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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
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#20 - holy ******* **** its' a bullet harpoon spear 02/17/2015 on APFSDS Round Through Post... +7
#4 - ronald mcdonald's gonna give you that McDick 02/17/2015 on side order 0
#16 - maybe for some haha but fat burning definitely takes effort  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It +2
User avatar #25 - obviouscaptain (02/17/2015) [-]
No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing less of something.
#14 - guys don't generally like fat girls, but girls generally like …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It +2
User avatar #15 - ltsparky (02/17/2015) [-]
Nah I just meant there's no effort needed lol
User avatar #35 - slugnugget (02/17/2015) [-]
except not stuffing your face which is seem most the population has difficulty with.
User avatar #24 - vikingfaen (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skinny, and if I stop working out I get fat, like, my belly sticks out further than any body part. So don't tell me there's no effort needed lel
#16 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
maybe for some haha but fat burning definitely takes effort
User avatar #25 - obviouscaptain (02/17/2015) [-]
No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing less of something.
#12 - shut up meg, let's see yours.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It 0
User avatar #13 - ltsparky (02/17/2015) [-]
A skinny guy with abs is like a fat girl with big boobs.
#14 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
guys don't generally like fat girls, but girls generally like guys who are cut like hell
User avatar #15 - ltsparky (02/17/2015) [-]
Nah I just meant there's no effort needed lol
User avatar #35 - slugnugget (02/17/2015) [-]
except not stuffing your face which is seem most the population has difficulty with.
User avatar #24 - vikingfaen (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skinny, and if I stop working out I get fat, like, my belly sticks out further than any body part. So don't tell me there's no effort needed lel
#16 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
maybe for some haha but fat burning definitely takes effort
User avatar #25 - obviouscaptain (02/17/2015) [-]
No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing less of something.
#29 - but i won't say much against somebody who has one  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Tattoo locations and their... +1
User avatar #31 - sugoi (02/17/2015) [-]
No, but other people will.
And they (the people getting the tattoo) should know that other people will. It's not a threat, just a warning that people will treat you differently.
#3 - damn, imagine having a body that makes a bitch just go numb fr…  [+] (26 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Couldn't Handle It +58
#51 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
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#4 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
... But his body is shit? There's like, almost no muscle on it, look how skinny that guy is.
User avatar #32 - DonPatchy (02/17/2015) [-]
what not many of these people understand is that looking like that actually takes a decent amount of muscle. Yes he's skinny, but he would not look that shredded without an above average amount of muscle. Trust me if he was simply skinny he would not look like that
User avatar #27 - ieatbengay (02/17/2015) [-]
if you think big muscles are the only desired body type you're a retard, you can have a 10/10 body without being a gym freak
User avatar #33 - gravysponge (02/17/2015) [-]
hey man, just because I enjoy picking up heavy weights and having big muscles doesn't mean im a freak
User avatar #37 - ieatbengay (02/17/2015) [-]
i didnt mean freak in a bad way

#38 - gravysponge (02/17/2015) [-]
never judge a book by it's cover man, that's how people get sad
User avatar #39 - ieatbengay (02/17/2015) [-]
whos cover was i judging mang?
User avatar #40 - gravysponge (02/17/2015) [-]
people with big muscles I guess

you wouldn't believe how many people think that muscles = douchiness, or angryness, or gruffness, and then act under those assumptions. I always think before I speak, I read lots of books, I like taking care of animals, I try to get my friends interested in learning about the world around them, and I happen to enjoy getting fockin' shredded m8. Not for any superioritycomplex, just because I like to be strong and feel capable.
User avatar #41 - ieatbengay (02/17/2015) [-]
i was just telling one guy who thought only big muscles are attractive

you judged me
User avatar #42 - gravysponge (02/17/2015) [-]
Nah I didn't judge you, I always give benefit of the doubt.
You were right, attractive body types are in the eye of the beholder.
'Gym freak' seems like a little bit of a negative connotation, that's all I was about.

also don't eat bengay it's bad for you
#23 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
Yes, I bet your body is just exquisite, you neckbeard fuck.
User avatar #19 - Proximity (02/17/2015) [-]
Actually I find his body very attractive
Sure, he doesn't look like he can break me in half, but strength is not the only attractive quality, physically.

Maybe I've just got a wide a range of tastes, but I'd say he's quite attractive.
#29 - confusedasian (02/17/2015) [-]
Aw yiss. Lean and fit.


I don't like the big hulking gorilla types.
User avatar #18 - exarzero (02/17/2015) [-]
That is called being athletic, or I.E fit.

A guy like that could probably fight better than most body builders.

But on a site full of us neckbeards, I am sure we will all hate on him and the girl for one reason or another. I envy healthy/fit people.
User avatar #34 - slugnugget (02/17/2015) [-]
being skinny doesn't make you athletic.

Being athletic makes you athletic.
User avatar #56 - exarzero (02/18/2015) [-]
He's not just skinny, he is obviously quite fit, and has an athletic body type.
#12 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
shut up meg, let's see yours.
User avatar #13 - ltsparky (02/17/2015) [-]
A skinny guy with abs is like a fat girl with big boobs.
#14 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
guys don't generally like fat girls, but girls generally like guys who are cut like hell
User avatar #15 - ltsparky (02/17/2015) [-]
Nah I just meant there's no effort needed lol
User avatar #35 - slugnugget (02/17/2015) [-]
except not stuffing your face which is seem most the population has difficulty with.
User avatar #24 - vikingfaen (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty skinny, and if I stop working out I get fat, like, my belly sticks out further than any body part. So don't tell me there's no effort needed lel
#16 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
maybe for some haha but fat burning definitely takes effort
User avatar #25 - obviouscaptain (02/17/2015) [-]
No it doesnt. Burning fat is eating less. Its litterally doing less of something.
#5 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
Pls. Fuck off.
#27 - or how about anywhere is acceptable because it's not anyone el…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Tattoo locations and their... +3
User avatar #28 - sugoi (02/17/2015) [-]
Psst, the chart just shows what other people will think, it never said these locations are unacceptable.

You too admit that a face tattoo is ill advised.
#29 - splyt (02/17/2015) [-]
but i won't say much against somebody who has one
User avatar #31 - sugoi (02/17/2015) [-]
No, but other people will.
And they (the people getting the tattoo) should know that other people will. It's not a threat, just a warning that people will treat you differently.
#1 - this is good to send to a bang buddy. 02/17/2015 on A little late, but who cares? +2
#4 - source is Superman Batman: Public Enemies. dope as **** 02/17/2015 on Batman is fun at parties +1
#31 - i love this show under all conditions. but watching it while t… 02/17/2015 on AT 0
#54 - what is this? is Besiege a game? i need some knowledge  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Besiege Comp 0
#59 - vladimirtepes (02/15/2015) [-]
Yes. Its in Early Access, and its $6.99 on Steam. I have it, and I've played it for a little more than 2 hours, and enjoyed every second. Its really polished for an Alpha game. I would highly suggest it if you are into building shit. 8.5/10
#10 - no dude, no. your eyes SEE light, well, they see because…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on (untitled) -2
#11 - newall (02/13/2015) [-]
"feel" is not a sense. Feel is what senses do. Senses enable you to feel stimuli around you. Feel is not a scientifically accepted term for touch, nor is it mutually exclusive to touch. "I feel unwell." "I have a bad feeling about this" You're applying an unscientific word to a scientific study.

To feel something is to perceive it.

And technically, no, you see what your brain interprets, the cones in your eyes absorb light reflecting from surfaces that is their way of feeling.
Your eardrums translate vibrations in air, to stimuli for our brain. That is their way of feeling.

TLDR: To feel something, is not to touch it. Feel is not a sense. Like I said. Google the senses it's not all that difficult. You cannot "touch" a pain in your stomach as you have no tactile sensory receptors inside your body.
#8 - those are all things you can feel though. you feel the tempera…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on (untitled) -5
#9 - newall (02/13/2015) [-]
By that logic, your eyes feel light, and your ears feel vibrations resulting in sound.
The only sense is "feel"

When you feel something, that's a sensory response. One of the aformentioned senses. "feel" is not a sense.

They aren't. When there is pain in your stomach, you can neither touch it, nor taste it, smell it, see it, or even hear it. And yet you are aware of it. Ergo there must be a sixth sense in play.

I didn't decide there were more than 5 senses. Some scientists did. Google it breh.
#13 - vycanismajoris (02/13/2015) [-]
'The only sense is "feel".'
#10 - splyt (02/13/2015) [-]
no dude, no. your eyes SEE light, well, they see because of it, but we're on anatomy not physics . and your ears HEAR sound. "feel" is the same as "touch" as you listed in your previous comment. when there is a pain in your stomach, you do feel it. idk if there's nerve endings in there but yeah it's definitely felt. it doesn't have to be some physical external contact to count as being felt
#11 - newall (02/13/2015) [-]
"feel" is not a sense. Feel is what senses do. Senses enable you to feel stimuli around you. Feel is not a scientifically accepted term for touch, nor is it mutually exclusive to touch. "I feel unwell." "I have a bad feeling about this" You're applying an unscientific word to a scientific study.

To feel something is to perceive it.

And technically, no, you see what your brain interprets, the cones in your eyes absorb light reflecting from surfaces that is their way of feeling.
Your eardrums translate vibrations in air, to stimuli for our brain. That is their way of feeling.

TLDR: To feel something, is not to touch it. Feel is not a sense. Like I said. Google the senses it's not all that difficult. You cannot "touch" a pain in your stomach as you have no tactile sensory receptors inside your body.
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#91 - if you're thinking about doing it, at least don't do it tonigh… 02/11/2015 on Suicide? 0
#2 - any girl that actually would have laughed at that is a keeper 02/10/2015 on MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! +1
#26 - i don't have large breasticles, but would that not hurt like hell? 02/10/2015 on Can you feel it? +2
#31 - scarface the puppet! 02/10/2015 on not cool TTG +1
#21 - damn, when i was going through that scenester phase in high sc… 02/09/2015 on All time Low 0
#6 - that crowbar one could have more potential if there was a pict… 02/07/2015 on Wallpaper dump part 5 0
#14 - he's clearly just hungry 02/06/2015 on Super focused +5
#10 - idk man, from what i've seen she has some pretty good potentia… 02/02/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence +2
#3 - this site needs more farcry4 content 01/31/2015 on Know your allies +1
#636 - we made god in our image  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +3
#637 - dehumanizer (01/31/2015) [-]
cool story bro

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User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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