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spateeter

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Date Signed Up:4/23/2013
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#31 - Why does that dude look like the male Anna Kendrick 03/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#22 - Not having the r34 skyline gt-r What's wrong with you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Big brother +2
User avatar #28 - stalkerexplain (02/28/2015) [-]
Not the glorious GODZILLA R32 GT-R
#21 - singham, i dont know the year 02/16/2015 on Most realistic death scene... 0
#8 - crush is #13 wat do?  [+] (37 new replies) 02/12/2015 on sike +67
User avatar #213 - hatzepatze (02/13/2015) [-]
do it. and upload result.
User avatar #170 - vatra (02/13/2015) [-]
This a sign from above, so do it or you don't deserve love.
#129 - washingtonhick (02/13/2015) [-]
do it
User avatar #107 - leprechaunne (02/13/2015) [-]
Please tag me in results
User avatar #105 - evilpapagali (02/13/2015) [-]
You better fucking do it and get yourself a fucking valentine you fucking pussy. And post results.
#101 - malvolio (02/13/2015) [-]
#99 - landartheconqueror (02/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #98 - iliekcereal (02/13/2015) [-]
do it and post results
User avatar #93 - Dincorta (02/13/2015) [-]
Mine is my dad. Hope he doesn't get the wrong idea
Waitin' on delivery of yours, spateeter.
#73 - thatoneguydotjpeg (02/13/2015) [-]
could be worse, my 13th is my gay best friend
#151 - shiftur (02/13/2015) [-]
please do it
User avatar #108 - oxymoronking (02/13/2015) [-]
DO IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
#152 - shiftur (02/13/2015) [-]
sorry didn't see you said you were waiting for reply but tell me when you get the reply
#113 - thatoneguydotjpeg (02/13/2015) [-]
waiting on reply might have to post tomorrow
User avatar #114 - oxymoronking (02/13/2015) [-]
if he says yes, fuck him and say "no homo" afterwards. his heart will be broken
#253 - thatoneguydotjpeg (02/15/2015) [-]
Kind of awkward i sent it 2 days ago now he wont answer my calls or txts....
User avatar #51 - xtremehivoltage (02/13/2015) [-]
Fuckin do that shit screen cap results
#38 - ionlywhisper (02/13/2015) [-]
waiting for delivery
#25 - micekill (02/13/2015) [-]
just do it, if she says yes it is good, if she says no, you are sad, but at least you know and can move on to another crush
win/win situation
User avatar #20 - numbmind (02/13/2015) [-]
Either do it or the name spateeter will forever be synonymous with faggot!
#14 - catfeet (02/13/2015) [-]
my crush was also 13th so il post reply if you do
#55 - skindread (02/13/2015) [-]
did you do it bitch
#185 - catfeet (02/13/2015) [-]
abuout to do it, was the middle of the night and she would just get pissed if i did
fagit
#188 - atheistzilla (02/13/2015) [-]
i'm waiting nigga
#190 - catfeet (02/13/2015) [-]
the waiting will not be in vain
User avatar #194 - atheistzilla (02/13/2015) [-]
and with "yes" i mean that she wants you to
#193 - atheistzilla (02/13/2015) [-]
i really hope so

and i seriously hope she says yes
#202 - catfeet (02/13/2015) [-]
so do i lol ;)
#246 - atheistzilla (02/13/2015) [-]
this bitch even real!?
#209 - atheistzilla (02/13/2015) [-]
she's taking a fucking long time though
#249 - catfeet (02/13/2015) [-]
k so here it is;

Me - i have always loved you.

Crush - (doesnt answer for a reaaallly long time) was that you, or did someone take your phone?

Me - nope, nobody took it.

Crush - (no answer)

Me - Its a joke, il explain once i get home. (was in a car ride somewhere)

Crush - holy shhh.. that scared me a little.

Me - haha sry jusy had to.

Crush - -_- say that to my nerves, you know what i think about this sort of thing god..(meaning relationships and such)

Me - Haha

Crush - im looking forward to that explanation..


and then we kinda just texted a bit after that. didnt fuck anything up yay
#247 - catfeet (02/13/2015) [-]
ye she really is.. i might have fucked this up.. oh well, il post the reply once i get it
(im norwegian btw, so il just roughly translate it when i post it)
User avatar #10 - bigfootluke (02/12/2015) [-]
alexanderh is right! go for it!
#9 - alexanderh (02/12/2015) [-]
Fucking do it!
If she replies that she likes you too, you win!
If she replies that she isn't interested, send her a screenshot/picture of the dare, and you don't embarrass yourself or whatever you're afraid of.

It's perfect, it can't backfire.
#227 - hazelnutqt (02/13/2015) [-]
Or
Don't do it in a text message and go talk to her y'know
#231 - alexanderh (02/13/2015) [-]
1: that would involve going outside and talking to people. We all know that outside is scary.
2: that would mean he can't post the results.
#232 - hazelnutqt (02/13/2015) [-]
Ahh I understand
Long live an OP who delivers!
#1 - the first one takes literally 20 seconds sec^2(x)=(1/…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Random Internet #38 +12
#3 - anonexplains (02/12/2015) [-]
i've just been doing this in my a-level class, actually understanding something in that class has left me contempt ah
User avatar #5 - wildwes (02/12/2015) [-]
contempt and content are not the same words anon, far from it
User avatar #2 - ldnelson (02/12/2015) [-]
Or, alternatively:

Multiply both sides by cos^2x to get:
1 - cos^2x = sin^2x
then add cos^2x to both sides to get the popular trigonometric identity:
sin^2x + cos^2x = 1
#22 - It was obviously the flaming hot cheetos bag 02/03/2015 on Who wore it better? 0
#29 - Comment deleted 01/30/2015 on Julius Caesar 0
#113 - Can you do gravitational lensing next? 01/29/2015 on Science Shit : Black Holes. 0
#425 - test ghost pls ignore 01/29/2015 on only the blues understand 0
#60 - Not gaming related but i like it 01/26/2015 on Game Wallpaper Comp +1

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