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Date Signed Up:9/11/2012
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    Edge master on a kids game Edge master on a kids game
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    "Something I think is witty but isn't" "Something I think is witty...
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    Huehuehue Huehuehue
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    Jabba the mom Jabba the mom
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    Do you even nigger? Do you even nigger?

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#20 - I don't get it, how was it put down but still alive for 30 yea…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/20/2014 on I was devastated lol +16
User avatar #61 - zafara (23 hours ago) [-]
Exactly what kcits said below. The bunny wasn't dead, and the parents took it to the vet to have it put down. They didn't tell their 7 year old daughter that the bunny had been alive when that happened until 30 years later.
#24 - kcits (12/20/2014) [-]
That post up there is horrifying. I think what they meant was that when the daughter's hand went through the bunny with blood and maggots spilling everywhere, the daughter thought the bunny was dead at that point, and the parents didn't tell their daughter, until 30 years later, that the bunny had lived until they made it to the vet and had to have it put down. The other questions? Dear lord, I have no idea, those are good ones.
User avatar #25 - toosexyforyou (12/20/2014) [-]
I'm not sure why I found your serious and informative comment so fucking hilarious.
#26 - kcits (12/20/2014) [-]
**kcits used "*roll picture*"**
**kcits rolled image** I don't know why reading that response made me laugh but thank you, I needed that after the bunny.
#79 - I normally take a long time to get off the first time around, … 12/20/2014 on No homo 0
#23 - What is this from? A show, movie, porn?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #27 - faimbot (12/20/2014) [-]
House (tv series), possible season 5.
User avatar #26 - mostlyshits (12/20/2014) [-]
a show called House MD
#76 - Whenever I jack off, subsequent jackoffs in the same day are s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on No homo 0
User avatar #77 - TheBigGummyBear (12/20/2014) [-]
That's weird dude, it's supposed to take longer and be harder to accomplish the more times you do it in a day. My personal best is 5 times in one day, and that required me starting from early in the morning and finishing at midnight before bed.
User avatar #79 - spartusee (12/20/2014) [-]
I normally take a long time to get off the first time around, like 30+, but I have set a personal record of around 20 minutes for subsequent masturbations before. I'll give five times a try and get back to you, if I remember.
#63 - I'm thinking I would order a catgirl-harlem with older looking…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on I was just talking about... +1
#69 - thewulfman (12/18/2014) [-]
Mix the ages up.
#33 - WHO IS THAT  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Kids these days 0
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#36 - anonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
Tyrone
#115 - Are there any other hentai mangas with this kind of quality dr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Titty Monster Collection +2
#154 - anonymous (11/26/2014) [-]
Click on the artist's name. Whenever you find a style you like click on the artist name. My favorite of his is the one with the two chicks something park
#73 - What the **** happens to those assholes? 11/25/2014 on Some Interesting Facts... 0
#242 - i just want to know who this man is 11/25/2014 on I Dub you King Weeaboo 0
#54 - who is that black dude  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on I'm not even mad 0
User avatar #77 - Furubatsu (11/17/2014) [-]
Think his tumblr name is Nathan Chocolate

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User avatar #2 - HOLYCARP (11/21/2012) [-]
I'll say it again, maybe in a more understandable manner, GROW THE **** UP, GET THE **** OUT OF YOU'RE HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT, YOU SLEAZY PIECE OF **** . I know the kinds of person you are. I don't like it. No one does.

One day this attitude you have might get you killed. Death, death is what I'm saying.
#1 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Hahahaha dumbass
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