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sphincterface

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbone, PC
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Halo, Batman Arkham Series, FIFA, Madden, NCAA Football, Mass Effect, , Skyrim, Fallout, Republic Commando, Assassin's Creed, Mortal Kombat
X-box Gamertag: Nklein58
Interests: Sports of all kinds, video games, playing guitar, reading, drawing, watching TV and movies, eating. I basically love everything :),
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:America
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Content Views:69987
Times Content Favorited:44 times
Total Comments Made:9798
FJ Points:18904
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#101 - Those ears are like goddamn radar dishes.  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on witch 0
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#104 - catkyte (31 minutes ago) [-]
donkey ears
#215 - Looking at the old designs of the RPG's I used to play like Ru… 17 hours ago on What WoW looked like 17... 0
#240 - It was just his birthday too. Damn. :/ 22 hours ago on RIP David Bowie +1
#79 - I loved this show.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on theyre creepy and theyre kooky +2
#82 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Wasn't it a movie?
#25 - That's exactly something Sarah Connor would say to avoid being…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Automata +45
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#70 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
If that were the case she's doing a really poor job of being undercover
#33 - Porn, weeabo **** and Tie. It's scary because that… 01/07/2016 on I love you guys! 0
#61 - All I see is Snafu. Seriously though, this guy i… 01/07/2016 on white guy. +1
#26 - Star Whores. 01/07/2016 on Role-playing 0
#43 - I took care of those Raiders for you. 01/06/2016 on prestongarvey's profile 0
#59 - He's tough as hell, he proved that. He's shown he can take a h…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Therapeutic +7
#92 - astatine (01/07/2016) [-]
Eh, it's unbelievably tough by normal standards but bear in mind this is supposed to be a trained Dark Jedi. The fact that it slowed him down that much - enough to do so badly against a Storm Trooper and then lose against an untrained force sensitive who discovered her powers this morning and has never touched a lightsaber - puts him kind of below average for what he's meant to be.

That said I think it's all intentional, on the writer's part, at least. Notice how his name's Kylo Ren - not Darth Whateverhesgoingtobe. He hasn't been made a Dark Lord yet, so I think that he's still to the Sith as a Padawan is to the Jedi. He's lording around acting like he's the boss of everyone, but he still hasn't passed his Sith's mock exams. Essentially he really is just a whiney kid right now, because he has as much to learn about the Sith as Rey does about the Jedi.
#63 - whiterabbitradio (01/05/2016) [-]
Exactly. You can be tougher than a burnt steak, but if your emotionally a 12 year old who isn't capable of emotional intelligence and is a stalker for someone long dead going to the point of wearing a mask to be more like him, most people consider you a whinny bitch.

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User avatar #29 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
while face of you is make of sphincter, still you are have deserve be wish merry chrimble from the jimble
User avatar #30 to #29 - sphincterface (12/26/2015) [-]
Well hey man, thanks. Merry Christmas to you too.
User avatar #25 - maybetraffy (06/30/2015) [-]
"THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS, JUST MEN WITH TITS!"
User avatar #26 to #25 - sphincterface (06/30/2015) [-]
How do you keep finding me.
User avatar #27 to #26 - maybetraffy (07/01/2015) [-]
we are meant to be
#21 - fazbear (06/02/2015) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sphincterface (06/02/2015) [-]
Ayyyy!
User avatar #23 to #20 - sphincterface (06/02/2015) [-]
(- > o)

It's supposed to be you....I'm sorry I suck at this.

Also, I seriously never check my wall so I just saw this. :/
User avatar #24 to #23 - mcburd (06/02/2015) [-]
Thats ok ( ~ >0)
User avatar #14 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
boop.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Beep boop.
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
Hello

Good Evening.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Hey.

And good evening to you too
User avatar #18 to #17 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #19 to #18 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Heading off to bed actually. Got a big ass test tomorrow
#6 - cunninglinguist (02/07/2015) [-]
mfw I'm one of your fave users
mfw I'm one of your fave users
User avatar #7 to #6 - sphincterface (02/07/2015) [-]
My very favorite, to be exact.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
That makes me happy. You're one of my faves, and one of the very very few people who know my life story

Sorry it took a while to respond, somehow I couldnt comment on things here D:
User avatar #9 to #8 - sphincterface (02/09/2015) [-]
It's alright! And hey I'm glad you trust me enough to tell me your story. That's why you're my favorite. <3
User avatar #10 to #9 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
d'aaawww. I do trust you. I know many Nicks, but you're my fave Also, I read you could sing? :3 can you pls sing for me one time? I can sing too, but I'm far too shy. Maybe one day we could have a duet <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - sphincterface (02/10/2015) [-]
You got yourself a deal!
#12 to #11 - cunninglinguist (02/10/2015) [-]
YES!!! so happy
YES!!! so happy
User avatar #5 - murrlogic (01/25/2015) [-]
boop
#13 to #5 - anon (03/14/2015) [-]
boopity boop
#4 - cunninglinguist (01/18/2015) [-]
mfw new friend
#3 - watshisface (12/17/2014) [-]
nice to see another friendly face
User avatar #1 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
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