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Facebook Profile: Lol yeah right..
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Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS1, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Css, Mass Effect, Batman, Skyrim, Sid meier's civilization. CoD 4, CoD 5, Blops, Mw2, Mw3, Pokemon, Dark souls, Dark souls 2, GTA V, Naruto UNS 3. And a shit ton more i don't really wanna write down.
X-box Gamertag: SpeedyOnBiscuit
PSN: TheSpeedyBiscuit
Interests: Dark souls lore, IFL.
Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:1/29/2015
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#40 - I know you don't really know this before it's a reality, but i… 04/01/2014 on Let it be 0
#37 - I found the belieber! How about blaming his parents …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Let it be 0
User avatar #38 - phoenix grinder (04/01/2014) [-]
by. no. means. am I anywhere near being a Belieber mate. quite the opposite in fact, however my point highlights how he was propped up .. as opposed to standing up for his tunes. Fuck Justin Beiber in both particular and in general

but if everyone said you were whatsup and dumped money into your lap you'd keep singing too
User avatar #40 - speedyonbiscuit (04/01/2014) [-]
I know you don't really know this before it's a reality, but i wouldn't i'm not an asshole by nature, you have to be an asshole by nature to be as douchy and sold out as him.

Of course, if i got money for doing something i would keep doing it, but morally i wouldn't change for the worse.

See it as a political ideologies, either you have this or that. You choose yourself, he chose to sell out and become a huge problem.
User avatar #39 - dafuqmang (04/01/2014) [-]
Nah. Fuck that. I can't sing man. If someone were to say what up and dump money into my lap, I'd but a large amount of that into bonds until I'm like 40-50
#64 - Nah, were mostly clean, i think britain is one of the only pla… 04/01/2014 on As predicted +1
#35 - Yeah, but the beatles were nice people, the canadian kid is a …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Let it be 0
User avatar #36 - phoenix grinder (04/01/2014) [-]
whoa, whoa .. that's not a fair statement. the kid from Canada who was propelled by American propaganda is a huge asshole

if someone plucked you off a streetcorner, into a van, and told you you were beautiful and could sing fantastically, and went ahead and auto-tuned you undt made much media drama about you, well, then you'd turn into the same exact thing.

The Beatles had musical talent and views and feelings to express while defining. Justin Beiber could hit the right notes while looking a certain way. pop changed. take notes.
User avatar #37 - speedyonbiscuit (04/01/2014) [-]
I found the belieber!

How about blaming his parents now you're at it?

He's a huge cunt, the evidence is everywhere, so the statement is as fair as it gets.
User avatar #38 - phoenix grinder (04/01/2014) [-]
by. no. means. am I anywhere near being a Belieber mate. quite the opposite in fact, however my point highlights how he was propped up .. as opposed to standing up for his tunes. Fuck Justin Beiber in both particular and in general

but if everyone said you were whatsup and dumped money into your lap you'd keep singing too
User avatar #40 - speedyonbiscuit (04/01/2014) [-]
I know you don't really know this before it's a reality, but i wouldn't i'm not an asshole by nature, you have to be an asshole by nature to be as douchy and sold out as him.

Of course, if i got money for doing something i would keep doing it, but morally i wouldn't change for the worse.

See it as a political ideologies, either you have this or that. You choose yourself, he chose to sell out and become a huge problem.
User avatar #39 - dafuqmang (04/01/2014) [-]
Nah. Fuck that. I can't sing man. If someone were to say what up and dump money into my lap, I'd but a large amount of that into bonds until I'm like 40-50
#62 - Because Europe is just ****  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2014 on As predicted 0
User avatar #63 - Keoul (04/01/2014) [-]
I just assumed Europe was next.
User avatar #64 - speedyonbiscuit (04/01/2014) [-]
Nah, were mostly clean, i think britain is one of the only places that is even a tiny bit close to the standards of 'Murica
#137 - I've always thought that was ******* Leonardo Dic… 03/31/2014 on MFW I found the original gif 0
#214 - Only reason she is on frontpage is because she has big tits, s… 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +4
#11 - Someone with a legit source?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on Funnyjunk +1
#17 - "unable to find any motivation without the substance"… 03/28/2014 on Pot Comp #1 +2
#10 - How high are you? 03/28/2014 on Abandoned City 2 +2
#45 - Sorry for my lag of knowlegde, but what's etsy? 03/27/2014 on Happy Fun Times 0
#20 - Anyone have the site these can be bought from?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Happy Fun Times 0
User avatar #43 - lexxy (03/27/2014) [-]
etsy maybe?
User avatar #45 - speedyonbiscuit (03/27/2014) [-]
Sorry for my lag of knowlegde, but what's etsy?
#31 - So, anyone know what the bingalinadingdong that picture actual…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/25/2014 on 2spooky4me /x/ +1
User avatar #32 - alphavsomega (03/25/2014) [-]
the seedeater, a spookyspaghetti. www.creepypasta.com/slenderman/
#49 - spookyspaghetti (03/26/2014) [-]
is my name a verb?
User avatar #50 - alphavsomega (03/26/2014) [-]
A noun, actually. It was a joke on the real name: Creepypasta
#55 - spookyspaghetti (03/27/2014) [-]
thats how i came up withthis name lol
User avatar #56 - alphavsomega (03/27/2014) [-]
kewl
User avatar #33 - alphavsomega (03/25/2014) [-]
AKA slenderman
#44 - keepyourselfalive (03/26/2014) [-]
related to creepypasta
User avatar #45 - alphavsomega (03/26/2014) [-]
For people that don't know, the main guy is Jeff the killer, and the other is eyeless jack
#46 - keepyourselfalive (03/26/2014) [-]
have another eyeless jack thing
User avatar #47 - alphavsomega (03/26/2014) [-]
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
#48 - keepyourselfalive (03/26/2014) [-]
#14 - It's a flashlight, but doesn't change the fact that those poli… 03/21/2014 on QWOPS 0
#23 - Daddy' porn from the hard-drive most have gotten into the the … 03/20/2014 on Classic Disney +1
#10 - Says thewarlord.. 03/19/2014 on (Heavy breathing intensifies) +2
#11 - Still, i would rather make games that people ******* … 03/18/2014 on your lovely relationship... +1
#9 - I see, but wouldn't it be easy to hire the ones that quit, lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on your lovely relationship... 0
#10 - thewulfman (03/18/2014) [-]
Depends. I mean yeah (as an example), if you're a sound designer from DICE you're likely to be picked up fast. But then you're not working at the company you wanted to, you're not with your friends, and you're not developing Battlefield 5 and Mirror's Edge 2.

You live with being under EA so that you can work on the biggest titles.

Honestly the real fault lies in the asshole who let themselves be bought by EA in the first place. Though, given, back when they did that they were actually a good company. I miss pre-2009 EA.

Thank fuck the indie scene is getting so big nowadays. That's where my best friend and I are going. No publisher will tell us what to do, and I won't be bought out by anyone.

Non-relevant gif. I just enjoy it.
User avatar #11 - speedyonbiscuit (03/18/2014) [-]
Still, i would rather make games that people fucking love and can't get enough of, than doing some half ass'd shit work because my deadline wasn't fair.

Yeah making big games is cool and all, but their "BIG" games, and that kind of games needs time. If i were to set on Battlefield 5 or even fucking Mirrors Edge 2, then i wouldn't do it unless perfection is the low standard.

Just a thought, wouldn't EA's stock rocket if they made good and perfect games?
Because right now it's like EA has set a new kind of standard that is called the EA-standard, they're games aint perfection, just averege.

Conclusion: Brainwash EA to raise they're standards and fair deadlines.

#7 - Well, if you accept those terms when it comes to your workplac…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2014 on your lovely relationship... +1
#17 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
holy ignorance batman.
User avatar #19 - galactichero (03/19/2014) [-]
Log in you faggoit
#8 - thewulfman (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh god if only it were that simple.

They're not under contract, EA owns all of those companies. DICE, BioWare, Maxis. Those companies just can't say "we're not working for you anymore EA, we don't like you." They don't own their own company anymore.

Now what they could do is quit their job and work somewhere else. Which of course means you'd have to pray you find a job that pays just as much or at least enough to live by. And then you're no longer with all of your colleges and friends whom you've been working with for years. Not only that, but you can't develop the games your company created anymore. As an example, the Mass Effect series is owned by EA. If the staff at BioWare left, they couldn't develop Mass Effect games anymore.

"Why don't they all quit and start a new company" because starting a company from scratch is so easy. It's costly and a gamble.

The video game industry is a way harsher one that people give it credit for. Not physically demanding like others, but mentally demanding as fuck.
User avatar #9 - speedyonbiscuit (03/18/2014) [-]
I see, but wouldn't it be easy to hire the ones that quit, like another big game developer, EA has talent, we just need someone to harvest it properly.

#10 - thewulfman (03/18/2014) [-]
Depends. I mean yeah (as an example), if you're a sound designer from DICE you're likely to be picked up fast. But then you're not working at the company you wanted to, you're not with your friends, and you're not developing Battlefield 5 and Mirror's Edge 2.

You live with being under EA so that you can work on the biggest titles.

Honestly the real fault lies in the asshole who let themselves be bought by EA in the first place. Though, given, back when they did that they were actually a good company. I miss pre-2009 EA.

Thank fuck the indie scene is getting so big nowadays. That's where my best friend and I are going. No publisher will tell us what to do, and I won't be bought out by anyone.

Non-relevant gif. I just enjoy it.
User avatar #11 - speedyonbiscuit (03/18/2014) [-]
Still, i would rather make games that people fucking love and can't get enough of, than doing some half ass'd shit work because my deadline wasn't fair.

Yeah making big games is cool and all, but their "BIG" games, and that kind of games needs time. If i were to set on Battlefield 5 or even fucking Mirrors Edge 2, then i wouldn't do it unless perfection is the low standard.

Just a thought, wouldn't EA's stock rocket if they made good and perfect games?
Because right now it's like EA has set a new kind of standard that is called the EA-standard, they're games aint perfection, just averege.

Conclusion: Brainwash EA to raise they're standards and fair deadlines.

#3 - They pick one low class of game makers then.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/18/2014 on your lovely relationship... 0
#6 - thewulfman (03/18/2014) [-]
Not the case. EA publishes games from loads of amazing developers like DICE, Bioware and Maxis. The issue is in the working conditions the developers are put under because of the extreme deadlines. The truth is that EA never recovered from the 2008 market collapse, so to stay afloat they overwork their developers which result in sub-par or shitty products. BF4 was rushed, full of bugs. Just one of the many examples.

EA's stocks are in blue.
User avatar #7 - speedyonbiscuit (03/18/2014) [-]
Well, if you accept those terms when it comes to your workplace, then you are that low scum of a game maker if you stay under EA.

EA is the worst company in the world, and the cancer of gaming, so the developers should just leave them for a better publisher, it's simple.

But the developers are still dumb enough to stay on contract.
#17 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
holy ignorance batman.
User avatar #19 - galactichero (03/19/2014) [-]
Log in you faggoit
#8 - thewulfman (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh god if only it were that simple.

They're not under contract, EA owns all of those companies. DICE, BioWare, Maxis. Those companies just can't say "we're not working for you anymore EA, we don't like you." They don't own their own company anymore.

Now what they could do is quit their job and work somewhere else. Which of course means you'd have to pray you find a job that pays just as much or at least enough to live by. And then you're no longer with all of your colleges and friends whom you've been working with for years. Not only that, but you can't develop the games your company created anymore. As an example, the Mass Effect series is owned by EA. If the staff at BioWare left, they couldn't develop Mass Effect games anymore.

"Why don't they all quit and start a new company" because starting a company from scratch is so easy. It's costly and a gamble.

The video game industry is a way harsher one that people give it credit for. Not physically demanding like others, but mentally demanding as fuck.
User avatar #9 - speedyonbiscuit (03/18/2014) [-]
I see, but wouldn't it be easy to hire the ones that quit, like another big game developer, EA has talent, we just need someone to harvest it properly.

#10 - thewulfman (03/18/2014) [-]
Depends. I mean yeah (as an example), if you're a sound designer from DICE you're likely to be picked up fast. But then you're not working at the company you wanted to, you're not with your friends, and you're not developing Battlefield 5 and Mirror's Edge 2.

You live with being under EA so that you can work on the biggest titles.

Honestly the real fault lies in the asshole who let themselves be bought by EA in the first place. Though, given, back when they did that they were actually a good company. I miss pre-2009 EA.

Thank fuck the indie scene is getting so big nowadays. That's where my best friend and I are going. No publisher will tell us what to do, and I won't be bought out by anyone.

Non-relevant gif. I just enjoy it.
User avatar #11 - speedyonbiscuit (03/18/2014) [-]
Still, i would rather make games that people fucking love and can't get enough of, than doing some half ass'd shit work because my deadline wasn't fair.

Yeah making big games is cool and all, but their "BIG" games, and that kind of games needs time. If i were to set on Battlefield 5 or even fucking Mirrors Edge 2, then i wouldn't do it unless perfection is the low standard.

Just a thought, wouldn't EA's stock rocket if they made good and perfect games?
Because right now it's like EA has set a new kind of standard that is called the EA-standard, they're games aint perfection, just averege.

Conclusion: Brainwash EA to raise they're standards and fair deadlines.

#24 - Too late, Religion did it a long time ago 03/18/2014 on ilerminaty +1
#3 - Lie detectors are ******** , dat hoe propobly sold… 03/17/2014 on Nigs gotta nog +2
#81 - You're username kinda says you can't be sure, so your sarcasti…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Noooooooooooooooo 0
User avatar #84 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
2 things, i play pokemon so shut your whore mouth. And no one is trying to be "cool" grow up
User avatar #152 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ur ruining it
User avatar #153 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #154 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ur ruining fun
User avatar #155 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
If it isnt fun for me, it might as well die
User avatar #156 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
dude

dude.

its better than doge

embrace the epik maymay

HAVE FUN YOU NERD
#86 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
I think you have defined the line between courage and insanity, thou waiting a year might not hurt depending were you are
#78 - Helix is law, Helix is god, there is no one else than Helix.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Noooooooooooooooo 0
User avatar #80 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
sure
User avatar #81 - speedyonbiscuit (03/17/2014) [-]
You're username kinda says you can't be sure, so your sarcastic attempt at being "cool" because pkm is not that awesome for a badass lonerwolf as you.


Failed.
User avatar #84 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
2 things, i play pokemon so shut your whore mouth. And no one is trying to be "cool" grow up
User avatar #152 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ur ruining it
User avatar #153 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #154 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
ur ruining fun
User avatar #155 - wellimnotsure (03/17/2014) [-]
If it isnt fun for me, it might as well die
User avatar #156 - closothehomosexual (03/17/2014) [-]
dude

dude.

its better than doge

embrace the epik maymay

HAVE FUN YOU NERD
#86 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
I think you have defined the line between courage and insanity, thou waiting a year might not hurt depending were you are
#93 - Same here 03/14/2014 on I fail to see the downside 0
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User avatar #7 - mrdrpage (07/08/2014) [-]
I agree with Orc. You're a faggot. Thanks for removing me.
User avatar #8 to #7 - speedyonbiscuit (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, didn't see any reason of having you there, and sorry but can't even remember why i add'd you in the first place..
#6 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.
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