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Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Wonderland
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#3 - Sounds like her sanity leaked out before she could stop it... 07/17/2012 on Interesting way to start... +1
#3 - ******** ! Red dosnt give his mom anythin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Pokecomp +7
#6 - IMIGHTBEJESUS (07/17/2012) [-]
its Gold who does that, newfag. ethan is a shitty cartoon character. thats like calling red ash.
User avatar #10 - speedyonbiscuit (07/17/2012) [-]
Talk about being a failure "Newfag"
User avatar #7 - tvfreakuk (07/17/2012) [-]
Actually Ethan is the Heart Gold version.
"Gold" was just the fan name from the original protagonist in Gold, because he didn't really have a name then, so some actually do call him Ethan in Gold, as well as Heart Gold.
Also, his anime character counterpart is called Jimmy, not Ethan. Although his manga counterpart is in fact called Gold as well.
#9 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 07/17/2012 on RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD. +1
User avatar #15 - SirSheepy (07/17/2012) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #19 - speedyonbiscuit (07/17/2012) [-]
He deleted the text, and replaced it with: That bitch still owes me a bike!

It's not exactly what it said, but it's what i recall
User avatar #62 - mhden (07/17/2012) [-]
And why the fuck was it deleted ?
If that was what it said .. IT WAS EPIC!
#234 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
one of the top comments here
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#240 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
one of the top comments here
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#601 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
"here" this post, this page
idiots...
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#4 - HU-DE-MEKA! 07/17/2012 on DAT AKU AKU 0
#46 - Aahh I love /b/ 07/16/2012 on most beautiful teen +1
#45 - Steroids much!? 07/15/2012 on The Rock +7
#78 - Future rapist 07/14/2012 on My awesome secret 0
#2 - or having an extreamly small penis.. 07/12/2012 on A Gifted Young Boy... +1
#2 - As stuffed as sasha grey's pussy 07/11/2012 on Bambi!! 0
#899 - I was gonna say Snooki "Asshat" Even though tha… 07/10/2012 on Most honest 3½ minutes on... -1
#819 - I only have to say one singel name you know, and that proves t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2012 on Most honest 3½ minutes on... -3
#863 - swagbot (07/10/2012) [-]
I suppose you mean "JUsTin BeeBur" Lolhurrdurr. Or any 'child star'

- Are you not taking into account all the cultural changes that baby-boomers pushed to make our culture obsessed with 'child starts'?
- How about all the middle-aged parents who indulge their twitterpated daughters and BUY their music/movies?
- How about the parent who raise these kids and then pimp them out to Hollywood/the music industry?
- How about the adult managers and staff that maintian these peoples' careers?

You're done. Make sense or gtfo.
User avatar #899 - speedyonbiscuit (07/10/2012) [-]
I was gonna say Snooki "Asshat"
Even though that Justin bieber would have been a good choice, i think you have seen the video of him not even knowing what Germany is.
And just to get it clear, i didnt call you a retard, but you are really acting like one right now, "Asshat"
But yeah, every generation from now is getting worse and worse, we only know about yours because of the media, but the media is also one of the biggest reason we are getting more and more unintelligent.
But USA is the one being mentioned the most becuase of the thing with them being all arrogant and power sucking idiots.
"Uhhh we best country in the world, we have FREEDOOOM! UHHH LOOK AT MA GUN!"
And the cultural chances? Well if you think that mtv and being pregnant at 16 is good, then i think you should seek medical attention.
Well, they buy their childs all that music, becuase they propably couldnt get it when they were their age.
And those parents are just trying to live their lives through their childt and that is pretty sad if you ask me.
Well those managers are usally just powerwhores commanding with people.
I live in Scandanavia, i do not wanna brag or anything like that, but it is the best place in the world to live.
We have one of the Highest averege university exam scores.
Free health care, economy that actually works.
And the best thing of all, we dont fear everyone and everything, we feel safe here and we don't need any gun to just swing around screaming i own this place, and i will shoot your head off if you come any closer.
And USA? yeah they are one of the very worst to live in.
And that retarded saying of "You're done"
They fear everyone and everything.
They are power seeking whores.
They dont really care about anyone but themselves.
The Media is mostly just stupid people doing stupid stuff, becuase that makes everyone in think that they arent that bad, but they really are.


Sry for clusterfuck of words, it wouldnt let me post over 25 lines
#836 - anonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
You are an idiot, do you think people are born into a generation and who and what sort of person they are is predetermined?

Each generation shapes the next, its a fact of life.

Its like saying to children raised by Nazis its your fault you got brainwashed.

"I only have to say one singel name you know"

What name is that? justin bieber? He has no true influence on the world, just bad music.
#813 - Yeah but your generation also has some of the biggest *…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2012 on Most honest 3½ minutes on... +3
#831 - anonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
Every generation has fucktards, previous generations let them run your country.

Biggest issue was the only people who want to take the roll of leader are the extremest.

Also media has messed up politics way too much, rich people buying out media and influencing the news. For example in Australia there is going to be a taxation on large carbon emissions and the huge mining companies ran a huge scare campaign and its been blown way out of proportion. Also politicians are scared to be human because of all the pathetic things journalists cling onto.
#816 - swagbot (07/10/2012) [-]
We inherited this world, asshat.

If you're pissed, get pissed at the Adults who raised us and created the world that we're inheriting.
User avatar #856 - SoulCaster (07/10/2012) [-]
Listen, I'm also a part a of this generation (your generation) and I don't like to hear that we are the worst generation ever either but in truth, we are, it's not our generation as a whole, there are plenty of intelligent, well informed, responsible young men and women in our generation with the potential to change this world in ways that we never would have thought possible. However, THE VAST MAJORITY of our generation are a bunch of ignorant, irresponsible and just plain stupid people who have no concept of the dire straits that our world is in and so you have these people out there fucking around, they don't care about politics or the economy and the problem is that this majority is what is representing our generation and they are controlling who controls our countries and therefore our world. We can't be angry with people like this man for saying that our generation is the worst on yet because it is the worst one. The only thing that people like you and I can do about it is try our best to make this world what we know it can be and leave behind a better world for our children to inherit from us. Getting mad at the people who raised us makes no logical sense because we do not get everything that makes us who we are from our guardians it is a combination of our guardians, friends and media (especially media these days) when you have a generation of kids looking up to people like Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Lil wayne it is to be expected that they are not going to be the kind of people that you can depend upon to change this world. Don't try and drop all the blame for our generations stupidity on other people like our guardians, that is part of what makes our generation so bad, no one wants to accept any sort of responsibility, we are responsible for our own faults and no one else, we are a generations of ignorant fools and it is up to us to try and find a way to fix that.
#872 - swagbot (07/10/2012) [-]
This is true, I just despise when sad, dried-up oldfags shit over the generation that they crafted.

This is my concern, because i see the cycle going like this;
1. Our generation is born with access to cool stuff (videogames, internet, J-culture, etc) that lit our brains UP.
2. We get ideas a little kids... we want to DO cool stuff.
3. At the same time, we're taught to Obey society and our parents.
4. As we grow up, we continue to waste our time frenetically switching between;
a. Wanting to please our (usually destructive and/or lame) parents
b. Wanting to do well at school/jobs that numb our brains and reduce our potential and waste our time
c. Wanting to make all those cool ideas come true.
5. ...And I'm scared that our generation will end up not getting anything done because the a always fucks over the efforts in c, with b presenting daily challenges.

You're right about how each generation has the Ability to Choose to be lazy or not ---SO--- what I'm trying to do is fight the negative influence of our parents, who, from my point of view, have almost always been a negative force on kids of my generation.

I think that will help kids to stop living in these unhealthy, interdependent love-hate relationships with parents that i see, and will help our generation to start finding its own power and growing up.
User avatar #819 - speedyonbiscuit (07/10/2012) [-]
I only have to say one singel name you know, and that proves that it is the worst generation so far, with worse to come.
#863 - swagbot (07/10/2012) [-]
I suppose you mean "JUsTin BeeBur" Lolhurrdurr. Or any 'child star'

- Are you not taking into account all the cultural changes that baby-boomers pushed to make our culture obsessed with 'child starts'?
- How about all the middle-aged parents who indulge their twitterpated daughters and BUY their music/movies?
- How about the parent who raise these kids and then pimp them out to Hollywood/the music industry?
- How about the adult managers and staff that maintian these peoples' careers?

You're done. Make sense or gtfo.
User avatar #899 - speedyonbiscuit (07/10/2012) [-]
I was gonna say Snooki "Asshat"
Even though that Justin bieber would have been a good choice, i think you have seen the video of him not even knowing what Germany is.
And just to get it clear, i didnt call you a retard, but you are really acting like one right now, "Asshat"
But yeah, every generation from now is getting worse and worse, we only know about yours because of the media, but the media is also one of the biggest reason we are getting more and more unintelligent.
But USA is the one being mentioned the most becuase of the thing with them being all arrogant and power sucking idiots.
"Uhhh we best country in the world, we have FREEDOOOM! UHHH LOOK AT MA GUN!"
And the cultural chances? Well if you think that mtv and being pregnant at 16 is good, then i think you should seek medical attention.
Well, they buy their childs all that music, becuase they propably couldnt get it when they were their age.
And those parents are just trying to live their lives through their childt and that is pretty sad if you ask me.
Well those managers are usally just powerwhores commanding with people.
I live in Scandanavia, i do not wanna brag or anything like that, but it is the best place in the world to live.
We have one of the Highest averege university exam scores.
Free health care, economy that actually works.
And the best thing of all, we dont fear everyone and everything, we feel safe here and we don't need any gun to just swing around screaming i own this place, and i will shoot your head off if you come any closer.
And USA? yeah they are one of the very worst to live in.
And that retarded saying of "You're done"
They fear everyone and everything.
They are power seeking whores.
They dont really care about anyone but themselves.
The Media is mostly just stupid people doing stupid stuff, becuase that makes everyone in think that they arent that bad, but they really are.


Sry for clusterfuck of words, it wouldnt let me post over 25 lines
#836 - anonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
You are an idiot, do you think people are born into a generation and who and what sort of person they are is predetermined?

Each generation shapes the next, its a fact of life.

Its like saying to children raised by Nazis its your fault you got brainwashed.

"I only have to say one singel name you know"

What name is that? justin bieber? He has no true influence on the world, just bad music.
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#9 - Lol, this is as old as soul silver an heart gold if i remember… 07/08/2012 on and i just jizzed in my pants +1
#373 - **speedyonbiscuit rolls 984** 07/07/2012 on irony 0
#28 - And he now has 20 forms of cancer. 07/07/2012 on trolling airport security -8
#1 - Why the red thumps? This is awesome! 07/07/2012 on TF2 > Eminem 0
#3 - lol noob 07/06/2012 on When a gamer dies 0
#3 - Picture 07/06/2012 on I HATE CAPTCHA 0
#5 - See that's ****** practical! You can do…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Mutter Museum comp. +7
#18 - norrus (07/06/2012) [-]
thats how girls on facebook try to look like, when they are taking pictures trying to make their ass look bigger...
User avatar #16 - spltfire (07/06/2012) [-]
She looks like the thing from going to the store...
#6 - Fabnasio (07/06/2012) [-]
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#2 - DO IT YOURSELF FAGGOT! 07/06/2012 on Make this picture awesome? -1
#3 - "Le".... 07/06/2012 on Fuck you. Spongebob is great. 0
#6 - Picture 07/05/2012 on 4chan In Love. +23
#7 - Understandable. 07/04/2012 on Oh look, a truck 0
#5 - Oh you got me, that was the best use of sarcasm ever.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on Oh look, a truck 0
User avatar #6 - drewsky (07/04/2012) [-]
Thanks, it took me a really long time to come up with it!
User avatar #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/04/2012) [-]
Understandable.
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
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You're a faggot.
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