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#34 - I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though  [+] (12 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +1
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#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
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#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
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#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
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#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
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#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
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#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
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#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
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#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
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#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
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#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#29 - oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby  [+] (16 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +1
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#50 - justabarofmustard (07/23/2015) [-]
Canada has Walmart too
#33 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm not fat
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#34 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though
User avatar
#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
User avatar
#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
User avatar
#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
User avatar
#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
User avatar
#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
User avatar
#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
User avatar
#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
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#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
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#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
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#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#32 - beowzuzeezu (07/23/2015) [-]
Ha
#26 - Unless you have proof that you're not a toad, I don't believe you  [+] (18 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +1
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#28 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Give me a few hours, I'm running to walmart.
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#29 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby
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#50 - justabarofmustard (07/23/2015) [-]
Canada has Walmart too
#33 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm not fat
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#34 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though
User avatar
#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
User avatar
#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
User avatar
#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
User avatar
#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
User avatar
#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
User avatar
#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
User avatar
#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
User avatar
#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
User avatar
#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
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#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#32 - beowzuzeezu (07/23/2015) [-]
Ha
#24 - It'd be an ugly ******* baby. The odds of us both being…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +1
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#25 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I look that bad...
#27 - baconator has deleted their comment.
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#26 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Unless you have proof that you're not a toad, I don't believe you
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#28 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Give me a few hours, I'm running to walmart.
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#29 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby
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#50 - justabarofmustard (07/23/2015) [-]
Canada has Walmart too
#33 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm not fat
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#34 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though
User avatar
#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
User avatar
#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
User avatar
#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
User avatar
#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
User avatar
#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
User avatar
#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
User avatar
#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
User avatar
#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
User avatar
#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
User avatar
#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#32 - beowzuzeezu (07/23/2015) [-]
Ha
#22 - that's the ******** super power in the ******* w…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +1
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#23 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah man, it like the best for detective shit.

"Dude, I think our perp farted at the murder scene. I'm going to follow the scent."
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#24 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It'd be an ugly fucking baby. The odds of us both being attractive enough to make a baby that wont need to live in the sewers are slim to none
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#25 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I look that bad...
#27 - baconator has deleted their comment.
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#26 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Unless you have proof that you're not a toad, I don't believe you
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#28 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Give me a few hours, I'm running to walmart.
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#29 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby
User avatar
#50 - justabarofmustard (07/23/2015) [-]
Canada has Walmart too
#33 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm not fat
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#34 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though
User avatar
#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
User avatar
#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
User avatar
#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
User avatar
#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
User avatar
#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
User avatar
#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
User avatar
#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
User avatar
#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
User avatar
#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
User avatar
#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#32 - beowzuzeezu (07/23/2015) [-]
Ha
#20 - Bro I love you. I had polyps and the removal of them got rid o…  [+] (32 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +6
#98 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
I had a polyp once...I've learned it while after huge infection and nose stuffed badly for 2 weeks, in the morning while I blew it something blocked it...from inside. I blew really hard and could not blow it out but finally blew out something that looked like an aborted fetus about 2cm long and some blood. After the most disgusting google search I've found out it was in fact a polyp. I suspected having one due to reguar sinus pain but never got around fixing this. As it turns out sometimes they can break off on their own.

Fun fact: every time I drank beer my sinus/nasal cavity or whatever hurt really badly for a long time. So I basically gave up alcohol. I ate tons of sinus pain meds regurally (like 4 to 8 times a month). Now I'm pain free. Not once since the incident it hurt. I can finally get completely shitfaced again. Yay!
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#21 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I was born with out a sense of smell. Do you think if we had babies our two negatives will make a positive and have a super smelling baby?
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#47 - zight (07/23/2015) [-]
so like, when youre near a "repulsive smell" whats it like
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#48 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
It smells like everything else, nothing. Like when driving down the road and there's a skunk near by, my boyfriend will roll up the windows, pull his shirt over his nose, and complain about the smell but I don't even notice it because I can't smell. I just sit there like nothings wrong.
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#57 - zight (07/23/2015) [-]
I was about to ask how do you have favorite foods if you cant taste. then i remembered this is about smell.

how do you judge damaged food? like milk starting to go bad? you taste? theres so many questions. dont even bother paying attention to what i say lol
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#64 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
With milk I always end up drinking it before it expires. Food I always only eat it fresh, never reheated(personal preference, I think the taste weakens when chilled then reheated).

Smell does have a bit to do with taste I've heard. I can't really tell you if it does with me because I was born this way so I don't know any different. I will say I have to use a lot more salt than most people before I can taste it on food. I'm always getting yelled at at family things by my mom for it.
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#67 - zight (07/24/2015) [-]
oh dude, my mom cant seem to taste salt as much, i think you two would agree on each others salt to food ratio. i always know if it was her that cooked depending on if its salty ot not
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#69 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah I just pour that shit on.
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#22 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
that's the shittest super power in the fucking world.

I hope so
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#23 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah man, it like the best for detective shit.

"Dude, I think our perp farted at the murder scene. I'm going to follow the scent."
User avatar
#24 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It'd be an ugly fucking baby. The odds of us both being attractive enough to make a baby that wont need to live in the sewers are slim to none
User avatar
#25 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I look that bad...
#27 - baconator has deleted their comment.
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#26 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Unless you have proof that you're not a toad, I don't believe you
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#28 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Give me a few hours, I'm running to walmart.
User avatar
#29 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby
User avatar
#50 - justabarofmustard (07/23/2015) [-]
Canada has Walmart too
#33 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm not fat
User avatar
#34 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though
User avatar
#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
User avatar
#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
User avatar
#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
User avatar
#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
User avatar
#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
User avatar
#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
User avatar
#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
User avatar
#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
User avatar
#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
User avatar
#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#32 - beowzuzeezu (07/23/2015) [-]
Ha
#6 - Picture 07/23/2015 on Quick, there's only an hour... 0
#18 - I don't have a sense of smell. Should I panic?  [+] (44 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Floor licking intensifies +13
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#19 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yay! I finally met someone else like me!
#92 - dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-]
Holy shit, there are other anosmic people here on FunnyJunk?
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#121 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah! That's two people I know now!
#129 - dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-]
So you were born without it too?
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#133 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
As far as I'm aware, yes. I don't ever remember smelling things as a kid.
#134 - dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-]
Same here man. Kinda sucks, but it has its perks. Like farting around friends and watching them suffer.
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#135 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
Lol yeah, I would always fart in long car rides and make everyone complain.
#136 - dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-]
lol nice, have you ever told anyone about it and they not believe you?
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#138 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
Lol all the time. Sometimes my own family will forget I can't smell as well.
#139 - dukeexeter (07/24/2015) [-]
Dude same here all the time my friends are like, "Duke do you smell that man? Where is it coming from? Dude it stinks terrible... oh wait sorry man"
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#141 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
Lol yeah, and I always need someone at work to smell things for me if there's a foreign chemical.
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#20 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Bro I love you. I had polyps and the removal of them got rid of my smell. Bro
Bro
Dude
Bro
Les get married
#98 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
I had a polyp once...I've learned it while after huge infection and nose stuffed badly for 2 weeks, in the morning while I blew it something blocked it...from inside. I blew really hard and could not blow it out but finally blew out something that looked like an aborted fetus about 2cm long and some blood. After the most disgusting google search I've found out it was in fact a polyp. I suspected having one due to reguar sinus pain but never got around fixing this. As it turns out sometimes they can break off on their own.

Fun fact: every time I drank beer my sinus/nasal cavity or whatever hurt really badly for a long time. So I basically gave up alcohol. I ate tons of sinus pain meds regurally (like 4 to 8 times a month). Now I'm pain free. Not once since the incident it hurt. I can finally get completely shitfaced again. Yay!
User avatar
#21 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I was born with out a sense of smell. Do you think if we had babies our two negatives will make a positive and have a super smelling baby?
User avatar
#47 - zight (07/23/2015) [-]
so like, when youre near a "repulsive smell" whats it like
User avatar
#48 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
It smells like everything else, nothing. Like when driving down the road and there's a skunk near by, my boyfriend will roll up the windows, pull his shirt over his nose, and complain about the smell but I don't even notice it because I can't smell. I just sit there like nothings wrong.
User avatar
#57 - zight (07/23/2015) [-]
I was about to ask how do you have favorite foods if you cant taste. then i remembered this is about smell.

how do you judge damaged food? like milk starting to go bad? you taste? theres so many questions. dont even bother paying attention to what i say lol
User avatar
#64 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
With milk I always end up drinking it before it expires. Food I always only eat it fresh, never reheated(personal preference, I think the taste weakens when chilled then reheated).

Smell does have a bit to do with taste I've heard. I can't really tell you if it does with me because I was born this way so I don't know any different. I will say I have to use a lot more salt than most people before I can taste it on food. I'm always getting yelled at at family things by my mom for it.
User avatar
#67 - zight (07/24/2015) [-]
oh dude, my mom cant seem to taste salt as much, i think you two would agree on each others salt to food ratio. i always know if it was her that cooked depending on if its salty ot not
User avatar
#69 - baconator (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah I just pour that shit on.
User avatar
#22 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
that's the shittest super power in the fucking world.

I hope so
User avatar
#23 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah man, it like the best for detective shit.

"Dude, I think our perp farted at the murder scene. I'm going to follow the scent."
User avatar
#24 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It'd be an ugly fucking baby. The odds of us both being attractive enough to make a baby that wont need to live in the sewers are slim to none
User avatar
#25 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't think I look that bad...
#27 - baconator has deleted their comment.
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#26 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Unless you have proof that you're not a toad, I don't believe you
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#28 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Give me a few hours, I'm running to walmart.
User avatar
#29 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
oh you're an amerifag? darn. i didn't want a fat baby
User avatar
#50 - justabarofmustard (07/23/2015) [-]
Canada has Walmart too
#33 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm not fat
User avatar
#34 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm sarry bby. you have dumb hair though
User avatar
#35 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
I just need a shower. It's my day off so I'm being super fucking lazy.
User avatar
#36 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
so lazy
User avatar
#37 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Yeah... I also need to shave...

Anyways the babies wouldn't be ugly.
User avatar
#38 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
they'd be SUPER UGLY
User avatar
#39 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Ouch...

What ever, I don't need you anyways. I already have a boyfriend.
#40 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh wait I need to show you me so then you can say the babies will be ugly too trying too hard
#77 - intrepidy (07/24/2015) [-]
Is this picture one of the FJ NSFW girls?
User avatar
#140 - springfap (07/24/2015) [-]
no *nervous sweating* that is seriously me. I'm an ex nsfw girl
User avatar
#43 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Uhoh we reached the max replies. And a male and female gay couple sounds....interesting.
User avatar
#44 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It sounds gay
User avatar
#41 - baconator (07/23/2015) [-]
Nah they wouldn't come out ugly. But we would need to use a Canadian watergun to make them.
I'm gay
User avatar
#42 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
I'm gay too
#32 - beowzuzeezu (07/23/2015) [-]
Ha
#74 - It makes me sad to think there are people that don't see colou… 07/23/2015 on What was expected +3
#71 - It's dark blue and green in his hair and the logo is light pur…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2015 on What was expected +2
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#73 - iflirtwithanyone (07/23/2015) [-]
I knew the shades were off but couldn't tell if it was blue or purple. I really only even know the fj logo is purple because people say it is
#74 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
It makes me sad to think there are people that don't see colours the same way I see colours.
#1583 - Bro it's too small. I can't find it 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... 0
#1580 - **springfap rolled user skfdkfkehdgurdk ** I hate you  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Roll a moderator, get a... 0
#1582 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (07/23/2015) [-]
suck my dick
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#1585 - joshlol (07/23/2015) [-]
nice
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#1583 - springfap (07/23/2015) [-]
Bro it's too small. I can't find it
#95 - I was watching with baited breath waiting for the egg to smash… 07/23/2015 on How to make burgers 0
#23 - I don't live in the US but I've been travelling abroad so $100 07/22/2015 on The Naughty List? 0
#15 - It only has an hour left and it wont make it with 17 thumbs 07/21/2015 on Cute Girls Comp #1 0
#23 - I expected every second of that. Git gud 07/21/2015 on Steven Universe Bizarre match 0
#14 - No, Anon! you know not what you are doing! 07/21/2015 on tight +8
#2 - Get a phone and call someone who cares 07/20/2015 on Epic 4chan me mes -1
#21 - ditto can transform into anything it's seen in person. if you … 07/20/2015 on Pokemon Shaming +1
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#39 - Eww gross 07/20/2015 on The bone cleaning process 0
#51 - you'd think but it's a legitimate career path so I guess not 07/20/2015 on Go into peoples houses and... +1
#14 - usually, they hire women to work on straight or bisexual guys … 07/20/2015 on Go into peoples houses and... +4
#12 - the person that jerks guys off to make them hard before the pe…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Go into peoples houses and... +16
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#28 - ryuggu (07/20/2015) [-]
can't they like do it themselves?
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#51 - springfap (07/20/2015) [-]
you'd think but it's a legitimate career path so I guess not
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#26 - nanako (07/20/2015) [-]
often involves oral too
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#13 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2015) [-]
That isn't such a bad role if you're gay.
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#14 - springfap (07/20/2015) [-]
usually, they hire women to work on straight or bisexual guys I wasn't the person that posted the picture. I just answered your question
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User avatar #76 to #34 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Jeez ok fine it was just an idea. I just liked talking to you so I thought you'd like to do it on a better platform?
User avatar #77 to #76 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
Apologies... instant messaging is so... I don't like it!
Forgive me!
User avatar #78 to #77 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Then PM me your skype? Skype is a lot better than the instant messanger
User avatar #79 to #78 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
I mean in general!
Skype is instant isn't it?
User avatar #80 to #79 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
wow you're a strange person
User avatar #81 to #80 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
No I'm not!
You're strange!
#82 to #81 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Well how do you like messaging people? I don't like doing it like this. The mods can see these messages. SHOO, MODS!
User avatar #84 to #82 - presidentmoose (12/01/2015) [-]
thirsty ass negro
User avatar #85 to #84 - springfap (12/01/2015) [-]
who are you?
User avatar #86 to #85 - presidentmoose (12/01/2015) [-]
just lurkin
User avatar #56 to #34 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
ayyy bby
#57 to #56 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
I'm not a baby!
#58 to #57 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
2 cute
2 cute
User avatar #59 to #58 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
You're walking into dangerous territory saying things like that!
You're becoming just like the others!
#60 to #59 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
All part of my master pan to make you fall in love with me
#61 to #60 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
Love is so trivial, unnecessary, and too confusing for me to understand...
my "love" has been given to so many it's borderline worthless... you're just crazy!
#62 to #61 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
It's nice to love everyone. Unless you're loving everyone physically. then you probably have crabs
#63 to #62 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
That'll never happen...
User avatar #64 to #63 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh come on. Who doesn't love a basement dweller that posts anime on stranger's walls? I just assume you're a basement dweller since 9/10 people are and I'm the 1/10 that isnt
#65 to #64 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
Many many people love me!
It's horrible!
#66 to #65 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Are you a girl and are the people that love you on funnyjunk? if both or even just one of those is yes, I found your reason why
#67 to #66 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
No and more than half of them yes!
User avatar #68 to #67 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Are you at least an attractive guy?
#69 to #68 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
Isn't that open to interpretation?
I'm not overweight at all... and I'm fairly short...
so that's good I think...
User avatar #70 to #69 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Pics would help. I can rate you and then you will know why youre loved
User avatar #71 to #70 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
No!
Pictures of me on the internet? are you crazy?!

You'll need to gain my trust first... even then it will be a tiresome road!
User avatar #72 to #71 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
ok... do you have skype? It's easier to talk when I'm on skype
User avatar #73 to #72 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
Maybe!
Make me!
User avatar #74 to #73 - springfap (07/29/2015) [-]
Well ok. accept my friends request at least?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mangioluingi (07/29/2015) [-]
What's the point?!
#38 to #37 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
Bit of a slow one huh...?
User avatar #39 to #38 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
I was in the shower/eating food/spending time with my friends
User avatar #40 to #39 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
What made you respond two hours ago?
User avatar #41 to #40 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
/shrug
User avatar #42 to #41 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
So what you're trying to say is that I'm not important to you...?

also why can't I post pictures... what is this evil hex you've put on me?!
User avatar #43 to #42 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
I cant post pictures either. Also I don't think I know you but hi
User avatar #44 to #43 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh but I know you~
User avatar #45 to #44 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh I'm worried. Who are you then, friend?
User avatar #46 to #45 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
Do you believe everything you hear?
User avatar #47 to #46 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
People wouldn't come on the internet and lie. It's illegal
User avatar #48 to #47 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
I have this dumb undying need to mess with people... and lying is a big part of this horrible curse of mine...

I was rolled somewhere and looked around the comments only to find you!
Posting Catherine I think?
Unsure, maybe it was someone else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
I don't know anyone called Catherine but hi there mister or missus. you didnt mess with me. you gave up too soon
User avatar #51 to #49 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
Apart from whoever it was posting Catherin, I think I just found your name comical.
User avatar #50 to #49 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
Correct...
I've failed again...

static.trueachievements.com/customimages/023032.jpg
This girl.
User avatar #52 to #50 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
My funnyjunk name? I like it. I'm not even blonde
User avatar #53 to #52 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
I really enjoy the game that she originates...

That's besides the point!
We're here now...
together...
alone...
User avatar #54 to #53 - springfap (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm off to bed. good night
User avatar #55 to #54 - mangioluingi (07/28/2015) [-]
So sudden!
You must hate me!
Fine, goodbye!
User avatar #9 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
>Applejack
>Not Lyra
User avatar #10 to #9 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
>Lyra
>Not Doctor Whooves
#26 to #10 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Applejack is a ******* background character

Ponka a best.
#27 to #26 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
Well at least your favourite isn't fluttershy. I feel a personal hatred towards that bitch. Which is also very neckbeardy of me... I promise, I have no beard on my neck. I have no beard at all
User avatar #28 to #27 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
You hate her because she ruined Discord.
#29 to #28 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
No I hated her before I even watched season 2. Before Discord was a character. I don't really care for discord one way or the other. They're both... fine I guess. Sometimes I feel he's written in just to kill time
#31 to #29 - discord (07/14/2015) [-]
The feeling is mutual.
User avatar #33 to #31 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
Don't take it personal, totally the real discord from the show. I just never really get into the villains. and reformed villains just seem lazy to me
User avatar #30 to #29 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Y apple pone?
User avatar #32 to #30 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
Because she gets less love than rarity... ******* RARITY! And I like to think she's a well rounded character. I donno. Why party horse?
User avatar #11 to #10 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Your taste in pones is awful everyone knows mint horse is best
User avatar #13 to #12 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Prove to me apple is best horse.
#14 to #13 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
ok here's the official Hasbro calendar. made by Hasbro and approved by Lauren Faust herself and totally not made by me
User avatar #15 to #14 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
>Only thru March

>Its July

Your argument is invalid
#16 to #15 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
dude every month has a different pony. July is Rainbow Dash because she's my sisters favourite and July is her birth month. Here's one you'll probably like
User avatar #17 to #16 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Every month is Lyra who is best pone

Your calendar is **** .
#18 to #17 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
I only have this picture of Lyra other than the one where she's in a group with Bonbon, dr whooves, derps , vinyl, and tavi that every brony has seen
User avatar #19 to #18 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Apple is **** .
#20 to #19 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
Don't you come up on my page and **** on the things I love
User avatar #21 to #20 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
I came here to educate you
#23 to #21 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
Education doesn't normally 			****		 on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character
Education doesn't normally **** on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character
#22 to #21 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
Education doesn't normally **** on everything I love. So who's your favourite main character
User avatar #24 to #22 - murrlogic (07/14/2015) [-]
Lyra

Ponka

Derpy
#25 to #24 - springfap (07/14/2015) [-]
why is it every brony likes pinkie pie best from the main six. It's such a neckbeard-y thing...
User avatar #1 - tridaak (07/07/2015) [-]
Just a heads up, you should probs change the profile description (to at least put a dot in the old username).
Although not working at the moment. Usually you can find users based off description.

ie: Searching tridaak

modteamsix
Location: FunnyJunk
description: Account of collaboration comic "Mod Team 6" Featuring these users /user/hektoroftroy /user/ marker /user/joshlol /user /tridaak



Anyways, best of luck!
User avatar #8 to #1 - springfap (07/07/2015) [-]
What do you mean? about me being iliekmennow? Uhh... I'm not really her. She's my sister. She told me to put it in for the ***** and gigs. She sorta... refuses to come on fj any more but she still likes steam requests so I put her steam name as my steam name (since I don't have steam) and she was like "omg say that youre me. that'd be funny"
User avatar #6 to #1 - Marker ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
yo what the **** is this
User avatar #2 to #1 - joshlol (07/07/2015) [-]
why exactly were you searching her anyway?
User avatar #3 to #2 - tridaak (07/07/2015) [-]
Wanted so see if they really did leave
Why are you here
User avatar #4 to #3 - joshlol (07/07/2015) [-]
because you mentioned me
User avatar #5 to #4 - tridaak (07/07/2015) [-]
oh ****
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