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sporkus

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Date Signed Up:8/02/2012
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Comment Ranking:#19998
Highest Content Rank:#9798
Highest Comment Rank:#4503
Content Thumbs: 29 total,  66 ,  37
Comment Thumbs: 582 total,  705 ,  123
Content Level Progress: 16.94% (10/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 149 Comments: Faptastic → Level 150 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:29452
Times Content Favorited:5 times
Total Comments Made:180
FJ Points:499

latest user's comments

#1706 - Well **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#1707 - findaway (07/05/2014) [-]
Am I right?
#1372 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#1649 - findaway (07/04/2014) [-]
Judging from the color, you're a girl...
Judging from the sex life, you're a hot girl.
Judging from the self esteem, mental health, and regular health.. your one of *those girls* who cut themselves.
User avatar #1706 - sporkus (07/05/2014) [-]
Well shit.
#1707 - findaway (07/05/2014) [-]
Am I right?
#590 - **sporkus rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#325 - I can dig it ;) 07/02/2014 on Roll Pic 0
#324 - **sporkus rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Roll Pic 0
User avatar #325 - sporkus (07/02/2014) [-]
I can dig it ;)
#9363 - **sporkus rolled user hunman ** 07/01/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#1583 - No, sweetie. Now I look like Marilyn Manson.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Post your selfie here +3
User avatar #1591 - bobsagget (06/30/2014) [-]
keep dancin sunshine, don't let the big bag asshole bell grande get you down.
#1584 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
Why do you have to do that? I don't think you'd be ugly if you stopped trying to look like a freak, but holy fuck are you ugly now.
#1567 - Rude.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
#1577 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sorry, but you look like a female Marilyn Manson, and you've got so much metal on your face that you couldn't make it past airport security.
#1583 - sporkus (06/30/2014) [-]
No, sweetie. Now I look like Marilyn Manson.
User avatar #1591 - bobsagget (06/30/2014) [-]
keep dancin sunshine, don't let the big bag asshole bell grande get you down.
#1584 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
Why do you have to do that? I don't think you'd be ugly if you stopped trying to look like a freak, but holy fuck are you ugly now.
#1380 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Post your selfie here +5
#1489 - Orc (06/29/2014) [-]
Holy fuck, you are super trashy. Seriously, I bet daddy's proud.
User avatar #1567 - sporkus (06/30/2014) [-]
Rude.
#1577 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, I'm sorry, but you look like a female Marilyn Manson, and you've got so much metal on your face that you couldn't make it past airport security.
#1583 - sporkus (06/30/2014) [-]
No, sweetie. Now I look like Marilyn Manson.
User avatar #1591 - bobsagget (06/30/2014) [-]
keep dancin sunshine, don't let the big bag asshole bell grande get you down.
#1584 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
Why do you have to do that? I don't think you'd be ugly if you stopped trying to look like a freak, but holy fuck are you ugly now.
User avatar #1415 - phukyou (06/29/2014) [-]
nice.
#578 - I worked in a pretty nasty greek restaurant for about 10 month… 06/28/2014 on secret about your job 0
#1253 - Big Daddy Cupcake :| 06/28/2014 on Your drug dealer name 0
#52 - Lucy from Elfen Lied. 06/20/2014 on Which will you choose! 0
#169 - With the ukulele.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Love at first sight. +7
User avatar #192 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/18/2014) [-]
Play me a Tiny Tim song Tiny Tim - Living In the Sunlight i-if that's alright with you
#198 - gladiuss (06/18/2014) [-]
isded
#203 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/18/2014) [-]
I know. I killed him.
#184 - theheroearthneeds (06/18/2014) [-]
That is amazing.
#164 - Same guy? I ran into him back in March.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Love at first sight. +26
#232 - smurffy (06/18/2014) [-]
Anyone know if he has a youtube?
User avatar #168 - theheroearthneeds (06/17/2014) [-]
were you serenading people with a guitar?
User avatar #169 - sporkus (06/17/2014) [-]
With the ukulele.
User avatar #192 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/18/2014) [-]
Play me a Tiny Tim song Tiny Tim - Living In the Sunlight i-if that's alright with you
#198 - gladiuss (06/18/2014) [-]
isded
#203 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/18/2014) [-]
I know. I killed him.
#184 - theheroearthneeds (06/18/2014) [-]
That is amazing.
#8 - I refreshed this page a good 5 times before I realized that my… 06/14/2014 on I hit the end? 0
#348 - OH HEY 06/14/2014 on The faces of Funnyjunk +1
#2 - ...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Just a reminder +11
User avatar #3 - kerryman (05/19/2014) [-]
aw snap you beat me have a thumb!
#10 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Mean Girls is still in. right? +4
#8 - It's from a children's show called Lazytown. 04/30/2014 on How It's Made: Burger... 0
#79 - It probably doesn't put too much stress on her body considerin… 04/30/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 9 +1
#5 - There's a chance that it didn't and she just learned how to do… 04/28/2014 on hallelujah +2
#94 - I'm glad he was taken away. And what? they were too old t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on too many sausages dog +1
User avatar #95 - zafara (04/26/2014) [-]
They overfed him 'out of love.' Also, they were too old to take him for walks.
#83 - This should definitely be considered animal abuse. That poor d…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on too many sausages dog +9
User avatar #90 - zafara (04/26/2014) [-]
Nope, the dog was taken away and put on a diet, and lost over 40 pounds. The owners were too old to take care of him properly.
User avatar #94 - sporkus (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm glad he was taken away.
And what? they were too old to put a healthy amount of food in his bowl? They were obviously feeding it.
User avatar #95 - zafara (04/26/2014) [-]
They overfed him 'out of love.' Also, they were too old to take him for walks.
User avatar #89 - zafara (04/26/2014) [-]
Maybe it's pregnant? I hope.
#73 - I have 3. 9:00 Wake up 9:45 Leave for class 10:30 … 04/25/2014 on There are 2 kinds of people +1
#1 - I bet your dad has another family. 04/23/2014 on Middle Schooler Fappage 0
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User avatar #12 - Elk (01/14/2015) [-]
You're a bitch.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sporkus (01/14/2015) [-]
What of it?
#9 - findaway (07/11/2014) [-]
On a scale of left, middle, and right. How hot are you?
#10 to #9 - sporkus (07/11/2014) [-]
You decide.
#11 to #10 - findaway (07/11/2014) [-]
You look great, what exactly are you insecure about?
#4 - findaway (07/08/2014) [-]
You never told me if I was right about this:
User avatar #5 to #4 - sporkus (07/09/2014) [-]
I didn't want to get into it anymore.
#6 to #5 - findaway (07/09/2014) [-]
Hey hey hey

If there's anyone who cuts themselves with low self esteem.. I at least wanna talk to them.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sporkus (07/09/2014) [-]
Why?
#8 to #7 - findaway (07/09/2014) [-]
Because I can relate. Also, why not?
#1 - Benry (03/25/2014) [-]
Thank you for thinking my kitty is cute.
Thank you for thinking my kitty is cute.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sporkus (03/25/2014) [-]
Haha you're welcome!
#3 to #2 - Benry (03/25/2014) [-]
I don't have any more pictures of my cat, so here's a muntjac.
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