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Date Signed Up:7/26/2011
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#183 - I understand now, on another note do you have the doyouevenpra… 09/24/2012 on Fuck you future... 0
#179 - I can see why cigarettes and alcohol would be banned, but what…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Fuck you future... 0
#206 - giustobuffo (09/24/2012) [-]
I used to be a plumber. We used Coca-Cola to strip rust off of pipes.

Coke used as industrial solvent, yet we drink it all the time.

I love coke, but I know that it is terrible for us.
#184 - bollocksonabus (09/24/2012) [-]
I love how you protest to Coca-Cola being banned but not his suicide. (Insert generic "faith in humanity lost" comment here)
User avatar #217 - spellingspetsnaz (09/25/2012) [-]
His suicide was most likely a joke, and I was curious to why he would believe Coca-Cola would be banned.
#8 - I just bought Dark Souls, don't get me wrong Skyrim is a good … 09/22/2012 on Skyrim 0
#277 - I spent many years training for this, now they have been put t… 09/20/2012 on Rape time. 0
#28 - From a quick glance it looks like he has spelled everything co…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Rape time. +2
User avatar #100 - tenaciousjon (09/20/2012) [-]
Well, this is why you were appointed as "Spelling Spetsnaz"!

It takes a trained eye, much like yours to see the the broken nature of such spelling-catastrophes.
User avatar #277 - spellingspetsnaz (09/20/2012) [-]
I spent many years training for this, now they have been put to the test.
#136 - It probably is fake, but I think she was using Old Navy as a r… 09/15/2012 on Work 0
#62 - You're tearing me apart! 09/13/2012 on Ikea +2
#16 - Since he installed a killable children mod I am going to assum…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Hearthfire +21
User avatar #285 - jaggedherp (09/13/2012) [-]
Or ressurrect the kid.
#26 - bigmanblue (09/13/2012) [-]
or he could already have it
#14 - Wash the rain away  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2012 on Dumb bitch of a girlfriend +3
#19 - awesomedug (03/08/2012) [-]
#84 - huntinguy (03/08/2012) [-]
a7x nightmare
#83 - kingwadesky (03/08/2012) [-]
still a fucking awesome song though
#17 - {Brings up irrelevant topic}  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2012 on Every. Presentation. Ever. -179
User avatar #474 - theexplodingcheez (01/20/2012) [-]
[uses { instead of [. -170 pinkies]
#330 - TheBagel (01/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 - joeguy (01/19/2012) [-]
(Can't find the other bracket type, sorry guys.)
#160 - notafunnyguy (01/19/2012) [-]
then why did you bother to even comment
User avatar #27 - snuset (01/19/2012) [-]
[Disappointment in joeguy at his lack of copypasta knowledge.]
User avatar #28 - failtolawl (01/19/2012) [-]
[not very happy as to where this thread is going, states this fact as an announcement.]
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#31 - alexanderthenormal (01/19/2012) [-]
#64 - And my bow! 01/19/2012 on Why I want to stop SOPA +6
#17 - Nicely done 01/15/2012 on Hope it's not cancer +2
#6 - Am I the only one who tips depending on service instead of jus…  [+] (31 new replies) 01/14/2012 on Waitress rage +326
#513 - bulbakip (01/15/2012) [-]
Waiter: "here let me take that for you"
customer: "Uh im not done eating"
Waiter: "oh ok, ill go fuck my self"
User avatar #486 - anonymouslive (01/15/2012) [-]
I tip on service. But generally, if you get your meal within' 20 minutes, there's no problems. but still nothing spectacular, you should still give about 10-12%. I work in a restuarant and have seen waitresses, namely the nicest, most polite and professional one, get a crap tip (She got 35 cents..) and it's honestly a dick move.

User avatar #393 - mindlessmindless (01/15/2012) [-]
I tip according to the quality of the service as well. That's how tipping is supposed to work right? I feel like that 15% bullshit is just to get a little more money out of you. If you were a good waiter. I'll give you the money you deserve. If not, you still get paid for doing your job.
User avatar #372 - annefrannk (01/15/2012) [-]
i do the exact same thing haha, or sometimes i don't if i dont have enough money, like one time i had a 7$ meal at hooters and including the tip it was around 9$ and i asked her if i couldnt pay the tip because i need the 3$ to take the bus and they said its fine and when they came back with my change i got a dollar back and i flipped out. so now i just don't even bother
User avatar #339 - alexrider (01/15/2012) [-]
I am a teenage waiter... and I generally tip 20-30%
User avatar #317 - raptorfacerumble (01/15/2012) [-]
I never tip, because i live in Australia. It's not really a custom here.
#542 - hazzlet (01/15/2012) [-]
tipping is not a custom in Australia because we believe that a working man/women shouldn't have to grovel/suck up to earn enough money to feed themselves/family

User avatar #424 - nikelove (01/15/2012) [-]
oh, sort of like like being right-side up
#503 - hamstershuffle (01/15/2012) [-]
Yeah the waitresses tip the customers here.
User avatar #269 - olioh (01/15/2012) [-]
come to finland. if u get tip here, u must be the best waitress in the world! i have only seen people tip bartenders... and the times i have seen that can be counted in one hand. are we finns assholes or what?
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#213 - bdevils (01/15/2012) [-]
I use 15% as my starting point and then depending on if the waiter is nice, good with refilling drinks, talkative, etc, I go up or down a percent or so. I've had some where I tip up to about 25% and some where I might leave an expired coupon.
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#235 - thephatgamer (01/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #148 - Siphus (01/15/2012) [-]
Ive worked as a bartender/server for most of my adult life.

I always tip 25%+ to servers, 50%-100% bartenders.

They'll remember you next time and will give you free shit.
User avatar #144 - Ranpu Dentro (01/15/2012) [-]
I tip based on service quality. And if you are especially shitty at your job, i'll leave a penny. But for good quality service i've tipped for 50%+
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#247 - mahnamesjakers (01/15/2012) [-]
It's ok, you don't have to leave a tip.
#226 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 383** never trips
#56 - ColonelFox (01/14/2012) [-]
You don't tip?
#123 - GoodGood (01/15/2012) [-]
You hear that? that's the worlds smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
#237 - revwins (01/15/2012) [-]
".....and I'm stuck in the middle with you"
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User avatar #23 - Eggerz (01/14/2012) [-]
I'm not a dick to wait staff, am patient and understanding of the issues that may arise in the preparation of my food. that being said, whether a waiter or waitress is nice or mean is of no concern to me. i don't tip.
User avatar #18 - LastCall (01/14/2012) [-]
Knowing how things work in the kitchens, I generally tip at least 15-20% as a standard. I have been known to go as high as 50% and even 100% when the service was incredible.
User avatar #13 - xamyomgx (01/14/2012) [-]
My standard for good, hospitable service is 20%. If they slacked and it was obviously busy, I tip 15%, if they were dickish, or really slow for no reason, then they get 10%.. I've only tipped 10% once in my life.
User avatar #487 - anonymouslive (01/15/2012) [-]
I agree with the first, even if it is slightly high (I usually go 18), but if they're being bitchy, I'll only tip about 12, and if it's just excessive maybe lower. I tend to tip more and be more lenient, though, since I do work in a Restaurant and no how down they can get when they get a truly crap tip.
User avatar #76 - andimac (01/14/2012) [-]
I like the seriousness you say that last bit.
User avatar #250 - xamyomgx (01/15/2012) [-]
Tipping is srs biznus
#11 - marcusleviathan (01/14/2012) [-]
I like to give them the benefit of the doubt that if I get shitty service, they're just having a bad day. So with bad or no service, I give 10%, regular service I give 15% and if I'm feeling generous or it was really damn good service, I give 20%. The exception is if I have crappy service more than once from the same server, then I don't leave a tip at all.
User avatar #9 - bestestname (01/14/2012) [-]
If i get a waiter that is rude, i pay the exact check. Down to the last cent.
#4 - When you are about to use the word "le" replace it w… 01/14/2012 on Mirror mirror on the wall... +2
#19 - I have been looking for this for months! Thank you!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2011 on /b/rilliant 0
User avatar #20 - pandak (12/27/2011) [-]
Your welcome
User avatar #60 - happytrolling (12/27/2011) [-]
my welcome?
User avatar #118 - tiitsmcgeee (12/27/2011) [-]
no, spellingspetsnaz's welcome
User avatar #43 - tiitsmcgeee (12/27/2011) [-]
i dont think he owns a "welcome"
User avatar #116 - pandak (12/27/2011) [-]
Hell yeah he does
#7 - That was interesting to say the least. 12/23/2011 on Welcome To Infinite Mind-Fucks +1
#46 - So now you are an attention whore?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on Female +2
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#38 - Choose would be saying that you are still not an attention who…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2011 on Female +2
#43 - kurumiponchio has deleted their comment.
User avatar #46 - spellingspetsnaz (12/21/2011) [-]
So now you are an attention whore?
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#33 - Not*,I*,choose*,my*,cookies*  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2011 on Female +2
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User avatar #38 - spellingspetsnaz (12/21/2011) [-]
Choose would be saying that you are still not an attention whore, chose could mean that you were not an attention whore and are now one. Chose could work but choose would be better for your argument.
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User avatar #46 - spellingspetsnaz (12/21/2011) [-]
So now you are an attention whore?
#51 - kurumiponchio has deleted their comment.
#19 - Thats what I got too, I shall live in fear for the rest of my days. 12/20/2011 on Head ripped in half 0
#6 - You have just ruined any hope I once had for completing anythi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on oh baby +1
User avatar #7 - pfccross (12/20/2011) [-]
:) i wish someone would get a post about it to the front page. There has got to be one rich person on fj who can make a server for funny junkies. imagine...
#25 - I thought that a couple days ago, then I decided to play it 50… 12/20/2011 on Dragonborn Compilation 1... +1
#85 - 4:To train them is my cause  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2011 on Bucket list +8
#96 - gosugenji (12/20/2011) [-]
**gosugenji rolled a random image posted in comment #955481 at FJ Pony Thread ** 5:I will travel across the lands
#3 - Make it, I believe in you! 12/17/2011 on Gary Motherfucking Oak 0
#1 - First time iv'e seen this, thank you good sir.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2011 on Gary Motherfucking Oak +1
#2 - BloodAwaits (12/17/2011) [-]
You are very welcome, I just wish this was a real movie, it would be crazy.
User avatar #3 - spellingspetsnaz (12/17/2011) [-]
Make it, I believe in you!
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