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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: MrJawshjaymez
Interests: Working out, bike riding, and hiking, most likely listening to music when doing any of them.
Date Signed Up:4/20/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:US
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My name is Josh, but you can call me Joshua for short!

I listen to a lot of music, heavy metal, screamo, heavy rock.

Re-arranging some dirt on my Polaris Predator 400cc four wheeler.

If anyone is just up for someone to talk to I'm a pretty good listener and I've been told I give good advice so feel free. I'll reply as soon as I see it.

latest user's comments

#507 - Did you know that when you cut hair, it grows back? Amazing isn't it?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2011 on WTF? +1
User avatar #515 - hudsen (10/02/2011) [-]
Why was I never informed of this?
#517 - spartanofwar (10/02/2011) [-]
Well...
#502 - **spartanofwar rolls 40** 10/02/2011 on happy 13th birthday google +2
#337 - **spartanofwar rolls 15**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2011 on Faith Restored +10
#365 - snickersnee (10/02/2011) [-]
#1087 - It's still proper grammar. I'm just saying, if you wanna tell … 10/01/2011 on genius 0
#502 - Well then, that's not what I was told. 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -1
#547 - I never asked if all Dutch girls are smart. I never asked if y… 09/30/2011 on The Truth -1
#465 - I see. This is a long thread... 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -3
#459 - No really, I was just being funny. Thus the name of the website too.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -3
#462 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
I know, and I understand. I was just explaining why my being an engineer justified the nerdiness.
User avatar #465 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
I see. This is a long thread...
#444 - Calm your tits, it was a joke. Yet kind of true at the same ti…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -3
#450 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
Sarcasm is poorly conveyed on the interwebs. And this is Funnyjunk. so you never know if somebody is trolling or just an ass.

And yes, it was extremely nerdy.
User avatar #459 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
No really, I was just being funny. Thus the name of the website too.
#462 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
I know, and I understand. I was just explaining why my being an engineer justified the nerdiness.
User avatar #465 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
I see. This is a long thread...
#69 - **spartanofwar rolls 345**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2011 on Sneaky music +17
#77 - xbananus has deleted their comment.
#433 - Oh, you're an engineer. That changes EVERYTHING. My bad, bro. …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -3
#438 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
If I were not studying a math-oriented field, I would not care how easy the metric system is to use when doing said math. It justifies plenty well why I would say something like that.
User avatar #444 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
Calm your tits, it was a joke. Yet kind of true at the same time. You gotta admit that did sound kinda nerdy... I'm just saying.
#450 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
Sarcasm is poorly conveyed on the interwebs. And this is Funnyjunk. so you never know if somebody is trolling or just an ass.

And yes, it was extremely nerdy.
User avatar #459 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
No really, I was just being funny. Thus the name of the website too.
#462 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
I know, and I understand. I was just explaining why my being an engineer justified the nerdiness.
User avatar #465 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
I see. This is a long thread...
#471 - Did I say that they were stupid? No. Before you assume I care …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2011 on The Truth -1
#544 - Tommovdv (09/30/2011) [-]
Im not your "mate" and if you're going to be like this why the hell did you even bother to reply? You started by asking if all dutch girls are smart and if im some 12 year old? WTH why is that even relevant? 2nd, telling me to grow up? who was the immature child that needed to make some smart ass reply? Let me think.... Oh, it was you! Fuck you, im out.
User avatar #547 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
I never asked if all Dutch girls are smart. I never asked if you were a 12 year old I said you are acting as if I'm some 10 year old. God, you obviously can't read.


"I'm not your 'mate' and if you're going to be like this why did you even bother to reply?" <--- That's an attempt at a smart ass reply, so don't start about that either. I've actually remained calm this entire time and made sense, you on the other hand can't even read. Not a very good example of being smart if you ask me. Obviously not 19 either.
#421 - The factory is in Japan. Look it up. 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -5
#418 - Oh, shut up and go drink some tea. 09/30/2011 on Hipster america +9
#414 - The English dictionary has no word to fathom the understanding…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -1
#415 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
I'm an engineer.
User avatar #433 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
Oh, you're an engineer. That changes EVERYTHING. My bad, bro.



*Sarcasm*
#438 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
If I were not studying a math-oriented field, I would not care how easy the metric system is to use when doing said math. It justifies plenty well why I would say something like that.
User avatar #444 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
Calm your tits, it was a joke. Yet kind of true at the same time. You gotta admit that did sound kinda nerdy... I'm just saying.
#450 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
Sarcasm is poorly conveyed on the interwebs. And this is Funnyjunk. so you never know if somebody is trolling or just an ass.

And yes, it was extremely nerdy.
User avatar #459 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
No really, I was just being funny. Thus the name of the website too.
#462 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
I know, and I understand. I was just explaining why my being an engineer justified the nerdiness.
User avatar #465 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
I see. This is a long thread...
#423 - N. Korean citizen (09/30/2011) [-]
Arbitrary means that it is by chance, how is the imperial system BY CHANCE? It doesn't, so stfu and learn the meanings of words before you use them.
#429 - iamphoenix (09/30/2011) [-]
No, arbitrary does not mean 'by chance.' Arbitrary means it is based on random choice, rather than concrete rules. Learn to think about how a word works, anon.
#408 - Japan.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2011 on Hipster america -5
User avatar #416 - xbananus (09/30/2011) [-]
Apple=american
User avatar #421 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
The factory is in Japan. Look it up.
#450 - You're a dumb ass. 09/30/2011 on The Truth +1
#449 - The fact that some girls are nice to you means all Dutch peopl…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2011 on The Truth 0
#467 - Tommovdv (09/30/2011) [-]
how about asking before stating? First of all, you're wrong on both points. Ofcourse there are dumb girls, but then i got to my other point that you would just pick the bad ones. Second, im almost 19 so do a little research before running your mouth. Not to mention the fact that The Netherlands is eighth in the world education rankings, so we're not doing that bad.
User avatar #471 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
Did I say that they were stupid? No. Before you assume I care how old you are and assume I'm some 10 year old child, learn to read what I actually say. And telling me to do a little research? Mate, this isn't rocket science if you haven't noticed.
#544 - Tommovdv (09/30/2011) [-]
Im not your "mate" and if you're going to be like this why the hell did you even bother to reply? You started by asking if all dutch girls are smart and if im some 12 year old? WTH why is that even relevant? 2nd, telling me to grow up? who was the immature child that needed to make some smart ass reply? Let me think.... Oh, it was you! Fuck you, im out.
User avatar #547 - spartanofwar (09/30/2011) [-]
I never asked if all Dutch girls are smart. I never asked if you were a 12 year old I said you are acting as if I'm some 10 year old. God, you obviously can't read.


"I'm not your 'mate' and if you're going to be like this why did you even bother to reply?" <--- That's an attempt at a smart ass reply, so don't start about that either. I've actually remained calm this entire time and made sense, you on the other hand can't even read. Not a very good example of being smart if you ask me. Obviously not 19 either.
#313 - Why were you taking pictures inside of my boat?! 09/30/2011 on awesome boat. 0
#764 - **spartanofwar rolls 630**  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2011 on genius +8
User avatar #817 - SIXSIXSICK (09/30/2011) [-]
My ex was half mexican. She had 5 brothers and 7 sisters. I was like. WHAT?
User avatar #827 - jamesisawesome (09/30/2011) [-]
My Grandma isn't Mexican and her family had 15 kids
My mom is half mexican and her family had 13 kids
I'm 1/4 mexican and my family has 10 kids
WTF?
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#138 - My data results have concluded that no one gives a shit. 09/30/2011 on Super Sexy COMP 15 +1
#137 - Picture 09/30/2011 on Super Sexy COMP 15 +17
#531 - By the way, your username is also spelled wrong. It's deluxe, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2011 on genius 0
#1084 - delux (10/01/2011) [-]
My friends call me Lux... And since it wasn't possible to get that name, i just put "De" before that.


Problem?
#520 - God* Anything talking of or referring to God or Jesus Christ i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2011 on genius 0
#1085 - delux (10/01/2011) [-]
I didn't capitalize the G in god for a reason. I don't believe that god exists, therefore I refuse to treat it any different, than any other word describing fantasy creatures.


The rest of your corrections are solely based on the fact, that i did not capitalize the "I"'s. R u fuarkin kiddin meh?
User avatar #1087 - spartanofwar (10/01/2011) [-]
It's still proper grammar. I'm just saying, if you wanna tell people stuff like that at least do it right, lol.
#4 - I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A REPOST I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE AND IT… 09/30/2011 on 2 Dollar bill +5
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User avatar #10 - zaxzwim ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
i am going to make it my job to figure what your qr code picture is
#11 to #13 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
First person to try it I think, lol.
User avatar #12 to #14 - zaxzwim ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
i dont have my phone on me at the moment and i have an app on there and i really cant be stuffed to do it on the internet so ill just do it when i get home (im at my dads and my phones at my mums)
User avatar #13 to #15 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
This code has the meaning of life. The very words will blow your mind and change your ways of thinking. You will become a god. You will be able to control time and you could rule the world. Too bad you don't have your phone. :D
User avatar #15 to #16 - zaxzwim ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
wow... that was really worth the trouble
#17 to #18 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
Don't be sad, I made you one too.
User avatar #18 to #20 - zaxzwim ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
yay!
User avatar #19 to #21 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
I can make them say anything
User avatar #20 to #22 - zaxzwim ONLINE (02/26/2012) [-]
i can make them on my phone which i need to charge
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User avatar #2 - mikaelkid (05/29/2011) [-]
well.. then what's the problem then? And i usually dont care when i get thumbed down.. but when it comes to that.. but okie man.. sorry i had to comment here.. wouldnt let me reply

you got xbox / ps3?
User avatar #3 to #2 - spartanofwar (05/29/2011) [-]
No, I don't.
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