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#2045051 - well, i watched both and i must say i didnt like it but ah well :) 12/07/2012 on autism autism autism autism -2
#2031189 - yeh ill give it one more go tonight. what was the episode call…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on autism autism autism autism -2
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#2045051 - spottymelons (12/07/2012) [-]
well, i watched both and i must say i didnt like it but ah well :)
#2029818 - yes i did, flutter . i must confess it was NOT my thing at all…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2012 on autism autism autism autism -2
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#2031189 - spottymelons (12/06/2012) [-]
yeh ill give it one more go tonight. what was the episode called again (forgotten) and ill have another look
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#2045051 - spottymelons (12/07/2012) [-]
well, i watched both and i must say i didnt like it but ah well :)
#41283 - Chris Cornells solo stuff i always felt was better-Euphoria mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -2
User avatar #41375 - kaisakuenkou (12/03/2012) [-]
Better than Temple Of The Dog?
#41281 - Bad Brains <3 <3 <3 amazing band  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -2
User avatar #41284 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Yup, Listening to Pay to Cum right now:D
#41278 - haha fair enough guess its just personal tastes. i dont like m…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #41280 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Tons and tons out of every Genre. I´ll just list the first 10 that come to my Mind...Kreator, Aus-Rotten, B.Dolan, Deep Purple, Bad Brains, Matisyahu, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Vomitor, Hirax, Blasphemophager...I could keep going for half an hour, I guess:D
#41281 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
Bad Brains <3 <3 <3 amazing band
User avatar #41284 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Yup, Listening to Pay to Cum right now:D
#41275 - I hate half of it but Holy Wars, the title track, tornado of s…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #41277 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
I regulary listen to them, also to Endgame, cause there Songs are played very often in my favorite Pub. I haven´t even found a single song I liked.
#41278 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
haha fair enough guess its just personal tastes. i dont like most megadeht, but i loved the peace sells album and some of endgame. What other bands you like then dude
User avatar #41280 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Tons and tons out of every Genre. I´ll just list the first 10 that come to my Mind...Kreator, Aus-Rotten, B.Dolan, Deep Purple, Bad Brains, Matisyahu, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Vomitor, Hirax, Blasphemophager...I could keep going for half an hour, I guess:D
#41281 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
Bad Brains <3 <3 <3 amazing band
User avatar #41284 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Yup, Listening to Pay to Cum right now:D
#41274 - de la rocha RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
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#41271 - Yeah its overrated lol but arent all "classics"-rust…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
User avatar #41273 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
I seriously hate Rust in Peace, I don´t get, what´s so great about Megadeth
#41275 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
I hate half of it but Holy Wars, the title track, tornado of souls and Lucretia ruled. Peace sells was their best. lsiten to Endgame dude-might change your mind.
User avatar #41277 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
I regulary listen to them, also to Endgame, cause there Songs are played very often in my favorite Pub. I haven´t even found a single song I liked.
#41278 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
haha fair enough guess its just personal tastes. i dont like most megadeht, but i loved the peace sells album and some of endgame. What other bands you like then dude
User avatar #41280 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Tons and tons out of every Genre. I´ll just list the first 10 that come to my Mind...Kreator, Aus-Rotten, B.Dolan, Deep Purple, Bad Brains, Matisyahu, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Vomitor, Hirax, Blasphemophager...I could keep going for half an hour, I guess:D
#41281 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
Bad Brains <3 <3 <3 amazing band
User avatar #41284 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Yup, Listening to Pay to Cum right now:D
#41268 - yeah, i prefered Agent Orange or Persecution Mania or possibly…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/02/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -2
User avatar #41269 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Well, Tastes differ:D
I might be the only Sodom-Fan who didn´t love Agent Orange, I don´t even know why, but I think the Album is a bit overrated...still great,though
#41271 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah its overrated lol but arent all "classics"-rust in peace, reign in blood, master of puppets-all overrated but still amazing.
User avatar #41273 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
I seriously hate Rust in Peace, I don´t get, what´s so great about Megadeth
#41275 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
I hate half of it but Holy Wars, the title track, tornado of souls and Lucretia ruled. Peace sells was their best. lsiten to Endgame dude-might change your mind.
User avatar #41277 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
I regulary listen to them, also to Endgame, cause there Songs are played very often in my favorite Pub. I haven´t even found a single song I liked.
#41278 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
haha fair enough guess its just personal tastes. i dont like most megadeht, but i loved the peace sells album and some of endgame. What other bands you like then dude
User avatar #41280 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Tons and tons out of every Genre. I´ll just list the first 10 that come to my Mind...Kreator, Aus-Rotten, B.Dolan, Deep Purple, Bad Brains, Matisyahu, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Vomitor, Hirax, Blasphemophager...I could keep going for half an hour, I guess:D
#41281 - spottymelons (12/02/2012) [-]
Bad Brains <3 <3 <3 amazing band
User avatar #41284 - ljxjlos (12/02/2012) [-]
Yup, Listening to Pay to Cum right now:D
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User avatar #10 - dingdongsingsong (11/03/2012) [-]
So this is your profile man it's gayer than you
Heck it's so gay the gays are planning to sue
Little white trash just being fat
Bitch you weren't born , you were shat
Always on advice asking "why doesn't she like me"
Man your face is so whack bitches be like "hide me"
***** my ass looks better than you
You look like something out of a ******* zoo
You watch doctor who and jack off to him too
Bitch I'm a smashingprodigy how better can I be ?
The only similarity between me and you is that we always on our knees
But I'll be praying to god while your sucking a black guys rod
Your nothing but a ******* Sod ,
A waste of time
A mistake by god
Why am I even here ?this is a waste of my energy
So you just keep calling that white stuff on your shirt glue ,
Because **** it bitch I'm through .
#11 to #10 - spottymelons (11/03/2012) [-]
talk about Sod, like i give a ****** ****
Your just jealous i brought the jeans for your bitch
As well as the fir coat and the mink
And oh yeah, she let me stick it in.
For twenty cents that bitch gave me head
Had her going up and down like a yo-yo in bed
Seriously, talk about energy, well call me Relentless
And when i **** your bitch you know she going mental
Skank showed me more face than harvey dent, so we call her two face
When i think about you rapping, blud, its a disgrace
Im grateful for the opportunity to put this kid in his place
But i dont mean rapping when i say i wanna spit in his face
Your wack, ill teach you not to talk back
I could stoop to your level but id get a sore back
But big bad man Ding Dong rolls with seven boys in his crew
And raps about Snow White, The wicked Witch and poisonous fruit
************ , you look like a young Jabba The Hut with down syndrome
And when i think about your mum, i dont never want that bitch at my window
Cuz she looks like she has herpes on her neck
Ill beat her down and leave the bitch black and red
My styles hot like the condom your sisters condom protects
And why the **** would i wanna battle one of The Inbetweeners REJECTS
User avatar #12 to #11 - dingdongsingsong (11/03/2012) [-]
Why the **** do you even try bitch you can't rap
Your just putting words together thinking it sound wack
While I'm here just cutting you the slack
The only pussy you get is from your house cat
Thinking your cool , thinking that's considered bestiality
Bitch I eat the insides of of a bear till it cries ,
Then **** it's brains out through its eyes
Look at you and your little bitch ass thinkin you the ****
"oh my gawd you mentioned my mom I'm so pissed"
I actually like your mom the cunt can handle a dick
Then she called your dad in and we had a win win win
Your sister on the other hand is different she really is cute
That 2 year old cunt doesn't even need lube
So I'm just gonna sit back and watch you cry
While your brother and his boyfriend feel you up and make you feel alright
#13 to #12 - spottymelons (11/03/2012) [-]
Talk about incest, but your looking in the mirror
Look at all the little kids out there who try to feel ya
And this guy dont even tell em not to
Instead he buys fourty two tubs of lube
Gives em all a ******* screw
And your bitch might be down to suck my dick nightly
Now you know what the stains are in her pink nightie
See this guy went to jail once and dropped the soap
Now at christmas family meetup hes forever the family joke
They recite how he was forced to take a dick in the arse
And then they put a leash on him and made him bark
You clearly aint on Diz's level, your just a wasteman with a dick in the mouth
So watch tonight, me and me mandem gonna break in your house
Bang your little sister while she sits on the couch
You talk about ******* 2 years olds like its nothin, but your bars are wack as ****
Your a faggot bruv you needa stop talkin bollocks in your battles if you aint gonna back it up
Talk bout pussy and hosue cats, but i talk bout pussy like your wifes
See i brushed aside her blubby thighs just to find something climbed
Up inside her cunt and ******* died.
Your an internet nerd, so let me try his talk
I stuck my Memory Stick inside your mums USB port
See i hate your rapping more than i hate iceland adverts with jason donovon
I hate your rapping more than i hate iceland adverts with stacey solomon
I hate your rapping more than i hate every advert from ******* Morrisons
And i hate your rapping more than i hate... wait, its so boring ive forgotten.
See anyone can do what you do, allow me to explain and comply
You just pile up thirty nine words that rhyme
And top is all with a controversial line
This guy bites Osheas rhymes, with Tenchoos lines
Unanymouss style and the looks of any of the dudes from Grind Time
He copied every ******* rapping thing about mine
So technically without Oshea, Tenchoo, Unan and me Dizaster, you wouldnt ******* be alive
See your mum looks like an ewok but with three cocks
Ill hit her with a kneedrop for smoking on that P rock.
Your nans 96 and still smoking brown
In her coffin, in a cesspool of cum im surprised she doesnt drown
Bitch has small pox in her cunt and the stench of **** lingers round
Every ******* place she goes has to be knocked down
See, your nans a health and safety precaution, it is what it is
Her clits that big you can go on Facebook and check into that ****
why do you act like a terrorist when the only thing you ever blew up was my Twitter feed
Every ******* time you hit retweet.
Talking bitch slang, me no speaka
I dont know what the **** this guys talkin bout... he dont either
Im a genome sneaker
I will turn this site into Iwo Jima
**** that, ill turn this battle into Hiroshima.
Why do you rap like your some type of psychopathic crack pot
The only time this man ever got brassed off
Is when fukkendragonite tried to steal his pies and he pulled a knife on him like "hands off"
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#4 to #3 - spottymelons (11/02/2012) [-]
says the one who likes his ass jam packed with man shaft
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