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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
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    So, ponies... So, ponies...
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    Seriously... Seriously...
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    have you ever? have you ever?
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    a story that might make you chuckle a story that might make you chuckle
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    Epic Skyrim Rap Epic Skyrim Rap
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    bow chicka bow wwoooooowwwwwww bow chicka bow wwoooooowwwwwww
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    obama lol obama lol
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#308 - I'm black and I agree with all of this. Not trying to ma… 21 hours ago on The tides have turned +1
#106 - Right, gotcha. Thanks bro 23 hours ago on Rules of Pixar +2
#102 - Nice use of Ratatouille, given this post  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on Rules of Pixar +1
#104 - Azz (23 hours ago) [-]
Thanks

Do your best to connect with an audience. Make things relatable, basically.
#106 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
Right, gotcha. Thanks bro
#99 - The FJ community is awesome when they wanna be though 23 hours ago on Rules of Pixar +1
#98 - My worry is not so much about not knowing how to do it, but ac…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on Rules of Pixar +1
#100 - Azz (23 hours ago) [-]
Ever seen Ratatouille? "Anyone can cook." Same thing applies to writing. It may not be good (at first) but that's part of writing. Refine your ideas.
User avatar #102 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
Nice use of Ratatouille, given this post
#104 - Azz (23 hours ago) [-]
Thanks

Do your best to connect with an audience. Make things relatable, basically.
#106 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
Right, gotcha. Thanks bro
#90 - I'm about to go to school for Media Arts and Animation, and st…  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on Rules of Pixar +1
#94 - Azz (23 hours ago) [-]
Scroll through these comments. Your fellow FJers can help you learn as well
User avatar #99 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
The FJ community is awesome when they wanna be though
User avatar #98 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
My worry is not so much about not knowing how to do it, but actually putting that knowledge into practice. I just don't feel like I'll be able to properly perform all the steps necessary. Basically I think I suck lol
#100 - Azz (23 hours ago) [-]
Ever seen Ratatouille? "Anyone can cook." Same thing applies to writing. It may not be good (at first) but that's part of writing. Refine your ideas.
User avatar #102 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
Nice use of Ratatouille, given this post
#104 - Azz (23 hours ago) [-]
Thanks

Do your best to connect with an audience. Make things relatable, basically.
#106 - spasticbeaver (23 hours ago) [-]
Right, gotcha. Thanks bro
#249 - Jesus Christ, I can't handle all these feels. Not today. … 11/26/2014 on This is how you advertise +1
#46 - Aww yisss 11/24/2014 on Smart Kid +3
#44 - Yeah, I see it now. Oh well :/  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Smart Kid 0
#45 - repostsrepost (11/24/2014) [-]
this one maybe?
#68 - szatan (11/24/2014) [-]
#46 - spasticbeaver (11/24/2014) [-]
Aww yisss
#41 - And this is him a decade later. Tried to find a better p…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Smart Kid +13
#86 - tomtomvdp (11/24/2014) [-]
You are looking for this picture.
User avatar #80 - mummyslittlebitch (11/24/2014) [-]
Das ist ein amerikanischer Soldat
#43 - repostsrepost (11/24/2014) [-]
looks more like an Allied uniform to me.
User avatar #44 - spasticbeaver (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I see it now. Oh well :/
#45 - repostsrepost (11/24/2014) [-]
this one maybe?
#68 - szatan (11/24/2014) [-]
#46 - spasticbeaver (11/24/2014) [-]
Aww yisss

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User avatar #2 - jingleforth (01/19/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4379104/Green+Mars/152#152
I don't know, but It's been caught on that humans will probably be on Mars in less than 2 decades.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
sick **** dude, awesome
User avatar #4 to #3 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Yay, glad I could help.
btw, the same guy who's going to apparently put Man on Mars is also going to work on other cool **** . They're working on space shuttles that can land safely so the body isn't discarded and some other **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
i love all this space stuff, i don't want to live on this planet anymore...


...joke intended
User avatar #6 to #5 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Did you also hear about some space companies like NASA eyeballing asteroids for their materials?
User avatar #7 to #6 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
ya, i heard there could potentially be minerals like diamonds on them, thought it was pretty cool
User avatar #8 to #7 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
ever heard of a...space elevator??????
User avatar #9 to #8 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
****** HALO! never thougth that **** would actually ever exist
User avatar #11 to #9 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Lol, it's a very real thought. and in fact, one might be constructed in our life time.
User avatar #12 to #11 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
too bad i have a completely irrational fear of heights and glass elevators -.-
User avatar #13 to #12 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Come on man, it'll only be extending out several thousand miles perhap. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
thanks man. very comforting :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - jingleforth (01/21/2013) [-]
So, how about those household robots? You know...like ASIMO...which is actually smart.
User avatar #16 to #15 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
i don't know much about them, but that doesn't mean they're still not TOTALLY ******* AWESOME
User avatar #17 to #16 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
i mean not still totally awesome, err somethin, ya
User avatar #10 to #9 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
*thought
User avatar #1 - kodaself (05/04/2012) [-]
12/31/2010, Last day to get blue user name. You lucky ****** .
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