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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Wonderland
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Content Ranking:#479
Comment Ranking:#19620
Highest Content Rank:#148
Highest Comment Rank:#3079
Content Thumbs: 73444 total,  81863 ,  8419
Comment Thumbs: 2176 total,  3408 ,  1232
Content Level Progress: 22.6% (226/1000)
Level 272 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:2641658
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latest user's comments

#23 - Because the monkey has the right to dance like a twisted … 04/30/2014 on Fireman saves kitten -1
#118 - He posted that pic on facebook, complaining about being too ta… 04/30/2014 on First two image search... 0
#14 - You too! 04/29/2014 on Teh truth 0
#12 - It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Teh truth 0
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#10 - I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that i…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Teh truth +1
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#130018 - I need a really good subject for a math project, anyone got a …  [+] (27 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #140454 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Did you use 2+2 = Fish?
User avatar #140456 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
This was posted at the end of april..
User avatar #140457 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Yes
Yes it was
User avatar #140469 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
how
User avatar #140471 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
You pressed create new comment
User avatar #140472 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
No, how did you manage to find a comment that is months old, and still find motivation to actually answer it?
User avatar #140473 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
I like reading through old boards
This board appears to be fill with dicks though
User avatar #140477 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
67
User avatar #140475 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Duude... how many pages in are you?
User avatar #140478 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
67
User avatar #140479 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Not as bad as i actually thought, aint the board kinda dead?
User avatar #140480 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #140484 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Waow.. Didn't see that coming
User avatar #140485 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #140486 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
The girl actually being mentally unstable, and not just horny as fuck
User avatar #140492 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
She wasn't mentally unstable
She just wanted to get back at him, I probably made her sound a lot more psycho than she was
User avatar #140498 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Aaahh, well that's still a little crazy then, like why not just dump him? The need for revenge here is just too high
User avatar #140499 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #140490 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Actually the greatest lesson Desacabose can teach is to never ask people on the internet for advice
User avatar #140491 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #140488 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
Lesson to learn here is hang out around girls who watch GoT
User avatar #140487 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it mentally unstable, most people get really fucking horny if they get sad
It's why fucking at funerals is a thing
User avatar #140493 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that's sad because of lossing something valuable. This is sad because she her feelings were abused by the bf, so it creates some scars here and there
User avatar #140496 - fucktotheyou (06/26/2014) [-]
the bf sounds like a huge dick
User avatar #140495 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
They really weren't I think she only dated him because he was popular
User avatar #140500 - speedyonbiscuit (06/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, but dating someone for their status, is pretty fucking crazy
User avatar #140501 - desacabose (06/26/2014) [-]
Yes it is
#8 - Nice, you totally ignored my question and just went on about h…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Teh truth 0
User avatar #9 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
i wasn't even trying to contribute to the conversation son, if you'd take a second to look you'd notice i'm not the fella youve been arguing with

i was just suggesting that the collective thumbs of the conversation equal zero, so quit arguing lest people start picking sides and one or both of you get redthumbed all to hell
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that in with what the other guy said then yeah, and this was from some dead content so i didn't even realize. Sorry man!
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#13 - That's not related to norway in any way 04/26/2014 on punked 0
#12 - Using the peoples money on vacations and luxurious cars. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Ass talk +6
User avatar #56 - hokeymon (04/25/2014) [-]
Same goes for the Philippines. Why do you think it was the rising country at some point to one of the third world countries in just a few decades?
#41 - What a man you are hiding behind a computer, but still can't s… 04/25/2014 on If it's that cheap you... +1
#77 - Liars and normal people. 04/25/2014 on There are 2 kinds of people 0
#37 - Is nobody gonna question how ******* long arms he has? 04/25/2014 on If it's that cheap you... +3
#6 - And you don't? Double standards.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Teh truth -1
User avatar #7 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
your thumb-karma is at 0, i suggest you discontinue your course of action lest a catastrophic imbalance occur
User avatar #8 - speedyonbiscuit (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice, you totally ignored my question and just went on about how you can use big words, you didn't answer my question because you're scared, everyone does it.

How about you just accept that you were actually wrong, and then you can suck off the oxford dictionary another time?
User avatar #9 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
i wasn't even trying to contribute to the conversation son, if you'd take a second to look you'd notice i'm not the fella youve been arguing with

i was just suggesting that the collective thumbs of the conversation equal zero, so quit arguing lest people start picking sides and one or both of you get redthumbed all to hell
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that in with what the other guy said then yeah, and this was from some dead content so i didn't even realize. Sorry man!
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#4 - I'm a lazy bitch, i wrote it in around 10 seconds  [+] (10 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Teh truth +1
#5 - patagon (04/24/2014) [-]
you sure do sound confident
User avatar #6 - speedyonbiscuit (04/25/2014) [-]
And you don't? Double standards.
User avatar #7 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
your thumb-karma is at 0, i suggest you discontinue your course of action lest a catastrophic imbalance occur
User avatar #8 - speedyonbiscuit (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice, you totally ignored my question and just went on about how you can use big words, you didn't answer my question because you're scared, everyone does it.

How about you just accept that you were actually wrong, and then you can suck off the oxford dictionary another time?
User avatar #9 - SylverSlayer (04/28/2014) [-]
i wasn't even trying to contribute to the conversation son, if you'd take a second to look you'd notice i'm not the fella youve been arguing with

i was just suggesting that the collective thumbs of the conversation equal zero, so quit arguing lest people start picking sides and one or both of you get redthumbed all to hell
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry for the negativity, it was just if you put that in with what the other guy said then yeah, and this was from some dead content so i didn't even realize. Sorry man!
User avatar #11 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
s'cool man, i was really just trying to inject some humor into the situation and defuse the stress, life's really too short to waste time stressin' about petty little arguments like this.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
It always is, but stress is not always your own fault, and you gotta get it off some way or another, but damn i like your attitude, keep it going!
User avatar #13 - SylverSlayer (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks buddy, you have a good day
User avatar #14 - speedyonbiscuit (04/29/2014) [-]
You too!
#22 - That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took... 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis +1
#20 - Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...
#18 - So... Cats breath through their ears?...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #19 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
no, but oxygen doesn't escape the ears if you simply descend in the water because it's rising up in general. I really might be totally wrong about this

User avatar #20 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...
#16 - I was actually about the cats anatomy being different in some …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #17 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
The pressure in the ears though I thought had to do with there being oxygen stuck behind ear walls
User avatar #18 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
So... Cats breath through their ears?...
User avatar #19 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
no, but oxygen doesn't escape the ears if you simply descend in the water because it's rising up in general. I really might be totally wrong about this

User avatar #20 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...
#13 - I would guess this cat is drugged then, because every cat woul…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #14 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
the ear tubes could be different with a cat too, I'm not too familiar with cat anatomy. the shape of our ear canals causes air to get stuck on one side basically
User avatar #16 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
I was actually about the cats anatomy being different in some way, especially their ears.

But i was thinking that pressure is pressure, it's not something you can be immune to.
User avatar #17 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
The pressure in the ears though I thought had to do with there being oxygen stuck behind ear walls
User avatar #18 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
So... Cats breath through their ears?...
User avatar #19 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
no, but oxygen doesn't escape the ears if you simply descend in the water because it's rising up in general. I really might be totally wrong about this

User avatar #20 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...
#10 - I'm not an experienced diver, but would that apply for an aquarium?  [+] (10 new replies) 04/23/2014 on human why you do dis 0
User avatar #12 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
yeah, I've only dived indoors and that still happens, even when you're only 10-15 feet below
User avatar #13 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
I would guess this cat is drugged then, because every cat would flip shit under those circumstances.
User avatar #14 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
the ear tubes could be different with a cat too, I'm not too familiar with cat anatomy. the shape of our ear canals causes air to get stuck on one side basically
User avatar #16 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
I was actually about the cats anatomy being different in some way, especially their ears.

But i was thinking that pressure is pressure, it's not something you can be immune to.
User avatar #17 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
The pressure in the ears though I thought had to do with there being oxygen stuck behind ear walls
User avatar #18 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
So... Cats breath through their ears?...
User avatar #19 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
no, but oxygen doesn't escape the ears if you simply descend in the water because it's rising up in general. I really might be totally wrong about this

User avatar #20 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's sound logical. Cats are just wierd
User avatar #21 - biggrand (04/23/2014) [-]
If a pussy can withstand the pain of a 12 inch cack in a porno then a pussy can probably handle some ear pains
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
That was a sudden turn of directions this discussing took...
#41 - But.. but... i wanted her to get hit... 04/23/2014 on Very Bad Days, But Not For You +3
#79 - It depends where in the fire you stand, if he does that hover … 04/23/2014 on Amazing chest ahead 0
#78 - What do you play dark souls for if you don't want a challenge?…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on Amazing chest ahead 0
User avatar #128 - burdenedsoul (04/23/2014) [-]
why should the challenge come from players? make the challenge come from the game itself, not the people exploiting it
User avatar #85 - icefried (04/23/2014) [-]
Schadenfreude
#142 - Glad i could help! 04/23/2014 on instant karma +2
#139 - That is gonna be hard with school and all i know that, but you…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on instant karma +1
#141 - mrdrpage (04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks, stranger. That made me feel good.
#142 - speedyonbiscuit (04/23/2014) [-]
Glad i could help!
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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