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Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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latest user's comments
- idk pushing, shoving, dancing, jumping.. those should kinda al…
- well i would, but im not funny, creative, or artistic :/
This site is dying fast
- Darth Nivek actually, not bad. idk which is the …
- i'm gonna want a mention buddy
How Did You Know
- can someone explain to me how/why this happened? and how i can…
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
what makes balloons pop? too much air
the slight drop to the ground was enough to make the valve break under the pressure, and it all went up
number of reason cant say which one it really is though it could be filled up to much wekaned of wall flour has somthing that borken the seal etc
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
- im kinda curious what you guys can come up with, FJ will you roast me?
>Color changing glasses
>Shit facial hair
I think god did the roasting for you
when you put your cat down don't wear it as a wing.
The only people I've ever seen wearing those color changing glasses are mentally retarded.
You look like JonTrons gay half mexican brother that decided to go start a jazz band and be "a million times more popular" than him
That smile says "suave" but that facial hair says "child molester"
What are you smiling about? Did you get laid finally? You should ask her how it was after she wakes up from naptime and has a snack.
ladies and gentlemen I give you: Eddie Guerrero with Aspergers.
didn't know we had a mclovin on Fj
Josh Peck if he was a gay child molester and still fat
At least you got the right idea with the hair. If you could grow it a little more and cover your entire face, it would be perfect.
Finally stepped outside the clay shack, Pedro? Good. You bring the cocain, I've got the women. Better hurry, I hear they're building a wall.
You look like the "cool kid" that goes to all the senior parties and acts like he's friends with everybody but no one actually likes him.
Nice homestuck cosplay.
One style wasn't hipster enough for you, so you chose all of them.
You look like the popular kid in a special needs school
PSOE logo? lol
Socialists of America
- stop giving lucid thoughtful answers. that's not how we do things here
logic on a plane
- humans are animals dumb dumb
Sane humans should only be attracted to rocks.
- dihydrogen monoxide
Bill Nye the Thug Lyfe guy.
- the vault didn't even have loot. just tentacles and dissapointment
But it did have loot. Only Jack knew how to take advantage of Eridium and the Eye of the Destroyer.
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