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speedyonbiscuit

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Wonderland
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#54 - Someone explain how the **** a gimp suit is related to …  [+] (17 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay +4
#60 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
You're the games little bitch.
#55 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Gimp suits are generally associated with masochism which, if you don't know, is someone who enjoys pain or punishment. Dark Souls is famously difficult. You will die over, and over and over again while playing this game. The joke is you'd need to be a masochist to play it.

#63 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
You are probably right, i mean even in mmos i go to 20 level higher areas and fuck around and die like 50 times.
And i played a hell lot of dark souls, and i did quite a few ridiculous stunts.
And i died atleast 200 times if you count all my characters.
User avatar #56 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
It just confused me because i've beaten both games, and i just couldn't see how that was related. And it ain't that hard, and not even near self punishment in my opinion.
#117 - redknull (05/14/2014) [-]
Have you tried the increased difficulty? :p NG+1 or NG+2, also try out the achievements etc, no bonfires, no deaths. Then it will be hard
User avatar #118 - speedyonbiscuit (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm in ng+++ in the first game, (I'm on my fourth run, so i guess it would be that many plus') And ng++ in dark souls 2, and it's not that hard that i would consider it being worthy of putting on a gimp suit.

But really, any game becomes hard if you can only die once, and all that. I would rather play the game as it was meant for me, not just increasing it's difficulty by blocking out all that made the game fair.

I can see it would be harder of course, but any game would if you took away everything that was there to make it easier for you. I'm just saying dark souls in it self, is not that hard as everyone says it is.
#57 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
To some it's not all that hard. To others, it's a fucking nightmare of a game. To each their own, either way that's what the gimp suit was used for.

Dark Souls is harder than Dark Souls 2. Dark Souls 2 was just stupid by comparison unfortunately, which is why you need to take it as an entirely different game to enjoy it in my opinion.
User avatar #59 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah i know what you're talking about, 2nd one was like being chased by dogs, the first one was like being chased by velociraptors!

Also the stick dewd got some moves
#61 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I mean Dark Souls was actually *challenging* to play and that's what made it difficult. The level designs were well thought out, enemy placement was spot on, bosses were difficult but again well thought out and the battle system was flawless.

Dark Souls 2 had a bad battle system that you didn't notice you were being hit half the time (Especially with arrows), the bosses aren't as legitimately challenging and the enemies didn't seem to scale properly from one area to the next in difficulty. But really, what fucked the game in comparison was the battle system controls.

There's a third one out there where he's shakin' his butt, but I don't have it unfortunately... have this instead.
#73 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
freakin homing arrows and slow-ass homing blue balls
#62 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more, but now when all the people who worked on dark souls 1, are doing demon souls 2, it can't be worse than dark souls 2.

Just found out the gif fits Daft punk: Harder, Better, Faster perfectly! Also only pic i had on my school computer that was related.
#64 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Let's hope not... After such a glorious fuck up as Dark Souls 2, I'd be hard pressed to believe that they could do worse - and in all honesty it's not that bad of a game, not at all. It's only bad by comparison, and that's the important thing to remember. It's still a fantastic game in its own right, it just doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor.

One dark Souls Wallpaper for another.
#65 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that also leads to some sort of disappointment, dark souls 2 was supposed to be better, that's what a sequel should be. Dark souls 2 got 7/10 while Dark souls 1 got 9/10.

Found another one
#66 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, I'd give Dark Souls 2 an 8/10 while giving Dark Souls a 10/10. Because again, Dark Souls 2 isn't that bad of a game, it's just bad by comparison. Dark Souls was perfect in both game play and in story/lore. Dark Souls 2 had worse game play and the story was slightly worse than the first one, if only because it didn't hold as much weight with the lore. Either way, both were well worth the buy and I don't regret getting either of them.

#67 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't comprehend how big and perfect it is, i keep learning new stuff, and i'm just more and more amazed. Love it just can't get enough of it!

And it's games that i would still pay full price for today, it's just worth it!

Last internet related thing on my laptop
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#16 - If you stand by a mimic chest long enough, you can actually se… 05/12/2014 on NEVER BE FOOLED AGAIN +1
#132 - She either has major balls, or is simply just retarded as **** 05/11/2014 on Zombie girl 0
#129 - How many tries did she get before a ****** punched her …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Zombie girl +5
User avatar #131 - kreekydoorS (05/11/2014) [-]
I was going to say "that's a good way to get punched right in the fucking face."
#152 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
Zombies will bite your fist, duh.
User avatar #132 - speedyonbiscuit (05/11/2014) [-]
She either has major balls, or is simply just retarded as fuck
#128 - Comment deleted 05/11/2014 on Zombie girl 0
#125 - WHY DID I READ IN HER VOICE  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Win 0
User avatar #156 - tippidie (05/11/2014) [-]
It's hard not to
#36 - Cubone + Lugia 05/10/2014 on Pokémon Combinations +1
#56 - I want that stingray! Wierd ass fish that actually t… 05/09/2014 on have u seen steve 0
#23 - Because the monkey has the right to dance like a twisted *… 04/30/2014 on Fireman saves kitten -1
#118 - He posted that pic on facebook, complaining about being too ta… 04/30/2014 on First two image search... 0
#14 - You too! 04/29/2014 on Teh truth 0
#12 - It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Teh truth 0
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#10 - I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that i…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Teh truth +1
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#130018 - I need a really good subject for a math project, anyone got a …  [+] (27 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #140454 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Did you use 2+2 = Fish?
User avatar #140456 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
This was posted at the end of april..
User avatar #140457 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Yes
Yes it was
User avatar #140469 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
how
User avatar #140471 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
You pressed create new comment
User avatar #140472 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
No, how did you manage to find a comment that is months old, and still find motivation to actually answer it?
User avatar #140473 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
I like reading through old boards
This board appears to be fill with dicks though
User avatar #140477 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
67
User avatar #140475 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Duude... how many pages in are you?
User avatar #140478 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
67
User avatar #140479 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Not as bad as i actually thought, aint the board kinda dead?
User avatar #140480 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #140484 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Waow.. Didn't see that coming
User avatar #140485 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #140486 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
The girl actually being mentally unstable, and not just horny as fuck
User avatar #140492 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
She wasn't mentally unstable
She just wanted to get back at him, I probably made her sound a lot more psycho than she was
User avatar #140498 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Aaahh, well that's still a little crazy then, like why not just dump him? The need for revenge here is just too high
User avatar #140499 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #140490 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually the greatest lesson Desacabose can teach is to never ask people on the internet for advice
User avatar #140491 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #140488 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Lesson to learn here is hang out around girls who watch GoT
User avatar #140487 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it mentally unstable, most people get really fucking horny if they get sad
It's why fucking at funerals is a thing
User avatar #140493 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that's sad because of lossing something valuable. This is sad because she her feelings were abused by the bf, so it creates some scars here and there
User avatar #140496 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
the bf sounds like a huge dick
User avatar #140495 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
They really weren't I think she only dated him because he was popular
User avatar #140500 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, but dating someone for their status, is pretty fucking crazy
User avatar #140501 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
Yes it is
#8 - Nice, you totally ignored my question and just went on about h…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Teh truth 0
User avatar #9 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
i wasn't even trying to contribute to the conversation son, if you'd take a second to look you'd notice i'm not the fella youve been arguing with

i was just suggesting that the collective thumbs of the conversation equal zero, so quit arguing lest people start picking sides and one or both of you get redthumbed all to hell
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that in with what the other guy said then yeah, and this was from some dead content so i didn't even realize. Sorry man!
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#13 - That's not related to norway in any way 04/26/2014 on punked 0
#12 - Using the peoples money on vacations and luxurious cars. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk +6
User avatar #56 - hokeymon (04/25/2014) [-]
Same goes for the Philippines. Why do you think it was the rising country at some point to one of the third world countries in just a few decades?
#41 - What a man you are hiding behind a computer, but still can't s… 04/25/2014 on If it's that cheap you... +1
#77 - Liars and normal people. 04/25/2014 on There are 2 kinds of people 0
#37 - Is nobody gonna question how ******* long arms he has? 04/25/2014 on If it's that cheap you... +3
#6 - And you don't? Double standards.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Teh truth -1
User avatar #7 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
your thumb-karma is at 0, i suggest you discontinue your course of action lest a catastrophic imbalance occur
User avatar #8 - speedyonbiscuit (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice, you totally ignored my question and just went on about how you can use big words, you didn't answer my question because you're scared, everyone does it.

How about you just accept that you were actually wrong, and then you can suck off the oxford dictionary another time?
User avatar #9 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
i wasn't even trying to contribute to the conversation son, if you'd take a second to look you'd notice i'm not the fella youve been arguing with

i was just suggesting that the collective thumbs of the conversation equal zero, so quit arguing lest people start picking sides and one or both of you get redthumbed all to hell
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that in with what the other guy said then yeah, and this was from some dead content so i didn't even realize. Sorry man!
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#4 - I'm a lazy bitch, i wrote it in around 10 seconds  [+] (10 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Teh truth +1
#5 - patagon (04/24/2014) [-]
you sure do sound confident
User avatar #6 - speedyonbiscuit (04/25/2014) [-]
And you don't? Double standards.
User avatar #7 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
your thumb-karma is at 0, i suggest you discontinue your course of action lest a catastrophic imbalance occur
User avatar #8 - speedyonbiscuit (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice, you totally ignored my question and just went on about how you can use big words, you didn't answer my question because you're scared, everyone does it.

How about you just accept that you were actually wrong, and then you can suck off the oxford dictionary another time?
User avatar #9 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
i wasn't even trying to contribute to the conversation son, if you'd take a second to look you'd notice i'm not the fella youve been arguing with

i was just suggesting that the collective thumbs of the conversation equal zero, so quit arguing lest people start picking sides and one or both of you get redthumbed all to hell
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that in with what the other guy said then yeah, and this was from some dead content so i didn't even realize. Sorry man!
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#22 - That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took... 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis +1
#20 - Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...
#18 - So... Cats breath through their ears?...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #19 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
no, but oxygen doesn't escape the ears if you simply descend in the water because it's rising up in general. I really might be totally wrong about this

User avatar #20 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...

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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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