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#7 - Feels good, doesn't it? 04/28/2013 on We all have our secrets 0
#5 - I always thought that Thomas one was cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Ripoffs 0
User avatar #7 - anonymousattorney (04/29/2013) [-]
It looks like the face of a train with no mercy.
#3 - I would fucking LOVE a pet eagle with a telepathic link. 04/28/2013 on Canadian Birds +2
#8 - Picture 04/28/2013 on Goose in sandals... 0
#5 - I expected a Lego guy to reconstruct it. 04/28/2013 on LADA 0
#18 - You're quite welcome. 04/28/2013 on There is always money in... 0
#16 - Arrested Development. Really funny, it's getting a new season …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on There is always money in... 0
#17 - girlwithglasses (04/28/2013) [-]
Sweet. Thank you.
User avatar #18 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
You're quite welcome.
#102 - Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#14 - Watching that show right now. Can't wait for the new season.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on There is always money in... +6
#15 - girlwithglasses (04/28/2013) [-]
What show?
User avatar #16 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Arrested Development. Really funny, it's getting a new season after like, 10 years off the air. Hopefully it'll be as good as the previous ones. Netflix has every episode.
#17 - girlwithglasses (04/28/2013) [-]
Sweet. Thank you.
User avatar #18 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
You're quite welcome.
#99 - Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the m…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#97 - ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#95 - Makes me cringe to think about it  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#20 - **spawnconnery rolls 61** Who's going to Hell with me?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on 10 Year Olds - Terri... +1
#29 - kushkiller (04/29/2013) [-]
**kushkiller rolls 41** i'll see you there
#27 - roxasbaby (04/29/2013) [-]
*sigh* Sign me up
#93 - Huh, what's he doing to that sausage in the hospital roo- OHGODNO  [+] (10 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #94 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw him make the first cut and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #95 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Makes me cringe to think about it
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#91 - Oh damn that is some painful imagery.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #92 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
oh imagine what i was thinking when i saw it in the mirror. i will give you a hint, it went a little like " oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
User avatar #93 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Huh, what's he doing to that sausage in the hospital roo- OHGODNO
User avatar #94 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw him make the first cut and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #95 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Makes me cringe to think about it
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#89 - You'd think it'd be worse  [+] (14 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #90 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is not painful at all, but you need someone to talk to you, and keep your attention away from the fact your penis is being sliced into two pieces, in by which i mean the foreskin is being removed. i had to remove mine, because my foreskin was too small for my dick, which would have prevented me from having sex.
#91 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh damn that is some painful imagery.
User avatar #92 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
oh imagine what i was thinking when i saw it in the mirror. i will give you a hint, it went a little like " oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
User avatar #93 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Huh, what's he doing to that sausage in the hospital roo- OHGODNO
User avatar #94 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw him make the first cut and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #95 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Makes me cringe to think about it
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#87 - The thought of getting pricked in the prick is kinda frightening.  [+] (16 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #88 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is, but it feels more uncomfortable than painful, as it is only a little more painful than a regular injection.
User avatar #89 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
You'd think it'd be worse
User avatar #90 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is not painful at all, but you need someone to talk to you, and keep your attention away from the fact your penis is being sliced into two pieces, in by which i mean the foreskin is being removed. i had to remove mine, because my foreskin was too small for my dick, which would have prevented me from having sex.
#91 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh damn that is some painful imagery.
User avatar #92 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
oh imagine what i was thinking when i saw it in the mirror. i will give you a hint, it went a little like " oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
User avatar #93 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Huh, what's he doing to that sausage in the hospital roo- OHGODNO
User avatar #94 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw him make the first cut and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #95 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Makes me cringe to think about it
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#81 - Interdasting. My bro had a masturbation addiction type problem…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #82 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i recommend getting cut, but they will not knock you out, so you will have to tolerate the felling of multiple injections in your dick, and ask for a male surgeon, if you are straight.
User avatar #87 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
The thought of getting pricked in the prick is kinda frightening.
User avatar #88 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is, but it feels more uncomfortable than painful, as it is only a little more painful than a regular injection.
User avatar #89 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
You'd think it'd be worse
User avatar #90 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is not painful at all, but you need someone to talk to you, and keep your attention away from the fact your penis is being sliced into two pieces, in by which i mean the foreskin is being removed. i had to remove mine, because my foreskin was too small for my dick, which would have prevented me from having sex.
#91 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh damn that is some painful imagery.
User avatar #92 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
oh imagine what i was thinking when i saw it in the mirror. i will give you a hint, it went a little like " oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
User avatar #93 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Huh, what's he doing to that sausage in the hospital roo- OHGODNO
User avatar #94 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw him make the first cut and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #95 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Makes me cringe to think about it
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
#78 - So I've heard, but my turtleneck's uncut so I dunno.  [+] (20 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Does this sound logical to... 0
User avatar #80 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
as a cut man, i can say that is bull shit. i have no reduction in pleasure, and to some extent, it is more pleasurable, because my penis has become more durable in the amount of pleasure, so i last longer, which means i get girls being all like "oh my god you lasted so song"
User avatar #81 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Interdasting. My bro had a masturbation addiction type problem and when he finally got a girlfriend he was able to last long af, so I see the benefit.
User avatar #82 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i recommend getting cut, but they will not knock you out, so you will have to tolerate the felling of multiple injections in your dick, and ask for a male surgeon, if you are straight.
User avatar #87 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
The thought of getting pricked in the prick is kinda frightening.
User avatar #88 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is, but it feels more uncomfortable than painful, as it is only a little more painful than a regular injection.
User avatar #89 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
You'd think it'd be worse
User avatar #90 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
it is not painful at all, but you need someone to talk to you, and keep your attention away from the fact your penis is being sliced into two pieces, in by which i mean the foreskin is being removed. i had to remove mine, because my foreskin was too small for my dick, which would have prevented me from having sex.
#91 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh damn that is some painful imagery.
User avatar #92 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
oh imagine what i was thinking when i saw it in the mirror. i will give you a hint, it went a little like " oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
User avatar #93 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Huh, what's he doing to that sausage in the hospital roo- OHGODNO
User avatar #94 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i saw him make the first cut and i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #95 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Makes me cringe to think about it
User avatar #96 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
luckily the guy put on some kick ass music and the female nurse said " not bad", so i got calmed down, and because the drugs took effect, it feels like someone is using a fingernail to rub your dick, which does not hurt, it just became real numb. THE REAL PAIN only happens when they have to sow your dick up, cuz they it the nerves, so your like OH GOD THE PAIN, WHY, WHY GOD WHY
User avatar #97 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg this is terrifying.
User avatar #101 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
use a .png next time. they have a higher image quality
User avatar #98 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
you know saw movies where the person gets ripped to shreds, but you don't feel any empathy, well it is the complete opposite, where it is not that bad to look at, but is scary to watch. it is worse than any cringe moment ever.
User avatar #99 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh jesus, think of who had to experiment to come up with the modern procedures.
User avatar #100 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i am glad i got it over with, cuz now my pornstar sized penis (no i am not black) can work properly. also, women like cut penises
User avatar #102 - spawnconnery (04/28/2013) [-]
Emo's like cut penises in a completely different way.
User avatar #108 - ghostisaho (04/28/2013) [-]
i would not have sex with an emo, i like more lively women.
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