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#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Woaaaah.. just woaah 0
#3 - evilhomer (10/28/2014) [-]
I have this version of that pic
User avatar #5 - speedyonbiscuit (10/28/2014) [-]
There is some more if i remember right, some with typical russian jokes on it, and stuff like that
#33 - Oh **** okay, not that bad then, thought it was l… 10/27/2014 on Thomas the take engine +1
#3 - Holy **** , the fact the he is able to lift an eng…  [+] (24 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Thomas the take engine +256
User avatar #28 - fukkentyranitar (10/27/2014) [-]
Its literally just the aluminum block with no pistons, valves or crankshaft. Otherwise it would weight more than he does.
#83 - willys (10/27/2014) [-]
This is what just the block looks like.

0/10 would not wrench with.

Just giving you a hard time, no hate.
User avatar #106 - fukkentyranitar (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm stupid. forgive me. I forgot about the head and intake.
#107 - willys (10/28/2014) [-]
And water pump and exhaust.

I'll let it slide for sexual favors. If you know what I mean.

Innuendo's not my strong suit.
#25 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
Just before he prolapses from the strain...
#23 - willys (10/27/2014) [-]
LS1 block is 106 lb. With manifolds, heads, valve covers, and water pump like in the picture, probably goes up to about 180-200 lb (80-90 kg for all you daggum for'ners). So it's heavy, but not unmanageable.
#72 - goddamnitnedra (10/27/2014) [-]
cmon druglords just started the trend, you can do it! CHANGE!
#102 - chupavisor (10/28/2014) [-]
I think there's more practicality for the everyday person in the US system.

For example
--- 1.) 0 degrees is fucking cold, 100 degrees is fucking hot. (in terms of weather)
--- 2.) The most pertinent part of a date is the month, so why not make it first?
---------A) When filing the day of the month doesn't really matter.
---------B) Month can be used to determine the season. Day/year can't
--- 3.) A foot is about the length of a foot. (Okay, I kind of hate length measurements)
#108 - goddamnitnedra (10/28/2014) [-]
Well, the point of that image, beside the finger (wich I like to think it's there to symbolize america's stubborn resistance to conversion, rather than a taunt) is that metric system has more.. consistency compared to imperial.
Practicality is debatable, as thousands over thousands of 'murica vs eurofagdom threads have shown.
Let me be clear: if the situation were reversed i'd be pushing for imperial (despite not being logical ), it rustles my jimmies that 3 out of 190something states are going special snowflake when we could just choose one for all and get one step closer the creation of mechs and power armors (dont lie, you all want a fucking ironman suit).
#88 - camzore has deleted their comment.
#79 - willys (10/27/2014) [-]
As someone who started school for engineering (and will likely soon go back to finish it), believe me I'd love to see metric take over here. But I ain't holding my breath.
#82 - goddamnitnedra (10/27/2014) [-]
if not us, perhaps our grandchildren will; I'm going glass half-full on this.
User avatar #33 - speedyonbiscuit (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh shit okay, not that bad then, thought it was like 200-250kg.. (eurofag here)
#14 - hongkongdingdong (10/27/2014) [-]
I know of a guy who can deadlift them fully. This guy isn't lifting a normal engine, it's quite a bit lighter.

However, there are people that can actually do this with your standard v8.
User avatar #9 - europe (10/27/2014) [-]
How much would an actual engine like that weigh?
User avatar #11 - lean (10/27/2014) [-]
New aluminum block V8's weigh 450-500 lbs. The older iron engines were 80-100 lbs more than that.
User avatar #13 - heftigshit (10/27/2014) [-]
It's actually right at 400, iron block OHC v8's are usually 450-500 dry.
User avatar #18 - lean (10/27/2014) [-]
I estimated. There is quite a lot of size variance. a 5.7 new hemi is 485 dressed
User avatar #19 - heftigshit (10/27/2014) [-]
That's an LS1 tho
#58 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
though*
#63 - heftigshit (10/27/2014) [-]
doe*
User avatar #20 - lean (10/27/2014) [-]
True, and it is just over 400 lbs. Europe asked about engines like that- the LS1 is the featherweight in the 5.7 bracket.
#7 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. I barely can lift a biger motorcycle engine.
#8 - neweire (10/27/2014) [-]
Its a dummy block for checking clearances and other things, wouldn't weigh more than 50kg. But saying that those ls series engines are surprisingly light for a v8, thanks to its aluminium block
#31 - I'm drunk as **** , is that actually spiders down …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Hell No 0
#33 - pronprofile (10/26/2014) [-]
yup, the ground is spoders
#193 - Well **** , still immune though 10/26/2014 on Found on 8chan 0
#192 - **speedyonbiscuit rolls 58** Mother ******* C bitches  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Found on 8chan 0
User avatar #193 - speedyonbiscuit (10/26/2014) [-]
Well fuck, still immune though
#357 - You could make it so that the rank you are, would fit your pro… 10/24/2014 on what do you want to see on fj? 0
#66 - Is that ******* legit?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on just a fag 0
User avatar #67 - bigredthunder (10/24/2014) [-]
the gif? I think its from a superbowl commercial.
#53 - Cheeky little bastard 10/12/2014 on Well Shit +1
#47 - A lot of people have lost their stuff, i've jumped up 1000+ spots.. 10/10/2014 on Missing stuff? 0
#71 - Ultimate rape security system 08/29/2014 on Science is so amazing 0
#62 - Make their pics more transparent? 08/25/2014 on Coloured Text +4
#21 - I've actually tried it, some hours after i've smoked i let a b… 08/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1025074 - It is amazingly good fun with some friends 08/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13 - How can i get inside of one when a storm approaches then?.. 08/03/2014 on Weeeeee 0
#72 - So you're just a jackass that comes up with **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#70 - Yeah you did "Retard" (Big words here because mama s…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #71 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
no i claimed they would continue going to beyond the point where it cant be seen with the naked eye. the very last drop in the video wouldn't be visible to us if we looked at it at normal fps. i never ever claimed it would ETERNALLY KEEP GOING.

i replied to your comment stating er why do we see no waves; with the statement that you see ripples at every bounce.

you seem to be fucking clueless in doing some deductive thinking of your own
User avatar #72 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
So you're just a jackass that comes up with shit that doesn't really answer the questions there was given, but just wanted someone to listen to him.
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#68 - Okay, prove it, prove that it actaully goes on for an eternity…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #69 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
i never said or claimed it would GO ON FOR AN ETERNITY you dumb piece of shit
User avatar #70 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you did "Retard" (Big words here because mama says i'm a big boy too)

You claimed they kept going you just couldn't see it with the naked eye.

I always said it ended and never said it was eternal, all you did was trying to be a wise ass know it all and show off.

You came in when i asked about how the energy then wouldn't create waves, and then you just came in because you felt like it.

Missed anything? "You dumb piece of shit" (Oh god i feel so cool now)
User avatar #71 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
no i claimed they would continue going to beyond the point where it cant be seen with the naked eye. the very last drop in the video wouldn't be visible to us if we looked at it at normal fps. i never ever claimed it would ETERNALLY KEEP GOING.

i replied to your comment stating er why do we see no waves; with the statement that you see ripples at every bounce.

you seem to be fucking clueless in doing some deductive thinking of your own
User avatar #72 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
So you're just a jackass that comes up with shit that doesn't really answer the questions there was given, but just wanted someone to listen to him.
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#66 - You can't prove anything you now that right? And it'…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #67 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
wtf kind of retarded answer is that; you cant prove anything.

last time i try to explain shit to a retard....
User avatar #68 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Okay, prove it, prove that it actaully goes on for an eternity?

I would love to see you do it
User avatar #69 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
i never said or claimed it would GO ON FOR AN ETERNITY you dumb piece of shit
User avatar #70 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you did "Retard" (Big words here because mama says i'm a big boy too)

You claimed they kept going you just couldn't see it with the naked eye.

I always said it ended and never said it was eternal, all you did was trying to be a wise ass know it all and show off.

You came in when i asked about how the energy then wouldn't create waves, and then you just came in because you felt like it.

Missed anything? "You dumb piece of shit" (Oh god i feel so cool now)
User avatar #71 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
no i claimed they would continue going to beyond the point where it cant be seen with the naked eye. the very last drop in the video wouldn't be visible to us if we looked at it at normal fps. i never ever claimed it would ETERNALLY KEEP GOING.

i replied to your comment stating er why do we see no waves; with the statement that you see ripples at every bounce.

you seem to be fucking clueless in doing some deductive thinking of your own
User avatar #72 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
So you're just a jackass that comes up with shit that doesn't really answer the questions there was given, but just wanted someone to listen to him.
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#28 - Have you even read the comments? We were discussing …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #65 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
yes i have read the comments and my answer is still correct; in the few cycles of the eternal bouncing ball that you see in the video you see ripples formed in the water around it; THE TINIER the ball gets THE TINIER the waves will get to the point where u wont even see any of them with the naked eye
User avatar #66 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
You can't prove anything you now that right?

And it's energy, and energy doesn't last forever.
User avatar #67 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
wtf kind of retarded answer is that; you cant prove anything.

last time i try to explain shit to a retard....
User avatar #68 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Okay, prove it, prove that it actaully goes on for an eternity?

I would love to see you do it
User avatar #69 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
i never said or claimed it would GO ON FOR AN ETERNITY you dumb piece of shit
User avatar #70 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you did "Retard" (Big words here because mama says i'm a big boy too)

You claimed they kept going you just couldn't see it with the naked eye.

I always said it ended and never said it was eternal, all you did was trying to be a wise ass know it all and show off.

You came in when i asked about how the energy then wouldn't create waves, and then you just came in because you felt like it.

Missed anything? "You dumb piece of shit" (Oh god i feel so cool now)
User avatar #71 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
no i claimed they would continue going to beyond the point where it cant be seen with the naked eye. the very last drop in the video wouldn't be visible to us if we looked at it at normal fps. i never ever claimed it would ETERNALLY KEEP GOING.

i replied to your comment stating er why do we see no waves; with the statement that you see ripples at every bounce.

you seem to be fucking clueless in doing some deductive thinking of your own
User avatar #72 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
So you're just a jackass that comes up with shit that doesn't really answer the questions there was given, but just wanted someone to listen to him.
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#15 - But how come the energy isn't making waves then? Eve…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #21 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
User avatar #28 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Have you even read the comments?

We were discussing if it were going on for all eternity, the vid is 2500 frames per second, and it doesn't go on for 1000 years
User avatar #65 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
yes i have read the comments and my answer is still correct; in the few cycles of the eternal bouncing ball that you see in the video you see ripples formed in the water around it; THE TINIER the ball gets THE TINIER the waves will get to the point where u wont even see any of them with the naked eye
User avatar #66 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
You can't prove anything you now that right?

And it's energy, and energy doesn't last forever.
User avatar #67 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
wtf kind of retarded answer is that; you cant prove anything.

last time i try to explain shit to a retard....
User avatar #68 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Okay, prove it, prove that it actaully goes on for an eternity?

I would love to see you do it
User avatar #69 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
i never said or claimed it would GO ON FOR AN ETERNITY you dumb piece of shit
User avatar #70 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you did "Retard" (Big words here because mama says i'm a big boy too)

You claimed they kept going you just couldn't see it with the naked eye.

I always said it ended and never said it was eternal, all you did was trying to be a wise ass know it all and show off.

You came in when i asked about how the energy then wouldn't create waves, and then you just came in because you felt like it.

Missed anything? "You dumb piece of shit" (Oh god i feel so cool now)
User avatar #71 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
no i claimed they would continue going to beyond the point where it cant be seen with the naked eye. the very last drop in the video wouldn't be visible to us if we looked at it at normal fps. i never ever claimed it would ETERNALLY KEEP GOING.

i replied to your comment stating er why do we see no waves; with the statement that you see ripples at every bounce.

you seem to be fucking clueless in doing some deductive thinking of your own
User avatar #72 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
So you're just a jackass that comes up with shit that doesn't really answer the questions there was given, but just wanted someone to listen to him.
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#4 - You should keep in mind that this is 2500 fps  [+] (13 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Waaauuooow... 0
User avatar #14 - sasorikingofrocks (08/01/2014) [-]
You should also keep in mind that if each time the water hits the surface and finally joins the other body of water only 2/3 or so of it is actually absorbed, the other 1/3 is left to bounce into the air from it actually going to the bottom of the body of water. In theory, this will continue for an eternity but we won't be able to see it eventually. This is going back to the arrow only going halfway to the tree at any point in time. 1/2 1/4 1/8 1/16 1/32 (Original distance) etc. Boom, you got scienc'd.
User avatar #15 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
User avatar #21 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
User avatar #28 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Have you even read the comments?

We were discussing if it were going on for all eternity, the vid is 2500 frames per second, and it doesn't go on for 1000 years
User avatar #65 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
yes i have read the comments and my answer is still correct; in the few cycles of the eternal bouncing ball that you see in the video you see ripples formed in the water around it; THE TINIER the ball gets THE TINIER the waves will get to the point where u wont even see any of them with the naked eye
User avatar #66 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
You can't prove anything you now that right?

And it's energy, and energy doesn't last forever.
User avatar #67 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
wtf kind of retarded answer is that; you cant prove anything.

last time i try to explain shit to a retard....
User avatar #68 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Okay, prove it, prove that it actaully goes on for an eternity?

I would love to see you do it
User avatar #69 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
i never said or claimed it would GO ON FOR AN ETERNITY you dumb piece of shit
User avatar #70 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah you did "Retard" (Big words here because mama says i'm a big boy too)

You claimed they kept going you just couldn't see it with the naked eye.

I always said it ended and never said it was eternal, all you did was trying to be a wise ass know it all and show off.

You came in when i asked about how the energy then wouldn't create waves, and then you just came in because you felt like it.

Missed anything? "You dumb piece of shit" (Oh god i feel so cool now)
User avatar #71 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
no i claimed they would continue going to beyond the point where it cant be seen with the naked eye. the very last drop in the video wouldn't be visible to us if we looked at it at normal fps. i never ever claimed it would ETERNALLY KEEP GOING.

i replied to your comment stating er why do we see no waves; with the statement that you see ripples at every bounce.

you seem to be fucking clueless in doing some deductive thinking of your own
User avatar #72 - speedyonbiscuit (08/01/2014) [-]
So you're just a jackass that comes up with shit that doesn't really answer the questions there was given, but just wanted someone to listen to him.
User avatar #73 - minecraftlamer (08/01/2014) [-]
THE ONLY QUESTION I ORIGINALLY EVER REPLIED TO IS:
/STARTQUOTE
But how come the energy isn't making waves then?

Even the smallest drop or hit to a surface of water should make waves
/ENDQUOTE

with the answer being
/STARTQUOTE
have you even looked at the video its allways producing some ripples in the water surface
/ENDQUOTE

thats the only question there was in the comment i replied to and its the only answer needed.

i must rly be a jackass to answer a fucking question that is answered by looking at the video properly
#4 - Exactly 07/31/2014 on Shadow irl 0
#2 - "golden rings"  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Shadow irl 0
User avatar #3 - ihateelfs (07/31/2014) [-]
right, they should be paint cans
User avatar #4 - speedyonbiscuit (07/31/2014) [-]
Exactly
#9 - Oh dear god, **** the whole frontpage, this actua… 07/31/2014 on Swordfish on the attack 0
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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