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#130 - This... This is no ordinary stupid.... This is a special kind … 05/14/2013 on Feminazis 0
#465 - MFW 05/07/2013 on It was fun +3
#191 - Haha, i know right! i thought their approach to this trailer w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on CoD 0
User avatar #193 - soopergrover (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, they got an actual point across, and I enjoyed it a lot.
#143 - MW2 is till my favorite above all. the hype for that game was …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on CoD +1
User avatar #146 - soopergrover (05/03/2013) [-]
Zombies mode will never bore me, but yeah. Ever since MW2 all the games after it were just edited to death. I really hope IW can outdo themselves this time. It's going to be such a dramatic game-changer with the whole new engine. And I really love the late reveal! The release date was already announced, which is in November. Now I don't have to be so eager for so long. I remember looking forward to Halo: Reach, and they announced the damn game like, 2 years before its release!
User avatar #191 - spasticbeaver (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha, i know right! i thought their approach to this trailer was pretty interesting, i liked it. it wasn't just a bunch of explosions and robots like black ops 2.
User avatar #193 - soopergrover (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, they got an actual point across, and I enjoyed it a lot.
#141 - i'm usually on the bandwagon, but i just feel like this one ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on CoD +1
User avatar #142 - soopergrover (05/03/2013) [-]
I understand. I can't help what games intrigue me, so some may dislike the CoD series a lot. I am glad that they've finally decided to change the engine. And I also have always liked IW. MW3 was interesting and I liked it, but it didn't at all give me the feeling like MW2 gave me. MW2 was an amazing game.
User avatar #143 - spasticbeaver (05/03/2013) [-]
MW2 is till my favorite above all. the hype for that game was definitely worth it, and even 4 and WaW bring back awesome memories. then it just became rehash after rehash. i only even bothered buying the black ops games because of the zombies modes, and even those tire me now. kinda wish IW could incorporate those in the the MW series.
User avatar #146 - soopergrover (05/03/2013) [-]
Zombies mode will never bore me, but yeah. Ever since MW2 all the games after it were just edited to death. I really hope IW can outdo themselves this time. It's going to be such a dramatic game-changer with the whole new engine. And I really love the late reveal! The release date was already announced, which is in November. Now I don't have to be so eager for so long. I remember looking forward to Halo: Reach, and they announced the damn game like, 2 years before its release!
User avatar #191 - spasticbeaver (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha, i know right! i thought their approach to this trailer was pretty interesting, i liked it. it wasn't just a bunch of explosions and robots like black ops 2.
User avatar #193 - soopergrover (05/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, they got an actual point across, and I enjoyed it a lot.
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User avatar #2 - jingleforth (01/19/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4379104/Green+Mars/152#152
I don't know, but It's been caught on that humans will probably be on Mars in less than 2 decades.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
sick shit dude, awesome
User avatar #4 to #3 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Yay, glad I could help.
btw, the same guy who's going to apparently put Man on Mars is also going to work on other cool shit. They're working on space shuttles that can land safely so the body isn't discarded and some other shit.
User avatar #5 to #4 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
i love all this space stuff, i don't want to live on this planet anymore...


...joke intended
User avatar #6 to #5 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Did you also hear about some space companies like NASA eyeballing asteroids for their materials?
User avatar #7 to #6 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
ya, i heard there could potentially be minerals like diamonds on them, thought it was pretty cool
User avatar #8 to #7 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
ever heard of a...space elevator??????
User avatar #9 to #8 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
FUCKIN HALO! never thougth that shit would actually ever exist
User avatar #11 to #9 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Lol, it's a very real thought. and in fact, one might be constructed in our life time.
User avatar #12 to #11 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
too bad i have a completely irrational fear of heights and glass elevators -.-
User avatar #13 to #12 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Come on man, it'll only be extending out several thousand miles perhap. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
thanks man. very comforting :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - jingleforth (01/21/2013) [-]
So, how about those household robots? You know...like ASIMO...which is actually smart.
User avatar #16 to #15 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
i don't know much about them, but that doesn't mean they're still not TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME
User avatar #17 to #16 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
i mean not still totally awesome, err somethin, ya
User avatar #10 to #9 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
*thought
User avatar #1 - kodaself (05/04/2012) [-]
12/31/2010, Last day to get blue user name. You lucky fucker.
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