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spasticbeaver

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:5/04/2015
Location:USA
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#414 - I've just figured out what I wanna do with my life... 9 hours ago on What's Fjs stance on... +3
#59 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on You guys want to shit? 0
#65 - theonewhoanswers (05/04/2015) [-]
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!
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#95 - pedestrianx (05/01/2015) [-]
When someone uses your gif
#96 - spasticbeaver (05/01/2015) [-]
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#35 - Is it weird that I thought it was a midget at first and not a kid? 04/30/2015 on ??? +1
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User avatar #2 - jingleforth (01/19/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4379104/Green+Mars/152#152
I don't know, but It's been caught on that humans will probably be on Mars in less than 2 decades.
User avatar #3 to #2 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
sick **** dude, awesome
User avatar #4 to #3 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Yay, glad I could help.
btw, the same guy who's going to apparently put Man on Mars is also going to work on other cool **** . They're working on space shuttles that can land safely so the body isn't discarded and some other **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
i love all this space stuff, i don't want to live on this planet anymore...


...joke intended
User avatar #6 to #5 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Did you also hear about some space companies like NASA eyeballing asteroids for their materials?
User avatar #7 to #6 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
ya, i heard there could potentially be minerals like diamonds on them, thought it was pretty cool
User avatar #8 to #7 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
ever heard of a...space elevator??????
User avatar #9 to #8 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
****** HALO! never thougth that **** would actually ever exist
User avatar #11 to #9 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Lol, it's a very real thought. and in fact, one might be constructed in our life time.
User avatar #12 to #11 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
too bad i have a completely irrational fear of heights and glass elevators -.-
User avatar #13 to #12 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
Come on man, it'll only be extending out several thousand miles perhap. :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
thanks man. very comforting :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - jingleforth (01/21/2013) [-]
So, how about those household robots? You know...like ASIMO...which is actually smart.
User avatar #16 to #15 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
i don't know much about them, but that doesn't mean they're still not TOTALLY ******* AWESOME
User avatar #17 to #16 - spasticbeaver (01/21/2013) [-]
i mean not still totally awesome, err somethin, ya
User avatar #10 to #9 - spasticbeaver (01/20/2013) [-]
*thought
User avatar #1 - kodaself (05/04/2012) [-]
12/31/2010, Last day to get blue user name. You lucky ****** .
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