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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#523
Comment Ranking:#18964
Highest Content Rank:#148
Highest Comment Rank:#3079
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#22 - 400 thumps wouldn't do that much to my lvl. i volunt…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2013 on GUYS -13
#41 - rdobet (11/15/2013) [-]
it's roughly 7000 downthumbs actually. Starting at 0.
User avatar #45 - speedyonbiscuit (11/15/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, i pussy out
#42 - rdobet (11/15/2013) [-]
It's level -400 not 400 reds thumbs.
#33 - Why has no human on earth used this in videogame cinematics, m… 11/14/2013 on Lines makes everything 3D 0
#6 - Yeah, that argument is totally valid  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on I know kung poo 0
#7 - hazelnutqt (11/13/2013) [-]
Aight, I'll bite. Think about the last time you heard somebody say "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist!" What situation were they in? Were they being negatively biased? Were they, EVER, optimistic in a siuation in which they used the phrase "I'm a realist", seriously.. Think.
Realism is subjective to bias because whenever faced with a situation in which one might want to be negative, it is not cool to be percieved as such. So you type in "lol realist" because that way you sound like you're suave and you just have the world all figured out.

Also, you're never a realist, a pessimist or an optimist. Peoples' perception changes on their mood, and guess what? nobody is EVER one emotion. Nobody is always optimistic. Nobody is always pessimistic, and I can guarantee you nobody is ever always realistic.

But y'know. I tip my fedora if you wanna be "realistic."
#37 - They did claim it, they made the statement that they made 1 bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2013 on Call of Duty: WooOOOooo! +1
#48 - neptunetouranus (11/11/2013) [-]
Yea they didnt lie, if you read the articles you would see that they saidd retailers
User avatar #45 - tehlulzbringer (11/11/2013) [-]
i didn't know they still do that
#43 - WiggsMaGee (11/11/2013) [-]
didn't lie...
Said they sold $1 billion to retailers, which is true
Just not the 1$ billion through to customers like GTA V did
User avatar #55 - TheHutchie (11/11/2013) [-]
Well unfortunately, lying and mis-implying are different things. Anyone can get away with saying pretty much anything these days, just by wording it in the right way.
#203 - Suicidel **** , no way numbers gonna make a banana for you 11/09/2013 on Oooooooh 0
#5 - In a way, because it's light is from other souls that it has r… 11/08/2013 on Scumbag Litwick +1
#9 - ******* love this 11/01/2013 on Some fucking idiots. (Repost) 0
#76 - Idiotic statement, Denmark has the drinking limit at 16 for lo… 11/01/2013 on Drinking age 0
#2 - Don't ever say a game is good untill you see some gameplay! … 10/31/2013 on This game looks... 0
#48 - What if the brain is an alien or some kind of sick parasite th… 10/10/2013 on #Selfie 0
#35 - K faggot, i want Stich on top of hitlers head, inside a giant … 10/09/2013 on Photoshop challenge 0
#14 - Well, an overdose is impossible, so yeah, the only way of bein… 10/09/2013 on title +4
#36 - It's explosive, so you just have to hit more than one with it,… 10/07/2013 on So apparently this is possible +2
#331 - You can get up to 5.753Dkk a month, that's around 650£, 770… 10/04/2013 on Denmark at its finest 0
#12 - Blastoise still looks dumb as **** 09/27/2013 on Mega Evolution in First Gen... -4
#68 - Well, if you see it from another view, then he's the smartest … 09/25/2013 on a whole new level of idiots 0
#9 - Yeah and then Jailbroken iphones has the option to get flash a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on I see what you did there -2
User avatar #12 - lurifax (09/05/2013) [-]
r u engri?
#82 - butthurt cunts 09/04/2013 on Concerning Potterwatch +5
#2 - You know those chips down in the kitchen? Yeah, thos…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Booze +30
#31 - articulate has deleted their comment.
#39 - herptyderpies (08/26/2013) [-]
#890 - Everyone does, it's a natural thing  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#903 - ROTFLcopter (08/07/2013) [-]
Unless you just happened to take a shit a short time before dying, so your bowels are already empty
User avatar #893 - kirbythegay (08/07/2013) [-]
So this guy shat himself
#905 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA; omfg Kirby, you normally act like a fag but today you made my day and I love you.
User avatar #910 - kirbythegay (08/07/2013) [-]
pls suck my dick more
User avatar #897 - xfortune (08/07/2013) [-]
If he died with a boner they would've had to snap it LOL
#24 - I like you 08/04/2013 on Understanding of the spinning +1
#49 - ******** , you don't care 2 ***** for… 08/04/2013 on He's a good jumper -1
#5 - Holy **** , I was expecting it to be leaked.. … 08/04/2013 on The 12th Doctor -2
#2 - NEED SOURCE NOW!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on The 12th Doctor 0
User avatar #5 - speedyonbiscuit (08/04/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, I was expecting it to be leaked..

Well thank you whovianic messenger <3
#31 - if it was offered, for free, with not ******** , t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Jealousy in liquid form -1
#100 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/24/2013) [-]
Her son/grandson (can't remember which) set it up for. I think it is a prototype connection.
User avatar #32 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Presumably, it's some sort of prototype connection, funded by some conglomerate. If she does have the fastest private internet connection in the world, then I don't see how it could be commercially available. So she probably did get it for free, in return for testing it.

Either that, or she found a way to buy an internet connection comparable to those used by massive data farms, in which case yes, she probably is paying huge amounts of cash for it.
#203 - johnnybing (07/24/2013) [-]
I dont remember everything but I believe her son was/is someone high up in telia or "bredbandsbolaget" and he set her internet up just to show that it was possible and that more companies should offer higher speed internet....

Sorry for my bad English Im swedish and its starting to get late here...
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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