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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#31 - That ******* blew my boner, like come on!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Pugs Of War +1
User avatar #32 - sharkyandgeorge (01/14/2014) [-]
we a re looking in to multi-platform after our initial release, so keep your eyes open
#37 - thorseph (01/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - speedyonbiscuit (01/14/2014) [-]
Sorry but that is just not good enough, there is like 0.001% of tablet games that is actually worth buying and playing. So just "Looking" into multi-platform is just not good enough, it's either a console/pc game, or it's a game you only play while you take a shit.
#1 - What happens when 2 fags try to be the alpha male at the same time.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Referee +28
#10 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
did both of you not realise they are all smiling? this isn't serious at all, and certainly not any way supposed to be an accurate representation of two dudes going to fight. they meant to go fall down when the referee guy hit them. As in, it's a fucking joke.
User avatar #22 - speedyonbiscuit (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, because i can't say i was just joking, you must be the most depressive magician ever.
User avatar #2 - sketchE (01/14/2014) [-]
nothing wrong with a roll every now and then
User avatar #3 - speedyonbiscuit (01/14/2014) [-]
Of course not, but the way the right guy took of his shirt, pulled every single little oxygen atom in him so he could look big was just pathetic, you can easily see much of a beating he would have got.
#14 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
Some wierd force in the universe is telling me they are friends.
Maybe it is that they are obviously joking, but im not sure.
#8 - kwizzer (01/14/2014) [-]
Not too sure, the guy on the left puts his head out so far when trying to give the other dude a right hook, the right guy could just bitchslap his ear so hard he'll get a shock from it 'n concentrate on that while the other dude punches his opponent's stomach and voilà
I've never fought inside - except classrooms a few times - I hate cramped places for it, anything you could mistakenly hit magically gets in the way ~_~
#12 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
this is why you guys are weird, it spretty normal to wreslt with your buddies when your younger but this looks like a bunch of munchers looking deeper for something
#13 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
serously you guys never had freinds
#21 - kwizzer (01/14/2014) [-]
I only got into fights with people who annoyed my friends 'n mah frands were all smaller than me + really thin, so they never really wanted to play-fight . . .
#32 - You fancy the ugly... do you repel the common nordic too? 01/14/2014 on Looks like a mutant 0
#121 - They are lying to themselfs, it is minus degress out side, but… 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit -1
#59 - So people just got ****** over by lies  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Countries That Use Fahrenheit -1
User avatar #99 - thinkwithportals (01/11/2014) [-]
how did they get fucked over?
User avatar #121 - speedyonbiscuit (01/11/2014) [-]
They are lying to themselfs, it is minus degress out side, but still they put on the optismist hat and say it's not, it's a way of securing yourself from a truth that en reality hurts.

The hard truth and the securing lie. Americans motto in short.
#795081 - Thanks my good man! 01/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#795077 - Wouldn't mind at all!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #795080 - pentle (01/08/2014) [-]
i pm'd it
User avatar #795081 - speedyonbiscuit (01/08/2014) [-]
Thanks my good man!
#23 - Yeah exactly!? A pet dino!? Like come on, that's eve… 12/29/2013 on Hitler did nothing wrong 0
#21 - Get some of them cells up an alligators pussy and get them din…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Hitler did nothing wrong +3
User avatar #22 - tarnis (12/29/2013) [-]
it would still be much smaller.
User avatar #23 - speedyonbiscuit (12/29/2013) [-]
Yeah exactly!?

A pet dino!? Like come on, that's every hipster haters dream.
#11 - Why should that stop me? 12/28/2013 on Just Curious. +3
#361 - I would've ****** with the brakes or something so… 12/21/2013 on So, I hold grudges... +1
#14 - Lagkage! 12/18/2013 on Best Invention Ever +8
#36 - Then what is wrong with weed? It doesn't hurt anyone…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Damnit America 0
User avatar #41 - shadowstepone (12/04/2013) [-]
i literally said nothing bad about weed. why did you come to the conclusion that i did? i'm just saying that i don't care about people fucking horses either.
#16 - What is this fag facebook like whorish **** ? 11/29/2013 on The Sad Truth 0
#46 - Well, it must've been the comment gnomes that lurks these post… 11/27/2013 on In The End, We Fight Together +2
#42 - Well ******* aye you passive **** . …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on In The End, We Fight Together +1
User avatar #43 - subaqueousreach (11/27/2013) [-]
So there was definitely a "usually" in that comment when I posted, but it disappeared apparently.

Regardless though, you don't need to be a twat.
User avatar #46 - speedyonbiscuit (11/27/2013) [-]
Well, it must've been the comment gnomes that lurks these posts, dang ehm.
#183 - Damn, i thought the room actually made you smaller and taller,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Mindfuck +1
User avatar #184 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/21/2013) [-]
np you sarcastic asshat
#45 - Holy **** , i pussy out 11/15/2013 on GUYS -3
#22 - 400 thumps wouldn't do that much to my lvl. i volunt…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2013 on GUYS -13
#41 - rdobet (11/15/2013) [-]
it's roughly 7000 downthumbs actually. Starting at 0.
User avatar #45 - speedyonbiscuit (11/15/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, i pussy out
#42 - rdobet (11/15/2013) [-]
It's level -400 not 400 reds thumbs.
#33 - Why has no human on earth used this in videogame cinematics, m… 11/14/2013 on Lines makes everything 3D 0
#6 - Yeah, that argument is totally valid  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I know kung poo 0
#7 - hazelnutqt (11/13/2013) [-]
Aight, I'll bite. Think about the last time you heard somebody say "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist!" What situation were they in? Were they being negatively biased? Were they, EVER, optimistic in a siuation in which they used the phrase "I'm a realist", seriously.. Think.
Realism is subjective to bias because whenever faced with a situation in which one might want to be negative, it is not cool to be percieved as such. So you type in "lol realist" because that way you sound like you're suave and you just have the world all figured out.

Also, you're never a realist, a pessimist or an optimist. Peoples' perception changes on their mood, and guess what? nobody is EVER one emotion. Nobody is always optimistic. Nobody is always pessimistic, and I can guarantee you nobody is ever always realistic.

But y'know. I tip my fedora if you wanna be "realistic."
#37 - They did claim it, they made the statement that they made 1 bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Call of Duty: WooOOOooo! +1
#48 - neptunetouranus (11/11/2013) [-]
Yea they didnt lie, if you read the articles you would see that they saidd retailers
User avatar #45 - tehlulzbringer (11/11/2013) [-]
i didn't know they still do that
#43 - WiggsMaGee (11/11/2013) [-]
didn't lie...
Said they sold $1 billion to retailers, which is true
Just not the 1$ billion through to customers like GTA V did
User avatar #55 - TheHutchie (11/11/2013) [-]
Well unfortunately, lying and mis-implying are different things. Anyone can get away with saying pretty much anything these days, just by wording it in the right way.
#203 - Suicidel **** , no way numbers gonna make a banana for you 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
#5 - In a way, because it's light is from other souls that it has r… 11/08/2013 on Scumbag Litwick +1
#9 - ******* love this 11/01/2013 on Some fucking idiots. (Repost) 0
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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