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splyt

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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2825
Highest Comment Rank:#700
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Total Comments Made:1586
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#45 - thats how i am with my peruvean mother. i can always laugh at … 04/23/2015 on Rare Ancient Mexican music 0
#71 - damn, that was clean AND clever, you deserved the hell out of … 04/23/2015 on Cute government... 0
#71 - ******** . don't be a pussy. real men eat the booty 04/23/2015 on Anon has a Good Day +1
#23 - now let's take a screenshot of this post on funnyjunk right no… 04/22/2015 on Glorious Social Media 0
#17 - i second this 04/22/2015 on Megan.. 0
#46 - that thing would be more tricombs than plant matter. that soun… 04/22/2015 on Some amazing things part 4 0
#263 - 5'8" with a 7.25" member. i don't really know where … 04/19/2015 on women and penises +2
#21 - idk man, i really liked WatchDogs :/ 04/17/2015 on Dog 0
#17 - i remember when i was a little kid and in a church with my fam… 04/17/2015 on Quiche +1
#19 - sure, it's sexsii beyond all reason.. but having to carry 3 ty…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Four barrels +5
User avatar #55 - tarekmig (04/16/2015) [-]
You know... why not just one type of ammunition? Like any normal gun?
User avatar #34 - wotterpatch (04/16/2015) [-]
Multiple triggers
#12 - she's not bad actually, got some rhythm 04/14/2015 on Dance like no one is watching +5
#7 - i can actually hear johnny's voice yelling "we hate black… 04/14/2015 on Moot Lied, People Died +101
#15 - careful with that reasoning. while normally i support it, depe… 04/14/2015 on mlg bully +3
#12 - this is true though isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on how to get big 0
#25 - drpenguinz (04/13/2015) [-]
well...kinda, yeah
if you eat the right stuff
#18 - i thought it's only spelled that way if you're referring to th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Beetle juice +5
#28 - ExorArgus (04/13/2015) [-]
Or the actual name of the character.
#25 - well, i mean... you still read it and understood, so it kinda worked?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on egnlsih +6
#26 - circularsquare (04/12/2015) [-]
#25 - not to sound like a dick, but don't you think you would've lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on What a Drag 0
#26 - petitnoir (04/12/2015) [-]
I discovered him one morning (I was 17, and he was 50). I had to call
the emergencies and all. And when I was waiting for them to come, one of the first thing i felt was that he would never hug me again. I would never have that feeling again. I think it was that moment when I broke down crying.
#14 - the last time i saw this it actually made me a lil upset. so i…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on What a Drag 0
#19 - petitnoir (04/11/2015) [-]
Haha, faggot.

I can't ask this to my father anymore because it's been 3 years since he's pepsi...
#25 - splyt (04/12/2015) [-]
not to sound like a dick, but don't you think you would've liked him to pick you up and set you down at least one last time before he pepsi'd? it's sorta what i was thinking at the time. i just wanted it to happen cuz i didn't know if it would or wouldn't happen ever again.
#26 - petitnoir (04/12/2015) [-]
I discovered him one morning (I was 17, and he was 50). I had to call
the emergencies and all. And when I was waiting for them to come, one of the first thing i felt was that he would never hug me again. I would never have that feeling again. I think it was that moment when I broke down crying.
#49 - oh yeah sure, like it's the legs in the background that i care… 04/11/2015 on Like a boss 0
#119 - a guy from I Killed The Prom Queen? wow, middle school throwbacks haha 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. 0
#178 - as long as it varies. thing i love about rodent pets is they'r… 04/11/2015 on Rat trouble part 2 0
#37 - damn i need a girlfriend with a booty like that or, you …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2015 on Yoga Pants Are Best Pants 0
#77 - Ken M (04/11/2015) [-]
Start with a girlfriend and work your way up from there.
#41 - wow, a surprising majority of this i had no clue of. i thought… 04/11/2015 on Spider-Men 0
#84 - is that a bag of ONLY sunflower seeds? i hope that's not the r…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on Rat trouble part 2 +1
User avatar #168 - subjugator (04/11/2015) [-]
I also sometimes feed her dried fruits and snacks etc.
#178 - splyt (04/11/2015) [-]
as long as it varies. thing i love about rodent pets is they're so low maintenance. i just get a mixed seed/nut thing from like petco or w/e easier. they generally don't pay much attention when i put actual food in there, they hardly touched carrots and took mild interest in spinach
#26 - dude, that hurt me 04/10/2015 on Eminem +5

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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - Ken M (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - Ken M (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****		 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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