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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: MrJawshjaymez
Interests: Working out, bike riding, and hiking, most likely listening to music when doing any of them.
Date Signed Up:4/20/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:US
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My name is Josh, but you can call me Joshua for short!

I listen to a lot of music, heavy metal, screamo, heavy rock.

Re-arranging some dirt on my Polaris Predator 400cc four wheeler.

If anyone is just up for someone to talk to I'm a pretty good listener and I've been told I give good advice so feel free. I'll reply as soon as I see it.

latest user's comments

#626 - Oh my God shut the fuck up. You're actually going to sit there…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Feminism -6
#649 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2013) [-]
You probably didn't read it, but I don't care. You don't have to read it actually. It's not for your eyes, as you already seem so strongly opinionated nothing else can get through that wall of yours. I'm sorry if I couldn't shorten what I wanted to say, but your points were just the cliche that I've seen everywhere and I just wanted to show how fallible each were. I'd get the fuck out but you'd have to come with me because there really was no humor in your post other than just pure bitterness from having to deal with gals who had no clue what they were doing or ignoring reasonable ones.
User avatar #769 - spartanofwar (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm not bitter. As I said before this is a website called FunnyJokes. It's a joke. Look at the content. God you're a fucking idiot. I don't care if I get red thumbed for saying that either. At least I'll actually log in.
User avatar #798 - hellastrider (03/28/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, didn't have an account yet. I understand that it's a joke site but looking at the other comments in this thread, I can conclude that not everyone's just agreeing and adding humorous comments but rather adding actual interesting observations or opinions. And even if it was a joke, there's always some truth to it and mindlessly laughing at the same bad jokes ain't that tasteful for some of us. It's pretty fun to look at why many think it's funny in the first place. And shit, I've been on this site long enough to know not everything that gets front page is funny. In fact, a lot of it isn't but instead interesting science shenanigans or something. Why don't you rage at them? I know you definitely don't care for this topic as much as I do, but man, in the end it's all just words/ideas. And words are something I believe are really strong, so I don't think just shutting up and staying silent can change anything. I don't think I ever told you to change yourself or that you should stop telling those jokes. If you post something for all to see, I'm allowed to respond, aren't I? And there's nothing wrong with being serious when it deals with issues that actually greatly affect some people's lifestyles. You could argue that it's dumb to post it here, but I haven't been drowned in a sea of red thumbs yet so I don't think it's wrong to say something a little difference once in a while.
User avatar #799 - spartanofwar (03/28/2013) [-]
I never said people couldn't express opinions but you have to realize that this is a website where people fuck around and look for laughs/ try to make others laugh. You took what I said totally serious and it actually is pretty funny because I am actually a respectful person believe it or not. But you get what you give. Also, the whole fact that you were posting anonymous which, in my OPINION, is a pretty pathetic move.
#250 - **spartanofwar rolls 19** 03/27/2013 on lemongrab 0
#201 - **spartanofwar rolls 9** 03/27/2013 on 4chan on suicide 0
#72 - A GIF and a thumb for you. 03/26/2013 on sadly true +1
#70 - This would be more realistic. 03/26/2013 on sadly true +1
#68 - Hold on little African kids I'm liking FaceBook pages as fast …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on sadly true +5
#71 - thatscrewedupkid (03/26/2013) [-]
thumb for you
#72 - spartanofwar (03/26/2013) [-]
A GIF and a thumb for you.
#110 - "Women deserve equal rights" "Hey! You're a…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Feminism +103
User avatar #626 - spartanofwar (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh my God shut the fuck up. You're actually going to sit there and reply to every single sentence I just wrote? Do you realize this is a website called FunnyJunk? Gtfo.
#649 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2013) [-]
You probably didn't read it, but I don't care. You don't have to read it actually. It's not for your eyes, as you already seem so strongly opinionated nothing else can get through that wall of yours. I'm sorry if I couldn't shorten what I wanted to say, but your points were just the cliche that I've seen everywhere and I just wanted to show how fallible each were. I'd get the fuck out but you'd have to come with me because there really was no humor in your post other than just pure bitterness from having to deal with gals who had no clue what they were doing or ignoring reasonable ones.
User avatar #769 - spartanofwar (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm not bitter. As I said before this is a website called FunnyJokes. It's a joke. Look at the content. God you're a fucking idiot. I don't care if I get red thumbed for saying that either. At least I'll actually log in.
User avatar #798 - hellastrider (03/28/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, didn't have an account yet. I understand that it's a joke site but looking at the other comments in this thread, I can conclude that not everyone's just agreeing and adding humorous comments but rather adding actual interesting observations or opinions. And even if it was a joke, there's always some truth to it and mindlessly laughing at the same bad jokes ain't that tasteful for some of us. It's pretty fun to look at why many think it's funny in the first place. And shit, I've been on this site long enough to know not everything that gets front page is funny. In fact, a lot of it isn't but instead interesting science shenanigans or something. Why don't you rage at them? I know you definitely don't care for this topic as much as I do, but man, in the end it's all just words/ideas. And words are something I believe are really strong, so I don't think just shutting up and staying silent can change anything. I don't think I ever told you to change yourself or that you should stop telling those jokes. If you post something for all to see, I'm allowed to respond, aren't I? And there's nothing wrong with being serious when it deals with issues that actually greatly affect some people's lifestyles. You could argue that it's dumb to post it here, but I haven't been drowned in a sea of red thumbs yet so I don't think it's wrong to say something a little difference once in a while.
User avatar #799 - spartanofwar (03/28/2013) [-]
I never said people couldn't express opinions but you have to realize that this is a website where people fuck around and look for laughs/ try to make others laugh. You took what I said totally serious and it actually is pretty funny because I am actually a respectful person believe it or not. But you get what you give. Also, the whole fact that you were posting anonymous which, in my OPINION, is a pretty pathetic move.
#525 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2013) [-]
5) Not only girls fish for compliments, and if so, how are they supporting the feminist cause in any way? How is it even about equal rights anymore? It sounds like you're just being bitter now.
6) If a dude's girlfriend slept with someone else, he might think all girls are cheating whores. Distrust after having a bad relationship isn't limited to gender.
7) Snowflake syndrome is dumb as shit, even the guy version of it. Come on, all those shows about how one dude is destined to be "the hero" or whatnot.
#662 - adissaddd (03/27/2013) [-]
You are so awesome. I'm actually so glad someone gets it. Generalizations just don't work.
#521 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2013) [-]
3) This depends on your idea of flirting. Rarely have I ever heard a dude complaining about a girl trying to hit on him. And if he really is uncomfortable with it, he should just tell her to stop. She only sues when you start thinking that flirting means you can say uncomfortable shit to her and touch her in inappropriate places just because you're being nice to her and damn why is she such a prude for not returning my interests.
4) She can wear whatever she wants, asshole. If a guy can wear a low v-neck, a girl can. And if she complains about the attention she gets, then yes, I agree that her choice is very counterproductive but if you really think about it, why is her chest showing any worse than a dude's chest in the first place? Could it be how much society has sexualized her body parts to the point her showing them is a grave offense, despite it not being a sex organ of any sort.
#513 - N. Korean citizen (03/27/2013) [-]
Oh fer fuck's sake, half of that shit isn't even relevant to actual feminists but rather just teenage behaviors, and if you really think that is what feminism is then I don't blame all of you for hating what you specifically cherry picked as evidence it's bullshit.
1) Gals sometimes ask for help carrying shit because they usually do not have as great a muscle mass as a dude but in no way are you obligated to help her out. But personally, I think if anyone asked me for help to carry something they had trouble with, why the hell not? I barely see any girls asking for help with physical activities when they themselves have the capability to do so.
2) I agree that in critical situations, you should not hold back on exerting some physical force if you are threatened just because they're female. However, any sort of physical violence like such should not be encouraged, regardless of sex.
#226 - copyhat (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #789 - spartanofwar (03/27/2013) [-]
I really like you because you appear to be the only one that didn't act like a complete bitch and start raging over something that was posted on a joke website. Thank you. Honestly I don't get why someone who's totally serious about everything would even go to a website like this. Fucking anon ragers. And people thumb up my joke but thumb down my other comments. Makes no sense. God people are stupid. Oh well.
User avatar #796 - copyhat (03/28/2013) [-]
Well, thank you very much my friend, I agree that anything posted here is to be taken with a grain of truth and a grain of salt.

Have a nice day
#219 - N. Korean citizen (03/26/2013) [-]
So you shouldn't carry a heavy box for a woman? Men are built with more physical strength than women... Be nice.
User avatar #508 - brettyoke (03/27/2013) [-]
That was so far off from his point that I'm afraid you might not be of this planet.
#41 - **spartanofwar rolls 1** 3 03/26/2013 on 3 0
#125 - **spartanofwar rolls 45** A roll of dubs in his honor. 03/26/2013 on All the Feels 0
#24 - Cancer's face when 03/26/2013 on Fuck you Cancer. +20
#2 - God I love this so much. I read it before on this android joke… 03/26/2013 on just amazing 0
#303 - **spartanofwar rolls 63** Dubs at first roll. 03/26/2013 on Love at first sight 0
#489 - Thank you, good man. Carry on! 03/26/2013 on Did u know +1
#94 - **spartanofwar rolls 87** 2spooky 03/25/2013 on hgj +1
#17 - I live in Nebraska but the article I looked up was just one of…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Well, fuck. 0
#18 - slendermansgooch (03/25/2013) [-]
Ahh I see
#14 - No, here are the real cops in training.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Cops in training +9
User avatar #20 - jmmora (03/25/2013) [-]
more like bacon in training
User avatar #23 - SuperBobbis (03/25/2013) [-]
I think you missed the joke. Cops, by the internet, are normally pigs.
User avatar #24 - jmmora (03/25/2013) [-]
english is not my mother language
#92 - MFW  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on What Seems to Be The... -1
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#91 - **spartanofwar rolls 11** I NEVER get dubs...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on What Seems to Be The... +1
#92 - spartanofwar (03/25/2013) [-]
MFW
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#89 - **spartanofwar rolls 31** Never getting dubs...  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2013 on What Seems to Be The... -2
User avatar #90 - aguta (03/25/2013) [-]
**aguta rolls 46**
User avatar #91 - spartanofwar (03/25/2013) [-]
**spartanofwar rolls 11** I NEVER get dubs...
#92 - spartanofwar (03/25/2013) [-]
MFW
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#147 - **spartanofwar rolls 20** Dubs: Not for everyone. 03/25/2013 on Shorts: Not For Every One 0
#1 - Picture 03/25/2013 on trippy 0
#3 - **spartanofwar rolls 17** Dubs and they see each other again. 03/25/2013 on Legend of Zelda feels 0
#50 - **spartanofwar rolls 22** omg dubs! 03/25/2013 on omg Mail! 0
#362 - I wasn't going for dubs as much as just making a pun because y…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Did u know +3
#487 - thegrazel (03/25/2013) [-]
O! Well hell sir! I didn't even realize! You are my hero of the day! That was actually pretty good haha.
#489 - spartanofwar (03/26/2013) [-]
Thank you, good man. Carry on!
#300 - **spartanofwar rolls 05** Beautiful, aren't they?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Did u know +3
#330 - thegrazel (03/25/2013) [-]
Guess you fucked up somewhere along the line of "Don't piss off the Internet gods."
User avatar #362 - spartanofwar (03/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't going for dubs as much as just making a pun because you said suckers.
#487 - thegrazel (03/25/2013) [-]
O! Well hell sir! I didn't even realize! You are my hero of the day! That was actually pretty good haha.
#489 - spartanofwar (03/26/2013) [-]
Thank you, good man. Carry on!
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User avatar #10 - zaxzwim (02/26/2012) [-]
i am going to make it my job to figure what your qr code picture is
#11 to #13 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
First person to try it I think, lol.
User avatar #12 to #14 - zaxzwim (02/26/2012) [-]
i dont have my phone on me at the moment and i have an app on there and i really cant be stuffed to do it on the internet so ill just do it when i get home (im at my dads and my phones at my mums)
User avatar #13 to #15 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
This code has the meaning of life. The very words will blow your mind and change your ways of thinking. You will become a god. You will be able to control time and you could rule the world. Too bad you don't have your phone. :D
User avatar #15 to #16 - zaxzwim (02/26/2012) [-]
wow... that was really worth the trouble
#17 to #18 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
Don't be sad, I made you one too.
User avatar #18 to #20 - zaxzwim (02/26/2012) [-]
yay!
User avatar #19 to #21 - spartanofwar (02/26/2012) [-]
I can make them say anything
User avatar #20 to #22 - zaxzwim (02/26/2012) [-]
i can make them on my phone which i need to charge
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User avatar #2 - mikaelkid (05/29/2011) [-]
well.. then what's the problem then? And i usually dont care when i get thumbed down.. but when it comes to that.. but okie man.. sorry i had to comment here.. wouldnt let me reply

you got xbox / ps3?
User avatar #3 to #2 - spartanofwar (05/29/2011) [-]
No, I don't.
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