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#2 - old BBC april fool's prank. was pretty fantastic 09/12/2014 on Who says we can't? +3
#34 - wonder if you could get anywhere close to that... at all... un…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Teamwork -1
User avatar #35 - fuzzyballs (09/12/2014) [-]
great, just insult people for no reason
you're gonna go far in life
#33 - that's dope as **** 09/11/2014 on Freedom of Expression +1
#69 - i wanted to make that joke, but i didn't think anybody would g… 09/11/2014 on Food realisations +1
#44 - is that a common phrase or something? what mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Devious plan. +3
#47 - mr skeltal (09/11/2014) [-]
The pot calling the kettle black, implying that he should not be calling him a tranny freak when he is one himself
#17 - The Petrine Cross has nothing to do with satanism. if anything…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... +2
#20 - andrakian (09/09/2014) [-]
Pentagrams are pagan, not satanic. The represent the four elements plus the "spirit".


And Lavey created a bullshit church just to have some counter-culture fun and people started taking it seryously after he died. He would bitch-slap every laveyan in the face if he was alive.
#96 - was that the ritual dagger from FarCry3?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Firearm Aesthetics +1
#108 - lucariopwnz (09/09/2014) [-]
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
#105 - cockenballs (09/09/2014) [-]
It was
#37 - east coast united states. and oh yeah this lifestyle is …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses 0
User avatar #38 - ntobarrev (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah i get that. better safe than sorry when it comes to this shit. as long as you learn how it's supposed to look/smell, you should be fine. and if people sell real cheap, it's probably shit.
#35 - you know how it is with drugs yo, unless you actually te…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses 0
User avatar #36 - ntobarrev (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, where do you live? Where I live in Norway, we don't have these problems. At least I don't, i get good stuff.
#37 - splyt (09/06/2014) [-]
east coast united states. and oh yeah this lifestyle is awful damn dangerous where i live. if i don't test it i don't take it. and i prefer organics anyway, weed nd shrooms are the only things i really take without conviction. there's just too good of a chance that if you try to get favorable drugs like LSD/coke/molly youre more likely to get some designer drugs like 25i/bk-mdma/meth nd a myriad of other things i DON'T know about. it's not worth it to fry my brain or go blind or cap my potential intelligence or allah knows what else
User avatar #38 - ntobarrev (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah i get that. better safe than sorry when it comes to this shit. as long as you learn how it's supposed to look/smell, you should be fine. and if people sell real cheap, it's probably shit.
#29 - yeah, i have access to plenty of **** . i just don…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses 0
User avatar #34 - ntobarrev (09/05/2014) [-]
Eh, I can understand that. What the fuck have they been taking though? I mean, dying from powders? Must have been some pretty bad shit
#35 - splyt (09/05/2014) [-]
you know how it is with drugs yo, unless you actually test it you never know what you're taking. if you're lookin for molly you'll likely get like 10% real mdma nd the rest cut with meth or some bk-mdma shit. after awhile the wrong things mix with the wrong things
User avatar #36 - ntobarrev (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, where do you live? Where I live in Norway, we don't have these problems. At least I don't, i get good stuff.
#37 - splyt (09/06/2014) [-]
east coast united states. and oh yeah this lifestyle is awful damn dangerous where i live. if i don't test it i don't take it. and i prefer organics anyway, weed nd shrooms are the only things i really take without conviction. there's just too good of a chance that if you try to get favorable drugs like LSD/coke/molly youre more likely to get some designer drugs like 25i/bk-mdma/meth nd a myriad of other things i DON'T know about. it's not worth it to fry my brain or go blind or cap my potential intelligence or allah knows what else
User avatar #38 - ntobarrev (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah i get that. better safe than sorry when it comes to this shit. as long as you learn how it's supposed to look/smell, you should be fine. and if people sell real cheap, it's probably shit.
#9 - yeah i was at a party nd was pretty turnt but for the previous… 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses 0
#4 - because i was inebriated at a social gathering and my judgemen…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses +2
User avatar #17 - fkelly (09/05/2014) [-]
Be good.
User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy (09/05/2014) [-]
gotcha. I dont know much about drugs and have only heard about ritalin in pill form
#9 - splyt (09/05/2014) [-]
yeah i was at a party nd was pretty turnt but for the previous day nd a half i had hardly gotten any sleep nd was exhausted so i used it to perk me up a bit for the rest of the night
#2 - sometimes i text my dad saying the absolute truth and he'll ju…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 'Cause to lose all my senses +46
#26 - kristofe (09/05/2014) [-]
i did that with my mom she would ask me where im going and i would tell her the truth im going to the north side of town to buy some drugs and pick up girls and she would think i was joking.
User avatar #22 - silverzepher (09/05/2014) [-]
one day i will get on a plane to China and my parents wont believe me and i will come back 3 months later and they will be waiting for me at the airport and ask me "where did you go?"
User avatar #19 - ntobarrev (09/05/2014) [-]
Bro, ritalin is a shit tier drug. Can't you get your hands on anything better?
#29 - splyt (09/05/2014) [-]
yeah, i have access to plenty of shit. i just don't fuck with hard drugs. got too many dead friends to be interested in powders
User avatar #34 - ntobarrev (09/05/2014) [-]
Eh, I can understand that. What the fuck have they been taking though? I mean, dying from powders? Must have been some pretty bad shit
#35 - splyt (09/05/2014) [-]
you know how it is with drugs yo, unless you actually test it you never know what you're taking. if you're lookin for molly you'll likely get like 10% real mdma nd the rest cut with meth or some bk-mdma shit. after awhile the wrong things mix with the wrong things
User avatar #36 - ntobarrev (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, where do you live? Where I live in Norway, we don't have these problems. At least I don't, i get good stuff.
#37 - splyt (09/06/2014) [-]
east coast united states. and oh yeah this lifestyle is awful damn dangerous where i live. if i don't test it i don't take it. and i prefer organics anyway, weed nd shrooms are the only things i really take without conviction. there's just too good of a chance that if you try to get favorable drugs like LSD/coke/molly youre more likely to get some designer drugs like 25i/bk-mdma/meth nd a myriad of other things i DON'T know about. it's not worth it to fry my brain or go blind or cap my potential intelligence or allah knows what else
User avatar #38 - ntobarrev (09/06/2014) [-]
yeah i get that. better safe than sorry when it comes to this shit. as long as you learn how it's supposed to look/smell, you should be fine. and if people sell real cheap, it's probably shit.
User avatar #8 - mcroflskates (09/05/2014) [-]
My mom's the same way, I'm sarcastic nearly 100% of the time so I can say whatever I feel like, and she thinks I'm kidding lol
User avatar #3 - swimmingprodigy (09/05/2014) [-]
>lines of ritalin

why not just swallow the pill?
#4 - splyt (09/05/2014) [-]
because i was inebriated at a social gathering and my judgement was impaired and snorting, rather than ingesting, makes it kick in faster with a stronger effect and tends to not last as long
User avatar #17 - fkelly (09/05/2014) [-]
Be good.
User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy (09/05/2014) [-]
gotcha. I dont know much about drugs and have only heard about ritalin in pill form
#9 - splyt (09/05/2014) [-]
yeah i was at a party nd was pretty turnt but for the previous day nd a half i had hardly gotten any sleep nd was exhausted so i used it to perk me up a bit for the rest of the night
#54 - Virginia seems to enjoy creampie-ing animated college girls...… 09/04/2014 on Porn searches from each state 0
#106 - that was the perfect way to put it 09/03/2014 on Shit rich college students say 0
#11 - if that were the situation you can still call 911 and just mut…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on In Australia... +6
#47 - mr skeltal (09/03/2014) [-]
You might think that, but they'll probably hang up.
User avatar #84 - commontroll (09/03/2014) [-]
Nah, oftentimes people will call 911 because they're choking or something, and fall unconscious without saying anything, or can't say anything so they send somebody.
#55 - well **** , it's been working for me my sock… 09/02/2014 on Big boobies yummy +2
#53 - SJW = ?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on 4chan is full of masterminds 0
User avatar #54 - superpower (09/02/2014) [-]
Social Justice Warrior
#3 - Strobelights by Krewella went with this surprisingly well 09/02/2014 on Funk Overload 0
#4 - are the little circular parts just metal shavings coming off o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Beautiful drill loop +2
#5 - pimpelipom (08/30/2014) [-]
Shavings coming off.
#33 - as a cinematography major, kinda yeah 08/23/2014 on DYK Comp #9 0
#10 - theatre kid here man, a zombie was my favorite thing to try to be  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on DYK Comp #9 0
#12 - mr skeltal (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure all that is coming in handy now.
#33 - splyt (08/23/2014) [-]
as a cinematography major, kinda yeah
User avatar #30 - tehfalconguy (08/22/2014) [-]
"i'm gonna belittle you for a thing you enjoyed as a kid i'll show youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
#3 - the island where the story takes place it is inhabited by thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on Video game logic 0
User avatar #26 - Vpirate (08/23/2014) [-]
The Japanese military were also stationed on Yamatai during WWII
#4 - gg made me look up definition of anaphora, only became more impressed 08/22/2014 on Shrek is Life +60
#7 - holy **** , you mean actors had to learn how to ac…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on DYK Comp #9 +10
#9 - OldSnake (08/22/2014) [-]
Let's see you shamble believably.
#13 - seferofe (08/22/2014) [-]
Pass me some alcohol and I will show you.
#10 - splyt (08/22/2014) [-]
theatre kid here man, a zombie was my favorite thing to try to be
#12 - mr skeltal (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm sure all that is coming in handy now.
#33 - splyt (08/23/2014) [-]
as a cinematography major, kinda yeah
User avatar #30 - tehfalconguy (08/22/2014) [-]
"i'm gonna belittle you for a thing you enjoyed as a kid i'll show youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - mr skeltal (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - mr skeltal (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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