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sphincterface

Last status update:
Well here goes finals week. :/comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PC
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Battlefield, Halo, Batman Arkham Series, FIFA, Madden, NCAA Football, Mass Effect, Halo, Skyrim, Fallout, Republic Commando, Assassin's Creed.
X-box Gamertag: Nklein58
Interests: Sports of all kinds, video games, playing guitar, reading, drawing, watching TV and movies, eating,
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:Merica
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10790
Comment Ranking:#386
Highest Content Rank:#5354
Highest Comment Rank:#388
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Level 11 Content: New Here → Level 12 Content: New Here
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Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:1
Content Views:26415
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:4091
FJ Points:8416
German by heritage, American by birth.

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latest user's comments

#25 - Admin, are you feeling okay? You're starting to worry us. 12 hours ago on Looks good guys! 0
#40 - I only have to wait a year here in Iowa. 20 hours ago on You thought she was legal 0
#13 - Terrible movies. Still loved them. 20 hours ago on Zoinks +5
#19 - I read it as "cart rectum." 20 hours ago on As a grocer, this... 0
#119 - Read the article. PETA thinks milk is cruel.  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Based Dominos 0
User avatar #120 - knackie (22 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't matter if PETA thinks its cruel.
If I don't want to drink milk for any reason. That doesn't mean its because I think its cruel.
#130 - Ken M (21 hours ago) [-]
I would say that he was talking about the fact that it was Peta that said they should add vegan cheese, and as eveybody knows: Peta is against any kind of animal product. But loves killing almost every animal in their shelters
Not any other person/group.
#73 - Spurs are out. I am pisses as hell. 22 hours ago on Manny Shot First 0
#32 - If there is going to be a rebellion if it comes to this, I am … 22 hours ago on Kenji warned us +1
#16 - Your avatar makes me uncomfortable for some reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Drunk people love laser... 0
User avatar #62 - dinozzzo (3 hours ago) [-]
haven't you said that before?
#46 - I would say that the Abrams is the second best tank in the wor… 22 hours ago on sniff... Mein Sohn 0
#16 - And here I thought my dad was the only one who sneezed with th… 22 hours ago on You must sleep to level up +9

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User avatar #14 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
boop.
User avatar #15 to #14 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Beep boop.
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
Hello

Good Evening.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Hey.

And good evening to you too
User avatar #18 to #17 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #19 to #18 - sphincterface (04/29/2015) [-]
Heading off to bed actually. Got a big ass test tomorrow
#6 - cunninglinguist (02/07/2015) [-]
mfw I'm one of your fave users
mfw I'm one of your fave users
User avatar #7 to #6 - sphincterface (02/07/2015) [-]
My very favorite, to be exact.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
That makes me happy. You're one of my faves, and one of the very very few people who know my life story

Sorry it took a while to respond, somehow I couldnt comment on things here D:
User avatar #9 to #8 - sphincterface (02/09/2015) [-]
It's alright! And hey I'm glad you trust me enough to tell me your story. That's why you're my favorite. <3
User avatar #10 to #9 - cunninglinguist (02/09/2015) [-]
d'aaawww. I do trust you. I know many Nicks, but you're my fave Also, I read you could sing? :3 can you pls sing for me one time? I can sing too, but I'm far too shy. Maybe one day we could have a duet <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - sphincterface (02/10/2015) [-]
You got yourself a deal!
#12 to #11 - cunninglinguist (02/10/2015) [-]
YES!!! so happy
YES!!! so happy
User avatar #5 - murrlogic (01/25/2015) [-]
boop
#13 to #5 - Ken M (03/14/2015) [-]
boopity boop
#4 - cunninglinguist (01/18/2015) [-]
mfw new friend
#3 - watshisface (12/17/2014) [-]
nice to see another friendly face
User avatar #1 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
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