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#41 - wow, a surprising majority of this i had no clue of. i thought… 04/11/2015 on Spider-Men 0
#84 - is that a bag of ONLY sunflower seeds? i hope that's not the r…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Rat trouble part 2 +1
User avatar #168 - subjugator (04/11/2015) [-]
I also sometimes feed her dried fruits and snacks etc.
#178 - splyt (04/11/2015) [-]
as long as it varies. thing i love about rodent pets is they're so low maintenance. i just get a mixed seed/nut thing from like petco or w/e easier. they generally don't pay much attention when i put actual food in there, they hardly touched carrots and took mild interest in spinach
#26 - dude, that hurt me 04/10/2015 on Eminem +5
#26 - The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings. great game. loved the hell …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2015 on [Loud Sweating] +19
#71 - crazyusername (04/10/2015) [-]
This came out today, have fun

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Official Gameplay Trailer
User avatar #29 - muthsera (04/10/2015) [-]
It was based off of a series of books by a based polish motherfucker by name of Andrzej Sapkowski. Do check 'em out, most have been translated to English now
User avatar #31 - ignusim (04/10/2015) [-]
Could you tell me the names of the books? Wikpedia isn't very helpful, nor is google at 3:56 AM.
User avatar #36 - messerschmidt (04/10/2015) [-]
Ok so I found the names of the books, the titles might be a little inaccurate beacuse I'll be translating them from my language, here goes:
1. Last wish/storm season (both look like the first book, dunno)
2. Sword of fate/destiny
3. Blood of Elves
4. Time of Contempt
5. Baptism by fire (maybe)
6. Tower of swallow
7. Lady of the lake
I read the fifth book for sure it was awesome and TW3 is going to have chunks out of that book I think
User avatar #35 - messerschmidt (04/10/2015) [-]
Names of the books are almost as hard to acquire as the books themselves. I read 3 of them out of 7 and I live right next to Poland and I still can't get those 4 books. But Andrzej Sapkowski is a cool writter I read a trilogy from him that was just awesome
#33 - silverlance (04/10/2015) [-]
'The Last Wish' and 'Blood of Elves' are the two I know of, I think there's more though. Blood of Elves was really good in my opinion
#34 - thewarlord (04/10/2015) [-]
Noted. Loved the games so i'll try to find these. thank you.
#98 - Comment deleted 04/10/2015 on tumblr +3
#27 - pillbox? meaning?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on We Heroes 0
#39 - ultimatebuttercup (04/08/2015) [-]
Its a fortified location with some sort of machine gun emplacement usually.
#30 - xiellion (04/08/2015) [-]
**xiellion used "*roll picture*"**
**xiellion rolled image**
this is now a pillbox
User avatar #28 - tacotrainone (04/08/2015) [-]
bunker with machine gun i assume
#139 - further challenge. it's 4th of July in Detroit  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Firecrackers vs Guns 0
#144 - jhandi (04/08/2015) [-]
that makes it easy....
User avatar #166 - xxjmacxx (04/08/2015) [-]
Exactly. I think you wanted to go with 4th of July in Texas
#52 - mine was good. i saved a puppy from drowning while stoned off …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Easter +1
User avatar #63 - yojo (04/07/2015) [-]
Holy shit that sounds awesome.
#140 - last talked to an old booty call. i still have a pair of her p… 04/06/2015 on Who is It? 0
#39 - does anyone have a good story for an april fool's prank they p… 04/02/2015 on April Fools 0
#23 - maaaaaan everybody got so ********  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on Miracles made possible +1
#24 - itsmedumbass (04/02/2015) [-]
Especially you
#3 - are beans not an edible seed?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on Atlantis 0
#4 - klille (04/01/2015) [-]
aren't all seeds edible

atleast once
#18 - hi, mcburd  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on baby bird thing 0
User avatar #29 - mcburd (04/01/2015) [-]
( ~ >0)
#44 - not slutty at all. i'd still give her the nasty cepha… 03/31/2015 on Top Steampunk Cosplays (fem) +11
#13 - hehehe poop 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +8
#37 - what in the wide world of **** is this? i'm not saying …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Oh boy, another Shia video +6
User avatar #62 - demandsgayversion (03/31/2015) [-]
le shia lebouf meme
User avatar #54 - cannibaltroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Someone recently made a mod for skyrim on the steam workshop that replaces the sneak attack sound with "Shia Surprise!"
That's most likely why MMOxReview made this video
#66 - what does "i got catfished" mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Assorted Internets #18 0
#71 - mewxchii (03/31/2015) [-]
It's when your online relationship lies to you about who they are

The term originated from the show (and documentary) "Catfish" on MTV where they go and help random people who believe they have been lied to.
#42 - this was already hurting me enough but then the ******* … 03/29/2015 on There's something in my eye 0
#18 - anything is addicting in the psychological aspect. but you mus… 03/28/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int 0
#16 - you should have studied 03/28/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int +130
#15 - this sort of happened to me when i was a high school tard …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int +3
#17 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
man i've tried to quit smoking weed like 20 times in the past month, every time i cave and buy an 1/8 or a 1/4 i smoke up, and almost immediately realize how stupid it was to cave and how i don't even like the feeling anymore, i just literally can't stop smoking.... people who say weed isn't addicting are just wrong, because im fucking addicted to weed. i can quit for longer periods but i end up drinking a lot more and that's just worse than the weed imo so i always go back to it
#18 - splyt (03/28/2015) [-]
anything is addicting in the psychological aspect. but you must have some issue i can't relate to, because constantly doing something because you feel a need to, ESPECIALLY if you're even aware you don't like it anymore... i actually kinda don't have words for it. i've smoked a ton in my time nd don't necessarily plan to quit, at least not forever but i find it really easy to take breaks. it's actually relieving. and i don't fiend or itch or anything when i don't have it. i used to trap back in the day so i used to have an abundance, nd sometimes smoked like a dozen times a day. and sometimes i go for a few weeks or a month or so without any at all. it's never been difficult for me to not have it. and i REALLY like pot. shit's cash. the break feels refreshing and then since you're tolerance is low it's awesome when you restart. don't blame the substance. everything in moderation man, it's all on you. the pot isn't telling you to go out and spend money consistently on something you don't even like.
#174 - that's a twisted ass observation but the sad thing is i don't … 03/28/2015 on I want the heroes name 0
#892 - **splyt used "*roll rpg name*"** **splyt rolls Wencen** … 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#68 - dude, please stop you're making us all very unhappy 03/27/2015 on People do care 0
#11 - why is the american eating a burger? aren't burgers german?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Human Flags Chow Down 0
#34 - angelusprimus (03/19/2015) [-]
Hamburger patty was originally a thin cut of beef steak, usually flank, hammered very thin and then grilled. It was called "steak hamburg style" or shortened to hamburger.
But it was not a ground beef steak, or was it served as a sandwich.
In america hammered steak was replaced by ground beef and it started to be served as a sandwich and became what we know today as Hamburger.
There are claims by Louis Lassen's family that he invented it in 1900, which would be impressive if there wasn't a preserved article from 1896 talking about a popular Hamburger Sandwich favorite for only 5 cents.
Hamburger sandwich is an american meal.


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User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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