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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:8/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8807
Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Total Comments Made:1219
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#38 - dude that sounds horrible. i grew up with a Peruvian mother. i… 05/10/2014 on Confetti ! 0
#21 - eh, guess that's the way the cookie CUMbles... …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#22 - konradkurze (05/10/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**

mfw your joke
#23 - there are quite a LOT of things on the internet worth looking … 05/10/2014 on Harcore gore +1
#31 - christ man as if the original post didn't **** wi… 05/10/2014 on (untitled) +3
#73 - you big dummy. you generally bring cakes to some kind of celeb… 05/08/2014 on Factory Of Magic 0
#34 - this comment. this is seriously the most creative and original… 05/08/2014 on (untitled) +3
#201 - that's a valid point you raise, sir. that's probably the exact… 05/08/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +1
#96 - dude, a novel is technically a fake story. doesn't make it wor…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +4
User avatar #175 - enigmaticspirit (05/07/2014) [-]
True, but internet stories (particularly greentexts) are partially so interesting because they're alleged to be real. Also the best novels are the ones that in spite of whatever fantastical shit is going on feel real regardless; they completely suck you in. When you have something that is just like "oh, what a coincidence, his son happened to die in Iraq, it was that guy all along," it feels very scripted. It is still worth a read, I'm not debating that, I'm just explaining why a lot of people prefer more real stories.
#201 - splyt (05/08/2014) [-]
that's a valid point you raise, sir. that's probably the exact reason i prefer greentexts nd 4chan story time to most anything else or w/e gets shared on tumblr cuz more often than not it's believable, possible, nd not just based on coincidence they're just so bad it's possible. nd when it's not, at least 4chan users make a point of it being obviously fake with a well placed joke at the end. everyone else seems to get off by trying to make you believe it rather than having a story worth telling
#77 - that'd explain why i always fap before falling asleep... 05/07/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 24 +16
#96 - beautiful... simply beautiful... 05/07/2014 on The Miracle of Birth. 0
#21 - i wunna know how to make one 05/06/2014 on Fire Extinguishing Grenade 0
#4 - here's how i explain my usage of certain substances to some pe… 05/06/2014 on This Actually Makes a Lot... +1
#2 - that would be counter productive in putting out fires  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Fire Extinguishing Grenade +517
User avatar #78 - benschien (05/06/2014) [-]
it's common to defuse a bomb by bombing it tho
#17 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
Not necessarily, oil well fires are put out with large explosions as they force the air and fuel away from each other, which water (in the case of oil) can't do.
User avatar #4 - thorlike (05/06/2014) [-]
Not realy, it would deplete/push away all the immediate oxygen, probably would do more harm than good at that scale, but, it wouldn't be because of the fire.
User avatar #89 - uguuu (05/06/2014) [-]
I must agree for the simple fact that all it was mentioned was that it would be counter productive in putting out the fire but that isn't true, it would be counterproductive if the objective mentioned was to save the structure and extinguish the fire. Trust name I'm a demoman I work for the red team
#10 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
Doing more harm than good basically means counter-productive.
User avatar #16 - techjoker (05/06/2014) [-]
Not if you're trying to do harm
#40 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
But in this case you're not.
#1 - that's... that's a power cord isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on You gotta prime it first +24
User avatar #2 - byobgraffpro (05/06/2014) [-]
that's.......that's the joke isn't it?
#3 - the last one, i have this stupid pointless instance in the bac… 05/06/2014 on Brain Comp 0
#1 - i wouldn't know any better, but that just seems so dangerous..…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Things that happen only in... 0
User avatar #3 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/06/2014) [-]
worst of all?

pssshh

gojira
#2 - drickz (05/06/2014) [-]
It's perfectly safe.

The road relies on the building, not the other way around. Also, it looks like there's a distance between the building and the tunnel, so the vibrations from a crash wouldn't shake the building. You'd need a tank or a bulldoozer to break through the armed beton surrounding the highway.
#10 - maybe it was a coincidence? could be that his trainer got the … 05/06/2014 on Friend 0
#4 - that says "and gringo" not "why, gringo?" 05/05/2014 on Y u do dis senorita? 0
#2 - every time i see this gif it bugs me so much because that guy …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2014 on 3rd Law of Motion -24
#36 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
#11 - Lilstow (05/06/2014) [-]
#4 - uraharakiske (05/05/2014) [-]
#19 - yes? 05/05/2014 on Feeljunk +4
#31 - what are you talking about? godzilla ****** him u… 05/05/2014 on Eat your vegetables +4
#8671264 - ohh bae i wunna get all up on your lumps 05/05/2014 on retard forum 0
#1 - his left eye says "hi" backwards 05/05/2014 on Do you even lift, Jake? 0
#5 - beautiful 05/05/2014 on looping penguin for addie 0
#5 - Cameron Jibril Thomaz' stage name, Wiz Khalifa, comes from Kha… 05/04/2014 on Wiz Khalifa 0
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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