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#31 - in his defense, i hear a lot of people misuse it in the same w… 11/14/2014 on I'm Done 0
#31 - that's some **** you read from uberfacts or somet…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on parlé 0
#33 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
It was actually confirmed on Mythbusters. They have the whole pirate special on Youtube.
#93 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Actually, it was only stated as plausible, not confirmed. This means it's not busted, but they can't say for sure.
User avatar #39 - propanex (11/13/2014) [-]
that was if you could see at night you fucking stupid fucking shit.
#53 - zezenzerg (11/13/2014) [-]
Its fucking dark below deck
User avatar #55 - propanex (11/13/2014) [-]
you could board a fucking boat when its fucking night time you silly fucking coont m8
#7 - these are bloopers from the medallion i think? or one of the r… 11/13/2014 on oh my gosh, jackie chan 0
#134 - can someone explain the rope knot thing? i dont see how that w… 11/13/2014 on ome Random Interesting... 0
#66 - i used to learn some basic gun self defense stuff as a kid in … 11/12/2014 on Dead or alive 0
#41 - 1st rule of fight club, you do not talk about fight club 2…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Fight Club +11
#47 - relant (11/11/2014) [-]
There is one aditional rule in the book. Something like "Fight club will always be free to everybody" I think.
#18 - the first TWO rules *  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Fight Club +9
User avatar #25 - cliffordlover (11/11/2014) [-]
What were the rules? I know one was not to talk about fight club.
#41 - splyt (11/11/2014) [-]
1st rule of fight club, you do not talk about fight club
2nd rule of fight club, you do NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
3rd rule of fight club, if someone yells stop, taps out, or goes limp, the fight is over
4th rule of fight club, only two guys to a fight
5th rule of fight club, only one fight at a time
6th rule of fight club, no shirts, no shoes
7th rule of fight club, fights will go on as long as they need to
8th and final rule of fight club, if this is your first night at fight club, you HAVE to fight
#47 - relant (11/11/2014) [-]
There is one aditional rule in the book. Something like "Fight club will always be free to everybody" I think.
User avatar #30 - grogovic (11/11/2014) [-]
What were the rules? I know no one was supposed to talk about fight cl--
#24 - i agree i'm just sayin her badassery was more of a progressive thing 11/10/2014 on So fucking what? 0
#14 - that's because the latest tomb raider was about Lara before sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on So fucking what? +1
#22 - zarakin (11/10/2014) [-]
I thought she was a badass through the entire game. I mean look at all the shit she fought through and over came in that game. That is pretty badass to me.
#24 - splyt (11/10/2014) [-]
i agree i'm just sayin her badassery was more of a progressive thing
#9 - can i guess that the fumes caused by the is it alcohol? … 11/08/2014 on Your move ants, your move... 0
#38 - i'm not sure i understand, could someone clarify? I believed m…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2014 on Migrane 0
User avatar #51 - sodapops (11/05/2014) [-]
Sometimes, when I have gotten too little sleep or been on a several day bender I get migraines. It starts by little glittering things that looks like watching the world through a cracked glass. This is the best time to get some ibuprofen to take the worst off the attack. After ten minutes it looks like OPs pic and after twenty minutes I'm all but blind. This passes within half an hour to make way for the headache. The headache itself is usually not super bad, but I have to lie down. Then for several hours I'm really sensitive to light and sound, and people that keep trying to talk to me is like torture. Intelligence and motor skills drop sharply for hours, and I don't feel too hot the next day either.

And this is a pretty mild migraine. My girlfriend has had three or four in the years we've been together, and she is totally incapacitated for up to three days. Just getting up from bed to eat and go to the bathroom. Oh, and she can't read, watch TV or listen to music either so the worst part of it is the boredom of doing absolutely nothing for three days.

So no, the headache isn't half of it. But for most it's not chronic.
#47 - aejann (11/05/2014) [-]
My brother has chronic migraines. He has reported being unable to see color during some of the more intense ones, in addition to spotty vision, sensitivity to light/sound, and head-splitting pain.
#43 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Usually when I get a Migraine it starts off with blurred vision and seeing spots. It's like staring at a light bulb and looking away. You see the spot that was burned into your vision except there is multiple and larger spots.
#50 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
and that fucking light bulp can start the migrane
User avatar #41 - jurisultima (11/05/2014) [-]
Be lucky you havet gotten one. Calling them a headache is like saying the Titanic was sunk by a snowflake. Not only can they affect your vision, they can also in extreme cases affect your fine motor skills and cognitive functions. Also, they can cause soreness in your entire body, and extreme dizzyness.
User avatar #40 - qwerasdfghjklzxc (11/05/2014) [-]
for me, when i get a migraine i feel an intense feeling of pain on the backs of my eyes followed by a chronic headache
User avatar #39 - derves (11/05/2014) [-]
They most certainly can affect your vision. I very rarely get them, but in the past I've gotten tunnel vision right before I got one, and the most recent one I pretty much lost all vision (what I saw looked like that stripey thing above) in my right eye.
#24 - oh my god! flawless victor-- oh, guess not 11/03/2014 on Your turn +5
#3 - I've been hoping to see this again. I always think "damn,…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/29/2014 on all aboard the feels train. +60
User avatar #68 - HaloDiego (10/29/2014) [-]
I almost read that you'd love to know what it's like to not consider jerking off into oncoming traffic
i've been on the internet too long
User avatar #64 - bioniccar (10/29/2014) [-]
you can always talk to us bud
#45 - gnumag (10/29/2014) [-]
I know how you're feeling. I really do. Driving down a road at 50 mph, noticing an approacing car, and thinking that with just a slight nudge on the steering wheel, everything could be over. A moment of intense pain, and then nothing. Nothing but peace. Almost like sleeping.

I know the feeling of standing on a balcony on the 8th floor, wondering if everything would be over if I simply...

I know the feeling of a blister pack in my hand, and the sound of the thin foil snapping time after time after time. I know the feeling of swallowing them two at a time, because it's faster that way, downing each pair with alcohol to increase my chances. I know the feeling of lying down, thinking "this is it. I don't care what happens next".

Just under a month ago, I experienced a new feeling. I experienced the feeling of waking up, being confident that it was going to be a good day. I experienced the feeling of being proud of myself, knowing that everything would work out somehow. I experienced the feeling of looking forward to the future with confidence, hoping to live another day.

I still have that feeling. I have felt it every day for the last few weeks, and it shows no sign of going away.

Everything will get better someday. Maybe no tomorrow, or the day afterwards, or even in the next year. But when it gets better, it will be the most amazing feeling in the world.

In the meantime, maybe this might help you on your journey, I know it helped me: thenicestplaceontheinter.net/

Sorry for the long, melodramatic, and somewhat incohrent post. This has just been tormenting me for so long, and I needed to get it out of my system, so to speak.
User avatar #36 - honkan (10/29/2014) [-]
Unless you're homicidal, consider the people you'd hurt by crashing your car into them. There are few people I have less respect for than those that take others with them when they're tired of life.
#35 - kristofe (10/29/2014) [-]
i am a pretty up beat guy i am not depressed or anything but sometimes i think what would happen if i jumped out my window right now i live on the 7th story
User avatar #9 - dantemp (10/29/2014) [-]
I can't relate to this because I have generally a happy life, but I still feel the strength of the message. Never ever give up.
User avatar #23 - lvlonemeepo (10/29/2014) [-]
I've been really happy recently, but I recently broke up with my >gf because I knew I wasn't going to get anywhere that I hardly loved her anymore. But now, now it hurts for a reason that I don't know. Because I've been having feels stronger for some other girls and them to me but something is plaguing me, there is almost as if there is no reason at all. I know I'm never going back although she begs and pleads. But the fact is I left a dog in the wild to turn feral, but it is a dog that would bite, a dog that would bring me nothing but more and more sorrow.

She never cheated on me, she just wasn't for me but I have this remaining feeling, being of collision with me, myself and I an image that stays and without lack of trying remains.
User avatar #25 - lvlonemeepo (10/29/2014) [-]
Now I feel like shit, but I can't imagine dying, my life has been pretty great and is going in the right direction. The heart is just an odd thing it is.
#8 - gargoylez (10/29/2014) [-]
we with u breh, many of us feel the same way, but hey, life is a privilege even if it seems worthless. May as well live it out and deal with whatever is or isn't when your time is up
#6 - Smashyy (10/29/2014) [-]
FJ is your family bro, we are your family, sure trolls might come and shit on everything you say once in a while, but none the less we are family, you can talk to us about it or anything else that bothers you if u have no one to talk to about
#75 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Also: we need to borrow some money...
User avatar #4 - theuglypanda (10/29/2014) [-]
im glad you said it so that I didnt have to
#25 - i generally do the "finished" one but i have the kni… 10/24/2014 on Plate Etiquette 0
#7 - what's ITT stand for before these stories?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on !CHAN 4 0
User avatar #8 - maybelline (10/22/2014) [-]
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#31 - i've never been to comic con or any similar convention but i'v… 09/30/2014 on Conventions in a nutshell 0
#394 - not gonna lie i'd be ecstatic if i got some weed and a baconat… 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 3 0
#7 - the plot of every episode of pokemon 09/26/2014 on 4chin pokemans +8
#277 - two tomahawks and a KA-bar so that they'll know they died in a… 09/26/2014 on So you're being hunted for... 0
#14 - my potential explanation for this. picture could have been tak… 09/24/2014 on I want to hear the story... +1
#22 - that whole family is actually pretty good looking. damn. i'm jelly 09/17/2014 on Baby Swag Swag Mode 0
#21 - I'm not a rocket surgeon, but I think that second gif shouldn'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on leaf blower can +7
User avatar #40 - themoderguy (09/15/2014) [-]
your thinking of perpetual motion. since the leaf blower runs on a finite power source it is not perpetual and is not breaking physics
User avatar #27 - cdm (09/15/2014) [-]
Only 1 way to find out for sure.
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
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*judging internally*
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you're sick
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****					 you.
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User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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