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Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
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Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
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#253 - Sorry didn't read all the comments, i take the asshole part ba… 05/22/2014 on Oh lord the feels -1
#248 - And then you complain about spoilers?.. What kind of …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Oh lord the feels -1
User avatar #249 - ktbmnf (05/22/2014) [-]
well maybe, i dunno, just maybe i wanted to get into reading the comics.
User avatar #253 - speedyonbiscuit (05/22/2014) [-]
Sorry didn't read all the comments, i take the asshole part back and that
#247 - You must be a blind rat or something cuz holy **** … 05/22/2014 on Oh lord the feels -1
#246 - Sorry but do you people even use your eyes!? It wasn… 05/22/2014 on Oh lord the feels -1
#12 - The kids shirt has a fantastic 4 logo on it, and the fact that…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh lord the feels +13
User avatar #203 - Grom (05/22/2014) [-]
quit being a dick, you should have put spoilers you fucking cock slug
User avatar #247 - speedyonbiscuit (05/22/2014) [-]
You must be a blind rat or something cuz holy fuck, was it me who stated johnny died? No. I just said you could easily see it was him, after people were starting to be jerks against the guy who said he died.
#77 - wimwam (05/21/2014) [-]
Well I'm confirming what dutchderpina said now. I had no idea until you said it
User avatar #246 - speedyonbiscuit (05/22/2014) [-]
Sorry but do you people even use your eyes!?

It wasn't me who said it, i just said that you could easily see it was him, after someone else stated it was.
#24 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
The 4 is difficult to see and no, you can't really.
#8 - Not to be mean, but did you even read the post?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Oh lord the feels +17
User avatar #11 - dutchderpina (05/21/2014) [-]
A lot of people are called Johnny, there is no reason to immediately assume it's the Human Torch. Especially if you don't read the comics.
User avatar #12 - speedyonbiscuit (05/21/2014) [-]
The kids shirt has a fantastic 4 logo on it, and the fact that you can easily see a suit on the blonde guy, so it's only typical assumption.
User avatar #203 - Grom (05/22/2014) [-]
quit being a dick, you should have put spoilers you fucking cock slug
User avatar #247 - speedyonbiscuit (05/22/2014) [-]
You must be a blind rat or something cuz holy fuck, was it me who stated johnny died? No. I just said you could easily see it was him, after people were starting to be jerks against the guy who said he died.
#77 - wimwam (05/21/2014) [-]
Well I'm confirming what dutchderpina said now. I had no idea until you said it
User avatar #246 - speedyonbiscuit (05/22/2014) [-]
Sorry but do you people even use your eyes!?

It wasn't me who said it, i just said that you could easily see it was him, after someone else stated it was.
#24 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
The 4 is difficult to see and no, you can't really.
#668 - That's nearly 10 years.. Good luck! 05/19/2014 on Beard 0
#18 - I was thinking you get some wierd combination or something 05/17/2014 on Sere 0
#11 - What if you have two combined?..  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Sere 0
User avatar #13 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/17/2014) [-]
I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure in that instance one eye has different tears than the other. I do know that when you're happy you start crying with one eye first.
User avatar #18 - speedyonbiscuit (05/17/2014) [-]
I was thinking you get some wierd combination or something
#37 - Just got my mind blown 05/15/2014 on Lady Draco 0
#118 - I'm in ng+++ in the first game, (I'm on my fourth run, so i gu… 05/15/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#69 - Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#67 - The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#65 - Yeah, but that also leads to some sort of disappointment, dar…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#66 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, I'd give Dark Souls 2 an 8/10 while giving Dark Souls a 10/10. Because again, Dark Souls 2 isn't that bad of a game, it's just bad by comparison. Dark Souls was perfect in both game play and in story/lore. Dark Souls 2 had worse game play and the story was slightly worse than the first one, if only because it didn't hold as much weight with the lore. Either way, both were well worth the buy and I don't regret getting either of them.

#67 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't comprehend how big and perfect it is, i keep learning new stuff, and i'm just more and more amazed. Love it just can't get enough of it!

And it's games that i would still pay full price for today, it's just worth it!

Last internet related thing on my laptop
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#62 - Couldn't agree more, but now when all the people who worked on…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#64 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Let's hope not... After such a glorious fuck up as Dark Souls 2, I'd be hard pressed to believe that they could do worse - and in all honesty it's not that bad of a game, not at all. It's only bad by comparison, and that's the important thing to remember. It's still a fantastic game in its own right, it just doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor.

One dark Souls Wallpaper for another.
#65 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that also leads to some sort of disappointment, dark souls 2 was supposed to be better, that's what a sequel should be. Dark souls 2 got 7/10 while Dark souls 1 got 9/10.

Found another one
#66 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, I'd give Dark Souls 2 an 8/10 while giving Dark Souls a 10/10. Because again, Dark Souls 2 isn't that bad of a game, it's just bad by comparison. Dark Souls was perfect in both game play and in story/lore. Dark Souls 2 had worse game play and the story was slightly worse than the first one, if only because it didn't hold as much weight with the lore. Either way, both were well worth the buy and I don't regret getting either of them.

#67 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't comprehend how big and perfect it is, i keep learning new stuff, and i'm just more and more amazed. Love it just can't get enough of it!

And it's games that i would still pay full price for today, it's just worth it!

Last internet related thing on my laptop
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#59 - Yeah i know what you're talking about, 2nd one was like being …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#61 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I mean Dark Souls was actually *challenging* to play and that's what made it difficult. The level designs were well thought out, enemy placement was spot on, bosses were difficult but again well thought out and the battle system was flawless.

Dark Souls 2 had a bad battle system that you didn't notice you were being hit half the time (Especially with arrows), the bosses aren't as legitimately challenging and the enemies didn't seem to scale properly from one area to the next in difficulty. But really, what fucked the game in comparison was the battle system controls.

There's a third one out there where he's shakin' his butt, but I don't have it unfortunately... have this instead.
#73 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
freakin homing arrows and slow-ass homing blue balls
#62 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more, but now when all the people who worked on dark souls 1, are doing demon souls 2, it can't be worse than dark souls 2.

Just found out the gif fits Daft punk: Harder, Better, Faster perfectly! Also only pic i had on my school computer that was related.
#64 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Let's hope not... After such a glorious fuck up as Dark Souls 2, I'd be hard pressed to believe that they could do worse - and in all honesty it's not that bad of a game, not at all. It's only bad by comparison, and that's the important thing to remember. It's still a fantastic game in its own right, it just doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor.

One dark Souls Wallpaper for another.
#65 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that also leads to some sort of disappointment, dark souls 2 was supposed to be better, that's what a sequel should be. Dark souls 2 got 7/10 while Dark souls 1 got 9/10.

Found another one
#66 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, I'd give Dark Souls 2 an 8/10 while giving Dark Souls a 10/10. Because again, Dark Souls 2 isn't that bad of a game, it's just bad by comparison. Dark Souls was perfect in both game play and in story/lore. Dark Souls 2 had worse game play and the story was slightly worse than the first one, if only because it didn't hold as much weight with the lore. Either way, both were well worth the buy and I don't regret getting either of them.

#67 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't comprehend how big and perfect it is, i keep learning new stuff, and i'm just more and more amazed. Love it just can't get enough of it!

And it's games that i would still pay full price for today, it's just worth it!

Last internet related thing on my laptop
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#56 - It just confused me because i've beaten both games, and i just…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay +1
#117 - redknull (05/14/2014) [-]
Have you tried the increased difficulty? :p NG+1 or NG+2, also try out the achievements etc, no bonfires, no deaths. Then it will be hard
User avatar #118 - speedyonbiscuit (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm in ng+++ in the first game, (I'm on my fourth run, so i guess it would be that many plus') And ng++ in dark souls 2, and it's not that hard that i would consider it being worthy of putting on a gimp suit.

But really, any game becomes hard if you can only die once, and all that. I would rather play the game as it was meant for me, not just increasing it's difficulty by blocking out all that made the game fair.

I can see it would be harder of course, but any game would if you took away everything that was there to make it easier for you. I'm just saying dark souls in it self, is not that hard as everyone says it is.
#57 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
To some it's not all that hard. To others, it's a fucking nightmare of a game. To each their own, either way that's what the gimp suit was used for.

Dark Souls is harder than Dark Souls 2. Dark Souls 2 was just stupid by comparison unfortunately, which is why you need to take it as an entirely different game to enjoy it in my opinion.
User avatar #59 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah i know what you're talking about, 2nd one was like being chased by dogs, the first one was like being chased by velociraptors!

Also the stick dewd got some moves
#61 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I mean Dark Souls was actually *challenging* to play and that's what made it difficult. The level designs were well thought out, enemy placement was spot on, bosses were difficult but again well thought out and the battle system was flawless.

Dark Souls 2 had a bad battle system that you didn't notice you were being hit half the time (Especially with arrows), the bosses aren't as legitimately challenging and the enemies didn't seem to scale properly from one area to the next in difficulty. But really, what fucked the game in comparison was the battle system controls.

There's a third one out there where he's shakin' his butt, but I don't have it unfortunately... have this instead.
#73 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
freakin homing arrows and slow-ass homing blue balls
#62 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more, but now when all the people who worked on dark souls 1, are doing demon souls 2, it can't be worse than dark souls 2.

Just found out the gif fits Daft punk: Harder, Better, Faster perfectly! Also only pic i had on my school computer that was related.
#64 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Let's hope not... After such a glorious fuck up as Dark Souls 2, I'd be hard pressed to believe that they could do worse - and in all honesty it's not that bad of a game, not at all. It's only bad by comparison, and that's the important thing to remember. It's still a fantastic game in its own right, it just doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor.

One dark Souls Wallpaper for another.
#65 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that also leads to some sort of disappointment, dark souls 2 was supposed to be better, that's what a sequel should be. Dark souls 2 got 7/10 while Dark souls 1 got 9/10.

Found another one
#66 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, I'd give Dark Souls 2 an 8/10 while giving Dark Souls a 10/10. Because again, Dark Souls 2 isn't that bad of a game, it's just bad by comparison. Dark Souls was perfect in both game play and in story/lore. Dark Souls 2 had worse game play and the story was slightly worse than the first one, if only because it didn't hold as much weight with the lore. Either way, both were well worth the buy and I don't regret getting either of them.

#67 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't comprehend how big and perfect it is, i keep learning new stuff, and i'm just more and more amazed. Love it just can't get enough of it!

And it's games that i would still pay full price for today, it's just worth it!

Last internet related thing on my laptop
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#54 - Someone explain how the **** a gimp suit is relat…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/14/2014 on It's Not Cosplay +4
#60 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
You're the games little bitch.
#55 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Gimp suits are generally associated with masochism which, if you don't know, is someone who enjoys pain or punishment. Dark Souls is famously difficult. You will die over, and over and over again while playing this game. The joke is you'd need to be a masochist to play it.

#63 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
You are probably right, i mean even in mmos i go to 20 level higher areas and fuck around and die like 50 times.
And i played a hell lot of dark souls, and i did quite a few ridiculous stunts.
And i died atleast 200 times if you count all my characters.
User avatar #56 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
It just confused me because i've beaten both games, and i just couldn't see how that was related. And it ain't that hard, and not even near self punishment in my opinion.
#117 - redknull (05/14/2014) [-]
Have you tried the increased difficulty? :p NG+1 or NG+2, also try out the achievements etc, no bonfires, no deaths. Then it will be hard
User avatar #118 - speedyonbiscuit (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm in ng+++ in the first game, (I'm on my fourth run, so i guess it would be that many plus') And ng++ in dark souls 2, and it's not that hard that i would consider it being worthy of putting on a gimp suit.

But really, any game becomes hard if you can only die once, and all that. I would rather play the game as it was meant for me, not just increasing it's difficulty by blocking out all that made the game fair.

I can see it would be harder of course, but any game would if you took away everything that was there to make it easier for you. I'm just saying dark souls in it self, is not that hard as everyone says it is.
#57 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
To some it's not all that hard. To others, it's a fucking nightmare of a game. To each their own, either way that's what the gimp suit was used for.

Dark Souls is harder than Dark Souls 2. Dark Souls 2 was just stupid by comparison unfortunately, which is why you need to take it as an entirely different game to enjoy it in my opinion.
User avatar #59 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah i know what you're talking about, 2nd one was like being chased by dogs, the first one was like being chased by velociraptors!

Also the stick dewd got some moves
#61 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I mean Dark Souls was actually *challenging* to play and that's what made it difficult. The level designs were well thought out, enemy placement was spot on, bosses were difficult but again well thought out and the battle system was flawless.

Dark Souls 2 had a bad battle system that you didn't notice you were being hit half the time (Especially with arrows), the bosses aren't as legitimately challenging and the enemies didn't seem to scale properly from one area to the next in difficulty. But really, what fucked the game in comparison was the battle system controls.

There's a third one out there where he's shakin' his butt, but I don't have it unfortunately... have this instead.
#73 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
freakin homing arrows and slow-ass homing blue balls
#62 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Couldn't agree more, but now when all the people who worked on dark souls 1, are doing demon souls 2, it can't be worse than dark souls 2.

Just found out the gif fits Daft punk: Harder, Better, Faster perfectly! Also only pic i had on my school computer that was related.
#64 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Let's hope not... After such a glorious fuck up as Dark Souls 2, I'd be hard pressed to believe that they could do worse - and in all honesty it's not that bad of a game, not at all. It's only bad by comparison, and that's the important thing to remember. It's still a fantastic game in its own right, it just doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor.

One dark Souls Wallpaper for another.
#65 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that also leads to some sort of disappointment, dark souls 2 was supposed to be better, that's what a sequel should be. Dark souls 2 got 7/10 while Dark souls 1 got 9/10.

Found another one
#66 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
Eeeeh, I'd give Dark Souls 2 an 8/10 while giving Dark Souls a 10/10. Because again, Dark Souls 2 isn't that bad of a game, it's just bad by comparison. Dark Souls was perfect in both game play and in story/lore. Dark Souls 2 had worse game play and the story was slightly worse than the first one, if only because it didn't hold as much weight with the lore. Either way, both were well worth the buy and I don't regret getting either of them.

#67 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
The lore of dark souls 1 is the best story ever, i just can't comprehend how big and perfect it is, i keep learning new stuff, and i'm just more and more amazed. Love it just can't get enough of it!

And it's games that i would still pay full price for today, it's just worth it!

Last internet related thing on my laptop
#68 - golnax (05/14/2014) [-]
The story is fantastic, the entire "Souls" universe is fantastic. It all comes together to form just the right amount of difficulty, cool story, graphics and game play to form a master piece that will likely never be recreated as well again. I'd easily call it the "adult" forerunner of Legend of Zelda if that wasn't still an ongoing series, so intricate and vast is the world.

May it never die.
User avatar #69 - speedyonbiscuit (05/14/2014) [-]
Maybe Demon souls 2 will take you away, you never know
#16 - If you stand by a mimic chest long enough, you can actually se… 05/12/2014 on NEVER BE FOOLED AGAIN +1
#132 - She either has major balls, or is simply just retarded as … 05/11/2014 on Zombie girl 0
#129 - How many tries did she get before a ****** punche…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Zombie girl +5
User avatar #131 - kreekydoorS (05/11/2014) [-]
I was going to say "that's a good way to get punched right in the fucking face."
#152 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
Zombies will bite your fist, duh.
User avatar #132 - speedyonbiscuit (05/11/2014) [-]
She either has major balls, or is simply just retarded as fuck
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#125 - WHY DID I READ IN HER VOICE  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Win 0
User avatar #156 - tippidie (05/11/2014) [-]
It's hard not to
#36 - Cubone + Lugia 05/10/2014 on Pokémon Combinations +1
#56 - I want that stingray! Wierd ass fish that actually t… 05/09/2014 on have u seen steve 0
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