Jeez ok fine it was just an idea. I just liked talking to you so I thought you'd like to do it on a better platform?

Apologies... instant messaging is so... I don't like it!
Forgive me!

Then PM me your skype? Skype is a lot better than the instant messanger

I mean in general!
Skype is instant isn't it?

wow you're a strange person

No I'm not!
You're strange!

Well how do you like messaging people? I don't like doing it like this. The mods can see these messages. SHOO, MODS!

thirsty ass negro

who are you?

just lurkin

ayyy bby

I'm not a baby!

2 cute

You're walking into dangerous territory saying things like that!
You're becoming just like the others!

All part of my master pan to make you fall in love with me

It's nice to love everyone. Unless you're loving everyone physically. then you probably have crabs

That'll never happen...

Oh come on. Who doesn't love a basement dweller that posts anime on stranger's walls? I just assume you're a basement dweller since 9/10 people are and I'm the 1/10 that isnt

Many many people love me!
It's horrible!

Are you a girl and are the people that love you on funnyjunk? if both or even just one of those is yes, I found your reason why

No and more than half of them yes!

Are you at least an attractive guy?

Isn't that open to interpretation?
I'm not overweight at all... and I'm fairly short...
so that's good I think...

Pics would help. I can rate you and then you will know why youre loved

No!
Pictures of me on the internet? are you crazy?!

You'll need to gain my trust first... even then it will be a tiresome road!

ok... do you have skype? It's easier to talk when I'm on skype

Maybe!
Make me!

Well ok. accept my friends request at least?

What's the point?!

Hello!

Bit of a slow one huh...?

I was in the shower/eating food/spending time with my friends

What made you respond two hours ago?

/shrug

So what you're trying to say is that I'm not important to you...?

also why can't I post pictures... what is this evil hex you've put on me?!

I cant post pictures either. Also I don't think I know you but hi

Oh but I know you~

Oh I'm worried. Who are you then, friend?

Do you believe everything you hear?

People wouldn't come on the internet and lie. It's illegal

I have this dumb undying need to mess with people... and lying is a big part of this horrible curse of mine...

I was rolled somewhere and looked around the comments only to find you!
Posting Catherine I think?
Unsure, maybe it was someone else.

I don't know anyone called Catherine but hi there mister or missus. you didnt mess with me. you gave up too soon

Apart from whoever it was posting Catherin, I think I just found your name comical.

Correct...
I've failed again...

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This girl.

My funnyjunk name? I like it. I'm not even blonde

I really enjoy the game that she originates...

That's besides the point!
We're here now...
together...
alone...

I'm off to bed. good night