think im following you. I was just saying I know markip… [+] (2 new replies)	11/13/2015 on funnyjunk is leaking	0
#92 - Mozzak (11/13/2015) [-] Sorry mate I'm horribly intoxicated, we shall continue this discussion in the morning. Love you. #93 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] yes i love you too, markiplier
#88 - So? That guy isn't markiplier. He's some other guy hat uses yo… [+] (4 new replies)	11/13/2015 on funnyjunk is leaking	0
#89 - Mozzak (11/13/2015) [-] I'm not saying it's necessarily him, sorry. I was just assuming that he's the guy that recorded the video. Plus I think FJ appears once more during the video. #91 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] I dont think im following you. I was just saying I know markiplier also has a funnyjunk account #92 - Mozzak (11/13/2015) [-] Sorry mate I'm horribly intoxicated, we shall continue this discussion in the morning. Love you. #93 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] yes i love you too, markiplier
#74 - Picture	11/13/2015 on funnyjunk is leaking	0
#67 - Nah. Admin > Markiplier	11/12/2015 on funnyjunk is leaking	+1
#63 - I know markiplier also uses funnyjunk but I don't think anyone… [+] (10 new replies)	11/12/2015 on funnyjunk is leaking	0
#80 - Mozzak (11/13/2015) [-] But it's obviously recorded as "chillybilly" #88 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] So? That guy isn't markiplier. He's some other guy hat uses youtube to pay the rent #89 - Mozzak (11/13/2015) [-] I'm not saying it's necessarily him, sorry. I was just assuming that he's the guy that recorded the video. Plus I think FJ appears once more during the video. #91 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] I dont think im following you. I was just saying I know markiplier also has a funnyjunk account #92 - Mozzak (11/13/2015) [-] Sorry mate I'm horribly intoxicated, we shall continue this discussion in the morning. Love you. #93 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] yes i love you too, markiplier #73 - Tyranitar (11/13/2015) [-] Nice try, Mark, we all know that's you. #74 - springfap (11/13/2015) [-] #66 - theluppijackal (11/12/2015) [-] I bet it's admin. #67 - springfap (11/12/2015) [-] Nah. Admin > Markiplier
#936 - Picture	11/12/2015 on hey sluts, show me your face	+1
#224 - Nah, fam. It's the little mermaid	11/12/2015 on (untitled)	+1
#9 - Her dad turns her human so she can finally get the **** [+] (2 new replies)	11/11/2015 on (untitled)	+1
#42 - vocarius (11/11/2015) [-] Oh please till me this is Splice #224 - springfap (11/12/2015) [-] Nah, fam. It's the little mermaid
#87 - Undertale and pokemon... NO, FRISK! DON'T MURDER THE ANIMALS	11/11/2015 on Fusion	0

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#34 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

#76 to #34 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Jeez ok fine it was just an idea. I just liked talking to you so I thought you'd like to do it on a better platform?

#77 to #76 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Apologies... instant messaging is so... I don't like it!
Forgive me!

#78 to #77 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Then PM me your skype? Skype is a lot better than the instant messanger

#79 to #78 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

I mean in general!
Skype is instant isn't it?

#80 to #79 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

wow you're a strange person

#81 to #80 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

No I'm not!
You're strange!

#82 to #81 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Well how do you like messaging people? I don't like doing it like this. The mods can see these messages. SHOO, MODS!

#84 to #82 - presidentmoose (12/01/2015) [-]

thirsty ass negro

#85 to #84 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-]

who are you?

#86 to #85 - presidentmoose (12/01/2015) [-]

just lurkin

#56 to #34 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

ayyy bby

#57 to #56 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

I'm not a baby!

#58 to #57 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

2 cute

#59 to #58 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

You're walking into dangerous territory saying things like that!
You're becoming just like the others!

#60 to #59 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

All part of my master pan to make you fall in love with me

#61 to #60 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Love is so trivial, unnecessary, and too confusing for me to understand...
my "love" has been given to so many it's borderline worthless... you're just crazy!

#62 to #61 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

It's nice to love everyone. Unless you're loving everyone physically. then you probably have crabs

#63 to #62 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

That'll never happen...

#64 to #63 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Oh come on. Who doesn't love a basement dweller that posts anime on stranger's walls? I just assume you're a basement dweller since 9/10 people are and I'm the 1/10 that isnt

#65 to #64 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Many many people love me!
It's horrible!

#66 to #65 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Are you a girl and are the people that love you on funnyjunk? if both or even just one of those is yes, I found your reason why

#67 to #66 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

No and more than half of them yes!

#68 to #67 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Are you at least an attractive guy?

#69 to #68 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Isn't that open to interpretation?
I'm not overweight at all... and I'm fairly short...
so that's good I think...

#70 to #69 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Pics would help. I can rate you and then you will know why youre loved

#71 to #70 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

No!
Pictures of me on the internet? are you crazy?!

You'll need to gain my trust first... even then it will be a tiresome road!

#72 to #71 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

ok... do you have skype? It's easier to talk when I'm on skype

#73 to #72 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

Maybe!
Make me!

#74 to #73 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]

Well ok. accept my friends request at least?

#75 to #74 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]

What's the point?!

#35 to #34 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

#36 to #35 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Hello!

#37 to #36 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

#38 to #37 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Bit of a slow one huh...?

#39 to #38 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I was in the shower/eating food/spending time with my friends

#40 to #39 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

What made you respond two hours ago?

#41 to #40 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

/shrug

#42 to #41 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

So what you're trying to say is that I'm not important to you...?

also why can't I post pictures... what is this evil hex you've put on me?!

#43 to #42 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I cant post pictures either. Also I don't think I know you but hi

#44 to #43 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Oh but I know you~

#45 to #44 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

Oh I'm worried. Who are you then, friend?

#46 to #45 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Do you believe everything you hear?

#47 to #46 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

People wouldn't come on the internet and lie. It's illegal

#48 to #47 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

I have this dumb undying need to mess with people... and lying is a big part of this horrible curse of mine...

I was rolled somewhere and looked around the comments only to find you!
Posting Catherine I think?
Unsure, maybe it was someone else.

#49 to #48 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I don't know anyone called Catherine but hi there mister or missus. you didnt mess with me. you gave up too soon

#51 to #49 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Apart from whoever it was posting Catherin, I think I just found your name comical.

#50 to #49 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

Correct...
I've failed again...

static.trueachievements.com/customimages/023032.jpg
This girl.

#52 to #50 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

My funnyjunk name? I like it. I'm not even blonde

#53 to #52 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

I really enjoy the game that she originates...

That's besides the point!
We're here now...
together...
alone...

#54 to #53 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]

I'm off to bed. good night

#55 to #54 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]

So sudden!
You must hate me!
Fine, goodbye!

#9 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

>Applejack
>Not Lyra

#10 to #9 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

>Lyra
>Not Doctor Whooves

#26 to #10 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Applejack is a ******* background character

Ponka a best.

#27 to #26 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Well at least your favourite isn't fluttershy. I feel a personal hatred towards that bitch. Which is also very neckbeardy of me... I promise, I have no beard on my neck. I have no beard at all

#28 to #27 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

You hate her because she ruined Discord.

#29 to #28 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

No I hated her before I even watched season 2. Before Discord was a character. I don't really care for discord one way or the other. They're both... fine I guess. Sometimes I feel he's written in just to kill time

#31 to #29 - discord (07/14/2015) [-]

The feeling is mutual.

#33 to #31 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Don't take it personal, totally the real discord from the show. I just never really get into the villains. and reformed villains just seem lazy to me

#30 to #29 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Y apple pone?

#32 to #30 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Because she gets less love than rarity... ******* RARITY! And I like to think she's a well rounded character. I donno. Why party horse?

#11 to #10 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Your taste in pones is awful everyone knows mint horse is best

#12 to #11 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

#13 to #12 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Prove to me apple is best horse.

#14 to #13 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

ok here's the official Hasbro calendar. made by Hasbro and approved by Lauren Faust herself and totally not made by me

#15 to #14 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

>Only thru March

>Its July

Your argument is invalid

#16 to #15 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

dude every month has a different pony. July is Rainbow Dash because she's my sisters favourite and July is her birth month. Here's one you'll probably like

#17 to #16 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Every month is Lyra who is best pone

Your calendar is **** .

#18 to #17 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

I only have this picture of Lyra other than the one where she's in a group with Bonbon, dr whooves, derps , vinyl, and tavi that every brony has seen

#19 to #18 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Apple is **** .

#20 to #19 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Don't you come up on my page and **** on the things I love

#21 to #20 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

I came here to educate you

#23 to #21 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Education doesn't normally **** on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character

#22 to #21 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

Education doesn't normally **** on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character

#24 to #22 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]

Lyra

Ponka

Derpy

#25 to #24 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]

why is it every brony likes pinkie pie best from the main six. It's such a neckbeard-y thing...

#1 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

Just a heads up, you should probs change the profile description (to at least put a dot in the old username).
Although not working at the moment. Usually you can find users based off description.

ie: Searching tridaak

modteamsix
Location: FunnyJunk
description: Account of collaboration comic "Mod Team 6" Featuring these users /user/hektoroftroy /user/ marker /user/joshlol /user /tridaak

Anyways, best of luck!

#8 to #1 - springfap (07/07/2015) [-]

What do you mean? about me being iliekmennow? Uhh... I'm not really her. She's my sister. She told me to put it in for the ***** and gigs. She sorta... refuses to come on fj any more but she still likes steam requests so I put her steam name as my steam name (since I don't have steam) and she was like "omg say that youre me. that'd be funny"

#6 to #1 - Marker

ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]

yo what the **** is this

#7 to #6 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

#2 to #1 - joshlol (07/07/2015) [-]

why exactly were you searching her anyway?

#3 to #2 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

Wanted so see if they really did leave
Why are you here

#4 to #3 - joshlol (07/07/2015) [-]

because you mentioned me

#5 to #4 - tridaak

(07/07/2015) [-]

oh ****

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