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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
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#11 - i'm curious if there's a point to that, like trying to say the… 12/20/2014 on Lex is a douche 0
#24 - no, its carbon dioxide  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on #mygirlfriendnotallowedto 0
User avatar #25 - nastyhappy (12/22/2014) [-]
you exhale oxygen also.
Just less. your lungs only take in some oxygen
#3 - it could've been entrapment? idk 12/20/2014 on Sexting 0
#8 - dudes don't exhale oxygen...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on #mygirlfriendnotallowedto -1
User avatar #23 - nastyhappy (12/20/2014) [-]
they dont?
#24 - splyt (12/20/2014) [-]
no, its carbon dioxide
User avatar #25 - nastyhappy (12/22/2014) [-]
you exhale oxygen also.
Just less. your lungs only take in some oxygen
#38 - heyy itsthetie , are you still using ms paint for these?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on The Frog and the Fly 0
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (12/20/2014) [-]
1) he uses a Mac
2) he uses paintbrush [similar to paint] for coloring, but Photoshop for drawing
#34 - at first i thought "why would the flag be waving? there's… 12/19/2014 on Signed, an idiot 0
#11 - that statement is like saying every single woman who wants to … 12/19/2014 on All the things that make us 0
#155 - i can see that, but i've had a lot of dyke friends gener…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Porn Searches +1
User avatar #162 - veya (12/19/2014) [-]
They must have their reasons to not want to talk about it At least on my experience, it is the kind of subject that gets brought up a LOT, so it gets kinda unconfortable to talk about. , but anyway, it really varies, I for one tend to avoid live action porn entirelly Watching other people fuck, even if they are willing to be recorded, makes me feel like a creep , relying on drawn stuff instead, which have a lot of good lesbian porn about, and as long as the art is good, the experience is good, since there isn't bad voice acting to ruin the entire thing.
#9 - being a "marijuana enthusiast" obvious euphemi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on All the things that make us 0
#10 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
if it has nothing to do with being edgy then why is everyone who is pro-marijuana so cringe worthy, its all they talk about. 420blazeit is synonymous with being a faggot because so many kids chant it.
#11 - splyt (12/19/2014) [-]
that statement is like saying every single woman who wants to be treated equally is a feminazi. not every weed smoker is some tard who brags about it and pretends it's cool. those are just some fuckboy stoners. there's nothing wrong with talking about it casually the way gamers would talk about what games they're into. if you share a story online or tell people you smoke, it doesn't mean you're bragging. it means you're opening a potential convo with others who share the same interest. so take it easy, us stoners are
#10 - lesbian girls HATE lesbian porn. just sayin. lesbian porn is m…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Porn Searches -28
User avatar #108 - veya (12/18/2014) [-]
As a lesbian, I enjoy some of it, sometimes it is a bit too fake, but if you just want the... "visual aid" to rub one, it is good enough.
#155 - splyt (12/19/2014) [-]
i can see that, but i've had a lot of dyke friends generally, if you chill with one a lot, you'll chill with a lot more as well who all just despised it cuz of how fake it was. they'd also get pissy if anyone brought up the concept of scissoring haha
User avatar #162 - veya (12/19/2014) [-]
They must have their reasons to not want to talk about it At least on my experience, it is the kind of subject that gets brought up a LOT, so it gets kinda unconfortable to talk about. , but anyway, it really varies, I for one tend to avoid live action porn entirelly Watching other people fuck, even if they are willing to be recorded, makes me feel like a creep , relying on drawn stuff instead, which have a lot of good lesbian porn about, and as long as the art is good, the experience is good, since there isn't bad voice acting to ruin the entire thing.
#71 - sanitarysan (12/18/2014) [-]
as a lesbian born into a straight mans body i can tell you i love lesbian porn
just look at that booty and tell me bitches aint for that shit
User avatar #78 - darkbladept (12/18/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #45 - testaburger (12/18/2014) [-]
>making a general statement about a large group of people
>it clearly says in the content that women look at more lesbo pr0n than men
User avatar #36 - minorian (12/18/2014) [-]
So all lesbians watch heterosexual porn? Weirdos
User avatar #15 - platinumaltaria (12/18/2014) [-]
M8, don't speak for everyone...
User avatar #13 - mettih (12/18/2014) [-]
or straight females
#151 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
bisexual females who think they are straight* honestly what the fuck? no straight guy would masturbate to gay porn no matter how they made it
#115 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Agreed. straight and I love lesbian porn ^^ in fact l word is like my favorite freaking show.
#11 - step ya game up son, put the blunt down, get educated with a T… 12/18/2014 on when trying to look cool... -3
#2 - saying "I'm lit" means they've been smoking weed  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on All the things that make us +10
#5 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
how edgy how many marijuwana did she inject 420 blazerize it captain
#9 - splyt (12/18/2014) [-]
being a "marijuana enthusiast" obvious euphemism has nothing to do with being edgy.
#10 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
if it has nothing to do with being edgy then why is everyone who is pro-marijuana so cringe worthy, its all they talk about. 420blazeit is synonymous with being a faggot because so many kids chant it.
#11 - splyt (12/19/2014) [-]
that statement is like saying every single woman who wants to be treated equally is a feminazi. not every weed smoker is some tard who brags about it and pretends it's cool. those are just some fuckboy stoners. there's nothing wrong with talking about it casually the way gamers would talk about what games they're into. if you share a story online or tell people you smoke, it doesn't mean you're bragging. it means you're opening a potential convo with others who share the same interest. so take it easy, us stoners are
#95 - i'd be terrified of the pitch black darkness and the undersea …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 +17
#277 - swagbot (12/18/2014) [-]
enjoy.
#38 - damn, that balrogg/bowser combo is hood as **** 12/18/2014 on Universe swap 0
#14 - i dont get why we always imagine aliens as such humanoid figur… 12/17/2014 on Never thought of it like that +1
#17 - mountains and deserts are not large bodies of water  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Map +14
User avatar #131 - commontroll (12/18/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
#6 - that sounds more like Tyler Durden than GGG 12/17/2014 on This guy goes above and... +3
#3 - kind of a cool thought, cute picture, but damn after the pic t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Well, DO IT! +112
#23 - awdudeleatherbelt (12/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - skulldan (12/17/2014) [-]
Isnt this from an old audio file?
#49 - cuz nobody writes viruses for macs. not **** wort… 12/16/2014 on yeah, right -1
#119 - the ROOM. with a MOOOOOSE  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on I like the one on the right 0
#136 - thejudgingmoose (12/16/2014) [-]
Indeed, my friend.
#134 - wholeheartedly disagree 12/16/2014 on Admin -4
#44 - sasha grey was actually in a terrible horrible movie called Wo… 12/14/2014 on I can't believe it! 0
#20 - apparently, i can not even make a sarcastic comment imit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Booterfly 0
User avatar #21 - jiichei (12/13/2014) [-]
I know dude. the other day I said "OMG WHITE PPL HAVE IT SO HARD!!1" and got thumbed down and taken seriously. fj is starting to get holiday fags I guess, straight from youtube comment sections. people take everything seriously around here and everything tumblr related gets red thumbs, satire or not.
#1 - the terrified woman on the right makes this so perfect  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Arab Humor +59
User avatar #18 - MrDeadiron (12/14/2014) [-]
Looks more like shes wondering why he's taking a picture of her.
#1 - this is awesome! i wunna know what the original looks like  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on We're under attack! +34
#2 - phukyou (12/13/2014) [-]
ok
#18 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
i tried to click the 'ok' thinking it was a spoiler eye! xD
#14 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
damn that roll to table flip though, looks like the panda has been trained to do that.
#13 - gerfox (12/14/2014) [-]
Mofokin Pandas
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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