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#266 - idk if she's someone i could love though. by which i mean be i…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #269 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Well, just keep doing what you're doing.
#271 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
haha, gladly!
#264 - well im trying to clarify that it's not a romantic relationship 02/22/2015 on a title 0
#207 - yeah i guess it is, tbh the only thing we don't have is the la…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #217 - Greevon (02/22/2015) [-]
...so it's a relationship. Holy fuck, have you never had a real relationship with someone before? Because that's exactly what you described, except there's a label.
#264 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
well im trying to clarify that it's not a romantic relationship
#205 - yeah it is kinda rad actually  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Seriously though. From one guy who's been with the same woman for 7 years to a guy who's found someone worth sticking with. Stick with this woman.
#266 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
idk if she's someone i could love though. by which i mean be in love, of course i love her the way i love all my friends. but then i've never had a relationship last longer than a year
User avatar #269 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Well, just keep doing what you're doing.
#271 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
haha, gladly!
#29 - lets be honest: 1. how good your aim is in cod will n… 02/22/2015 on neckbeard intensifies 0
#190 - we're not dating we're just close friends who **** a lo…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
#204 - phoneded (02/22/2015) [-]
In that case, maybe it's be worthwhile to consider it.

I don't want to act like an expert, but just from poking around on the internet, fluid bonding lets you have unprotected sex as long as you're a monogamous couple. You'd go to the doctor and get every sort of STI test there is. You get your results back, and if you're both clean (or both have the same disease) and can't catch anything from each other, you carry on. You need to wait three or more months to be tested for HIV again, because it takes that long to show testable signs. After this period, you and your partner can fuck all you want without being worried about disease or feeling irresponsible.

Though, it's worthless if one of you cheats, and while waiting in that three month period you probably shouldn't have sex with other people or share needles, obviously.
User avatar #201 - somuchfreedom (02/22/2015) [-]
thats called a relationship
#207 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
yeah i guess it is, tbh the only thing we don't have is the labels: girlfriend or boyfriend. so the sorta lack of commitment makes the casual side of it really refreshing. plus, since im not really a boyfriend, i dont really feel the need to go out of my way to impress her. i fart around her nd act like a jerk playfully nd shit nd she acts just as honest with me so it's something like that
User avatar #217 - Greevon (02/22/2015) [-]
...so it's a relationship. Holy fuck, have you never had a real relationship with someone before? Because that's exactly what you described, except there's a label.
#264 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
well im trying to clarify that it's not a romantic relationship
User avatar #195 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
That goes under the heading: Amazing. Enjoy it pal.
#205 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
yeah it is kinda rad actually
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Seriously though. From one guy who's been with the same woman for 7 years to a guy who's found someone worth sticking with. Stick with this woman.
#266 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
idk if she's someone i could love though. by which i mean be in love, of course i love her the way i love all my friends. but then i've never had a relationship last longer than a year
User avatar #269 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Well, just keep doing what you're doing.
#271 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
haha, gladly!
#180 - yeah im not exactly planning on chidrins either. not that it j…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #197 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
That's the most adult conversation ever man. You might want to consider marrying this woman if she's able to have it with you.
#128 - just cuz it can't swim doesn't mean my body won't still be pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title +6
#319 - anonymous (02/22/2015) [-]
The sperm will be reabsorbed - your body does that every day you don't fap.
The semen goes as normal.
User avatar #200 - ironsoul (02/22/2015) [-]
Nope, your body still pumps it out like normal when you fap or have sex, they just can't get to the egg cell to fertilize it.
#127 - my girl is on birth control and generally tries to get us to h…  [+] (17 new replies) 02/22/2015 on a title 0
User avatar #244 - xalenes (02/22/2015) [-]
still use a condom. There might come a day when she goes psycho and tries to keep you grounded with a baby, She can easily lie about being on the pill
#188 - phoneded (02/22/2015) [-]
If she doesn't want to use condoms, and you think the relationship will last, talk to your doctor about getting fluid bonded, so you'll know you're both free of infection. If it's just a quick thing it won't help, though.
#190 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
we're not dating we're just close friends who fuck a lot. but neither of us are interested in other people and we both kinda expect it to last awhile so idk where you place that. and you may need to expand upon what fluid bonding is
#204 - phoneded (02/22/2015) [-]
In that case, maybe it's be worthwhile to consider it.

I don't want to act like an expert, but just from poking around on the internet, fluid bonding lets you have unprotected sex as long as you're a monogamous couple. You'd go to the doctor and get every sort of STI test there is. You get your results back, and if you're both clean (or both have the same disease) and can't catch anything from each other, you carry on. You need to wait three or more months to be tested for HIV again, because it takes that long to show testable signs. After this period, you and your partner can fuck all you want without being worried about disease or feeling irresponsible.

Though, it's worthless if one of you cheats, and while waiting in that three month period you probably shouldn't have sex with other people or share needles, obviously.
User avatar #201 - somuchfreedom (02/22/2015) [-]
thats called a relationship
#207 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
yeah i guess it is, tbh the only thing we don't have is the labels: girlfriend or boyfriend. so the sorta lack of commitment makes the casual side of it really refreshing. plus, since im not really a boyfriend, i dont really feel the need to go out of my way to impress her. i fart around her nd act like a jerk playfully nd shit nd she acts just as honest with me so it's something like that
User avatar #217 - Greevon (02/22/2015) [-]
...so it's a relationship. Holy fuck, have you never had a real relationship with someone before? Because that's exactly what you described, except there's a label.
#264 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
well im trying to clarify that it's not a romantic relationship
User avatar #195 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
That goes under the heading: Amazing. Enjoy it pal.
#205 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
yeah it is kinda rad actually
User avatar #208 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Seriously though. From one guy who's been with the same woman for 7 years to a guy who's found someone worth sticking with. Stick with this woman.
#266 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
idk if she's someone i could love though. by which i mean be in love, of course i love her the way i love all my friends. but then i've never had a relationship last longer than a year
User avatar #269 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Well, just keep doing what you're doing.
#271 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
haha, gladly!
User avatar #160 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
Do you want kids? I'm not trying to be a prick, but I know so many people who are the products of the pill and no condom. I'll always wear a condom because I'm not independently wealthy.
#180 - splyt (02/22/2015) [-]
yeah im not exactly planning on chidrins either. not that it justifies it but we've already established that if she got pregnant we'd get an abortion asap. but i am aware thats not something to count on i really do need to use rubbers
User avatar #197 - thelastamerican (02/22/2015) [-]
That's the most adult conversation ever man. You might want to consider marrying this woman if she's able to have it with you.
#79 - i need to know the name of this intro song 02/22/2015 on What the fuck 0
#36 - this took me so long to realize that this is a "girl" 02/20/2015 on Cringe Comp 5 of ?: turtle... 0
#12 - well, both shows were made by the same guy... 02/20/2015 on Tittle 0
#4 - i used to have a friend who had DD's and had to do this same t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on What? +10
#13 - anonymous (02/21/2015) [-]
Show your other friend this.
#10 - dude what the **** . 02/20/2015 on Check 'em +2
#4 - 8 years from now in fictional history, Bruce Wayne is REborn 02/20/2015 on Happy day +1
#249 - Lara Croft from 2012's Tomb Raider. I am suddenly sexy and a t… 02/20/2015 on games game 0
#18 - you know which cartoon as a kid had the absolute best ****… 02/20/2015 on Digimon 0
#23 - i like situations like this. one time back in high school me a… 02/20/2015 on White Tumblr Comp 0
#5 - south park season 18 episode something in the single digits. G… 02/20/2015 on Pancakes 0
#18 - "like you never taken a **** before" i **… 02/20/2015 on PornHub Comments +3
#9 - my girl's head game is pretty weak so im sending this pic to h… 02/20/2015 on 50 Ways 0
#46 - i think even in space i'd like to stick with the "guns ar… 02/20/2015 on Cosmonaut space gun 0
#116 - what's up with the hate for Black Veil Brides? they're not bad… 02/19/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 0
#102 - oh damn youre right i totally missed that 02/18/2015 on batman stuff 0
#32 - i see: Penguin Catwoman KillerCroc Commission…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/18/2015 on batman stuff 0
User avatar #39 - alpacalypse (02/18/2015) [-]
you forgot zsasz
User avatar #75 - anonymoose (02/18/2015) [-]
Where's Zsasz?
User avatar #76 - anonymoose (02/18/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter, found the tally marks.
#102 - splyt (02/18/2015) [-]
oh damn youre right i totally missed that
User avatar #36 - traycepickering (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm thinking its bane, because of the inhaler.
#65 - omnipunk (02/18/2015) [-]
i might be reading into it too much, but the tally marks under the poster victor zsasz
#54 - bleeduntildeath (02/18/2015) [-]
that's humpty dumpty you uneducated little shit!
#87 - ohemgeezus (02/18/2015) [-]
It's bane, retard. His color scheme plus the inhaler representing venom
User avatar #47 - juter (02/18/2015) [-]
pretty sure it's ventriloquist, because he's fat

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User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
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User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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