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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
Youtube Channel: What he said^^
Steam Profile: Ditto here
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Wonderland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#455
Comment Ranking:#18786
Highest Content Rank:#148
Highest Comment Rank:#3079
Content Thumbs: 73450 total,  81869 ,  8419
Comment Thumbs: 2176 total,  3408 ,  1232
Content Level Progress: 22.9% (229/1000)
Level 272 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:13
Content Views:2643638
Times Content Favorited:5222 times
Total Comments Made:1118
FJ Points:75185
Favorite Tags: cars crashes (6) | boomboom (4) | boom (3) | Holy fezez (2) | Jesus can suck m (2) | niggers (2) | wat (2)
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latest user's comments

#76 - Idiotic statement, Denmark has the drinking limit at 16 for lo… 11/01/2013 on Drinking age 0
#2 - Don't ever say a game is good untill you see some gameplay! … 10/31/2013 on This game looks... 0
#48 - What if the brain is an alien or some kind of sick parasite th… 10/10/2013 on #Selfie 0
#35 - K faggot, i want Stich on top of hitlers head, inside a giant … 10/09/2013 on Photoshop challenge 0
#14 - Well, an overdose is impossible, so yeah, the only way of bein… 10/09/2013 on title +4
#36 - It's explosive, so you just have to hit more than one with it,… 10/07/2013 on So apparently this is possible +2
#331 - You can get up to 5.753Dkk a month, that's around 650£, 770… 10/04/2013 on Denmark at its finest 0
#12 - Blastoise still looks dumb as **** 09/27/2013 on Mega Evolution in First Gen... -4
#68 - Well, if you see it from another view, then he's the smartest … 09/25/2013 on a whole new level of idiots 0
#9 - Yeah and then Jailbroken iphones has the option to get flash a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on I see what you did there -2
User avatar #12 - lurifax (09/05/2013) [-]
r u engri?
#82 - butthurt cunts 09/04/2013 on Concerning Potterwatch +5
#2 - You know those chips down in the kitchen? Yeah, thos…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Booze +30
#31 - articulate has deleted their comment.
#39 - herptyderpies (08/26/2013) [-]
#890 - Everyone does, it's a natural thing  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#903 - ROTFLcopter (08/07/2013) [-]
Unless you just happened to take a shit a short time before dying, so your bowels are already empty
User avatar #893 - kirbythegay (08/07/2013) [-]
So this guy shat himself
LOL
#905 - idunnolol (08/07/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA; omfg Kirby, you normally act like a fag but today you made my day and I love you.
User avatar #910 - kirbythegay (08/07/2013) [-]
pls suck my dick more
User avatar #897 - xfortune (08/07/2013) [-]
If he died with a boner they would've had to snap it LOL
#24 - I like you 08/04/2013 on Understanding of the spinning +1
#49 - ******** , you don't care 2 ***** for… 08/04/2013 on He's a good jumper -1
#5 - Holy **** , I was expecting it to be leaked.. … 08/04/2013 on The 12th Doctor -2
#2 - NEED SOURCE NOW!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on The 12th Doctor 0
User avatar #5 - speedyonbiscuit (08/04/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, I was expecting it to be leaked..

Well thank you whovianic messenger <3
#31 - if it was offered, for free, with not ******** , t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Jealousy in liquid form -1
#100 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/24/2013) [-]
Her son/grandson (can't remember which) set it up for. I think it is a prototype connection.
User avatar #32 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Presumably, it's some sort of prototype connection, funded by some conglomerate. If she does have the fastest private internet connection in the world, then I don't see how it could be commercially available. So she probably did get it for free, in return for testing it.

Either that, or she found a way to buy an internet connection comparable to those used by massive data farms, in which case yes, she probably is paying huge amounts of cash for it.
#203 - johnnybing (07/24/2013) [-]
I dont remember everything but I believe her son was/is someone high up in telia or "bredbandsbolaget" and he set her internet up just to show that it was possible and that more companies should offer higher speed internet....

Sorry for my bad English Im swedish and its starting to get late here...
#29 - That would just bring her behind bars, because with a connecti…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Jealousy in liquid form -4
User avatar #30 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Are you saying that if a 40 gb/s connection was offered to you, you would not take it?
User avatar #31 - speedyonbiscuit (07/24/2013) [-]
if it was offered, for free, with not bullshit, then sure, but who says she got it for free?

like it can't be cheap
#100 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/24/2013) [-]
Her son/grandson (can't remember which) set it up for. I think it is a prototype connection.
User avatar #32 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Presumably, it's some sort of prototype connection, funded by some conglomerate. If she does have the fastest private internet connection in the world, then I don't see how it could be commercially available. So she probably did get it for free, in return for testing it.

Either that, or she found a way to buy an internet connection comparable to those used by massive data farms, in which case yes, she probably is paying huge amounts of cash for it.
#203 - johnnybing (07/24/2013) [-]
I dont remember everything but I believe her son was/is someone high up in telia or "bredbandsbolaget" and he set her internet up just to show that it was possible and that more companies should offer higher speed internet....

Sorry for my bad English Im swedish and its starting to get late here...
#26 - Retarded, the only way that would work, is if the upload is th…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Jealousy in liquid form -65
User avatar #34 - kyrozor (07/24/2013) [-]
Her son is some internet guru and he was testing how fast he could get his mothers internet connection to be.

Just because you can't fathom it doesn't make it not true.
User avatar #28 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes, but she could download a whole fuck ton of stuff at once
She could become the new pirate queen if she was so inclined
User avatar #29 - speedyonbiscuit (07/24/2013) [-]
That would just bring her behind bars, because with a connection that big, then you can't go around not being noticed, when you're banging it with 90gb a sec, and just think about that big ass harddrive you would need?

It's just fucking stupid really
User avatar #30 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Are you saying that if a 40 gb/s connection was offered to you, you would not take it?
User avatar #31 - speedyonbiscuit (07/24/2013) [-]
if it was offered, for free, with not bullshit, then sure, but who says she got it for free?

like it can't be cheap
#100 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/24/2013) [-]
Her son/grandson (can't remember which) set it up for. I think it is a prototype connection.
User avatar #32 - generaljosh (07/24/2013) [-]
Presumably, it's some sort of prototype connection, funded by some conglomerate. If she does have the fastest private internet connection in the world, then I don't see how it could be commercially available. So she probably did get it for free, in return for testing it.

Either that, or she found a way to buy an internet connection comparable to those used by massive data farms, in which case yes, she probably is paying huge amounts of cash for it.
#203 - johnnybing (07/24/2013) [-]
I dont remember everything but I believe her son was/is someone high up in telia or "bredbandsbolaget" and he set her internet up just to show that it was possible and that more companies should offer higher speed internet....

Sorry for my bad English Im swedish and its starting to get late here...
#106 - And we are one of the smartest countries in the world, so amer…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Check Mate -4
#129 - luckyshotdk (07/21/2013) [-]
Why do all danes on this site have to be fucking assholes....
#187 - integritynowbleeds (07/21/2013) [-]
They're just overcompensating because they've never won a war.
#430 - habibijan (07/23/2013) [-]
We won a few (Emphasis on few)
#11 - Original, a pussy who can't stand up to his words, so he has t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on For girls with a heavy flow -4
User avatar #21 - phudgepacker (07/18/2013) [-]
You are on the internet
#17 - highwaywarrior has deleted their comment.
#3 - If everything had to be in a channel, then you would be in the…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Silver vs. Gold…. -146
#30 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
wait - you talking about the same one made for you?
#33 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Ha! You better have BURN HEAL, SPEEDYONBISCUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM, GENERAL WATERGATE
#14 - zaecky (07/17/2013) [-]
Why are you being rude?
#68 - oishiine (07/18/2013) [-]
You
User avatar #85 - zaecky (07/18/2013) [-]
huehue
User avatar #4 - existacne (07/17/2013) [-]
Well, that's not very polite of you.
I just noticed that OP could got more views if he put his content in proper channel.
#24 - messerauditore (07/18/2013) [-]
here take this
#82 - existacne (07/18/2013) [-]
I do have this pic, but I don't like it since I prefered version without text before it got so popular on FJ.
#90 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
are they... doin it in the butt?
#1 - Or your mom  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2013 on For girls with a heavy flow +31
#6 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
fucking hilarious a "your mom" joke, how are you so original
User avatar #11 - speedyonbiscuit (07/18/2013) [-]
Original, a pussy who can't stand up to his words, so he has to go in "Anon" mode.
User avatar #21 - phudgepacker (07/18/2013) [-]
You are on the internet
#17 - highwaywarrior has deleted their comment.
#13 - You most have some wierd ******* fetish 07/17/2013 on Woah... +4
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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