GOOD MORNING, FINE SIR

Hi...

Iunno. Probably gonna go to bed soon

goodnight..

Meh. Sleeping is ghet

okie.

I just wanted to say... I came..

That's hot.

ehehehe...

X3

There was a lot >.<

Ghehehe

sorry..

For what?

I thought I might be bothering you...

Nahhhh

okay.

:3

Soo...

Ok nope. Tired. I came. I'm good. I can sleep. Goodnight. Sweet dreams when you go to bed.

You came? hot... goodnight.

I could probably rock one of those pretty well too ;3

Eheheheh...

Idonthaveagagreflex

oh my...

Ok that's a lie, I do, but it sucks.

Im back

Ew. Ok :3 wb

Lel. Soooo...

Sooooo

im not wearing anything

That's pretty hot

im horny...

Who isn't?

I dont know...

Heh....I know I am~

Are you going to do anything?...

Probably not

oh...

Hue

why not?

Perhaps x3


Ran out of replies

I'm flexible too...

Yeah but you're a twig. I'm a fat kid xD

sorry...

And what's the matter, whateveryourrealnameis?

I'm okay... I'm xinix.

That's awesome. I can't pronounce it.

Like zenix.

Sorry, I was picking up a new jacket and getting my violin tuned.

That's fucking sexy. Guys with violins are sexy too x3

Eheheh X3 thanks.

Violins~

Yes....YESSSSS....
That's what I was hinting at

Eheheh >///<

<3 dat violin

Its brand new.

It's pretty fucking cool. All I can play is a 'boner....and a melodica x3

a what...

A trombone and a melodica. Silly

what about skinflute?

:3

HAI

how are you...

Fabulous. You?

I'm okay.

do you know loop-holes?

I just started talking to him like, and hour ago....WHY ARE YOU PSYCHIC

www.funnyjunk.com/user/spermbank/330#330

Pffffhahahaha. I'm not gonna click the links but I can assume xD

okay...

:3 xD oh jeezus

what?

Iunno...I'm amused by this xD



Also, too curious.pretty nice dick

Ehehehe.. thanks...

:3




So unrelated

okay...

:3

um...what are you up to?

Listening to music and awkwardly laying on the couch im various sex positions

You're silly.

Yes. Yes I am. And very flexible, apparently

thats good...

Yessssssssss
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

._. Only partially, damn

Oh heyy

Whats up

My lack of sleep. You?

My too much work

gayyyy. I've been up for three hours now playing a my little pony game on my iPad :3

Lol nice

Oh yes. Who needs sleep? Pft. Speaking of mlp, look at what this chubby motherfucker bought

:3 lol

I could show you some pictures if you like

Noimgood

Dumb fucking iPad
Noimgoodwhatkindofpictures?

sexy pictures

How sexy are we talking? Über sexy? Kinda sexy? You in knee socks? All of them are plausible.

Me in the shower

Lmfao nah. Im good on the pictures for now

You'll regret it~

I'll take you up on that offer.

*cough*
>_>

Ehehe.. are you sure?

Almost certainly. O _O

Um...okay....

imgur.com/MR95W32
imgur.com/eBz95J4

That's a nice penis ya gat thar. o 3o
Very nice 10/10
huehuehuehuehuehue

Got any of yo butt? ;3

I said for now, mind you, I'm gonna try to stop being an insomniac now. Good....night I guess....5 or 6 hours behind me I think so...it's 8 or 9:30 pm...? I can't math

Nighty

Why the FUCK would you be sideways. Get your shit together, jpg.

*purr*

*Pets*

*nuzzles your hand, purring loudly*

Oh my god it hurts....I'm going to kill you now

Mine is prettier. Like my eye color

fuck you and your one colored eyes

They change from gray to blue to green-blue now though

but mine are permab blue and hafllblue/halfbrown

Aw I want heterochromia too

is it heterochromia?
i mean
is there a diffrent term when a single eye is split instead of both eyes being completly diffrent colors

If your eyes change, are two different colors, or...you...it's considered heterochromia

i dont think it is if they change

It's considered heterochromia to many

I don't know what to do with this information so take this

**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Concern **

Nipples the enchilada!

I win :3

No me

Hm....HAPPY EASTER MOTHERFUCKER

HAPPY EASTARU

XD

Hey gurl

How you be

Giddy as fuck

Yeah? something good happen?

Fuck no I'm just happy. How're you, my favorite bitch?

I'm pretty happy myself.

Why are you happy?

I think it's my new atmosphere. I'm living in a new house and it's so much better.

Cool, cool. Anything else new going on?

I never got the alert to this D:

Sorry, meh not much besides that.

Nah it's fine. I was being a fake trollop anyways

Wait what?

I was pretending to be a whore

to who?

Seelcudoom XD I'm just messing around with him...it's a very long story

Ah I see

I didn't actually do anything. It's a long-going joke

I'm confused

Shhhh it's okay

So anyways...

....didntwanttoseethat!
...ordidi?

lel

So, you're glorious everywhere, what the actual fuck

Hue. You got skype?

Fuck yes I do

Don't add him hes a person you don't want to talk to

Oh no, me being nice to someone...

its such a horrible thing....

All of funnyjunk know snake.......

Yes I would hate for everyone to know that I'm nice to people.

Trying to be alpha........

Being alpha = good
Being an asshole = bad

Trying to pick up woman on funnyjunk

>homeschooled
>no drivers lisence
>FJ is the only way I can make friends

I'll have you know some of my best friends I met on this site.

How do i know your not lying and how do you keep finding my old messages

I came by to say hi to spermbank and I saw your comment.

The only people i saw you talking to are girls you got thumbs of a picture you screen caped in harassment saying no one is nice to you its bs how you got thumbs off that.

Wait... what?

snakefire41x

Yes

cool

...what

....that's....not right....at all.....JOSHIEKINS~!

Only on occasion

what occasions

;3 why thank you, m'dear

bad pickup line contest? Without looking any up?

Hm....tomorrows.

Okay. I'm gonna go and finish watching Wolf Children. Night.

this is why we love you

**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random comment #3311563 posted by russianxbear at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :


:D Who's "we"?

Everyonez

**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Alone on Valentine's Day? ** Ohh.

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bigassmessage.com/5762d

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does this smell like chloroform to you?

yes

how often do you get mentioned?

too much. sadly, mostly in rp's

always good when you need a fap though, right?

I CAN'T FAP TO WORDS

you cant? i can

it appears we have drawn the line of difference between us then

so we have

BUT THERES NO THUMBS ON PROFILE COMMENTS

YES THERE ARE YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THEM

but its sooooo nice

i said STOP, NIGGA

AAAAARGHHH

STAP

then bend over...i just realized i dont have a dick. oh well. bend over anyways

U

shhhh just bend

**dasdit rolls 52** what about dubs?

**dasdit rolls 84**

**spermbank rolls 75** 8 plus 4 equals

fuck

**dasdit rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Facebook **

the awkward moment when im laughing so hard that i dont realize im cuddling with a bottle sunkist

**dasdit rolls 4,872** that awkward moment i tried to roll quads and failed.

just do it

**spermbank rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Never thought of it that way **

**dasdit rolled a random image posted in comment #419173 at Anime & Manga **

hm..."niggerdickluver69" or "69xXixbangedxurxmomXx96

"spermbankdoner

whelp...im just gonna say seelcudoom now...mine is emoelmo223

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

i know, i know, it should be like XzXzzX3M03LM0zzXZXZX or someshit XD

You cant get a decent sweet roll in this skeever hole of a town

what race you play as

nord, khajit, or elf of some sort

have you not started playing?

oh i thought you meant in general. right now i am a nord

imperial for life

I SUPPORT THE WORSHIP OF TALOS, YOU IMPERIAL SCUM

so do i
and so did the high king
but ulfric murdered him dident he
i also suport not being dicks to elves

yeah i like elves

the stormcloaks dont
join the empire

*shrug* no

but why?

General Tullius comes off as a dick to me

kinda, but not a bad guy
also the jarl of solitude who would become the high queen if the impirials win is quit nice
while ulfric comes off as good at first he ignores the racism and abuse the dark elves get in i own city
also hes eather
1. not to bright
2. only useing the "restore talos worship" thing as a means toget power
as the empire was forced to ban it by the fucking gay elves
so whys he fighting the empire and not them? even if they win they now are weak without support from the empire, the elves will just cme buttrape them and take complete controll

i....do not have anything to say

plus whiteruns for the empire
you gonna uost the jarl of white run? be a dick like that?

ughhhh screw you joshua

maybe later

-_-
i hate you so much XD
dost thou haveth a gamertag?

indeed, take a wild guess as t what it is