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Date Signed Up:12/04/2011
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#95 - i'd be terrified of the pitch black darkness and the undersea …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 +17
#277 - swagbot (12/18/2014) [-]
enjoy.
#38 - damn, that balrogg/bowser combo is hood as **** 12/18/2014 on Universe swap 0
#14 - i dont get why we always imagine aliens as such humanoid figur… 12/17/2014 on Never thought of it like that 0
#17 - mountains and deserts are not large bodies of water  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Map +14
User avatar #131 - commontroll (12/18/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
#6 - that sounds more like Tyler Durden than GGG 12/17/2014 on This guy goes above and... +3
#3 - kind of a cool thought, cute picture, but damn after the pic t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Well, DO IT! +112
#23 - awdudeleatherbelt (12/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - skulldan (12/17/2014) [-]
Isnt this from an old audio file?
#49 - cuz nobody writes viruses for macs. not **** wort… 12/16/2014 on yeah, right -1
#119 - the ROOM. with a MOOOOOSE  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on I like the one on the right 0
#136 - thejudgingmoose (12/16/2014) [-]
Indeed, my friend.
#134 - wholeheartedly disagree 12/16/2014 on Admin -4
#44 - sasha grey was actually in a terrible horrible movie called Wo… 12/14/2014 on I can't believe it! 0
#20 - apparently, i can not even make a sarcastic comment imit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Booterfly 0
User avatar #21 - jiichei (12/13/2014) [-]
I know dude. the other day I said "OMG WHITE PPL HAVE IT SO HARD!!1" and got thumbed down and taken seriously. fj is starting to get holiday fags I guess, straight from youtube comment sections. people take everything seriously around here and everything tumblr related gets red thumbs, satire or not.
#1 - the terrified woman on the right makes this so perfect  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Arab Humor +59
User avatar #18 - MrDeadiron (12/14/2014) [-]
Looks more like shes wondering why he's taking a picture of her.
#1 - this is awesome! i wunna know what the original looks like  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on We're under attack! +34
#2 - phukyou (12/13/2014) [-]
ok
#18 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
i tried to click the 'ok' thinking it was a spoiler eye! xD
#14 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
damn that roll to table flip though, looks like the panda has been trained to do that.
#13 - gerfox (12/14/2014) [-]
Mofokin Pandas
#53 - i have a question that only barely regards this post. if someo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Choice game 0
User avatar #123 - paddypancake (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm certainly not an expert here so better wait for other responses. The frequency, which is the amount of waves per fixed time, changes. The frequency a still standing receiver hears while you move towards them is
f x(1+ your speed/Phase speed)
Phase speed is the wavelenght divided by the time for an entire wave motion.
And i cant emphasize this enough, im not a reliable source on this, but as far as i know you can simply say that your own speed is the same as the phase speed there, meaning that whatever you say will have twice the frequency.
According to wikipedia, humans can hear in ranges of 20Hertz to 20Kilohertz, though these are the extremes and they can talk (or rather make sounds) with frequencies of 80Hertz to 12Kilohertz. So theoretically your target might even not understand you (given that i didnt make a mistake somewhere). If you run past your target the + turns into a - so you could suddenly not be heard (f*(1-1)=0Hertz, or if you run a bit slower have an extreme change in frequency, which might sound weird for the kids.
Though if you want reliable stuff you should wait until someone else shows up
#9 - THERE ARE LITERALLY TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE I AM DYING  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Booterfly -6
#16 - milkyhammer (12/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #13 - jiichei (12/13/2014) [-]
can you even?
#20 - splyt (12/13/2014) [-]
apparently, i can not even make a sarcastic comment imitating a potential followup tumblr comment without people thinking im serious
User avatar #21 - jiichei (12/13/2014) [-]
I know dude. the other day I said "OMG WHITE PPL HAVE IT SO HARD!!1" and got thumbed down and taken seriously. fj is starting to get holiday fags I guess, straight from youtube comment sections. people take everything seriously around here and everything tumblr related gets red thumbs, satire or not.
User avatar #10 - jackNit (12/13/2014) [-]
Well, do it faster
#26 - geez, they didn't break the 4th wall they ******* … 12/13/2014 on Crafty animators +12
#27 - and also isn't  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Critical Miss +5
#29 - flaviennealienne (12/13/2014) [-]
The mystery continues...
#6 - there's also an animated movie for it if you're not much of a reader 12/12/2014 on I'm batman +2
#5 - if i recall this is from Justice League: War. someone correct …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on I'm batman +1
#6 - splyt (12/12/2014) [-]
there's also an animated movie for it if you're not much of a reader
#27 - you're right, i should've made it a bigger point to say that m… 12/12/2014 on Introverts +1
#32 - dude... that IS the proper way to do it.. 12/12/2014 on (1) Facebook +2
#21 - okay, what people don't get is that introvert and extrovert do…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on Introverts 0
#25 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
Introverts and extroverts do not have entirely different ways of gaining energy.
#56 - samsquatch (12/12/2014) [-]
I definitely read this to mean how excited/happy people are in groups vs. alone. I don't think they meant that introverts are literally powering themselves instead of getting energy from food.

I get what they're saying as I see most people get super excited when there's a ton of people around (at a party/concert) and they really seem to get "energized" by having lots of other people around. Personally, I feel "energized" by other things, like music. This is the main introvert/extrovert difference as I've come to understand it, but obviously it's much larger than that.
#27 - splyt (12/12/2014) [-]
you're right, i should've made it a bigger point to say that my descriptions aren't set in stone. of course people are gonna vary widely
#5 - i can't tell what else it's supposed to read? 12/12/2014 on found one and rofl 0
#7 - oh god that's brutal, and from what i understand, not totally …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on #justkittythings +1
User avatar #8 - erisclio (12/12/2014) [-]
Youre right no violence if they're all female, they'll just emotionally manipulate each other and gossip behind each others' backs.
#3 - bitch, when my gerbils nap they all use each other as blankets…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2014 on #justkittythings +3
User avatar #4 - erisclio (12/12/2014) [-]
My mother had gerbils once and she left for a day and when she came back they had eaten all of their freshly born babies and the tank was a bloodbath
so cute
~But yours are pretty sweet I must say
#7 - splyt (12/12/2014) [-]
oh god that's brutal, and from what i understand, not totally uncommon. but all my gerbs are ladies so thankfully no such baby meals will be given to them(:
User avatar #8 - erisclio (12/12/2014) [-]
Youre right no violence if they're all female, they'll just emotionally manipulate each other and gossip behind each others' backs.
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User avatar #7 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
User avatar #6 - tittentei (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow you just lost like 7 comment levels. Are you ******* sorry?
#4 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
*judging internally*
#3 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
you're sick
#2 - beep (08/20/2013) [-]
****					 you.
**** you.
User avatar #1 - epiclolness (08/20/2013) [-]
You're an awful person for your comment about the missing daughter...
User avatar #5 to #1 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
You do realize he's posting the sad truth about the internet right and not telling people to prank call him, right? Right?
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