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#17 - There's a movie called Zero Dark Thirty, and the guy on the le…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on I'm worried about tomorrow +4
User avatar #24 - ubisoft (08/15/2014) [-]
actually that's from Lone Survivor
User avatar #28 - spawnconnery (08/16/2014) [-]
Uhh... uhh... oops
#25 - MrMarioman (08/15/2014) [-]
Nope.
#5 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2014 on I'm worried about tomorrow +28
User avatar #27 - KINGOFTHESTARS (08/15/2014) [-]
well played
User avatar #16 - jaegarbombastic (08/15/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #17 - spawnconnery (08/15/2014) [-]
There's a movie called Zero Dark Thirty, and the guy on the left is from it

User avatar #24 - ubisoft (08/15/2014) [-]
actually that's from Lone Survivor
User avatar #28 - spawnconnery (08/16/2014) [-]
Uhh... uhh... oops
#25 - MrMarioman (08/15/2014) [-]
Nope.
#8 - thatonefilipino (08/15/2014) [-]
I see what you did there.
#13 - hfw 08/15/2014 on Missing her 0
#18 - I wasn't really interested in seeing this movie until I saw fo… 08/15/2014 on (untitled) -2
#1028899 - Why shoot one gun when you can use your dick to shoot another? 08/14/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#76 - Ah, of course 08/14/2014 on spawnconnery's profile 0
#74 - Why though  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on spawnconnery's profile 0
#75 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
#76 - spawnconnery (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, of course
#13 - He got an appointment for a rektal exam 08/13/2014 on Favourites list +28
#39 - "Ya wanna know how I got these scars?" 08/12/2014 on mother of all fourheads. +3
#53 - Picture 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1
#75 - Oh man and Robin Williams is dead... 08/12/2014 on icewich 0
#3 - tfw no italics 08/11/2014 on Expecting to say anything... +40
#4 - Picture 08/09/2014 on Allahu Ackbar! +281
#195 - Dwarves. 08/09/2014 on What is something legal... -2
#35 - Well I'm always up for robots, giant ones all the better. 08/08/2014 on Gurren XLR -1
#15 - Oh man, They do more PT THEN they go and do enlisted marines and army? 08/08/2014 on Fight Me In Real Life +2
#23 - There's this thing called actors... 08/08/2014 on America in a nutshell -1
#11 - "Oh hai MArk" 08/08/2014 on Somewhere, someone is... +5
#35 - Why'd they shop some ******* beef onto the lungs  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Logic +20
#111 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
Dude... That is completely shopped... You can see the border of the mask.
#100 - firesky (08/08/2014) [-]
Looks a bit like steak, doesn't it?
#8 - I hope this hasn't been done before  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Happy Endings +145
User avatar #39 - youngchief (08/08/2014) [-]
I dont get it
#40 - jelopi (08/08/2014) [-]
#30 - turbodoosh (08/08/2014) [-]
#19 - ReignFox (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - talonwooten (08/08/2014) [-]
you are my spirit animal
#13 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
#15 - Friend of mine was kicking my ass in a game like this, then I … 08/08/2014 on Damned Imperials have gone... +1
#62 - Totally, gotta spread the word 08/08/2014 on hey nice meme friend -1
#58 - Cool **** , people love to see the YouTube channel…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2014 on hey nice meme friend -1
User avatar #59 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
exactly! it's all about exposure. specially where i'm from.
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (08/08/2014) [-]
Totally, gotta spread the word
#53 - ******* love Clerks, man. That's a killer song ti…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2014 on hey nice meme friend -1
User avatar #56 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
imma chat with the bassist (he and i are technically the founding members) and i will see what he says bout a youtube channel
User avatar #58 - spawnconnery (08/08/2014) [-]
Cool shit, people love to see the YouTube channel of a new band, lets them know it even before any actual songs have been released. Plus, it can't hurt to have it out there.
User avatar #59 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
exactly! it's all about exposure. specially where i'm from.
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (08/08/2014) [-]
Totally, gotta spread the word
#50 - With all the genres out now that seems like it could become a …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2014 on hey nice meme friend 0
User avatar #52 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
lol thanks, and not yet. we officially formed and started on monday. out first song is a quote from clerks (try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot)
User avatar #53 - spawnconnery (08/08/2014) [-]
Fuckin' love Clerks, man. That's a killer song title. Try and remember to hit me up when you come out with shit.
User avatar #56 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
imma chat with the bassist (he and i are technically the founding members) and i will see what he says bout a youtube channel
User avatar #58 - spawnconnery (08/08/2014) [-]
Cool shit, people love to see the YouTube channel of a new band, lets them know it even before any actual songs have been released. Plus, it can't hurt to have it out there.
User avatar #59 - metalheadtildeath (08/08/2014) [-]
exactly! it's all about exposure. specially where i'm from.
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (08/08/2014) [-]
Totally, gotta spread the word
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#73 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
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#75 to #74 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
#76 to #75 - spawnconnery (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, of course
Ah, of course
User avatar #71 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Fagooooooooooooooooooooooo
#72 to #71 - spawnconnery (07/17/2014) [-]
Get dunked on
Get dunked on
User avatar #66 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
you'ree a faggot.
User avatar #67 to #66 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah the storm knocked my Internet out so I guess I deserved that. We used up out mobile data for the month so I couldn't hit you guys up either
User avatar #68 to #67 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Jeff was really sad, how could you do that to him?
User avatar #69 to #68 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #70 to #69 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Get on skype were doing it live.
#47 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
Dan you stale end piece of white bread.
#48 to #47 - spawnconnery (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
#49 to #48 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
are you 						*******					 blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
#50 to #49 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Do tell what you want?
Do tell what you want?
#51 to #50 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
#52 to #51 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright nignig what need then
#53 to #52 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
#54 to #53 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Never! I'm going to the YMCA, and you can't stop me!
#55 to #54 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
you disgust me.
you disgust me.
#58 to #57 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay
It's okay
#59 to #58 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's not ok. I will have to fix just like the economy.
#60 to #59 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
#61 to #60 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
shut up! you are getting fixed and you are going to like it!
#62 to #61 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
User avatar #63 to #62 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
stop being gay and get on skype.
User avatar #64 to #63 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that what this is about
User avatar #65 to #64 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
yea thats about it.
User avatar #33 - schindewolforch ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't your buddy, pal
#34 to #33 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
You've messed with the natural order
You've messed with the natural order
#35 to #34 - schindewolforch ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
if you put up a steam card for $2 I'll buy it off you to repay my debt
#36 to #35 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh goodie
Oh goodie
User avatar #37 to #36 - schindewolforch ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
no just tell me what the name is and I'll find whatever you set up
User avatar #40 to #38 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #41 to #40 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No idea, but that's Elijah wood (if ya didn't know)
#42 to #41 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Of course lol I'm a massive Wilfred fan. I finished season 3 on Netflix the other day. Would you mind doing me a favor and try to figure out what this is from?
#46 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
User avatar #44 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
thank you!!!!
User avatar #45 to #44 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No poblem
User avatar #32 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Come on fag
User avatar #28 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Dan stop being a faggot.
#29 to #28 - spawnconnery (06/11/2014) [-]
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Seriously you douche turd.
User avatar #27 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I ****** yo couch.
User avatar #26 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
***** you still gay.
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
gastrointestional aeior
User avatar #24 - revengeforfreeze (03/31/2014) [-]
Thunberg
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
***** you gay.
User avatar #16 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
***** you got da skype?
User avatar #17 to #16 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Yah ***** , should be Dirty D
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
there are a lot of them
User avatar #20 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Search that and hopefully it'll work
User avatar #19 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
facebook:dan:peterson.3344
User avatar #21 to #19 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
just added it
User avatar #22 to #21 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Just accepted it
User avatar #8 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Or just give me your steam name if it's easier.
User avatar #9 to #8 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
Was just about to. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038162216
420 friend it
User avatar #13 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Also invite me again,so that i have someone to play with
User avatar #15 to #13 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
I accepted it so it should show up soon. Also, I don't have standalone yet (may pick it up in a bit, not sure yet) so we can't play together.
#12 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Somehow it dosen't say that you accepted my invite,but i got the gift.
Thanks,i was expecting the Arma2+dayzmod and this really suprised me that you got me standalone/
User avatar #14 to #12 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
My personal experience with the mod is that I don't want to bother with the ******** of starting up ARMA and everything, so I don't even bother, and it appeared you wanted the standalone, which if I had given you it would have turned out to be a waste of money because you would inevitably switch to the standalone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
dun
User avatar #11 to #10 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
The deed is done.
User avatar #6 - nippuhl (12/07/2013) [-]
10/10 username
#7 to #6 - spawnconnery (12/07/2013) [-]
It's the only reason people talk to me
#2 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
I just saw your username.   
   
And decided it's the best ever.
I just saw your username.

And decided it's the best ever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I thought it was quite clever. I find yours........... Staggering
User avatar #5 to #3 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
It is fairly clever. Gave me a good laugh.
And some ideas....
User avatar #4 to #3 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #1 - sixfivefour (10/15/2012) [-]
I love you
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