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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:11/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#7467
Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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#10 - right there with ya brah, you always need to appreciate the li… 08/22/2014 on 110% genuin +1
#44 - don't be a dick, at least he has his main ******* … 08/15/2014 on being blind 0
#5 - goddamn somebody got an ugly ass kid 08/14/2014 on (untitled) +20
#105 - i thought i heard that too  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Dog meets cow +1
User avatar #106 - whiterapevan (08/14/2014) [-]
im pretty sure he did
User avatar #124 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
They've got molars meant for crushing and grinding, not canines or incisors. An herbivore isn't gonna REK your shit by biting you, being trampled by a dozen full grown cattle on the other hand will fuck you up good.
#135 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how much a cows bite hurts!
#170 - Womens Study Major (08/15/2014) [-]
says farmer john after getting his cock bitten off by old bessie.
User avatar #136 - slenderwolf (08/14/2014) [-]
I'm sure it does, they've got some serious jaw muscles, but being trampled is the real danger, if you lose your footing you could get fucked real quick.
#138 - namelessjoe (08/14/2014) [-]
All I know is I stay the fuck away from fields with animals in unless I'm with the owner
#120 - **splyt rolls 473,754** purple's my fave color addy daddy do it up 08/13/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#67 - you're my favorite  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on pretty much 0
#69 - panzerfront (08/13/2014) [-]
thanks
#220 - i'm kind of impressed that you're actually aware of all that n…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on There's a Man in the Woods 0
User avatar #222 - inuzukaa (08/13/2014) [-]
The thing is that its a good job, it opens a lot of doors to other things more important and i will get a job for sure when i graduate, we need teachers so i will be in front of a class for sure
#12 - nah, if he uses a mac he probably just ends up making a shortc… 08/11/2014 on Buffering 0
#13 - "Vitiligo Cannon, Activate!" is probably one of my f… 08/11/2014 on Ay Yo Wuz Gud? -1
#22 - **** like this is crazy, i mean, modern day whale… 08/11/2014 on Good Lord 0
#124 - dude if i had 20 joints a day that'd be the opposite of a problem 08/08/2014 on Logic -1
#40 - you said "play" 5 times 08/07/2014 on Is this why you PC? +17
#15 - well, i like lady anuses, not man anuses  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on The vow +2
User avatar #16 - jokexplain (08/05/2014) [-]
well now you're just fooling yourself
they're the same
#61 - that's why every bongrip taken makes me feel like i'm channeli… 07/15/2014 on Alcohol vs Marijuana -1
#16 - ecstasy doesn't really cause hallucinations though right? it's… 07/14/2014 on Nathan drake dies 0
#1 - this would be a really digestive end productty pie chart as so… 07/14/2014 on This sums up my summer 0
#5 - well i'm not into ecstasy but i only know of it coming in pill…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Nathan drake dies 0
#9 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
it'd lose potency but still could be absorbed through the skin (small and impotent amounts) so technically, thered be a few hallucinations, but nothing extreme
#16 - splyt (07/14/2014) [-]
ecstasy doesn't really cause hallucinations though right? it's a stimulant / upper so the kids would probably just suddenly feel a really energetic contentness
#3 - so in reality would this actually have any effect on the kids?…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Nathan drake dies +3
#12 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
it was actually lsd, not ecstasy, so yeah it would, ops just a retard.
User avatar #14 - sociocat (07/14/2014) [-]
hey dumbintense bodylove why not watch the actual episode befor you critisize OP
#13 - noschool (07/14/2014) [-]
it was ecstasy,
#4 - pootismang (07/14/2014) [-]
Maybe water in the eyes? The joke just doesn't stand up well to examination, welcome to Seth MacFarlane.
#5 - splyt (07/14/2014) [-]
well i'm not into ecstasy but i only know of it coming in pill/tablet forms which are ingested orally. i mean even if it was in crystal or powder form that's provided it's actual MDMA not some cut it'd probably just dissolve after awhile nd lose potency
#9 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2014) [-]
it'd lose potency but still could be absorbed through the skin (small and impotent amounts) so technically, thered be a few hallucinations, but nothing extreme
#16 - splyt (07/14/2014) [-]
ecstasy doesn't really cause hallucinations though right? it's a stimulant / upper so the kids would probably just suddenly feel a really energetic contentness
#17 - pea green soup 07/14/2014 on I C U P 0
#39 - nor does FJ really like the people who DO like weed, or at lea… 07/14/2014 on Grow show bro 0
#19 - 3rd panel intense bodyloveken Rage Against the Machine 07/13/2014 on What noobs -1
#24 - someone wunna post a similar image that includes growin pot? …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Grow show bro -3
#26 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 - landerp (07/13/2014) [-]
I don't think this is bait, I think you just don't like weed.
#39 - splyt (07/14/2014) [-]
nor does FJ really like the people who DO like weed, or at least those who don't mind sharing
#169 - tie i love you're comics dude i'd love to be snuck into one at…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Old Habits Die Hard +1
User avatar #170 - itsthetie (07/13/2014) [-]
thanks dude, you got it
#1 - Arthur Curry does not get the least bit of respect he deserves…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on POOR AQUAMAN 0
#2 - angelious (07/12/2014) [-]
he is badass...but outside of batman just about every other hero here operates at a completely different level from him(when you compare the average villains they fight)
#5 - irishlawyer (07/13/2014) [-]
Not if you include the Flash...
#6 - angelious (07/13/2014) [-]
well yeah flash has a lot of normal human villains...touche...

but shit like zoom is sorta out of aquas reach
#25 - Calvin & Hobbes was such a huge part of my childhood that …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Damn. 0
User avatar #38 - yunoknow (07/12/2014) [-]
you're fucked up. who get's off to calvin and hobbes?
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - Womens Study Major (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - Womens Study Major (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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