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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, xbox, gamecube, ps2
Video Games Played: shooters
X-box Gamertag: I sparkytoast I
Date Signed Up:4/08/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:IL USA
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Content Thumbs: 9578 total,  10515 ,  937
Comment Thumbs: 757 total,  930 ,  173
Content Level Progress: 12% (12/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 175 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 176 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Content Views:344790
Times Content Favorited:524 times
Total Comments Made:282
FJ Points:9732
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#81 - Picture 06/04/2012 on Try sleeping now. +1
#82 - Picture 06/04/2012 on My friend likes to ramble +1
#43 - Picture 06/04/2012 on No Science -1
#176 - Why would you want to touch one of these? <--Brown recluse  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2012 on Poke 0
User avatar #185 - bellaxdonna (06/09/2012) [-]
One landed on my friends chest once. OMG I never knew our screams could get so high and I had ninja reflexes and smacked that nasty bitch off her.
#173 - You mean a brown recluse, right?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2012 on Poke 0
User avatar #174 - xanthiumxxxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
Oh yeah I think you're right... they look awfully similar though. Brown recluse bites are no better though, pretty much just as bad!
#186 - bellaxdonna (06/09/2012) [-]
I can deal with spiders, but those....those!! NO
User avatar #187 - xanthiumxxxxx (06/09/2012) [-]
Totally. I never kill spiders, but whenever I see one of these in my house I kill it every time. I never hurt em when they're outside though. I suppose I could catch em when they're inside and take them out, but usually there's no time to find a cup or whatever, and these things are fast and I can't risk letting it get away!
#411 - Guilty Death eh? 06/04/2012 on Heavy Metal 0
#71 - **sparkytoast rolls 4** 06/03/2012 on Youtube 0
#108 - Too bad the hospital bills would cost more than the ticket... 06/03/2012 on Such a good guy. +6
#107 - Picture 06/03/2012 on Such a good guy. 0
#211 - You're proof is illogical. No one could travel back to stop yo… 06/03/2012 on FOR SCIENCE 0
#11 - The first 2 comparisons are just complete ******** . 06/02/2012 on Dafuq happend +8
#46 - If you actually read the post, it states that plutonium reacts…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/02/2012 on NUKING JUPITER.... +7
#48 - peanutbutterjuice (06/02/2012) [-]
Yes, but, Plutonium is never stable, and cannot withstand 30000 tons of weight on it's self.
#53 - tannertheguy (06/02/2012) [-]
stop trying to argue
User avatar #50 - olinerocks (06/02/2012) [-]
thats exactly what the post is saying... it is unstable and when it reaches that great of a pressure it will be similar to the conditions in a nuclear bomb
#52 - peanutbutterjuice (06/02/2012) [-]
The casing will Implode (Mainly Steel to Iron casing) will implode without causing it. The casing protects it a bit, so if the plutonium was in there, it would do an explosion maybe the size of one medium stick of Tnt, but not do the average explosion of a nuke, becuase of Pressure

#58 - boredinschool (06/02/2012) [-]
All that force is simply in a more compressed state but that still doesnt change the fact plutonium detonates upon extreme pressure. You basically contradicted yourself by admitting there would be an explosion but all that energy and radioactive contamination is still there.

Jupiter would have compressed the plutonium core to the point where the neutrons would be unable to move around without touching one another causing the atoms to release their neutrons and all their energy at once.

I didnt know astronomers studied that sort of thing
User avatar #55 - olinerocks (06/02/2012) [-]
ohhhh I see what you were trying to say now. Kind of like how an explosion underwater seems smaller than one on the surface when you use an equal amount of explosives in both
#56 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
Ah wow, this argument actually reached a conclusion that I understand and empathize with. I need to go back and get rid of some of those red thumbs...
#44 - I think the 6 monitors thing would just bother me, why not jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2012 on You Want You Lose 4 +7
#85 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
I have a fairly large TV that i'm using as my screen because I never watch it anyway.
#87 - ******* comets 06/02/2012 on Mind = Blown 0
#120 - I've been doing this every night recently... 06/02/2012 on tonight +3
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on Holy Grail +1
#22 - cryoutloud (05/31/2012) [-]
#66 - During winter when the days are the shortest, I go to work and… 05/31/2012 on I hate my commute 0
#308 - Google search "our parent galaxy" The milky way… 05/31/2012 on Galactic Collision 0
#126 - A combination of every single weapon in Halo:Reach  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2012 on I HATE NIGGERS +3
User avatar #128 - barrybarrison (05/31/2012) [-]
Splendid.
#46 - They say ***** , not ****** ... 05/30/2012 on I HATE NIGGERS +2
#7 - Comment deleted 05/29/2012 on NOPE 0
#13 - He didn't have enough is what he meant, ******** . 05/29/2012 on feelsbadman.jpg +1
#15 - One day when I was still working at mcdonald's, I was doing so… 05/29/2012 on Fuck you water benders +1
#17 - What i really hate is when there are people walking on the str… 05/29/2012 on Bikers +4
#42 - **sparkytoast rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at… 05/29/2012 on That moment when 0
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