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splyt

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Content Ranking:#7921
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Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Times Content Favorited:204 times
Total Comments Made:1591
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#68 - dude, please stop you're making us all very unhappy 03/27/2015 on People do care 0
#11 - why is the american eating a burger? aren't burgers german?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Human Flags Chow Down 0
#34 - angelusprimus (03/19/2015) [-]
No.
Hamburger patty was originally a thin cut of beef steak, usually flank, hammered very thin and then grilled. It was called "steak hamburg style" or shortened to hamburger.
But it was not a ground beef steak, or was it served as a sandwich.
In america hammered steak was replaced by ground beef and it started to be served as a sandwich and became what we know today as Hamburger.
There are claims by Louis Lassen's family that he invented it in 1900, which would be impressive if there wasn't a preserved article from 1896 talking about a popular Hamburger Sandwich favorite for only 5 cents.
Hamburger sandwich is an american meal.

#373 - without a whole lot of extra thought: Dishonored. ha… 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#25 - well i must say, i was quite surprised 03/18/2015 on that will do 0
#18 - wow this hurt me to read. like **** if i was the one co… 03/11/2015 on (untitled) +3
#935 - i got a haircut admin. make me feel pretty  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Post your picture, Admin... 0
#941 - stephenfauster (03/10/2015) [-]
Your beard also moved up your chin some. Kudos, m8.
#24 - oh no doubt at all 03/08/2015 on Worlds greatest magic trick +1
#15 - saw this coming from a mile away  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Worlds greatest magic trick +4
#20 - neefew (03/08/2015) [-]
it's still funny
#24 - splyt (03/08/2015) [-]
oh no doubt at all
#41 - is he supposed to be hagrid? when does hagrid ever carry a bro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on nerds 0
User avatar #107 - goddamnfudgesicles (03/08/2015) [-]
I can't think of anytime when he does. At one point he even mentions his inability to ride one, due to his size.
#96 - you're the kind of stoners that makes us responsible stoners l… 03/07/2015 on Truthful Doctor -1
#1443 - (left) me like a week or so ago and (right) me shortly aft…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1457 - casval (03/05/2015) [-]
I like the beard on the left more and the haircut on the right more.
User avatar #1449 - keatontheghostfox (03/05/2015) [-]
I like the goatee
#77 - and don't you change a damn thing about that! 03/05/2015 on The day has come +1
#73 - people getting punished for harassing animals. so much justice… 03/05/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 2/whatever +3
#48 - okay, potential reasons he could fall: the combined weight of …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on We goin fishin 0
User avatar #52 - carlonord (03/04/2015) [-]
... I've seen parking lots of trucks on a small pond next to a dam, he'll be fine.
#26 - i thought this was stupid and dangerous but realized that if h…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2015 on We goin fishin +22
User avatar #45 - carlonord (03/04/2015) [-]
How's he gunna fall through the ice? That shit's probably at least half a foot thick, probably more.
#48 - splyt (03/04/2015) [-]
okay, potential reasons he could fall: the combined weight of a full grown man, small rowboat, metal sleigh rail things under said boat, and however much that motor weighs. plus the way the motor is already cutting into the ice. and also, you can't tell the depth of the ice at all, so your guess likely isn't accurate. is that fair to say?
User avatar #52 - carlonord (03/04/2015) [-]
... I've seen parking lots of trucks on a small pond next to a dam, he'll be fine.
#40 - who the **** gave cookie monster shrooms? this ****… 03/04/2015 on Cookie Monster +1
#55 - blogging: one of the most effective ways to alert everyone to … 03/03/2015 on OC is just so damn hard to... +18
#23 - what a cute comic! love the art style 03/03/2015 on comic +2
#102 - what the figgity **** 03/03/2015 on Oh God +1
#16 - i read this with the wrong connotation and thought it was a pi… 03/03/2015 on Annoying +4
#11 - this looks too much like captainwow's style. but not as good 03/02/2015 on Broccoli 0
#135 - so if you dont hurt animals which people are who the… 03/01/2015 on 10 Signs you're a killer 0
#42 - that second one though... wayy too real 03/01/2015 on VideoGames Explained by... 0
#2 - Magic Hat beer has funny little messages too  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Opened my beer....thanks? 0
User avatar #20 - thelastamerican (02/27/2015) [-]
I never notice these things. I think I have some of those in my cap cup. Time to go treasure hunting.
#17 - so did you **** her?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on It really is +47
User avatar #18 - angusbai (02/26/2015) [-]
Didn't hear her say no threw the ball gag anyway

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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - Ken M (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - Ken M (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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