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Date Signed Up:9/20/2012
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#3 - had fun at his stream, ****** got drunk, added a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Parking Fail 0
User avatar #4 - walnoot (01/16/2013) [-]
Ok
#1 - your spelling is horrible but i laughed ******** … 01/16/2013 on Sneake is attacking ! 0
#2 - why would you say such things 01/16/2013 on Best Blowjob Evar! -1
#1 - musta been a woman  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Parking Fail 0
User avatar #2 - walnoot (01/16/2013) [-]
I want to thumb you up for your comment, but down for the picture :c
#3 - spermking (01/16/2013) [-]
had fun at his stream, nigger got drunk, added a few reaction images.

User avatar #4 - walnoot (01/16/2013) [-]
Ok
#3 - does sound smart, keep drunks off the streets by giving them t… 01/16/2013 on The Best Idea Anyone Has... 0
#3 - i think that seems kinda fun to try, maybe not in that specifi… 01/16/2013 on People are stupid +6
#4 - what is she using as a bowl...?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Well hello there ;) 0
#6 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [-]
The scull of an enemy she has eaten
#5 - ninetwenty (01/16/2013) [-]
A bowl
#20 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
a bowl larger than a tea pot... i think that its safe to say that that is a mixing bowl
#21 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're right... but it's still a bowl
#4 - Comment deleted 01/16/2013 on CLEVER RAP LYRIS 0
#3 - Comment deleted 01/16/2013 on CLEVER RAP LYRIS 0
#1 - that's a fine lady 01/16/2013 on Whip my hair (male) 0
#6 - R.I.P Mauled by a Grizzly Bear 01/13/2013 on A beary cute story -17
#58 - is it a significant amount though, i really don't know what &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Why always my team... +1
User avatar #59 - Timmietim (01/13/2013) [-]
Well , it isn't really that much but you can harrass the other carry easier because you have more range.
Caitlyn is a pretty strong lane carry because of this. Q and auto attack for poke, W to use as wards kinda. E for escape. R to finish off and get kills.

#55 - yeah, i dont play the other games the navigation is pretty uno… 01/13/2013 on It's a trap! 0
#43 - i don't even get why they call her a sniper none of h…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Why always my team... 0
User avatar #55 - Timmietim (01/13/2013) [-]
longer attack range than most carries except for tristana lategame or kog with W active.
User avatar #58 - spermking (01/13/2013) [-]
is it a significant amount though, i really don't know what "1300 distance" is when they say shit like that and dont give me something to measure that to lol
User avatar #59 - Timmietim (01/13/2013) [-]
Well , it isn't really that much but you can harrass the other carry easier because you have more range.
Caitlyn is a pretty strong lane carry because of this. Q and auto attack for poke, W to use as wards kinda. E for escape. R to finish off and get kills.

#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Snickers +9
#2 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
You're supposed to swallow.
#72 - silasersej (01/15/2013) [-]
What the hell dude
#7 - gibroner (01/13/2013) [-]
#25 - bigblacknegro (01/13/2013) [-]
#4 - and me, thinking the funny was gonna be when the guy in front … 01/12/2013 on wait for it +71
#4 - you got a point 01/12/2013 on Arnold 0
#1 - saw this long time ago but still makes me laugh 01/12/2013 on I thought.... +1
#3 - what exactly just happened and where? lol 01/12/2013 on Diraz, Bahrain - Roadblocks... 0
#184 - shes sitting on top of the guy with the black and red checkered pants 01/12/2013 on City Love 0
#1 - hes going to die in our lifetime i dont think many pe…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Arnold +19
#7 - arsyro (01/13/2013) [-]
Everyone's face when this tragic moment occurs
User avatar #6 - scottysglasses (01/13/2013) [-]
There's fake, payed action heroes, but I believed he was capable of doing all that crazy stuff if he was young again in his movies. What an amazing man
#5 - mattdoggy (01/12/2013) [-]
mfw you are right
#3 - aaronvan (01/12/2013) [-]
Thats assuming you dont die in a fiery car wreck six hours from now
#4 - spermking (01/12/2013) [-]
you got a point
User avatar #2 - bersrker (01/12/2013) [-]
Here here!

It's funny, every movie I seen with him in it, hasn't been bad. Most not great, but none of them were bad. Arnold stars in some of my favorite movies.
#2 - Picture 01/12/2013 on Cockblocked by her aunt flow 0
#11 - you make me want to read the book, if it wasnt for the fact th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on Hitler.. Strong and... 0
User avatar #12 - danniegurl (01/12/2013) [-]
but like i said, that's not really completely her fault (if it is at all, not completely sure)
but like in this one scene her mom has her make a crapload of fried chicken, and she doesn't like it and so she's like "you done messed it up, you gon' eat it up."
#2 - i wish that was a dinosaur leg though... would be pretty cool…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/12/2013 on check your facts before you... +28
User avatar #56 - lolzordz (01/13/2013) [-]
well it would still be cool even to have an upland Moa to clone
User avatar #25 - yodasoda (01/13/2013) [-]
Lee's never gonna get her Yuki :(
User avatar #7 - andrestrololol (01/12/2013) [-]
I heard they could extract dinosaur DNA from the blood in musquitos preserved in amber
#22 - riefenstahl (01/13/2013) [-]
Guys in Jurassic Park did the same, and look at what happened. Fucking mess.
User avatar #14 - spearpwi (01/12/2013) [-]
Nope. It would get contaminated within 100,000 years. Fossilization does not preserve DNA.
User avatar #23 - tonydalion (01/13/2013) [-]
It's not a fossil. It's amber. And amber preserves DNA, which can be cloned.


Haven't you ever played Pokemon?
#19 - mariogomez (01/13/2013) [-]
fossilization refers specifically to rock formation over your corpse, meaning you have an outline over sedementary rock.

Ambering is not fossilization and no it wouldnt get contaminated, we have regerminated bacteria spores that were 40 million years old and have successfully cloned them.

You're an idiot.
User avatar #72 - spearpwi (01/13/2013) [-]
You can not clone an entire dinosaur with a bit of contaminated dinosaur blood over 65 million years old. Also, I was using the term "fossilization " colloquially. There were probably modern contaminants in those spores, no one can be sure that they were actually 40 million years old no matter how carefully you run the experiment.
#73 - mariogomez (01/13/2013) [-]
It was bacteria spores found inside a bee's stomach that had been ambered, there was no contamination because the bacteria doesn't exist any more.
#3 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Until they used frog DNA to fill in the missing parts and they started reproducing and killing everyone. Then again, a dinosaur apocalypse would be almost as cool as a zombie apocalypse.
#6 - lemleet (01/12/2013) [-]
dinosaurs would have have a certain instinct which tells them to back ab when seeing fire. i think zombies would be much worse because they can infect other people and don't back up from anything. but imagine mounting a dinosaur.... coolest.fucking.thing.ever!
User avatar #45 - hydraetis (01/13/2013) [-]
But dinosaurs could also bust the fuck out of buildings so it would be harder to find a good place to hunker down.
#71 - lemleet (01/13/2013) [-]
zombies can crawl and go through doors. you'd have enough time to escape from dinosaurs while they try to destroy a building.
User avatar #74 - hydraetis (01/13/2013) [-]
That would depend on the type and number of dinosaurs, as well as the type of zombie. If we're talkin Left 4 Dead zombies we would be utterly fucked no matter what. If we were talking Deadrising zombies, survival would be a jolly walk on a sunny day through the park.
User avatar #12 - buckwild (01/12/2013) [-]
by "mounting a dinosaur" are you trying to say you wanna rape it
#39 - lemleet (01/13/2013) [-]
my lawyer doesn't want me to tell any further information
#1 - this was made clear in the previous picture about the leg … 01/12/2013 on check your facts before you... +1
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#1 - doctorgiano (12/21/2012) [-]
You have extremely funny content. You should be on the front page often.
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