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speedyonbiscuit

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:5/21/2015
Location:Wonderland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3635
Highest Content Rank:#148
Highest Comment Rank:#3079
Content Thumbs: 74257 total,  82741 ,  8484
Comment Thumbs: 2509 total,  3748 ,  1239
Content Level Progress: 83.7% (837/1000)
Level 272 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:13
Content Views:2697116
Times Content Favorited:5246 times
Total Comments Made:1154
FJ Points:76024
Favorite Tags: cars crashes (6) | boomboom (4) | boom (3) | Holy fezez (2) | Jesus can suck m (2) | niggers (2) | wat (2)
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latest user's comments

#3 - Me neither, i fell out of the nest when i was an egg... 07/23/2012 on dirty secret 0
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#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2012 on how do you know? +1
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#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/23/2012 on how do you know? 0
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 07/23/2012 on how do you know? +1
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#1 - Don't help him! I need a few good pictures of him. 07/23/2012 on New 5 Gum 0
#3 - That's not really that big of a surprise, but funnyjunk has tu… 07/23/2012 on Majority of YouTube commenters +6
#3 - Do it yourself you lazy **** 07/23/2012 on Caption this +1
#2 - It's ****** breivik being horny  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Oh shit. -117
#5 - jrondeau (07/24/2012) [-]
#3 - anonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
he doesn't even look anything like the guy on the picture





ps: when you tell a joke it's supposed to be funny
#1 - And currently 80% of Funnyjunk  [+] (10 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Majority of YouTube commenters +40
User avatar #2 - jesuslovessheep (07/23/2012) [-]
And about 99% of Facebook
User avatar #5 - newprinny (07/23/2012) [-]
And about 134% of people who don't understand percentages, dood
User avatar #26 - thepsycho (07/24/2012) [-]
The other 6% are russians.
User avatar #30 - ragingbrony (07/24/2012) [-]
and 100% reason to the remember the name!
#33 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
Way to copy Sunset, you fucking faggot. Can't wait until you make a status about this too. Since you always bitch in them.
User avatar #34 - ragingbrony (07/24/2012) [-]
I didn't realize Sunset was a part of Fort Minor.
#35 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
u still copied him because he was the first to use that reference and you copied him. Why don't you just go make more unfunny comments. bcuz all you do is use pictures from your reaction folder that arent even remotely funny. Make some funny comments like iamjohngalt or holler
User avatar #36 - ragingbrony (07/24/2012) [-]
I highly doubt that in the 7 years the song has been out, Sunset is the first and only person to reference it.

And alright, I will if that's what you want me to do.
#37 - anonymous (07/24/2012) [-]
cant wait to see this as a status latr
User avatar #3 - speedyonbiscuit (07/23/2012) [-]
That's not really that big of a surprise, but funnyjunk has turned into retardtown, kids and annoying wannabe trolls where ever you go, if it keeps going like this, funnyjunk is gonna go lower than 9gag
#5 - Comment deleted 07/23/2012 on Promoting the next best rapper +2
#9 - and they are all black, what a surprise 07/23/2012 on No brains -1
#54 - **** off! This aint facebook!!! 07/22/2012 on Batman +5
#17 - And here i thought it was guy learning a black guy to read. 07/22/2012 on Pooh bear loves _igger +5
#20 - He killed Buu, so it shouldnt be a problem  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2012 on Is This A Battle Goku Could... 0
#21 - kfdogg (07/22/2012) [-]
buus bones werent indestructible, the only thing that aven phases wolverine is an ademantium bullet to the head
#8 - Comment deleted 07/22/2012 on Morbid...Clam? 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2012 on Morbid...Clam? -1
#7 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Really?? Thats exactly what comment #1 says!!!!!!!!!!!
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#1 - Comment deleted 07/21/2012 on Gay? 0
#27 - Comment deleted 07/20/2012 on Another Day in Paradise 0
#1 - lol you are serious? yeah that will show those reposts! 07/20/2012 on cut out the reposts guys -1
#169 - Lol the origianl story of slendy was from 4chan, where the onl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Well.. Hm. 0
#182 - ragged (07/18/2012) [-]
Slenderman started on SomethingAwful. He was shopped into a picture watching some children from a distance.

The "little girls" comment is because of his game, "Slender".
#236 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Slenderman is an old German 'old wives tale'. He kidnapped children who ran away from home. He was created just to scare little children who were thinking of running away from their parents. He'd chase them through the woods, apparently.
#151 - Did you? He dosnt prefer "Little girls" …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Well.. Hm. 0
User avatar #165 - dyllygaf (07/18/2012) [-]
Pretty sure the original story for slenderman was that he abducted children. If I remember correctly, his origin picture was his standing in a park behind a group of kids, and the story was that several of the children had gone missing
User avatar #169 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2012) [-]
Lol the origianl story of slendy was from 4chan, where the only thing he wants is 20$
#182 - ragged (07/18/2012) [-]
Slenderman started on SomethingAwful. He was shopped into a picture watching some children from a distance.

The "little girls" comment is because of his game, "Slender".
#236 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Slenderman is an old German 'old wives tale'. He kidnapped children who ran away from home. He was created just to scare little children who were thinking of running away from their parents. He'd chase them through the woods, apparently.
#139 - No?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Well.. Hm. -1
User avatar #142 - zarcos (07/18/2012) [-]
yeah did you not read any of the creepy pasta for slenderman his preferred victims are children.
User avatar #151 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2012) [-]
Did you?

He dosnt prefer "Little girls"

He seeks out the ones who seek him, and when that first starts he will haunt you till you die, becuase you will keep thinking about him, and that is what makes him appear.

There is that old kliche one of him where he kidnaps children that's right, but all the big Slenderman youtubers are all men Tribetwelve is a man and so is the people in Marblehornets
User avatar #165 - dyllygaf (07/18/2012) [-]
Pretty sure the original story for slenderman was that he abducted children. If I remember correctly, his origin picture was his standing in a park behind a group of kids, and the story was that several of the children had gone missing
User avatar #169 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2012) [-]
Lol the origianl story of slendy was from 4chan, where the only thing he wants is 20$
#182 - ragged (07/18/2012) [-]
Slenderman started on SomethingAwful. He was shopped into a picture watching some children from a distance.

The "little girls" comment is because of his game, "Slender".
#236 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Slenderman is an old German 'old wives tale'. He kidnapped children who ran away from home. He was created just to scare little children who were thinking of running away from their parents. He'd chase them through the woods, apparently.
#114 - Easy win for slendy.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Well.. Hm. +1
#205 - anonymous (07/18/2012) [-]
Sorry guys, but zarcos is correct.. Slenderman is a child abductor who prefers female over males. The whole seeks who seeks him was added later on, ragged is correct and slenderman was first made on somthingawful. There is many different "creations" of him, but the original was a child abductor who could stretch his limbs to any size.
then again im just anon so you guys probably wont believe me.
User avatar #138 - zarcos (07/18/2012) [-]
nah he prefers little girls
User avatar #139 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2012) [-]
No?
User avatar #142 - zarcos (07/18/2012) [-]
yeah did you not read any of the creepy pasta for slenderman his preferred victims are children.
User avatar #151 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2012) [-]
Did you?

He dosnt prefer "Little girls"

He seeks out the ones who seek him, and when that first starts he will haunt you till you die, becuase you will keep thinking about him, and that is what makes him appear.

There is that old kliche one of him where he kidnaps children that's right, but all the big Slenderman youtubers are all men Tribetwelve is a man and so is the people in Marblehornets
User avatar #165 - dyllygaf (07/18/2012) [-]
Pretty sure the original story for slenderman was that he abducted children. If I remember correctly, his origin picture was his standing in a park behind a group of kids, and the story was that several of the children had gone missing
User avatar #169 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2012) [-]
Lol the origianl story of slendy was from 4chan, where the only thing he wants is 20$
#182 - ragged (07/18/2012) [-]
Slenderman started on SomethingAwful. He was shopped into a picture watching some children from a distance.

The "little girls" comment is because of his game, "Slender".
#236 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Slenderman is an old German 'old wives tale'. He kidnapped children who ran away from home. He was created just to scare little children who were thinking of running away from their parents. He'd chase them through the woods, apparently.
#146 - ****** SPLAT! 07/18/2012 on Subway 0

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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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