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splyt

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Total Comments Made:1577
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#18 - hi, mcburd  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on baby bird thing 0
User avatar #29 - mcburd (04/01/2015) [-]
( ~ >0)
#44 - not slutty at all. i'd still give her the nasty cepha… 03/31/2015 on Top Steampunk Cosplays (fem) +11
#13 - hehehe poop 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +8
#37 - what in the wide world of **** is this? i'm not saying …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Oh boy, another Shia video +6
User avatar #62 - demandsgayversion (03/31/2015) [-]
le shia lebouf meme
User avatar #54 - cannibaltroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Someone recently made a mod for skyrim on the steam workshop that replaces the sneak attack sound with "Shia Surprise!"
That's most likely why MMOxReview made this video
#66 - what does "i got catfished" mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Assorted Internets #18 0
#71 - mewxchii (03/31/2015) [-]
It's when your online relationship lies to you about who they are

The term originated from the show (and documentary) "Catfish" on MTV where they go and help random people who believe they have been lied to.
#42 - this was already hurting me enough but then the ******* … 03/29/2015 on There's something in my eye 0
#18 - anything is addicting in the psychological aspect. but you mus… 03/28/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int 0
#16 - you should have studied 03/28/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int +130
#15 - this sort of happened to me when i was a high school tard …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Wis is not the same as Int +3
#17 - Ken M (03/28/2015) [-]
man i've tried to quit smoking weed like 20 times in the past month, every time i cave and buy an 1/8 or a 1/4 i smoke up, and almost immediately realize how stupid it was to cave and how i don't even like the feeling anymore, i just literally can't stop smoking.... people who say weed isn't addicting are just wrong, because im fucking addicted to weed. i can quit for longer periods but i end up drinking a lot more and that's just worse than the weed imo so i always go back to it
#18 - splyt (03/28/2015) [-]
anything is addicting in the psychological aspect. but you must have some issue i can't relate to, because constantly doing something because you feel a need to, ESPECIALLY if you're even aware you don't like it anymore... i actually kinda don't have words for it. i've smoked a ton in my time nd don't necessarily plan to quit, at least not forever but i find it really easy to take breaks. it's actually relieving. and i don't fiend or itch or anything when i don't have it. i used to trap back in the day so i used to have an abundance, nd sometimes smoked like a dozen times a day. and sometimes i go for a few weeks or a month or so without any at all. it's never been difficult for me to not have it. and i REALLY like pot. shit's cash. the break feels refreshing and then since you're tolerance is low it's awesome when you restart. don't blame the substance. everything in moderation man, it's all on you. the pot isn't telling you to go out and spend money consistently on something you don't even like.
#174 - that's a twisted ass observation but the sad thing is i don't … 03/28/2015 on I want the heroes name 0
#892 - **splyt used "*roll rpg name*"** **splyt rolls Wencen** … 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#68 - dude, please stop you're making us all very unhappy 03/27/2015 on People do care 0
#11 - why is the american eating a burger? aren't burgers german?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Human Flags Chow Down 0
#34 - angelusprimus (03/19/2015) [-]
No.
Hamburger patty was originally a thin cut of beef steak, usually flank, hammered very thin and then grilled. It was called "steak hamburg style" or shortened to hamburger.
But it was not a ground beef steak, or was it served as a sandwich.
In america hammered steak was replaced by ground beef and it started to be served as a sandwich and became what we know today as Hamburger.
There are claims by Louis Lassen's family that he invented it in 1900, which would be impressive if there wasn't a preserved article from 1896 talking about a popular Hamburger Sandwich favorite for only 5 cents.
Hamburger sandwich is an american meal.

#373 - without a whole lot of extra thought: Dishonored. ha… 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#25 - well i must say, i was quite surprised 03/18/2015 on that will do 0
#18 - wow this hurt me to read. like **** if i was the one co… 03/11/2015 on (untitled) +3
#935 - i got a haircut admin. make me feel pretty  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Post your picture, Admin... 0
#941 - stephenfauster (03/10/2015) [-]
Your beard also moved up your chin some. Kudos, m8.
#24 - oh no doubt at all 03/08/2015 on Worlds greatest magic trick +1
#15 - saw this coming from a mile away  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Worlds greatest magic trick +4
#20 - neefew (03/08/2015) [-]
it's still funny
#24 - splyt (03/08/2015) [-]
oh no doubt at all
#41 - is he supposed to be hagrid? when does hagrid ever carry a bro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on nerds 0
User avatar #107 - goddamnfudgesicles (03/08/2015) [-]
I can't think of anytime when he does. At one point he even mentions his inability to ride one, due to his size.
#96 - you're the kind of stoners that makes us responsible stoners l… 03/07/2015 on Truthful Doctor -1
#1443 - (left) me like a week or so ago and (right) me shortly aft…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1457 - casval (03/05/2015) [-]
I like the beard on the left more and the haircut on the right more.
User avatar #1449 - keatontheghostfox (03/05/2015) [-]
I like the goatee
#77 - and don't you change a damn thing about that! 03/05/2015 on The day has come +1
#73 - people getting punished for harassing animals. so much justice… 03/05/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 2/whatever +3
#48 - okay, potential reasons he could fall: the combined weight of …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on We goin fishin 0
User avatar #52 - carlonord (03/04/2015) [-]
... I've seen parking lots of trucks on a small pond next to a dam, he'll be fine.

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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - Ken M (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - Ken M (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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