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| Gender: | female |
| Age: | 18 |
| Steam Profile: | like A loser |
| Consoles Owned: | too many |
| Video Games Played: | too many |
| Interests: | a lot |
| Date Signed Up: | 7/02/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | England |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Comment Ranking: | #6410 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #2955 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #2864 |
| Content Thumbs: | 283 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 892 |
| Content Level Progress: | 0% (0/10) Level 22 Content: Peasant → Level 23 Content: Peasant |
| Comment Level Progress: | 40% (4/10) Level 168 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 169 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk |
| Subscribers: | 3 |
| Content Views: | 21745 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 11 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 359 |
| FJ Points: | 904 |
It's a beautiful day today. Birds are singing, the sun is shineing. On days like this, kids like you should be
BuRnInG iN hElL
BuRnInG iN hElL
latest user's comments
| #34 - I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though [+] (12 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +1 |
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| #29 - oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby [+] (16 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +1 |
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| #26 - Unless you have proof that you're not a toad, I don't believe you [+] (18 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +1 |
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| #24 - It'd be an ugly ******* baby. The odds of us both being… [+] (21 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +1 |
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| #22 - that's the ******** super power in the ******* w… [+] (23 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +1 |
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| #20 - Bro I love you. I had polyps and the removal of them got rid o… [+] (32 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +6 |
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anon (07/24/2015) [-] I had a polyp once...I've learned it while after huge infection and nose stuffed badly for 2 weeks, in the morning while I blew it something blocked it...from inside. I blew really hard and could not blow it out but finally blew out something that looked like an aborted fetus about 2cm long and some blood. After the most disgusting google search I've found out it was in fact a polyp. I suspected having one due to reguar sinus pain but never got around fixing this. As it turns out sometimes they can break off on their own. Fun fact: every time I drank beer my sinus/nasal cavity or whatever hurt really badly for a long time. So I basically gave up alcohol. I ate tons of sinus pain meds regurally (like 4 to 8 times a month). Now I'm pain free. Not once since the incident it hurt. I can finally get completely shitfaced again. Yay! It smells like everything else, nothing. Like when driving down the road and there's a skunk near by, my boyfriend will roll up the windows, pull his shirt over his nose, and complain about the smell but I don't even notice it because I can't smell. I just sit there like nothings wrong. With milk I always end up drinking it before it expires. Food I always only eat it fresh, never reheated(personal preference, I think the taste weakens when chilled then reheated). Smell does have a bit to do with taste I've heard. I can't really tell you if it does with me because I was born this way so I don't know any different. I will say I have to use a lot more salt than most people before I can taste it on food. I'm always getting yelled at at family things by my mom for it. | ||
| #6 - Picture | 07/23/2015 on Quick, there's only an hour... | 0 |
| #18 - I don't have a sense of smell. Should I panic? [+] (44 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies | +13 |
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dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-] Same here man. Kinda sucks, but it has its perks. Like farting around friends and watching them suffer. #136 -
dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-] lol nice, have you ever told anyone about it and they not believe you? #139 -
dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-] Dude same here all the time my friends are like, "Duke do you smell that man? Where is it coming from? Dude it stinks terrible... oh wait sorry man" #98 -
anon (07/24/2015) [-] I had a polyp once...I've learned it while after huge infection and nose stuffed badly for 2 weeks, in the morning while I blew it something blocked it...from inside. I blew really hard and could not blow it out but finally blew out something that looked like an aborted fetus about 2cm long and some blood. After the most disgusting google search I've found out it was in fact a polyp. I suspected having one due to reguar sinus pain but never got around fixing this. As it turns out sometimes they can break off on their own. Fun fact: every time I drank beer my sinus/nasal cavity or whatever hurt really badly for a long time. So I basically gave up alcohol. I ate tons of sinus pain meds regurally (like 4 to 8 times a month). Now I'm pain free. Not once since the incident it hurt. I can finally get completely shitfaced again. Yay! It smells like everything else, nothing. Like when driving down the road and there's a skunk near by, my boyfriend will roll up the windows, pull his shirt over his nose, and complain about the smell but I don't even notice it because I can't smell. I just sit there like nothings wrong. With milk I always end up drinking it before it expires. Food I always only eat it fresh, never reheated(personal preference, I think the taste weakens when chilled then reheated). Smell does have a bit to do with taste I've heard. I can't really tell you if it does with me because I was born this way so I don't know any different. I will say I have to use a lot more salt than most people before I can taste it on food. I'm always getting yelled at at family things by my mom for it. | ||
| #74 - It makes me sad to think there are people that don't see colou… | 07/23/2015 on What was expected | +3 |
| #71 - It's dark blue and green in his hair and the logo is light pur… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on What was expected | +2 |
| I knew the shades were off but couldn't tell if it was blue or purple. I really only even know the fj logo is purple because people say it is | ||
| #1583 - Bro it's too small. I can't find it | 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... | 0 |
| #1580 - **springfap rolled user skfdkfkehdgurdk ** I hate you [+] (3 new replies) | 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... | 0 |
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| #95 - I was watching with baited breath waiting for the egg to smash… | 07/23/2015 on How to make burgers | 0 |
| #23 - I don't live in the US but I've been travelling abroad so $100 | 07/22/2015 on The Naughty List? | 0 |
| #15 - It only has an hour left and it wont make it with 17 thumbs | 07/21/2015 on Cute Girls Comp #1 | 0 |
| #23 - I expected every second of that. Git gud | 07/21/2015 on Steven Universe Bizarre match | 0 |
| #14 - No, Anon! you know not what you are doing! | 07/21/2015 on tight | +8 |
| #2 - Get a phone and call someone who cares | 07/20/2015 on Epic 4chan me mes | -1 |
| #21 - ditto can transform into anything it's seen in person. if you … | 07/20/2015 on Pokemon Shaming | +1 |
| #45 - White/green master race | 07/20/2015 on Just did this | 0 |
| #39 - Eww gross | 07/20/2015 on The bone cleaning process | 0 |
| #51 - you'd think but it's a legitimate career path so I guess not | 07/20/2015 on Go into peoples houses and... | +1 |
| #14 - usually, they hire women to work on straight or bisexual guys … | 07/20/2015 on Go into peoples houses and... | +4 |
| #12 - the person that jerks guys off to make them hard before the pe… [+] (5 new replies) | 07/20/2015 on Go into peoples houses and... | +16 |
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| #3 - what colour thing? [+] (1 new reply) | 07/17/2015 on So, there's a new colour... | +1 |
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Apologies... instant messaging is so... I don't like it!
Forgive me!
Forgive me!
You're walking into dangerous territory saying things like that!
You're becoming just like the others!
You're becoming just like the others!
#61 to #60
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mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-] Love is so trivial, unnecessary, and too confusing for me to understand...
my "love" has been given to so many it's borderline worthless... you're just crazy!
my "love" has been given to so many it's borderline worthless... you're just crazy!
No!
Pictures of me on the internet? are you crazy?!
You'll need to gain my trust first... even then it will be a tiresome road!
Pictures of me on the internet? are you crazy?!
You'll need to gain my trust first... even then it will be a tiresome road!
So what you're trying to say is that I'm not important to you...?
also why can't I post pictures... what is this evil hex you've put on me?!
also why can't I post pictures... what is this evil hex you've put on me?!
I have this dumb undying need to mess with people... and lying is a big part of this horrible curse of mine...
I was rolled somewhere and looked around the comments only to find you!
Posting Catherine I think?
Unsure, maybe it was someone else.
I was rolled somewhere and looked around the comments only to find you!
Posting Catherine I think?
Unsure, maybe it was someone else.
Apart from whoever it was posting Catherin, I think I just found your name comical.
I really enjoy the game that she originates...
That's besides the point!
We're here now...
together...
alone...
That's besides the point!
We're here now...
together...
alone...
(07/07/2015) [-] Just a heads up, you should probs change the profile description (to at least put a dot in the old username).
Although not working at the moment. Usually you can find users based off description.
ie: Searching tridaak
modteamsix
Location: FunnyJunk
description: Account of collaboration comic "Mod Team 6" Featuring these users /user/hektoroftroy /user/ marker /user/joshlol /user /tridaak
Anyways, best of luck!
Although not working at the moment. Usually you can find users based off description.
ie: Searching tridaak
modteamsix
Location: FunnyJunk
description: Account of collaboration comic "Mod Team 6" Featuring these users /user/hektoroftroy /user/ marker /user/joshlol /user /tridaak
Anyways, best of luck!
What do you mean? about me being iliekmennow? Uhh... I'm not really her. She's my sister. She told me to put it in for the ***** and gigs. She sorta... refuses to come on fj any more but she still likes steam requests so I put her steam name as my steam name (since I don't have steam) and she was like "omg say that youre me. that'd be funny"
