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spiderkid

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Date Signed Up:3/18/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#35266
Highest Content Rank:#11857
Highest Comment Rank:#17022
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Total Comments Made:184
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#209 - He has a point doe 04/25/2015 on Porsche 0
#3264 - Yeah you better hope he has a pleasant day, because god knows … 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#3262 - Hey beautiful, you look amazing in this picture, your skin is … 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#3260 - That is some fat... cat you got there, should put it on a diet bro. 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#854 - Ty please forgive for peasant ignorance : ((((((((((((((  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? +2
User avatar #856 - velho (04/16/2015) [-]
It's okay, nobody knows everything.
#835 - Not only is that a long and convoluted analogy but it is also … 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
#823 - I like to think I am very logical as well. My logic says the v…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
User avatar #829 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
"the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself"

Well if you take two pieces of alloy that look the same.
But one has has a higher thermal and shock resistance.
And you machine them using a primitive method for the weaker alloy and a modern high precision method using robots for the stronger alloy.

The resulting machined pieces of alloy will look almost exactly the same on the surface but when put into use the stronger alloy will prove itself to be more effective and will continue to be used.
#949 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
I don't know if you still don't believe her but the amount of replies and and the story lean much closer to sincerity than to lies, in the very least she's dedicated to the lie
#1015 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
While i was play Lineage 2 about 6 years ago i pretended for about a year that i was a 23 year old asian chick, i created a whole new identity and shoped some photo of a asian chick playing Lineage 2.
Those neckbeards ate it up quick.
They were showering me with high level items for the simple fact that i was a "girl" in their guild.
So yeah ,nothing is what it seems on the internet.

Heck, admin could be a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
#1016 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
youve bested me, take your neckbeard prize
#1017 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died ?
User avatar #1019 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
i just don't get why you refuse to believe its not catfishing
User avatar #1022 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
Because i can.
#835 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
Not only is that a long and convoluted analogy but it is also inaccurate. The final product (the content) isn't being compromised by the persons identity. He/She is offering to provide stories for amusement, the only way your analogy bare any resemblance to our discussion was if she/he was offering practical advice that was misguided or incorrect.
#819 - nah not at all, I would envy them if I was you. Their lives ar…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
User avatar #822 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What enhanced my life was the use of logic and until now it has worked perfectly for me.
I am the kind of person that questions things that have no basis in logic.
Cause and effect.
#823 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
I like to think I am very logical as well. My logic says the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself, so its something not to be concerned about.
User avatar #829 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
"the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself"

Well if you take two pieces of alloy that look the same.
But one has has a higher thermal and shock resistance.
And you machine them using a primitive method for the weaker alloy and a modern high precision method using robots for the stronger alloy.

The resulting machined pieces of alloy will look almost exactly the same on the surface but when put into use the stronger alloy will prove itself to be more effective and will continue to be used.
#949 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
I don't know if you still don't believe her but the amount of replies and and the story lean much closer to sincerity than to lies, in the very least she's dedicated to the lie
#1015 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
While i was play Lineage 2 about 6 years ago i pretended for about a year that i was a 23 year old asian chick, i created a whole new identity and shoped some photo of a asian chick playing Lineage 2.
Those neckbeards ate it up quick.
They were showering me with high level items for the simple fact that i was a "girl" in their guild.
So yeah ,nothing is what it seems on the internet.

Heck, admin could be a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
#1016 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
youve bested me, take your neckbeard prize
#1017 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died ?
User avatar #1019 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
i just don't get why you refuse to believe its not catfishing
User avatar #1022 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
Because i can.
#835 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
Not only is that a long and convoluted analogy but it is also inaccurate. The final product (the content) isn't being compromised by the persons identity. He/She is offering to provide stories for amusement, the only way your analogy bare any resemblance to our discussion was if she/he was offering practical advice that was misguided or incorrect.
#815 - The suspension of disbelief is how we can be fixated to movies…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
User avatar #817 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
Well i am not fixated on movies and shows.
And although i wouldn't find the stories interesting, but if this increases traffic on funnyjunk then thats a good thing.

But you must agree the number of people who instantly believe that this is completely real and start asking questions about him/her is quite funny.
#819 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
nah not at all, I would envy them if I was you. Their lives are enhanced by allowing themselves to believe it so fully. In other situations it could be detrimental in this situation its perfectly fun and safe.
User avatar #822 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What enhanced my life was the use of logic and until now it has worked perfectly for me.
I am the kind of person that questions things that have no basis in logic.
Cause and effect.
#823 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
I like to think I am very logical as well. My logic says the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself, so its something not to be concerned about.
User avatar #829 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
"the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself"

Well if you take two pieces of alloy that look the same.
But one has has a higher thermal and shock resistance.
And you machine them using a primitive method for the weaker alloy and a modern high precision method using robots for the stronger alloy.

The resulting machined pieces of alloy will look almost exactly the same on the surface but when put into use the stronger alloy will prove itself to be more effective and will continue to be used.
#949 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
I don't know if you still don't believe her but the amount of replies and and the story lean much closer to sincerity than to lies, in the very least she's dedicated to the lie
#1015 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
While i was play Lineage 2 about 6 years ago i pretended for about a year that i was a 23 year old asian chick, i created a whole new identity and shoped some photo of a asian chick playing Lineage 2.
Those neckbeards ate it up quick.
They were showering me with high level items for the simple fact that i was a "girl" in their guild.
So yeah ,nothing is what it seems on the internet.

Heck, admin could be a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
#1016 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
youve bested me, take your neckbeard prize
#1017 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died ?
User avatar #1019 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
i just don't get why you refuse to believe its not catfishing
User avatar #1022 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
Because i can.
#835 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
Not only is that a long and convoluted analogy but it is also inaccurate. The final product (the content) isn't being compromised by the persons identity. He/She is offering to provide stories for amusement, the only way your analogy bare any resemblance to our discussion was if she/he was offering practical advice that was misguided or incorrect.
#785 - Ah **** , nothing like hiding behind reaction images so …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
User avatar #788 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
"suspension of disbelief, stop trying to fixate on the apparent facts on the internet which are almost impossible to validate"

Yes ,i am going to believe this person is who says he is without questioning the fact that there is zero evidence to backup his claims.

The gif pretty much sums up what you did and regarding your statement "engage in a discussion." - with who ? the guy that instantly uses the word "faggot" to show how badass he thinks he is.

For all i know ,you could be this woman that is pretending to be a escort.
#815 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
The suspension of disbelief is how we can be fixated to movies and shows. I am not saying believe everything you read or see, I am saying in this case it doesn't matter. If she/he is a bogan neckbeard males is irrelevant if he/she puts on a good enough show to make it believable and provides interesting content then so be it.
User avatar #817 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
Well i am not fixated on movies and shows.
And although i wouldn't find the stories interesting, but if this increases traffic on funnyjunk then thats a good thing.

But you must agree the number of people who instantly believe that this is completely real and start asking questions about him/her is quite funny.
#819 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
nah not at all, I would envy them if I was you. Their lives are enhanced by allowing themselves to believe it so fully. In other situations it could be detrimental in this situation its perfectly fun and safe.
User avatar #822 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What enhanced my life was the use of logic and until now it has worked perfectly for me.
I am the kind of person that questions things that have no basis in logic.
Cause and effect.
#823 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
I like to think I am very logical as well. My logic says the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself, so its something not to be concerned about.
User avatar #829 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
"the validity of the person posting the content doesn't change the content itself"

Well if you take two pieces of alloy that look the same.
But one has has a higher thermal and shock resistance.
And you machine them using a primitive method for the weaker alloy and a modern high precision method using robots for the stronger alloy.

The resulting machined pieces of alloy will look almost exactly the same on the surface but when put into use the stronger alloy will prove itself to be more effective and will continue to be used.
#949 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
I don't know if you still don't believe her but the amount of replies and and the story lean much closer to sincerity than to lies, in the very least she's dedicated to the lie
#1015 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
While i was play Lineage 2 about 6 years ago i pretended for about a year that i was a 23 year old asian chick, i created a whole new identity and shoped some photo of a asian chick playing Lineage 2.
Those neckbeards ate it up quick.
They were showering me with high level items for the simple fact that i was a "girl" in their guild.
So yeah ,nothing is what it seems on the internet.

Heck, admin could be a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
#1016 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
youve bested me, take your neckbeard prize
#1017 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
What crawled up your ass and died ?
User avatar #1019 - thegrimpoe (04/16/2015) [-]
i just don't get why you refuse to believe its not catfishing
User avatar #1022 - kingofthedragonmen (04/16/2015) [-]
Because i can.
#835 - spiderkid (04/16/2015) [-]
Not only is that a long and convoluted analogy but it is also inaccurate. The final product (the content) isn't being compromised by the persons identity. He/She is offering to provide stories for amusement, the only way your analogy bare any resemblance to our discussion was if she/he was offering practical advice that was misguided or incorrect.
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