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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:1/31/2015
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Comment Ranking:#2599
Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Comment Level Progress: 88% (88/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:1416
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#106 - that was the perfect way to put it 09/03/2014 on Shit rich college students say 0
#11 - if that were the situation you can still call 911 and just mut…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on In Australia... +6
#47 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
You might think that, but they'll probably hang up.
User avatar #84 - commontroll (09/03/2014) [-]
Nah, oftentimes people will call 911 because they're choking or something, and fall unconscious without saying anything, or can't say anything so they send somebody.
#55 - well **** , it's been working for me my sock… 09/02/2014 on Big boobies yummy +2
#53 - SJW = ?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on 4chan is full of masterminds 0
User avatar #54 - superpower (09/02/2014) [-]
Social Justice Warrior
#3 - Strobelights by Krewella went with this surprisingly well 09/02/2014 on Funk Overload 0
#4 - are the little circular parts just metal shavings coming off o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +2
#5 - pimpelipom (08/30/2014) [-]
Shavings coming off.
#33 - as a cinematography major, kinda yeah 08/23/2014 on DYK Comp #9 0
#10 - theatre kid here man, a zombie was my favorite thing to try to be  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on DYK Comp #9 0
#12 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure all that is coming in handy now.
#33 - splyt (08/23/2014) [-]
as a cinematography major, kinda yeah
User avatar #30 - tehfalconguy (08/22/2014) [-]
"i'm gonna belittle you for a thing you enjoyed as a kid i'll show youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
#3 - the island where the story takes place it is inhabited by thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Video game logic 0
User avatar #26 - Vpirate (08/23/2014) [-]
The Japanese military were also stationed on Yamatai during WWII
#4 - gg made me look up definition of anaphora, only became more impressed 08/22/2014 on Shrek is Life +60
#7 - holy **** , you mean actors had to learn how to ac…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on DYK Comp #9 +10
#9 - OldSnake (08/22/2014) [-]
Let's see you shamble believably.
User avatar #13 - seferofe (08/22/2014) [-]
Pass me some alcohol and I will show you.
#10 - splyt (08/22/2014) [-]
theatre kid here man, a zombie was my favorite thing to try to be
#12 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure all that is coming in handy now.
#33 - splyt (08/23/2014) [-]
as a cinematography major, kinda yeah
User avatar #30 - tehfalconguy (08/22/2014) [-]
"i'm gonna belittle you for a thing you enjoyed as a kid i'll show youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
#16 - not yet, anyway 08/22/2014 on 3d games 0
#61 - **** a girl who tries to give her guy an ultimatum. 08/22/2014 on Priorities 0
#10 - right there with ya brah, you always need to appreciate the li… 08/22/2014 on 110% genuin +1
#44 - don't be a dick, at least he has his main ******* … 08/15/2014 on being blind 0
#5 - goddamn somebody got an ugly ass kid 08/14/2014 on (untitled) +20
#105 - i thought i heard that too  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow +1
User avatar #106 - whiterapevan (08/14/2014) [-]
im pretty sure he did
User avatar #124 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
They've got molars meant for crushing and grinding, not canines or incisors. An herbivore isn't gonna REK your shit by biting you, being trampled by a dozen full grown cattle on the other hand will fuck you up good.
#135 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how much a cows bite hurts!
#170 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
says farmer john after getting his cock bitten off by old bessie.
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure it does, they've got some serious jaw muscles, but being trampled is the real danger, if you lose your footing you could get fucked real quick.
#138 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
All I know is I stay the fuck away from fields with animals in unless I'm with the owner
#120 - **splyt rolls 473,754** purple's my fave color addy daddy do it up 08/13/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#67 - you're my favorite  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on pretty much 0
#69 - panzerfront (08/13/2014) [-]
thanks
#220 - i'm kind of impressed that you're actually aware of all that n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on There's a Man in the Woods 0
User avatar #222 - inuzukaa (08/13/2014) [-]
The thing is that its a good job, it opens a lot of doors to other things more important and i will get a job for sure when i graduate, we need teachers so i will be in front of a class for sure
#12 - nah, if he uses a mac he probably just ends up making a shortc… 08/11/2014 on Buffering 0
#13 - "Vitiligo Cannon, Activate!" is probably one of my f… 08/11/2014 on Ay Yo Wuz Gud? -1
#22 - **** like this is crazy, i mean, modern day whale… 08/11/2014 on Good Lord 0
#124 - dude if i had 20 joints a day that'd be the opposite of a problem 08/08/2014 on Logic -1
#40 - you said "play" 5 times 08/07/2014 on Is this why you PC? +17
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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