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#79 - Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere... Maybe Dateline? 10 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain -3
#61291 - Quick mock up I did with no real idea what I was doing (which … 12 hours ago on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#66 - I did the reading, and I still don't agree with you.  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain -2
User avatar #67 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
whether you agree with my relationship isn't what I'm talking to you about.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm definitely not doing anything illegal, so I'd appreciate it if you got off my back about it.
User avatar #79 - spawnconnery (10 hours ago) [-]
Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere...

Maybe Dateline?
#64 - I don't know, can you not attempt to **** a 15 …  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain -2
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
if you did six seconds of reading you'd realize we're waiting until she's an adult.
meaning I'm not trying to fuck a fifteen year old.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I did the reading, and I still don't agree with you.
User avatar #67 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
whether you agree with my relationship isn't what I'm talking to you about.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm definitely not doing anything illegal, so I'd appreciate it if you got off my back about it.
User avatar #79 - spawnconnery (10 hours ago) [-]
Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere...

Maybe Dateline?
#62 - It's not about pure legality, it's about a 20 year old being r…  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain -2
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
I want you to go and read my comments on this content first, then get back to me. can you please do that?
#64 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, can you not attempt to fuck a 15 year old?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
if you did six seconds of reading you'd realize we're waiting until she's an adult.
meaning I'm not trying to fuck a fifteen year old.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I did the reading, and I still don't agree with you.
User avatar #67 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
whether you agree with my relationship isn't what I'm talking to you about.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm definitely not doing anything illegal, so I'd appreciate it if you got off my back about it.
User avatar #79 - spawnconnery (10 hours ago) [-]
Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere...

Maybe Dateline?
#60 - Some advice: hold on to the soap real tight, but not too tight…  [+] (8 new replies) 15 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain -2
User avatar #61 - dndxplain (15 hours ago) [-]
You can sincerely ask anyone who knows various state laws how the age of consent works. good day.
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
It's not about pure legality, it's about a 20 year old being romantically involved with a 15 year old. The difference is only 5 years, but in the time between 15 and 18, a person changes a lot. It's a very biologically complicated time for anybody, with or without some older dude breathing down their neck who lacks the ability to get with an individual their own age in an attempt to snag some unassuming pussy. C'mon man, be real with yourself and her. If you really like her, you'll postpone the relationship until she's matured and lived a little.
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
I want you to go and read my comments on this content first, then get back to me. can you please do that?
#64 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, can you not attempt to fuck a 15 year old?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
if you did six seconds of reading you'd realize we're waiting until she's an adult.
meaning I'm not trying to fuck a fifteen year old.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I did the reading, and I still don't agree with you.
User avatar #67 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
whether you agree with my relationship isn't what I'm talking to you about.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm definitely not doing anything illegal, so I'd appreciate it if you got off my back about it.
User avatar #79 - spawnconnery (10 hours ago) [-]
Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere...

Maybe Dateline?
#57 - Ah, and here we have a younger human male of the Statutorus Ra…  [+] (10 new replies) 15 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain -2
User avatar #58 - dndxplain (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a pedophile
statutory rape only applies if they're lower than the legal age of consent, which she's not
I genuinely thought it was funny.
#60 - spawnconnery (15 hours ago) [-]
Some advice: hold on to the soap real tight, but not too tight, or else it'll slip. And we all know what happens then; It ain't pretty.
User avatar #61 - dndxplain (15 hours ago) [-]
You can sincerely ask anyone who knows various state laws how the age of consent works. good day.
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
It's not about pure legality, it's about a 20 year old being romantically involved with a 15 year old. The difference is only 5 years, but in the time between 15 and 18, a person changes a lot. It's a very biologically complicated time for anybody, with or without some older dude breathing down their neck who lacks the ability to get with an individual their own age in an attempt to snag some unassuming pussy. C'mon man, be real with yourself and her. If you really like her, you'll postpone the relationship until she's matured and lived a little.
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
I want you to go and read my comments on this content first, then get back to me. can you please do that?
#64 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, can you not attempt to fuck a 15 year old?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
if you did six seconds of reading you'd realize we're waiting until she's an adult.
meaning I'm not trying to fuck a fifteen year old.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I did the reading, and I still don't agree with you.
User avatar #67 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
whether you agree with my relationship isn't what I'm talking to you about.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm definitely not doing anything illegal, so I'd appreciate it if you got off my back about it.
User avatar #79 - spawnconnery (10 hours ago) [-]
Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere...

Maybe Dateline?
#27 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 22 hours ago on Calling out dndexplain +5
User avatar #56 - dndxplain (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm not going to lie, this made me laugh
#57 - spawnconnery (15 hours ago) [-]
Ah, and here we have a younger human male of the Statutorus Rapus genome, a mix between the common Homo Sapiens and the Pedophilius Erectis. The Statutorus Rapus is an interesting creature baring similarity to the Pedophilius Erectis in that they enjoy those of young adolescence, but unlike the latter, they prefer individuals in a slightly higher age range.

We can observe the Statutorus Rapus attempting to socialize with a Homo Sapien by feigning a clearly nonexistent sense of humor. Some have likened it to a baby giraffe attempting to swim in a deep vat of oil; a shining example of what is just not natural. Despite many believing that they are the spawn of the most evil of deities, they are fascinating nonetheless.
User avatar #58 - dndxplain (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a pedophile
statutory rape only applies if they're lower than the legal age of consent, which she's not
I genuinely thought it was funny.
#60 - spawnconnery (15 hours ago) [-]
Some advice: hold on to the soap real tight, but not too tight, or else it'll slip. And we all know what happens then; It ain't pretty.
User avatar #61 - dndxplain (15 hours ago) [-]
You can sincerely ask anyone who knows various state laws how the age of consent works. good day.
User avatar #62 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
It's not about pure legality, it's about a 20 year old being romantically involved with a 15 year old. The difference is only 5 years, but in the time between 15 and 18, a person changes a lot. It's a very biologically complicated time for anybody, with or without some older dude breathing down their neck who lacks the ability to get with an individual their own age in an attempt to snag some unassuming pussy. C'mon man, be real with yourself and her. If you really like her, you'll postpone the relationship until she's matured and lived a little.
User avatar #63 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
I want you to go and read my comments on this content first, then get back to me. can you please do that?
#64 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, can you not attempt to fuck a 15 year old?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
if you did six seconds of reading you'd realize we're waiting until she's an adult.
meaning I'm not trying to fuck a fifteen year old.
User avatar #66 - spawnconnery (14 hours ago) [-]
I did the reading, and I still don't agree with you.
User avatar #67 - dndxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
whether you agree with my relationship isn't what I'm talking to you about.
I'm not a pedophile and I'm definitely not doing anything illegal, so I'd appreciate it if you got off my back about it.
User avatar #79 - spawnconnery (10 hours ago) [-]
Hold up, I think I know you from somewhere...

Maybe Dateline?
#60 - I bet Tard assa's gonna want in on this. Geeze that cunt's annoying. 09/18/2014 on The Mediocre: Episode 1 -... +1
#446 - Picture 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj +6
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#73 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
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#75 to #74 - Byte (08/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
Because you're a random red giving scrub lord.
#76 to #75 - spawnconnery (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, of course
Ah, of course
User avatar #71 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Fagooooooooooooooooooooooo
#72 to #71 - spawnconnery (07/17/2014) [-]
Get dunked on
Get dunked on
User avatar #66 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
you'ree a faggot.
User avatar #67 to #66 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah the storm knocked my Internet out so I guess I deserved that. We used up out mobile data for the month so I couldn't hit you guys up either
User avatar #68 to #67 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Jeff was really sad, how could you do that to him?
User avatar #69 to #68 - spawnconnery (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
User avatar #70 to #69 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Get on skype were doing it live.
#47 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
Dan you stale end piece of white bread.
#48 to #47 - spawnconnery (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
Oh hell nah, who do you think you're callin' a piece of bread ya cock jockey?
#49 to #48 - zomgroflmao (07/03/2014) [-]
are you 						*******					 blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
are you ******* blind? i am calling you a stale end piece of white bread.
#50 to #49 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Do tell what you want?
Do tell what you want?
#51 to #50 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
its not what i want that's important. it what needs to be done.
#52 to #51 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright nignig what need then
#53 to #52 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
for you to stop being gay that is what is needed.
#54 to #53 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Never! I'm going to the YMCA, and you can't stop me!
#55 to #54 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
you disgust me.
you disgust me.
#58 to #57 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
It's okay
It's okay
#59 to #58 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
no it's not ok. I will have to fix just like the economy.
#60 to #59 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
You can't fix the economy... you can't fix anything!
#61 to #60 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
shut up! you are getting fixed and you are going to like it!
#62 to #61 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
pls no
pls no
User avatar #63 to #62 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
stop being gay and get on skype.
User avatar #64 to #63 - spawnconnery (07/04/2014) [-]
Is that what this is about
User avatar #65 to #64 - zomgroflmao (07/04/2014) [-]
yea thats about it.
User avatar #33 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
I ain't your buddy, pal
#34 to #33 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
You've messed with the natural order
You've messed with the natural order
#35 to #34 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
if you put up a steam card for $2 I'll buy it off you to repay my debt
#36 to #35 - spawnconnery (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh goodie
Oh goodie
User avatar #37 to #36 - schindewolforch (06/19/2014) [-]
no just tell me what the name is and I'll find whatever you set up
User avatar #40 to #38 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
what's this from?
User avatar #41 to #40 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No idea, but that's Elijah wood (if ya didn't know)
#42 to #41 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
Of course lol I'm a massive Wilfred fan. I finished season 3 on Netflix the other day. Would you mind doing me a favor and try to figure out what this is from?
#46 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
I've watched it twice and watched the terrific part at least 20 times. I can't stop laughing. THank you so much
User avatar #44 to #43 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
thank you!!!!
User avatar #45 to #44 - spawnconnery (06/25/2014) [-]
No poblem
User avatar #32 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Come on fag
User avatar #28 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Dan stop being a faggot.
#29 to #28 - spawnconnery (06/11/2014) [-]
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
Uhh I'm not you so I'm not being a faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Seriously you douche turd.
User avatar #27 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I ****** yo couch.
User avatar #26 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
***** you still gay.
User avatar #25 - revengeforfreeze (04/03/2014) [-]
gastrointestional aeior
User avatar #24 - revengeforfreeze (03/31/2014) [-]
Thunberg
User avatar #23 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
***** you gay.
User avatar #16 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
***** you got da skype?
User avatar #17 to #16 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Yah ***** , should be Dirty D
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
there are a lot of them
User avatar #20 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Search that and hopefully it'll work
User avatar #19 to #18 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
facebook:dan:peterson.3344
User avatar #21 to #19 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
just added it
User avatar #22 to #21 - spawnconnery (03/09/2014) [-]
Just accepted it
User avatar #8 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Or just give me your steam name if it's easier.
User avatar #9 to #8 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
Was just about to. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038162216
420 friend it
User avatar #13 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Also invite me again,so that i have someone to play with
User avatar #15 to #13 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
I accepted it so it should show up soon. Also, I don't have standalone yet (may pick it up in a bit, not sure yet) so we can't play together.
#12 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
Somehow it dosen't say that you accepted my invite,but i got the gift.
Thanks,i was expecting the Arma2+dayzmod and this really suprised me that you got me standalone/
User avatar #14 to #12 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
My personal experience with the mod is that I don't want to bother with the ******** of starting up ARMA and everything, so I don't even bother, and it appeared you wanted the standalone, which if I had given you it would have turned out to be a waste of money because you would inevitably switch to the standalone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - neroiskill (01/22/2014) [-]
dun
User avatar #11 to #10 - spawnconnery (01/22/2014) [-]
The deed is done.
User avatar #6 - nippuhl (12/07/2013) [-]
10/10 username
#7 to #6 - spawnconnery (12/07/2013) [-]
It's the only reason people talk to me
#2 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
I just saw your username.   
   
And decided it's the best ever.
I just saw your username.

And decided it's the best ever.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I thought it was quite clever. I find yours........... Staggering
User avatar #5 to #3 - stagger (09/06/2013) [-]
It is fairly clever. Gave me a good laugh.
And some ideas....
User avatar #4 to #3 - spawnconnery (09/06/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #1 - sixfivefour (10/15/2012) [-]
I love you
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