splyt

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:1/31/2015
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Comment Ranking:#2572
Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Content Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:1423
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#7 - personally, i like to get a lil stoned before i go to the gym … 12/10/2014 on My Kind of high 0
#18 - one consistency though, when i was a kid, i didn't give a … 12/10/2014 on Pretty sure you have all... -1
#19 - i wouldn't mind seeing her in more commercials, she is a very … 12/09/2014 on Everywhere +1
#29 - oh god, incredible hulk: ultimate destruction. one of my favor… 12/09/2014 on a bib a toot 0
#15 - "dream deterred"  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Awesome Animal Facts 0
User avatar #61 - thomasman (12/07/2014) [-]
it's "deferred" you fucking nitwit
#63 - thewulfman (12/07/2014) [-]
Deterred works in this case as well though. Not as well as 'deferred' but it works.
#64 - thomasman (12/07/2014) [-]
ily bbg
#222 - Tomb Raider. love exploring that old bitches caves mm… 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#98 - at least the age thing makes me feel a lil more secure about f…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess +2
#116 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
what about fapping to stitch?
#110 - hugoking (12/07/2014) [-]
me too bro
#16 - Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino is such a fantastic movie. i thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Clint Eastwood +18
#182 - therealhodor (12/08/2014) [-]
Just did, I ain't gonna lie, cried like a bitch.
#19 - i thought it was relating to macbeth?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Awful Fantasy -2
#23 - faggymcniggerballs (12/01/2014) [-]
In Macbeth, the prophecy was that no man of woman-born could kill him. Macduff was born by Caesarean section.
#20 - wheredahoodat (12/01/2014) [-]
Nope, it's pretty much a quote from The Return of the King.
#26 - i wasn't even aware helicopters could mane.. manu.. ***… 11/29/2014 on Pretty cool. 0
#98 - sheeeeit ****** when did i say my own self image … 11/28/2014 on ghgfhf 0
#41 - i want to do the same thing but i know like nobobdy irl who us…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on ghgfhf +1
User avatar #71 - aherorising (11/28/2014) [-]
dignity? You really shouldn't allow your confidence or selfworth to depend on a bunch of online fags, they'll compliment anything with nipples.
#98 - splyt (11/28/2014) [-]
sheeeeit nigguh when did i say my own self image would be affected by what anonymous peeps say? i'm just curious what people think. i wasn't prepared to hate myself if people disliked it nor was i prepared to act like im some hot shit if people did
#1334 - actually laughed out loud, and i'm flattered. here's a green t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +3
User avatar #1340 - indeef (11/27/2014) [-]
excellent
#1323 - Can't figure out how to rotate this bizz. Happy thanksgiving fj!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +7
#1329 - indeef (11/27/2014) [-]
you made it big enough, so your my new background
#2737 - sackit (11/29/2014) [-]
Now you have made it so big that your background of him is my background.
#1335 - killo (11/27/2014) [-]
fuckin' lol'd
#1334 - splyt (11/27/2014) [-]
actually laughed out loud, and i'm flattered. here's a green thumb, and two more fleshy thumbs!

check that shit, rotated properly this time!
User avatar #1340 - indeef (11/27/2014) [-]
excellent
#3 - that just looks like Wiz Khalifa? 11/25/2014 on Wiz Khalifa is a fckin twig -1
#111 - pick hawk's feather. use new cunning to outsmart the shopkeep … 11/25/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#26 - saw silence of the lambs for the first time last night and i l… 11/24/2014 on Anthony Hopkins 0
#31 - in his defense, i hear a lot of people misuse it in the same w… 11/14/2014 on I'm Done 0
#31 - that's some **** you read from uberfacts or somet…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on parlĂ© 0
#33 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
It was actually confirmed on Mythbusters. They have the whole pirate special on Youtube.
#93 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Actually, it was only stated as plausible, not confirmed. This means it's not busted, but they can't say for sure.
User avatar #39 - propanex (11/13/2014) [-]
that was if you could see at night you fucking stupid fucking shit.
#53 - zezenzerg (11/13/2014) [-]
Its fucking dark below deck
User avatar #55 - propanex (11/13/2014) [-]
you could board a fucking boat when its fucking night time you silly fucking coont m8
#7 - these are bloopers from the medallion i think? or one of the r… 11/13/2014 on oh my gosh, jackie chan 0
#134 - can someone explain the rope knot thing? i dont see how that w… 11/13/2014 on ome Random Interesting... 0
#66 - i used to learn some basic gun self defense stuff as a kid in … 11/12/2014 on Dead or alive 0
#41 - 1st rule of fight club, you do not talk about fight club 2…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Fight Club +11
#47 - relant (11/11/2014) [-]
There is one aditional rule in the book. Something like "Fight club will always be free to everybody" I think.
#18 - the first TWO rules *  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Fight Club +9
User avatar #25 - cliffordlover (11/11/2014) [-]
What were the rules? I know one was not to talk about fight club.
#41 - splyt (11/11/2014) [-]
1st rule of fight club, you do not talk about fight club
2nd rule of fight club, you do NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
3rd rule of fight club, if someone yells stop, taps out, or goes limp, the fight is over
4th rule of fight club, only two guys to a fight
5th rule of fight club, only one fight at a time
6th rule of fight club, no shirts, no shoes
7th rule of fight club, fights will go on as long as they need to
8th and final rule of fight club, if this is your first night at fight club, you HAVE to fight
#47 - relant (11/11/2014) [-]
There is one aditional rule in the book. Something like "Fight club will always be free to everybody" I think.
User avatar #30 - grogovic (11/11/2014) [-]
What were the rules? I know no one was supposed to talk about fight cl--
#24 - i agree i'm just sayin her badassery was more of a progressive thing 11/10/2014 on So fucking what? 0
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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