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#2 - "so he did what he does best" if you got caught twi… 05/04/2014 on old habits die hard 0
#19 - that was a perfect example. cuz i could at least relate, i lov… 05/04/2014 on Xboner & Ramsay +3
#7 - i'm not sure i understood the bottom two posts, would someone …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Xboner & Ramsay +2
User avatar #10 - bronyfluttershy (05/04/2014) [-]
A good example of this is Dead Island:
prerending: youtu.be/lZqrG1bdGtg
actually gameplay: youtu.be/CcqIuP2E4pk

Prerender builds hype but you have to take it as a grain of salt. That prerender trailer told us nothing about the game except that it is about zombies. And in the gameplay you can see, it doesn't really hold up.
#19 - splyt (05/04/2014) [-]
that was a perfect example. cuz i could at least relate, i love Dead Island
#9 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
(i am no expert on this matter)

You know when you see a game and it looks fucking glorious, almost like real life. And they say "Actual game footage for the XBone" and then when you put the game into your console it looks just like a regular game from, lets say 2010, decent graphics but not what they showed and promised. Except the cut scenes that look exactly like what you were shown.
And then you get all pissy cause you were promised a glorious experience.
#22 - Excuse me, sir, but contrary to what you might believe, my lin…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/04/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 20 +147
#289 - fuckyosixtyminutes (05/05/2014) [-]
I usually just smile and say "oh, I wasn't talking to you" *short, apologetic laugh of understanding* and it seems to work fine.
User avatar #256 - richardw (05/04/2014) [-]
yeah but you didint say "i wasn't talking to you" which is what he said while those are the different words with the same use its still different so sorry doesnt work
User avatar #228 - popkornking (05/04/2014) [-]
It means those exact same words, not phrasing them differently specifically to be polite.
User avatar #211 - backandforth (05/04/2014) [-]
You sounded like a canadian
User avatar #159 - missaddie (05/04/2014) [-]
How about just 'Sorry, I was talking to ____'
That's pretty polite if you don't talk like an asshole
#154 - HardyUndertook (05/04/2014) [-]
#141 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
They mean those exact words
User avatar #104 - perform (05/04/2014) [-]
"almost" impossible.
#68 - alilmetalkid (05/04/2014) [-]
That was hard to fucking read, let alone say
User avatar #35 - mettih (05/04/2014) [-]
You're not saying "I wasn't talking to you", you are making another sentence (which means the same)
#153 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Correct but it's a silly statement anyway. There is no nice way to say "Suck my junk you retarded dipshit" either
User avatar #167 - tranquilizer (05/04/2014) [-]
Andranadu you're British I'm counting on you on this one
User avatar #168 - andranadu (05/04/2014) [-]
Envelop your lips upon my penile appendage you irreversibly uneducated fecal condiment
#44 - that image... Mindless Self Indulgence? Shut Me Up? 05/04/2014 on Stuff That Guys Do 0
#2 - possible caption? panel 1: --Yeah, so like i was… 05/04/2014 on Oh, You Dog +3
#9 - damn, it's a good thing you're not obligated to read it then 05/04/2014 on so admin I heard you want gifs +88
#45 - can somebody who knows better or thinks they do expl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on 50 insane facts about the Eye 0
#52 - lujan (05/04/2014) [-]
Color blindness is an X chromosome mutation. Men only receive one X so if they receive the mutation then they got it. Women has 2 X's so if one gene carries it then the other will compensate. So it is less common for women to get it. And most cases of color blindness is more of a color deficiency. People don't see only in shades of grey like in cartoons, etc. Red/green color blindness means that a lot of color related to red and green will sort of blend together. I'm a biologist and I'm red/green color blind.
#47 - notyaoming (05/04/2014) [-]
Colorblindness is a gene mutation. Your rods and cones don't recognize certain wave lengths of light and fail to recognize them as a color. It may be more common for men, but women can be color blind as well. I just don't know the exact stats.
#87 - the fact i can pick out what character that is, line he said, … 05/04/2014 on embrace the darkness +6
#10 - not entirely wrong if you look at it from a smoker's eyes 05/02/2014 on Oh shi-... they cracked the... +1
#50 - yes. because blacks commit more crimes and murders than whites 05/02/2014 on Justifications.avi 0
#13 - Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy was my childhood. like, all of it 05/02/2014 on It's good to be master race 0
#3 - that feel when my name is Kevin nd my name is an easy choice w… 05/02/2014 on goddamnit kevin +2
#52 - soon as i saw Bradley Cooper i decided i have no interest in t… 05/01/2014 on El Dorado if it was live... 0
#25 - you're exactly correct, but i think for the show's sake, they … 05/01/2014 on almost 0
#30 - if you put it like "if all you do is DJ" you really … 05/01/2014 on Musician 0
#51 - Edward Kenway the type a ***** that just shank yo… 04/30/2014 on molto bene +6
#18 - i don't think so, hugh jackman's way beefier 04/29/2014 on Ironingman 0
#42 - if this is true then maybe there was still weed involved.. 04/27/2014 on Haunted French pancakes... 0
#35 - I CHORTLE SO MILDLY AT THIS. til i saw last comment  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#41 - justabarofmustard (04/30/2014) [-]
#49 - my childhood says " **** you" but my you… 04/26/2014 on My Childhood... 0
#2 - i loved reading the odyssey in high school  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on flawless logic +164
User avatar #10 - rokulda (04/25/2014) [-]
fuck polyphemus
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#29 - fastest man alive! 04/25/2014 on Flash Face +1
#68 - wow. that came out great. was so not prepared for that 04/24/2014 on spongebob as a human 0
#68 - well the whole turning of him over didn't JUST take the course… 04/24/2014 on Disney Wars 0
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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