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#171 - taking things seriously on the internet aye? regardle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on Assassins Burn +1
User avatar #185 - gengetsu (01/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I understood the joke. And I've always been bad at distinguishing seriousness from sarcasm and sometimes irony, so I feel like assuming someone's serious is the safest thing to do.
#9 - oh (doesn't sound like my kinda book but ty for break…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Hitler.. Strong and... 0
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
it's a sad one. basically her dad rapes her, and her mom basically just let him because otherwise he would leave the mom. then he walks out anyway, and comes back for random visits where he does it some more. and her mom is also abusive, both physically and emotionally. and probably a big reason why she's fat (in the story at least) is because her mom makes her cook dinner, and if it isn't done exactly how she wants, she forces her to eat ALL of it, even when she protests that she's not hungry. then later in the movie the mom basically blames her for the father leaving her because he wasn't attracted to her anymore. and there's a part where i'm not absolutely sure, but i'm pretty sure, that the mom makes the girl do stuff to, let's just say "please" her. because she thinks that since Precious made the father leave her, someone had to do it. oh yeah, also the dad's gotten the girl pregnant at least twice.
however there is some happiness in the movie because she starts going to this school that's made for girls in trouble like her, and she finda a real family there.

it's a really messed up situation, and it's sad that it's based on actual stories.
#11 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
you make me want to read the book, if it wasnt for the fact this girl is the size of 2 bean bags this would be a definite read.
User avatar #12 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
but like i said, that's not really completely her fault (if it is at all, not completely sure)
but like in this one scene her mom has her make a crapload of fried chicken, and she doesn't like it and so she's like "you done messed it up, you gon' eat it up."
#7 - haven't watched that show but "Precious" made this j…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Hitler.. Strong and... 0
User avatar #8 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
Precious is actually a movie. based on a book written by an author who taught in inner city schools. the story of Precious's life in the combination of actual stories this woman heard while teaching.
#9 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
oh

(doesn't sound like my kinda book but ty for breaking that down for me lol)
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
it's a sad one. basically her dad rapes her, and her mom basically just let him because otherwise he would leave the mom. then he walks out anyway, and comes back for random visits where he does it some more. and her mom is also abusive, both physically and emotionally. and probably a big reason why she's fat (in the story at least) is because her mom makes her cook dinner, and if it isn't done exactly how she wants, she forces her to eat ALL of it, even when she protests that she's not hungry. then later in the movie the mom basically blames her for the father leaving her because he wasn't attracted to her anymore. and there's a part where i'm not absolutely sure, but i'm pretty sure, that the mom makes the girl do stuff to, let's just say "please" her. because she thinks that since Precious made the father leave her, someone had to do it. oh yeah, also the dad's gotten the girl pregnant at least twice.
however there is some happiness in the movie because she starts going to this school that's made for girls in trouble like her, and she finda a real family there.

it's a really messed up situation, and it's sad that it's based on actual stories.
#11 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
you make me want to read the book, if it wasnt for the fact this girl is the size of 2 bean bags this would be a definite read.
User avatar #12 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
but like i said, that's not really completely her fault (if it is at all, not completely sure)
but like in this one scene her mom has her make a crapload of fried chicken, and she doesn't like it and so she's like "you done messed it up, you gon' eat it up."
#19 - it is 01/12/2013 on It's not just a hoe 0
#3 - why hasn't anyone posted with oblivious rhino yet 01/11/2013 on Secret Rhino Parties Africa +1
#5 - hasn't been that long since this was posted lol 01/11/2013 on Outlet 0
#30 - Picture 01/11/2013 on Assassins Burn -3
#29 - i was exaggerating bud  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Assassins Burn -8
User avatar #46 - gengetsu (01/12/2013) [-]
I tend to take things seriously, just in case.
User avatar #171 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
taking things seriously on the internet aye?

regardless, i was making fun of the fact they do so much detail on a persons skin and features in games that you dont even notice in a person in rl.

thats what my joke was on "More real" than real life.
User avatar #185 - gengetsu (01/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I understood the joke. And I've always been bad at distinguishing seriousness from sarcasm and sometimes irony, so I feel like assuming someone's serious is the safest thing to do.
#16 - if u go to bestgore and look at "Latin american wars"… 01/11/2013 on Cuts4Bieber 0
#1 - it appears not Mimsy 01/11/2013 on HA! Point and Laugh 0
#563 - pretty sure thats not a dinosaur 01/11/2013 on aww yeah dinosaurs +10
#5 - if i wanted to know how many ***** yo gave, ill a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on It's not just a hoe -22
#6 - illegalartist (01/11/2013) [-]
#1 - wtf, looks like it could be a brand new character in the serie… 01/11/2013 on If Goku were black OC 0
#6 - Goku can drink anything he damn well pleases 01/11/2013 on Goku and food +4
#19 - was he playing soccer with swords? or did he try to k… 01/11/2013 on Anyone have a foot fetish? 0
#1 - if it wasn't for the eyebrows i would've never guessed it was a woman  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Hitler.. Strong and... 0
User avatar #6 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
it's the girl who plays Precious. if you look at the bonus features she's actually really well-spoken and bubbly. plus she looks better, more girly.
User avatar #7 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
haven't watched that show but "Precious" made this just a bit funnier

ty for that
User avatar #8 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
Precious is actually a movie. based on a book written by an author who taught in inner city schools. the story of Precious's life in the combination of actual stories this woman heard while teaching.
#9 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
oh

(doesn't sound like my kinda book but ty for breaking that down for me lol)
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
it's a sad one. basically her dad rapes her, and her mom basically just let him because otherwise he would leave the mom. then he walks out anyway, and comes back for random visits where he does it some more. and her mom is also abusive, both physically and emotionally. and probably a big reason why she's fat (in the story at least) is because her mom makes her cook dinner, and if it isn't done exactly how she wants, she forces her to eat ALL of it, even when she protests that she's not hungry. then later in the movie the mom basically blames her for the father leaving her because he wasn't attracted to her anymore. and there's a part where i'm not absolutely sure, but i'm pretty sure, that the mom makes the girl do stuff to, let's just say "please" her. because she thinks that since Precious made the father leave her, someone had to do it. oh yeah, also the dad's gotten the girl pregnant at least twice.
however there is some happiness in the movie because she starts going to this school that's made for girls in trouble like her, and she finda a real family there.

it's a really messed up situation, and it's sad that it's based on actual stories.
#11 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
you make me want to read the book, if it wasnt for the fact this girl is the size of 2 bean bags this would be a definite read.
User avatar #12 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
but like i said, that's not really completely her fault (if it is at all, not completely sure)
but like in this one scene her mom has her make a crapload of fried chicken, and she doesn't like it and so she's like "you done messed it up, you gon' eat it up."
#3 - on another note its, "Ho"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on It's not just a hoe -39
User avatar #11 - DiabloStrawhat (01/12/2013) [-]
Go eat your subjects, your majesty.
User avatar #8 - killerliquid (01/11/2013) [-]
HoHoHo?
#2 - rap logic  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on It's not just a hoe +1
User avatar #16 - desacabose (01/12/2013) [-]
That guy must be getting one hell of a blowjob
User avatar #17 - bighairyfart (01/12/2013) [-]
or giving...
#3 - graphics nowadays are way past looking "real" …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Assassins Burn -18
User avatar #26 - gengetsu (01/11/2013) [-]
Try looking to the side of a window. You might rethink what you said.
#29 - spermking (01/11/2013) [-]
i was exaggerating bud



User avatar #46 - gengetsu (01/12/2013) [-]
I tend to take things seriously, just in case.
User avatar #171 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
taking things seriously on the internet aye?

regardless, i was making fun of the fact they do so much detail on a persons skin and features in games that you dont even notice in a person in rl.

thats what my joke was on "More real" than real life.
User avatar #185 - gengetsu (01/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I understood the joke. And I've always been bad at distinguishing seriousness from sarcasm and sometimes irony, so I feel like assuming someone's serious is the safest thing to do.
#17 - cshp (01/11/2013) [-]
#6 - Xepheros (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeaaaaah. No. No they're not.
#30 - spermking (01/11/2013) [-]
#2 - Picture 01/11/2013 on Machine Porn 0
#2 - America on the left 3rd world countries on the right  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Steroids +11
User avatar #7 - jimthesquirrelking (01/11/2013) [-]
Excuse me sir, your freedom is touching me
User avatar #4 - lazypaul (01/11/2013) [-]
hes not fat enough to be america.
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User avatar #6 - lazypaul (01/11/2013) [-]
lol, less than 2.
#1 - can't tell if woman or man 01/10/2013 on #cutforbeiber 0
#5 - "im 32 now" 01/10/2013 on bak wen i was 12 im 32 now. 0
#6 - no hips and no legs, dont like this picture of her 01/10/2013 on Black Widow +1
#9 - well done sir 01/10/2013 on Fuck cute animals +1
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