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#34 - why didn't psychedelicace tell us about the Force Strip abilit… 04/14/2014 on Best use of the force. +8
#177 - everyone's hating on this guy for the opinion but DOES THAT NO… 04/13/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight +3
#43 - oh god, there was actually a poopexplain?...  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2014 on red oven birds building nest +5
User avatar #45 - popnotes (04/13/2014) [-]
Date created: 4/13/2014

yeah no
User avatar #101 - hotschurl (04/13/2014) [-]
Also, the correct name would be "poopxplain"
#56 - poopexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
Just got hired today.
Fun Fact: Poop should sink and if it doesn't it is an indication of high fat content.
User avatar #79 - EdwardNigma (04/13/2014) [-]
Bullshit, I was told if it floats, you have good fibre in your mother fuckin' diet.
User avatar #96 - irico (04/13/2014) [-]
Poopexplain is right, fat is less dense than water so it doesn't sink
User avatar #86 - rokkarokkaali (04/13/2014) [-]
Will you trust your friends or a guy on the internet dedicated to explaining poop.
User avatar #87 - neokun (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't know which one would be the silliest.
#135 - batman never needs to, he's outwitted the flash a thousand tim… 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE 0
#95 - first, batman will never die, let alone easily. he's intellige…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE +2
#101 - bendertherobo (04/12/2014) [-]
but the flash can move fast enough to phase through any solid object, batman couldn't physically touch him.
#135 - splyt (04/12/2014) [-]
batman never needs to, he's outwitted the flash a thousand times over and (if you saw Justice League: Doom) can easily neutralize him or kill him if he were to break his code
#7 - dude, that's ALL our guilty pleasures  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Bigger, blacker box +1
#8 - xyzlegend (04/12/2014) [-]
#68 - you piece of **** ... you got me 04/12/2014 on Fund This 0
#27 - i honestly think one of the main reasons i wasn't able to put … 04/12/2014 on Suicide Rabbit 0
#38 - anyone who didn't know what tortellini was before your comment… 04/12/2014 on Squidward +3
#47 - you're a pretty cool dude, i thought you should know not…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Mystery Solved +3
User avatar #69 - wildpyre (04/12/2014) [-]
Heh thanks. *tips his hat*
#23 - mine is once or twice a week whoever's in charg… 04/12/2014 on Scumbag Brain 0
#114 - i really love this comic, but i'm not gonna lie, I don't belie…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Girl with the skeleton hand +1
#21 - yeah, that'd be the ideal way to handle it but it's not common…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Scumbag Brain +2
User avatar #22 - Tusura (04/12/2014) [-]
My father in law worked graveyard shift for a long time, and this is the schedule he had.

Work 11pm - 7am.
Sleep 8am- noon.
Food and daily activies Noon - 5pm
Sleep 5pm-9pm
Get ready for work 9pm-10pm
Drive to work 10pm-11pm

/end cycle
repeat
#23 - splyt (04/12/2014) [-]
mine is

once or twice a week whoever's in charge of payroll is a fuckup from 5am-anywhere from 10am to noon. i work in receiving
go home and sleep majority of day
every other day in between is gaming and hiding from sunlight
#17 - Lara.... Croft.....  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on and they are still in great... +3
User avatar #18 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
Whether or not she was capable of doing that is unknown to me, so by default I think she didn't know how to do that stuff.
User avatar #67 - fitemeirlbro (04/11/2014) [-]
you dont know what training she had before she was ship wrecked
User avatar #93 - ifuhq (04/13/2014) [-]
If you're talking about the previous games, this game was a complete reboot to the series.
User avatar #94 - fitemeirlbro (04/13/2014) [-]
im talking about the new one
User avatar #95 - ifuhq (04/13/2014) [-]
No, I mean the previous games being her experience, the game that was recently released was a reboot to the series, and the island is her first expedition.
#14 - she's ************* Lara Croft  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2014 on and they are still in great... 0
User avatar #15 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
Although not to her full potential yet
#17 - splyt (04/11/2014) [-]
Lara.... Croft.....
User avatar #18 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
Whether or not she was capable of doing that is unknown to me, so by default I think she didn't know how to do that stuff.
User avatar #67 - fitemeirlbro (04/11/2014) [-]
you dont know what training she had before she was ship wrecked
User avatar #93 - ifuhq (04/13/2014) [-]
If you're talking about the previous games, this game was a complete reboot to the series.
User avatar #94 - fitemeirlbro (04/13/2014) [-]
im talking about the new one
User avatar #95 - ifuhq (04/13/2014) [-]
No, I mean the previous games being her experience, the game that was recently released was a reboot to the series, and the island is her first expedition.
#12 - pic should've read "behold, the power of ignorance" 04/11/2014 on Marketing Noodles, the... +11
#14 - that's not what it is at all. when you sleep you go through di…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Scumbag Brain +9
#24 - atma (04/12/2014) [-]
Thank you, one of the primary reasons that I made this through the strenuous act of putting text on an image was in the hopes that someone would explain the phenomenon.
User avatar #20 - Tusura (04/11/2014) [-]
To compound on your vast information of the sleep cycles.

A typical sleep cycle lasts 4 Hours. Doctors recommend you get 2 full sleep cycles per night, or one full cycle, twice. ie. I go to sleep at midnight, get up at 4am. Go back to bed at noon, get up at 4pm.
#21 - splyt (04/12/2014) [-]
yeah, that'd be the ideal way to handle it but it's not common just because of the ways our schedules are. same sense in how it'd be better to have 5-6 small meals a day rather than 3 square meals. us humans are kinda stuck between what's healthy and what's convenient for us
User avatar #22 - Tusura (04/12/2014) [-]
My father in law worked graveyard shift for a long time, and this is the schedule he had.

Work 11pm - 7am.
Sleep 8am- noon.
Food and daily activies Noon - 5pm
Sleep 5pm-9pm
Get ready for work 9pm-10pm
Drive to work 10pm-11pm

/end cycle
repeat
#23 - splyt (04/12/2014) [-]
mine is

once or twice a week whoever's in charge of payroll is a fuckup from 5am-anywhere from 10am to noon. i work in receiving
go home and sleep majority of day
every other day in between is gaming and hiding from sunlight
#10 - **** this, there is not one negative thing that d…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/11/2014 on and they are still in great... +3
User avatar #12 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
I was fairly bothered by the fact that she upgrades her weapons into different forms. Such as turning her bow into a modern bow. How she knew how to make one, let alone have the tools to make one is beyond me.
User avatar #76 - mondominiman (04/11/2014) [-]
She's related to chuck greene
User avatar #20 - luquaz (04/11/2014) [-]
she was given a brand new one by the time you get to the shore. she doesn't upgrade the old bow in that fashion
User avatar #21 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
Makes more sense...
#14 - splyt (04/11/2014) [-]
she's motherfucking Lara Croft
User avatar #15 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
Although not to her full potential yet
#17 - splyt (04/11/2014) [-]
Lara.... Croft.....
User avatar #18 - soupkittenagain (04/11/2014) [-]
Whether or not she was capable of doing that is unknown to me, so by default I think she didn't know how to do that stuff.
User avatar #67 - fitemeirlbro (04/11/2014) [-]
you dont know what training she had before she was ship wrecked
User avatar #93 - ifuhq (04/13/2014) [-]
If you're talking about the previous games, this game was a complete reboot to the series.
User avatar #94 - fitemeirlbro (04/13/2014) [-]
im talking about the new one
User avatar #95 - ifuhq (04/13/2014) [-]
No, I mean the previous games being her experience, the game that was recently released was a reboot to the series, and the island is her first expedition.
#9 - i had no idea what was going on, there should've been another … 04/11/2014 on banana 0
#16 - play it while tripping 04/10/2014 on RaveField 4 0
#86 - I'm surprised TV didn't skyrocket around 1992 when batma… 04/10/2014 on Well this is interesting 0
#49 - it's not incorrect to say it like that, it's just easy to imme… 04/10/2014 on Pregnant you say? +6
#20 - lets never forget that *repeat entire plot of any episode of anything* 04/10/2014 on Never forget +5
#19 - reminds me of when king neptune liked krabby patties so much h… 04/10/2014 on beer me 0
#10 - as if his job wasn't ******** bad enough. i wunna… 04/09/2014 on Who does this shits +6
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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