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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:12/24/2014
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Comment Ranking:#2414
Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
Content Thumbs: 2672 total,  2866 ,  194
Comment Thumbs: 6747 total,  8601 ,  1854
Content Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:78360
Times Content Favorited:204 times
Total Comments Made:1354
FJ Points:8483

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#7 - oh god that's brutal, and from what i understand, not totally …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on #justkittythings +1
User avatar #8 - erisclio (12/12/2014) [-]
Youre right no violence if they're all female, they'll just emotionally manipulate each other and gossip behind each others' backs.
#3 - bitch, when my gerbils nap they all use each other as blankets…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on #justkittythings +3
User avatar #4 - erisclio (12/12/2014) [-]
My mother had gerbils once and she left for a day and when she came back they had eaten all of their freshly born babies and the tank was a bloodbath
so cute
~But yours are pretty sweet I must say
#7 - splyt (12/12/2014) [-]
oh god that's brutal, and from what i understand, not totally uncommon. but all my gerbs are ladies so thankfully no such baby meals will be given to them(:
User avatar #8 - erisclio (12/12/2014) [-]
Youre right no violence if they're all female, they'll just emotionally manipulate each other and gossip behind each others' backs.
#35 - i prefer dc comics over marvel :/ 12/12/2014 on The Marvel movie line-up. 0
#93 - ayy lmao thank you officer skeltal 12/12/2014 on Good luck Officer Wilson 0
#204 - i would've suggested a faceswap but clearly that'd be pointless 12/11/2014 on Admin Approves +6
#15 - geeked out so hard watching this 12/11/2014 on SFW gifs 0
#42 - how quickly would you **** yourself if somebody p… 12/11/2014 on Gulf of México Stingray... 0
#68 - but just imagine how nasty and unsanitary that must be. not to… 12/11/2014 on Heaven +2
#7 - personally, i like to get a lil stoned before i go to the gym … 12/10/2014 on My Kind of high 0
#18 - one consistency though, when i was a kid, i didn't give a … 12/10/2014 on Pretty sure you have all... -1
#19 - i wouldn't mind seeing her in more commercials, she is a very … 12/09/2014 on Everywhere +1
#29 - oh god, incredible hulk: ultimate destruction. one of my favor… 12/09/2014 on a bib a toot 0
#15 - "dream deterred"  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Awesome Animal Facts 0
User avatar #61 - thomasman (12/07/2014) [-]
it's "deferred" you fucking nitwit
#63 - thewulfman (12/07/2014) [-]
Deterred works in this case as well though. Not as well as 'deferred' but it works.
#64 - thomasman (12/07/2014) [-]
ily bbg
#222 - Tomb Raider. love exploring that old bitches caves mm… 12/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#98 - at least the age thing makes me feel a lil more secure about f…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Disney Princess +2
#116 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
what about fapping to stitch?
#110 - hugoking (12/07/2014) [-]
me too bro
#16 - Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino is such a fantastic movie. i thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Clint Eastwood +18
#182 - therealhodor (12/08/2014) [-]
Just did, I ain't gonna lie, cried like a bitch.
#19 - i thought it was relating to macbeth?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Awful Fantasy -2
#23 - faggymcniggerballs (12/01/2014) [-]
In Macbeth, the prophecy was that no man of woman-born could kill him. Macduff was born by Caesarean section.
#20 - wheredahoodat (12/01/2014) [-]
Nope, it's pretty much a quote from The Return of the King.
#26 - i wasn't even aware helicopters could mane.. manu.. ***… 11/29/2014 on Pretty cool. 0
#98 - sheeeeit ****** when did i say my own self image … 11/28/2014 on ghgfhf 0
#41 - i want to do the same thing but i know like nobobdy irl who us…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on ghgfhf +1
User avatar #71 - aherorising (11/28/2014) [-]
dignity? You really shouldn't allow your confidence or selfworth to depend on a bunch of online fags, they'll compliment anything with nipples.
#98 - splyt (11/28/2014) [-]
sheeeeit nigguh when did i say my own self image would be affected by what anonymous peeps say? i'm just curious what people think. i wasn't prepared to hate myself if people disliked it nor was i prepared to act like im some hot shit if people did
#1334 - actually laughed out loud, and i'm flattered. here's a green t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +3
User avatar #1340 - indeef (11/27/2014) [-]
excellent
#1323 - Can't figure out how to rotate this bizz. Happy thanksgiving fj!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +7
#1329 - indeef (11/27/2014) [-]
you made it big enough, so your my new background
#2737 - sackit (11/29/2014) [-]
Now you have made it so big that your background of him is my background.
#1335 - killo (11/27/2014) [-]
fuckin' lol'd
#1334 - splyt (11/27/2014) [-]
actually laughed out loud, and i'm flattered. here's a green thumb, and two more fleshy thumbs!

check that shit, rotated properly this time!
User avatar #1340 - indeef (11/27/2014) [-]
excellent
#3 - that just looks like Wiz Khalifa? 11/25/2014 on Wiz Khalifa is a fckin twig -1
#111 - pick hawk's feather. use new cunning to outsmart the shopkeep … 11/25/2014 on Shopkeep 0
#26 - saw silence of the lambs for the first time last night and i l… 11/24/2014 on Anthony Hopkins 0
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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