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Date Signed Up:9/20/2012
Last Login:12/02/2013
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Content Thumbs: 8432 total,  9675 ,  1243
Comment Thumbs: 403 total,  737 ,  334
Content Level Progress: 31% (31/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 140 Comments: Faptastic → Level 141 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:2
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Times Content Favorited:498 times
Total Comments Made:226
FJ Points:8834
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#1 - horrible screen shot, white border thicker than ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2013 on REX 0
User avatar #2 - inwonderland (01/03/2013) [-]
Horrible deduction. Cause it has a white border it has to be a screenshot? It's just a fucking border. Don't be a nit-picking douche.
#3 - spermking (01/03/2013) [-]
pointing out the border on a ss makes me a douche
#2 - its like watching paint but you can't stop yourself  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Captain Hornypants +6
#12 - strawberryyogurt (01/03/2013) [-]
#4 - mynameisawesomeman (01/02/2013) [-]
>like watching paint
#3 - **** YEAH!  [+] (23 new replies) 01/02/2013 on America +1
#4 - idkmyusername (01/02/2013) [-]
YOU WANT SUM MORE?
#17 - sicksilo (01/06/2013) [-]
#18 - idkmyusername (01/06/2013) [-]
this kid thinks hes cool.
#19 - sicksilo (01/09/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#20 - idkmyusername (01/09/2013) [-]
SUPRISE MUTHA FUCKA. hail to the kinghail hydra
#25 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - Hydra (01/10/2013) [-]
Hail me!
#22 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
they do exist
#24 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
#23 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
#26 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
go home Patrick you're drunk
#27 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
So you'll sit on FJ but wont play some Battlefield or something with me?
#28 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
My xbox is like.... all the way down the hall
#29 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
go get it
#30 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
no. we could play chivalry or some shit
#31 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
No.
#32 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
portal?
#33 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
#38 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
couldn't reply again... and it wasn't me, im no dirt bag
#36 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
couldnt reply to your last picture...
#37 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
Why do you thumb down all my comments D:
#34 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
#35 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
Go get your xbox and stop being a fat lazy american.
#1 - AMERICA, **** YEAH  [+] (25 new replies) 01/02/2013 on America +1
#2 - idkmyusername (01/02/2013) [-]
DID SOMEONE SAY 'MERICA?
#3 - spermking (01/02/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH!
#4 - idkmyusername (01/02/2013) [-]
YOU WANT SUM MORE?
#17 - sicksilo (01/06/2013) [-]
#18 - idkmyusername (01/06/2013) [-]
this kid thinks hes cool.
#19 - sicksilo (01/09/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#20 - idkmyusername (01/09/2013) [-]
SUPRISE MUTHA FUCKA. hail to the kinghail hydra
#25 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - Hydra (01/10/2013) [-]
Hail me!
#22 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
they do exist
#24 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
#23 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
#26 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
go home Patrick you're drunk
#27 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
So you'll sit on FJ but wont play some Battlefield or something with me?
#28 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
My xbox is like.... all the way down the hall
#29 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
go get it
#30 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
no. we could play chivalry or some shit
#31 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
No.
#32 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
portal?
#33 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
#38 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
couldn't reply again... and it wasn't me, im no dirt bag
#36 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
couldnt reply to your last picture...
#37 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
Why do you thumb down all my comments D:
#34 - idkmyusername (01/10/2013) [-]
#35 - sicksilo (01/10/2013) [-]
Go get your xbox and stop being a fat lazy american.
#32 - what makes you say that sound a bit angry there bud 01/02/2013 on Oppa +4
#2 - ******* old lady lol 01/01/2013 on granny 0
#417 - ah, looked up videos of them, they dont really look like rocks… 12/31/2012 on Coooool. +2
#11 - yeah, we should totally ban cars  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2012 on alcohol car and guns 0
User avatar #17 - lulzdealer (01/01/2013) [-]
especially high-torque ones that were made with no other purpose than outrunning the police. it'll make people a whole lot safer if we ban them.
User avatar #19 - thebeastlyhound (01/01/2013) [-]
NHAR all the way
User avatar #18 - thebeastlyhound (01/01/2013) [-]
dude im a high horse power kinda guy and you posting this on my post will not do
#20 - lulzdealer (01/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
it was sarcasm as a means of pointing out the stupidity behind the reasoning for gun contgrol
#3 - didn't ****** 12/31/2012 on Old Man +2
#2 - theres alot, community goes from **** to good ran… 12/31/2012 on Nice people on LoL 0
#1 - Picture 12/30/2012 on mfw school 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2012 on the fuck is this shit mum? +3
User avatar #15 - alexwise (12/31/2012) [-]
who dat?
#5 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
No
#3 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
No.
#2 - anomolous (12/30/2012) [-]
Yes.
#10 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
I would agree with you but the way he expresses it is simply too offensive, one can't use words like that on the internet.
#46 - anomolous (01/09/2013) [-]
You have a point. Sometimes it's like my mind puts the emotional energy of words on ignore. I see true, or false. I just can't see the offensive.
#3 - can't even tell, so many people have overused this in differen… 12/30/2012 on Part of day +1
#1 - retarded 12/30/2012 on How War of the Worlds... 0
#377 - im sure theres a few other things with poison you also wouldn'… 12/30/2012 on Coooool. 0
#1 - whats taht supposed to be 12/29/2012 on Oh OK 0
#4 - you're thinking underage boys/girls i can see how y… 12/29/2012 on If you're a man... +1
#7 - why must people over use this 12/29/2012 on boy that escalated quickly 0
#4 - wondering if anyone has sources lol  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2012 on Boss Status -1
User avatar #5 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
I don't it would be cool
#1 - that some kind of artificial coloring or..what? lol  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2012 on Boss Status 0
User avatar #22 - thisotherdude (12/30/2012) [-]
I think it might just be a special breed or something along those lines, if dogs can range from tiny mop like things to massive bastards that look like they're melting a stripped dog isn't that hard to swallow.
User avatar #2 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
No it says what happened in the content.
User avatar #4 - spermking (12/29/2012) [-]
wondering if anyone has sources lol
User avatar #5 - darkjustifier (12/29/2012) [-]
I don't it would be cool
#7 - mfw people use > outside of 4chan to let other people k…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Just a story 0
#8 - part (12/28/2012) [-]
Or maybe the use of > is a convenient way to represent a step-by-step story?
#5 - not sure what the point of the post was, if its funny and make… 12/28/2012 on every day frontpage +1
#11 - somebody make that one eye tower **** from lord o… 12/28/2012 on Symmetry 0
#10 - atleast they stopped doing the "over 9000" when ur waiting 12/28/2012 on The fuck, riot +3
#2 - i mostly went by pictures and names went attack spee… 12/27/2012 on Fuck Yordles, I want a badass 0
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#1 - doctorgiano (12/21/2012) [-]
You have extremely funny content. You should be on the front page often.
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